Celtic-Yatan War - Revision history

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	After years of nothing, all of the sudden a blue glow emerged from the sky above [[Yata]] as countless futuristic ships as big as Spisos emerged from the green sky. The nations of the world, even the [[NLE]], were baffled while [[Aparty]] was angry and [[Mei'ra]] re-isolated itself. Celtic called all of them "suckers" as its islands emerged out of the sea, revealing that all of Celtic was actually a [[Celtic Dragon\|really big dragon]] and was in contact with aliens. While the spaceships did nothing thus far, the Dragon stepped on Spisos and destroyed it in the process. Sipedro began to freak out, the NLE continued to be confused, [[Lineland]] expressed guilt for helping Celtic during the [[Spinese-Celtic War]], all while Celtic explained its reasoning for doing this being that all the other countries of the world were too chaotic and making everyone depressed and sad. [[Lineland]] begged to know why Celtic was doing this, to which it explained it was actually a 'sociopath or the other one i don't remember' and how Spisos was right about them, destroying [[Linelandic Vancouver]] as the dragon marched towards [[Sipedro]]. The NLE asked to be Celtic's ally in an attempt to save itself, only for all the spaceships to suddenly just blow up all of [[Luxuria]], prompting [[Hongerswakan]] celebrations. Lustland turned to prayer as all of [[Sipedro]] was destroyed, prompting them to flee to [[Yetia]] and begin seeking the smartest country with the best tech. Aparty claimed to have an idea on who could help, contacting Mei'ra for help while all of South America (except [[Argentina]]) were destroyed. Mei'ra explained it had agreed to help Aparty against [[The Biomass]], not against massive continent-destroying dragons. [[New Luxurian Poavak]] fell into chaos without its Luxurian backers. The Celtic Dragon turned to go to Asia, destroying all of [[Sizzlean Yakamoto]] by accident before setting all of Sizzle and Lineland on lava. [[Wales]], Sizzle, and [[Yomtachia]] all freaked out. Seeing Mei'ra not doing anything, [[Iujado Realm of Yata\|Iujadogia]] decided to act due to having escaped from their own planet before coming here, joining the fight and empowering The Biomass. All of Oceania and maritime Southeast Asia were destroyed by the ships. Mei'ra sent out ships to attack the dragon with lazer-beams around the same time that all of Africa and East Asia were blown up.		After years of nothing, all of the sudden a blue glow emerged from the sky above [[Yata]] as countless futuristic ships as big as Spisos emerged from the green sky. The nations of the world, even the [[NLE]], were baffled while [[Aparty]] was angry and [[Mei'ra]] re-isolated itself. Celtic called all of them "suckers" as its islands emerged out of the sea, revealing that all of Celtic was actually a [[Celtic Dragon\|really big dragon]] and was in contact with aliens. While the spaceships did nothing thus far, the Dragon stepped on Spisos and destroyed it in the process. Sipedro began to freak out, the NLE continued to be confused, [[Lineland]] expressed guilt for helping Celtic during the [[Spinese-Celtic War]], all while Celtic explained its reasoning for doing this being that all the other countries of the world were too chaotic and making everyone depressed and sad. [[Lineland]] begged to know why Celtic was doing this, to which it explained it was actually a 'sociopath or the other one i don't remember' and how Spisos was right about them, destroying [[Linelandic Vancouver]] as the dragon marched towards [[Sipedro]]. The NLE asked to be Celtic's ally in an attempt to save itself, only for all the spaceships to suddenly just blow up all of [[Luxuria]], prompting [[Hongerswakan]] celebrations. Lustland turned to prayer as all of [[Sipedro]] was destroyed, prompting them to flee to [[Yetia]] and begin seeking the smartest country with the best tech. Aparty claimed to have an idea on who could help, contacting Mei'ra for help while all of South America (except [[Argentina]]) were destroyed. Mei'ra explained it had agreed to help Aparty against [[The Biomass]], not against massive continent-destroying dragons. [[New Luxurian Poavak]] fell into chaos without its Luxurian backers. The Celtic Dragon turned to go to Asia, destroying all of [[Sizzlean Yakamoto]] by accident before setting all of Sizzle and Lineland on lava. [[Wales]], Sizzle, and [[Yomtachia]] all freaked out. Seeing Mei'ra not doing anything, [[Iujado Realm of Yata\|Iujadogia]] decided to act due to having escaped from their own planet before coming here, joining the fight and empowering The Biomass. All of Oceania and maritime Southeast Asia were destroyed by the ships. Mei'ra sent out ships to attack the dragon with lazer-beams around the same time that all of Africa and East Asia were blown up.

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	After years of nothing, all of the sudden a blue glow emerged from the sky above Yata.		After years of nothing, all of the sudden a blue glow emerged from the sky above [[Yata]] as countless futuristic ships as big as Spisos emerged from the green sky. The nations of the world, even the [[NLE]], were baffled while [[Aparty]] was angry and [[Mei'ra]] re-isolated itself. Celtic called all of them "suckers" as its islands emerged out of the sea, revealing that all of Celtic was actually a [[Celtic Dragon\|really big dragon]] and was in contact with aliens. While the spaceships did nothing thus far, the Dragon stepped on Spisos and destroyed it in the process. Sipedro began to freak out, the NLE continued to be confused, [[Lineland]] expressed guilt for helping Celtic during the [[Spinese-Celtic War]], all while Celtic explained its reasoning for doing this being that all the other countries of the world were too chaotic and making everyone depressed and sad. [[Lineland]] begged to know why Celtic was doing this, to which it explained it was actually a 'sociopath or the other one i don't remember' and how Spisos was right about them, destroying [[Linelandic Vancouver]] as the dragon marched towards [[Sipedro]]. The NLE asked to be Celtic's ally in an attempt to save itself, only for all the spaceships to suddenly just blow up all of [[Luxuria]], prompting [[Hongerswakan]] celebrations. Lustland turned to prayer as all of [[Sipedro]] was destroyed, prompting them to flee to [[Yetia]] and begin seeking the smartest country with the best tech. Aparty claimed to have an idea on who could help, contacting Mei'ra for help while all of South America (except [[Argentina]]) were destroyed. Mei'ra explained it had agreed to help Aparty against [[The Biomass]], not against massive continent-destroying dragons. [[New Luxurian Poavak]] fell into chaos without its Luxurian backers. The Celtic Dragon turned to go to Asia, destroying all of [[Sizzlean Yakamoto]] by accident before setting all of Sizzle and Lineland on lava. [[Wales]], Sizzle, and [[Yomtachia]] all freaked out. Seeing Mei'ra not doing anything, [[Iujado Realm of Yata\|Iujadogia]] decided to act due to having escaped from their own planet before coming here, joining the fight and empowering The Biomass. All of Oceania and maritime Southeast Asia were destroyed by the ships. Mei'ra sent out ships to attack the dragon with lazer-beams around the same time that all of Africa and East Asia were blown up.

			Sizzle invoked the powers of Pomar<ref>A member of the YATA Community. Most notably responsible for [[Red City]] and [[Void Energy]].</ref> in order to stop Celtic, despite the Dragon already having one of its feet blown off by Mei'ra. Yetia and [[Tritonia]] combined their lazer towers in order to create a shield around europe. The Iujados transformed into supersonic jets, prompting Celtic to state that even if the dragon was destroyed there were still so many alien ships to fight. Countless people suddenly emerged and flew towards the dragon like a swarm and began shooting lazers at the dragon while all the Iujado coalesced into one massive [[Super-Iujado\|super-iujado]], which was immediately countered by the Dragon shooting fire as hot as the sun in every direction. Mei'ra began putting bombs inside the Dragon while the Iujado advanced and built more cloning stations to increase their numbers. The swarm of flying [[Parahumans]] arrived at the dragon, upper cutting it, throwing people at it, kicking it... Only for Celtic to order the destruction of Europe as the Dragon began powering up, only for its lazers to fail as Mei'ra had put bombs in it and one of the Parahumans ended up inside it, where he used his power to increase his size. Aleron Chablis jumped off the dragon as it promptly exploded. The Iujado started kamizazi-ing themselves at the ships, attempting to break on board and consume all organic matter while [[Primal]] collected the Dragon's teeth to make a necklace. All of Asia was destroyed by the ships while the Iujado kept fighting and the remaining [[Laser Tower Array\|Yetian-Tritonian lazers]] charged up. Primal then flew over the [[Aleron Chablis\|Aleron]] and trapped him under dragon claws while another Parahuman infiltrated a ship. A strange voice came from the ships; "Je! Unajua njia?", which surviving east-africans understood as being Swahili, prompting Iujadogia to freak out as it realised that it was the same invaders who destroyed [[Titan]]. The ships exclaimed "WANANCHI, KIWANGO CHAKO kimeongoza Maisha YETU KWA NJIA ZAIDI." as a [[Ugandan Knuckles\|Ugandan Knuckle]] was revealed, prompting all ships to charge up at once and fire onto Yata and blow all of it up.

			Then it was revealed that all of the preceding events were an april fools joke, which no one (other than the organizer, [[Creepy]]) noticed despite so much of it being completely ridiculous and a sudden twist from how the [[World War 6\|Year 100 Event]] was being built up to be. All of it sevents were classified as 'non-canon' and '[[Alternate History\|alternate-history]]'.

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	After years of nothing, all of the sudden a blue glow emerged from the sky above [[Yata]] as countless futuristic ships as big as Spisos emerged from the green sky. The nations of the world, even the [[NLE]], were baffled while [[Aparty]] was angry and [[Mei'ra]] re-isolated itself. Celtic called all of them "suckers" as its islands emerged out of the sea, revealing that all of Celtic was actually a [[Celtic Dragon\|really big dragon]] and was in contact with aliens. While the spaceships did nothing thus far, the Dragon stepped on Spisos and destroyed it in the process. Sipedro began to freak out, the NLE continued to be confused, [[Lineland]] expressed guilt for helping Celtic during the [[Spinese-Celtic War]], all while Celtic explained its reasoning for doing this being that all the other countries of the world were too chaotic and making everyone depressed and sad. [[Lineland]] begged to know why Celtic was doing this, to which it explained it was actually a 'sociopath or the other one i don't remember' and how Spisos was right about them, destroying [[Linelandic Vancouver]] as the dragon marched towards [[Sipedro]]. The NLE asked to be Celtic's ally in an attempt to save itself, only for all the spaceships to suddenly just blow up all of [[Luxuria]], prompting [[Hongerswakan]] celebrations. Lustland turned to prayer as all of [[Sipedro]] was destroyed, prompting them to flee to [[Yetia]] and begin seeking the smartest country with the best tech. Aparty claimed to have an idea on who could help, contacting Mei'ra for help while all of South America (except [[Argentina]]) were destroyed. Mei'ra explained it had agreed to help Aparty against [[The Biomass]], not against massive continent-destroying dragons. [[New Luxurian Poavak]] fell into chaos without its Luxurian backers. The Celtic Dragon turned to go to Asia, destroying all of [[Sizzlean Yakamoto]] by accident before setting all of Sizzle and Lineland on lava. [[Wales]], Sizzle, and [[Yomtachia]] all freaked out. Seeing Mei'ra not doing anything, [[Iujado Realm of Yata\|Iujadogia]] decided to act due to having escaped from their own planet before coming here, joining the fight and empowering The Biomass. All of Oceania and maritime Southeast Asia were destroyed by the ships. Mei'ra sent out ships to attack the dragon with lazer-beams around the same time that all of Africa and East Asia were blown up.		After years of nothing, all of the sudden a blue glow emerged from the sky above [[Yata]] as countless futuristic ships as big as Spisos emerged from the green sky. The nations of the world, even the [[NLE]], were baffled while [[Aparty]] was angry and [[Mei'ra]] re-isolated itself. Celtic called all of them "suckers" as its islands emerged out of the sea, revealing that all of Celtic was actually a [[Celtic Dragon\|really big dragon]] and was in contact with aliens. While the spaceships did nothing thus far, the Dragon stepped on Spisos and destroyed it in the process. Sipedro began to freak out, the NLE continued to be confused, [[Lineland]] expressed guilt for helping Celtic during the [[Spinese-Celtic War]], all while Celtic explained its reasoning for doing this being that all the other countries of the world were too chaotic and making everyone depressed and sad. [[Lineland]] begged to know why Celtic was doing this, to which it explained it was actually a 'sociopath or the other one i don't remember' and how Spisos was right about them, destroying [[Linelandic Vancouver]] as the dragon marched towards [[Sipedro]]. The NLE asked to be Celtic's ally in an attempt to save itself, only for all the spaceships to suddenly just blow up all of [[Luxuria]], prompting [[Hongerswakan]] celebrations. Lustland turned to prayer as all of [[Sipedro]] was destroyed, prompting them to flee to [[Yetia]] and begin seeking the smartest country with the best tech. Aparty claimed to have an idea on who could help, contacting Mei'ra for help while all of South America (except [[Argentina]]) were destroyed. Mei'ra explained it had agreed to help Aparty against [[The Biomass]], not against massive continent-destroying dragons. [[New Luxurian Poavak]] fell into chaos without its Luxurian backers. The Celtic Dragon turned to go to Asia, destroying all of [[Sizzlean Yakamoto]] by accident before setting all of Sizzle and Lineland on lava. [[Wales]], Sizzle, and [[Yomtachia]] all freaked out. Seeing Mei'ra not doing anything, [[Iujado Realm of Yata\|Iujadogia]] decided to act due to having escaped from their own planet before coming here, joining the fight and empowering The Biomass. All of Oceania and maritime Southeast Asia were destroyed by the ships. Mei'ra sent out ships to attack the dragon with lazer-beams around the same time that all of Africa and East Asia were blown up.