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[[Nopedro's]] president [[Ricardo Milos]] had been practicing his flute skills, and sent a video asking if he was good. [[Sipedro]] respoonded by calling him 'so hot, no homo tho' which left both confused as Sipedro remembered it hated Nopedro and declared war on Nopedro. Nopedro was upset that all it did was show off its flute skills only to get declared war on, which Sipedro justified as it wished to kidnap Ricardo ("no homo"), which Nopedro found strange until Sipedro reiterated that it declared war in an exasperated tone.

Sipedro pushed north across the border until the Nopedroan army reached them, leading to Sipedro commenting about how much nicer Ricardo was than [[María Estrada]]. Sipedro decided to spice up the conversation by inviting in [[Lustland]] to their 'discord call' with Nopedro, who offered the winner a one night stand, prompting Sipedro to claim that if it won it would get 'two hotties'. [[Nunland]] called their conversation sinful and said sin was why they believed Sipedro was losing. In order to help their ally, [[Yorica]] began providing Sipedro guns and volunteer soldiers, allowing Sipedro to launch a massive counteroffensive. Now actively losing, Nopedro managed to convince Sipedro to sign a peace treaty if Ricardo went on a date with [[Luis El Fiesta|Luis]], which Sipedro accepted.

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