https://yatawiki.xyz//yatawiki/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=An_Immortal%27s_WoesAn Immortal's Woes - Revision history2026-04-28T02:35:54ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.41.1https://yatawiki.xyz//yatawiki/index.php?title=An_Immortal%27s_Woes&diff=21767&oldid=prevHakced: Created page with "{{Year|year=213 CE}} '''Meanwhile in Uganda...''' Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "OKAY SLAVES. MAKE MY WIFE A FULL-COURSE FIVE STAR MEAL DESSERT." Slaves say: "Yes ma'am lol we love doing free labor." Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Good." "You have 10 minutes or else I'm revoking your life privileges." Slaves says: "Haha not again" '''The Ugandan Knuckles Queen leaves the kitchen.''' Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Heh. I hope she'll like the meal. After all.. I h..."2025-10-03T14:49:16Z<p>Created page with "{{Year|year=213 CE}} '''Meanwhile in Uganda...''' <a href="/yatawiki/index.php/Ugandan_Knuckles_Queen" title="Ugandan Knuckles Queen">Ugandan Knuckles Queen</a> says: "OKAY SLAVES. MAKE MY WIFE A FULL-COURSE FIVE STAR MEAL DESSERT." Slaves say: "Yes ma'am lol we love doing free labor." Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Good." "You have 10 minutes or else I'm revoking your life privileges." Slaves says: "Haha not again" '''The Ugandan Knuckles Queen leaves the kitchen.''' Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Heh. I hope she'll like the meal. After all.. I h..."</p>
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'''Meanwhile in Uganda...'''<br />
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[[Ugandan Knuckles Queen]] says: "OKAY SLAVES. MAKE MY WIFE A FULL-COURSE FIVE STAR MEAL DESSERT."<br />
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Slaves say: "Yes ma'am lol we love doing free labor."<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Good."<br />
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"You have 10 minutes or else I'm revoking your life privileges."<br />
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Slaves says: "Haha not again"<br />
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'''The Ugandan Knuckles Queen leaves the kitchen.'''<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Heh. I hope she'll like the meal. After all.. I have the best chefs in the whole galaxy."<br />
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"Now.. I should go visit my darlings room.. It's been a while."<br />
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Ugandan knuckles queen walks to Elena's room in the castle. She arrives in front of the door and knocks twice.<br />
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'''She then enters.'''<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Hello once again.. How are you doing?"<br />
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'''In the room there is a bed which an old lady with gray hair is laying on.'''<br />
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'''The lady seems unresponsive.'''<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "...Are you.. feeling any better?"<br />
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"You know, I got my chefs to make you some dessert. Your favorite."<br />
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'''The old lady doesn't do anything.''' <br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "[[Elena Pianga|Elena]].."<br />
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"Hey, what if we went outside like we always used to do.. I can get you your wheelchair."<br />
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'''The room falls silent. The only thing that can be heard is Elena's loud breathing.'''<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "..."<br />
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"What... happened to you Elena.."<br />
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"Is this some human sickness I don't know of..?"<br />
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"I've been reading every book I could about humans but.. I still can't find anything.."<br />
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Elena says: ". . ."<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "It'll be okay, Elena.. I'll figure out what disease you have, and everything will go back to normal.."<br />
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"You'll be able to get your beautiful blonde hair back.. I promise.."<br />
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'''Elena just barely tilts her head to the Ugandan Knuckles Queen.'''<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "..."<br />
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'''A knock is heard at the door.'''<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Ah, your food must be here! Don't worry, I will help you eat like always!"<br />
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'''Small Ugandan knuckles come in carrying multiple pink desserts.'''<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "Strawberries. Your favorite."<br />
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'''The Queen picks up a piece of cake and tries to feed it to Elena, but she can't muster up the strength to open her mouth.'''<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "..."<br />
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"I.. I'm sorry.. I need to leave the room for a bit. Slaves, take care of her. Or else."<br />
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Slaves say: "Okay!!!"<br />
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'''The Queen leaves the room quickly.'''<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "I don't know what to do.. [[Humans]] are so confusing.. How could I figure out what's wrong with her??"<br />
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"..."<br />
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"Wait.. "<br />
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"I SHOULD ASK A HUMAN!"<br />
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"Wait no. That's a terrible idea. All humans except Elena are evil and disgusting."<br />
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"..."<br />
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"Sigh, But I don't really have a choice.. I can't let Elena keep suffering like this."<br />
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"FINE THEN! I WILL GO LOOK FOR A HUMAN."<br />
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"But. Which Human.. Hmmm.."<br />
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'''...'''<br />
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'''Meanwhile in [[Wanaoishi]].'''<br />
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'''[[Lady Pianga]] is reading a book.'''<br />
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Lady says: "Yawn.. This book is.. boring."<br />
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'''Suddenly, the Ugandan Knuckles Queen smashes into the room through her window.'''<br />
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Lady says: ". . ."<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "[[Moseka Pianga|MOSEKA]]."<br />
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Lady says: "What"<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "I HAVE COME TO ASK YOU SOMETHING."<br />
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Lady says: "I'm not Moseka."<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "EXCUSE ME?"<br />
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Lady says: "She died decades ago."<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "..."<br />
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"SO WHO ARE YOU??"<br />
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Lady says: "Lady Pianga. the second ruler of Wanaoishi, and also the daughter of Moseka Pianga."<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "TSK, I SHALL LET THIS HUMILIATION SLIDE FOR NOW.." <br />
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"I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK OF YOU.. PESKY HUMAN."<br />
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Lady says: "Make it quick."<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "HM? Don't you DARE speak to me in that tone.. Now.."<br />
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"Since you are a [[Pianga Family|Pianga]], you must know who Elena Pianga is."<br />
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Lady says: "Yes, get to the point."<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen says: "..."<br />
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Ugandan Knuckles Queen thinks to herself: "Don't let the ugly human bother you. Just ask her the question and don't throw her out of the window."<br />
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The Queen says: "WELL, ELENA HAS GOTTEN A HUMAN SICKNESS. DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS?"<br />
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Lady says: "..."<br />
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The Queen says: "..."<br />
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Lady says: "..."<br />
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The Queen says: "..."<br />
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"So which one is it?"<br />
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Lady says: "How should i know..? I'm not a doctor, and also you didn't even tell me what symptoms she has."<br />
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The Queen says: "Dok... tor..?"<br />
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Lady says: "Oh. My. God."<br />
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"I don't feel like dealing with this, just.. go ask this person." Lady hands the Ugandan Knuckles Queen a card with an address and phone number on it.<br />
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The Queen says: "Tsk, you will pay for wasting my time like this. Should have just GIVEN IT TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE."<br />
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Lady says: "Yeah, yeah. Goodbye."<br />
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The Queen says: "BAD BYE."<br />
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'''The Queen jumps out of the window.'''<br />
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The Queen says: "Tsk.. I could destroy this entire planet if i wanted to. The nerve that human has."<br />
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'''...'''<br />
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'''The Queen arrives at the address Lady gave her.'''<br />
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'''It's a hospital.'''<br />
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'''The Queen enters it and goes to the receptionist.'''<br />
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The Queen says: "HELLO HUMAN."<br />
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Receptionist says: "..."<br />
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"S.. Wh.... Sorry?"<br />
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The Queen says: "MY WIFE ELENA PIANGA IS SICK. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HUMAN SICKNESS SHE HAS??"<br />
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Receptionist says: "Uh.. do you want to make an appointment..?"<br />
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The Queen says: "..."<br />
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"MY WIFE IS SICK TELL ME WHAT SICKNESS SHE HAS BEFORE I DESTROY YOUR DUMB HOUSE."<br />
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Receptionist says: "Ma'am please calm down. Or else I'll have to call security."<br />
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The Queen says: "..........................................................................................................................................."<br />
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'''A man in a white coat enters the hospital.'''<br />
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Receptionist says: "Ah, doctor!"<br />
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Doctor says: "Hello."<br />
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The Queen says: "YOU ARE DOK TOR???"<br />
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Doctor says: "Yes??"<br />
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The Queen says: "MY WIFE HAS A HUMAN SICKNESS. DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS??"<br />
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Doctor says: "What are her symptoms?"<br />
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The Queen says: "HER HAIR IS GRAY. HER SKIN IS WRINKLY, AND SHE CAN BARELY DO ANYTHING."<br />
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Doctor says: "Hmm.."<br />
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"How old is she?"<br />
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The Queen says: "What's an old."<br />
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Doctor says: "How long has she been alive on this planet?"<br />
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The Queen says: "I DONT KNOW?? WHY WOULD THAT BE IMPORTANT. ARE YOU INSULTING ME.. Pesky human."<br />
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Doctor says: "You know what, could you take me to your wife's room?"<br />
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The Queen says: "..............."<br />
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"FINE."<br />
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'''The Queen picks up the doctor and jumps through the ceiling.'''<br />
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Doctor says: "WHAT THE-"<br />
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'''...'''<br />
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'''The Queen arrives at her palace in [[Uganda]].'''<br />
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Doctor says: "???"<br />
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The Queen says: "Don't. Touch. ANYTHING. In. My. Castle."<br />
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"Or else I'll destroy your stupid country."<br />
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Doctor says: "S-Sure?"<br />
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'''The enter the castle and go to Elena's room.'''<br />
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The Queen says: "This is her, dok ter."<br />
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Doctor says: "Hmm.."<br />
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'''The Doctor inspects Elena for a bit.'''<br />
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Doctor says: "My diagnosis is that she's growing old."<br />
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The Queen says: "old.."<br />
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"HOW DO I REVERSE THIS CHANGE."<br />
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Doctor says: "Reverse?"<br />
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"I'm sorry but, that's not going to be possible."<br />
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Queen says: "what."<br />
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S IMPOSSIBLE?? YOU HUMANS ARE SO SIMPLE-MINDED."<br />
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Doctor says: "I'm telling the truth.. There's nothing we can do about aging."<br />
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"It's a natural human thing. Everybody ages."<br />
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The Queen says: "..."<br />
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"So she's going to be like this for the rest of her life..?"<br />
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Doctor says: "Yes."<br />
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The Queen says: "....."<br />
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'''The Ugandan Knuckles Queen walks closer to Elena and grabs her hand.'''<br />
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The Queen says: "I'm sorry Elena.. This disgusting human seems to not know the cure to your disease. But it's okay, I promise I'll find you it.."<br />
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Doctor says: "..."<br />
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The Queen says: "Okay Dok ter. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE MY GLORIOUS NATION."<br />
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'''The Queen picks up the doctor and throws him out of the nation.'''<br />
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The Queen says: "Hmph."<br />
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'''Elena suddenly begins to breathe louder and faster. The Ugandan Knuckles Queen quickly turns around.'''<br />
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The Queen says: "What's wrong??"<br />
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'''Elena's conditions seems to get worse.'''<br />
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The Queen says: "What is it??"<br />
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'''The Queen grabs Elenas hand, but it is abnormally cold.'''<br />
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'''Elenas loud breathing stops significantly.'''<br />
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The Queen says: "Elena..?"<br />
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'''Elena's eyes move towards the Ugandan Knuckles Queen.'''<br />
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Elena says: "i....."<br />
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The Queen says: "ELENA! YOU CAN SPEAK.. It's been so long since I heard your voice-"<br />
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Elena says: "...love..."<br />
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The Queen says: "Maybe we just needed to wait out this whole aging thing!"<br />
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Elena says: "...you..."<br />
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The Queen says: "I love you too, darling!"<br />
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'''Elenas eyes begin to slowly close.'''<br />
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'''Her breathing completely stops.'''<br />
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The Queen says: "....."<br />
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"Elena?"<br />
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"D-Did you go to sleep?"<br />
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'''Elena is unresponsive.'''<br />
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'''She's dead.'''<br />
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The Queen says: "..."<br />
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"...Elena.....?"<br />
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