Hakced: Created page with "{{Year|year=168 CE}} Charaland reminded Creepyland that doorknobs were healthy before asking if it should confirm if this fact was true as 5 years of licking doorknobs had made them begin vomiting blood. Zina confirmed that licking doorknobs and vomiting blood was in fact bad due to the germs, which Charaland wasn't aware of due to none of them having any education after preschool. Zina summoned a doctor to Charaland due to them not having any of their own,..."

2025-08-28T16:04:28Z

Created page with "{{Year|year=168 CE}} Charaland reminded Creepyland that doorknobs were healthy before asking if it should confirm if this fact was true as 5 years of licking doorknobs had made them begin vomiting blood. Zina confirmed that licking doorknobs and vomiting blood was in fact bad due to the germs, which Charaland wasn't aware of due to none of them having any education after preschool. Zina summoned a doctor to Charaland due to them not having any of their own,..."

New page

{{Year|year=168 CE}}

[[Charaland]] reminded [[Creepyland]] that doorknobs were healthy before asking if it should confirm if this fact was true as 5 years of licking doorknobs had made them begin vomiting blood. [[Zina]] confirmed that licking doorknobs and vomiting blood was in fact bad due to the germs, which Charaland wasn't aware of due to none of them having any education after preschool. Zina summoned a doctor to Charaland due to them not having any of their own, leading to the Charalandish president [[Erin Stevens]] being diagnosed with stomach ulcers and was thus given the medications to treat them. As Charaland recovered, [[Torium]] asked if Charaland and Creepyland had seen human-sized spiders, which once confirmed made Torium happy as it meant that '[[Mother Spider|mother spider]] was in heat' so they could kill 'roamers' easier.

The second in command of Charaland reported that their leader had gone into a comatose state and was hospitalized. Torium kept talking about feedings its neighbours to spiders so Charaland and Creepyland conspired about destroying Torium over them being weird, so Torium tried to convince them not to do this by boasting about their anti-escape defences. Erin soon woke up and was put back in charge, claiming to have a headache and mumbling incoherently in an amnesiac state about how ugly Charaland was and how it would be way better as cottagecore, leading to Creepyland theorising that Charaland had brain damage. Charaland deciding that stabbing was bad made Creepyland actually alarmed that something was different with Charaland, so they began trying to make Charaland normal via stabbing things, which didn't work, so Charaland began waiting for Zina to send them all into war again so they could be fixed. Creepyland instructed Charaland to complain to Zina until she went to war, which failed as she couldn't be bothered to deal with this and went back to sleep. Charaland and Creepyland spent this time considering who to attack, considering [[Nay'Bling]], [[Nilastan]], [[Luxuria]], and others.

{{History}}
[[Category:History]]
[[Category:News]]

Erin Stevens' Medical Problems - Revision history