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{{Year|year=190 CE}}

[[Once-ler Jr. Smith|Once-ler jr.]] says: "I can't believe you've been hitting on a literal country wtf is WRONG with you!!"

[[Dream]] says: "Okay to be fair, You are literally in-love with a blue haired dictator that tried killing everybody"

Once-ler Jr. says: "[[Creepy]]? I literally don't care about them."

Dream says: "Oh yeah? Then what about your room which is filled with Creepy posters."

Once-ler Jr. says: "Those aren't posters. That's a wall. My grandma made it I think. "

"And I can't get rid of the wall because then the entire house will break down."

"Because NOBODY in [[Creepyland]] has basic architecture knowledge."

Dream says: "Lol okay anyway our wedding is in 5 minutes."

Once-ler Jr. says: "Oh, sweet!"

'''DING DING DING!!!!!! 5 MINUTES LATER THE WEDDING BEGINS IN CREEPY CATHEDRAL!'''

'''Sasageyo is playing as the wedding music.'''

'''Once-ler Jr. walks down the aisle.'''

'''Priest which is just a 13 year old starts to speak...'''

Priest says: "We have gathered you all here today to celebrate Dream's and our kween's marriage."

"Ummmmm"

"So like"

"uh.."

"You may say your vows or whatever."

Once-ler Jr. says: "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times." 

Dream says: "Cool ily too. After this I'm inviting you to Dream SMP."

Priest says: "Pog you may kiss now."

"Wait"

"Before u kiss"

"does anybody have any objections?"

20 seconds of silence.

Priest says: "ANY OBJECTIONS!?!?!?!?!"

'''10 more seconds of silence until somebody comes through the door...'''

'''IT'S [[George Not Found|GEORGE NOT FOUND]]!?!?!?'''

George says: "..Uhh....."

"Objection?"

Some girl behind him: "Say it louder."

George says: "Please don't stab me.."

George says: "OBJECTION!"

Dream says: "GASP gEorge!?!?!?"

George says: "I am not being threatened right now. Please stop the wedding because I love you i guess idk please help."

Once-ler Jr. says: "Literally what is happening right now. I didn't plan any of this?"

"Please just let me have a normal wedding. I don't want to deal with your stupid fanfiction business."

'''The guests gasp.'''

George says: "Haha."

"Can I leave now?"

'''Everybody starts shouting at Once-ler Jr. and throwing tomatoes and other stuff at her.'''

Once-ler Jr. says: "IT'S NOT THAT DEEP. EVERY FANFICTION CREEPYLANDIANS MAKE ARE BORDERLINE FREAKY AS HELL."

"YOU ALL LIKE PUTTING ILLEGAL AND DISGUSTING THINGS IN THEM FOR WHAT???"

Somebody in the back shouts: "BECAUSE IT'S HOT!"

Once-ler Jr. says: "NECROPHIALIA ISN'T HOT"

'''Once-ler Jr. storms out.'''

'''George leaves as well.'''

Dream says: "Damn"

Guest says: "Ok you know what????? Dream is our new monarch."

'''Everybody agrees.'''

Dream says: "what"

'''The news spreads around Creepyland and the people of it dethrone Once-ler Jr.'''

'''Dream becomes the new King because he's cool.'''

'''A [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp9gFXf56yQ new national anthem of Creepyland] is accepted.'''

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