Hakced: Created page with "{{Year|year=247 CE}} A Bingus living in Floleppo, UFR became famous for denouncing Bangus (of Bangustan) as a fake, claiming to be the real original Bangus, with the accepted-to-be-real Bangus allegedly being a 'synthetic engineered clone' in Fake Bangus' eyes. Bangus denied this as it was in fact a living being, which Fake Bangus refused to acknowledge as it believed that Bangus 'spawned' despite Bangus' explanatioon on how Miraak birthed Ba..."

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Created page with "{{Year|year=247 CE}} A Bingus living in Floleppo, UFR became famous for denouncing Bangus (of Bangustan) as a fake, claiming to be the real original Bangus, with the accepted-to-be-real Bangus allegedly being a 'synthetic engineered clone' in Fake Bangus' eyes. Bangus denied this as it was in fact a living being, which Fake Bangus refused to acknowledge as it believed that Bangus 'spawned' despite Bangus' explanatioon on how Miraak birthed Ba..."

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{{Year|year=247 CE}}

A [[Bingus]] living in [[Floleppo]], [[UFR]] became famous for denouncing [[Bangus]] (of [[Bangustan]]) as a fake, claiming to be the real original Bangus, with the accepted-to-be-real Bangus allegedly being a 'synthetic engineered clone' in [[Fake Bangus]]' eyes. Bangus denied this as it was in fact a living being, which Fake Bangus refused to acknowledge as it believed that Bangus 'spawned' despite Bangus' explanatioon on how [[Miraak]] birthed Bangus with unnecessary levels of detail. Bangus was enraged by this and located Fake Bangus with his 'mind powers' and mentally tortured him like he did to Jinx during the [[Fourth Swagonian War]]. [[UFR]] took notice of this and demanded to know if Bangus really tortured a citizen of its country over a slightly delusional guy, which Bangus confirmed was true as he didn't see it as a big deal beyond 'showing them who he was', prompting the UFR to embargo Bangustan, with [[Polsk]] putting up some sanctions in solidarity. Bangus apologised for the incident, which the UFR ignored as it didn't see a simply "i'm sorry" as a way to help the damage Bangustan caused. Bangustan then simply sent a image of a random one of its citizens, prompting [[Jinx]] to send a selfie in response from a radio tower in the Outback, prompting Bangus to mentally torment Jinx, who started threatening blowing up a nuke again as Bangustan considered hunting Jinx down.

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