Sixth Swagonian War

Year: 282 CE

Sixth Swagonian War
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Date	282 CE - idk,
Location	Greater Orientalis
Outcome	certainly something let me live PLEASE
Major Battles	Battle of Reagruparse Battle of Ciudad Gris Battle of Zelenaya Dolina Second Battle of Zelenaya Dolina Second Battle of Reagruparse Battle of Chinussy
Combatants
Faction #1	Swagolition Algharbian Jamahiriya (After Algharb Unification) 'Ard Algharb (Until Algharb Unification) Bingland (Until Coup) Bingustan Plompystani Interim State Bingland Junta Bingland Loyalistiye Bingterra Bongustan Floppa City Könbatyşçir Sogga Union Swagonia Vietflop Floppastani Republicans Reformist-Republican Army (Initially) Plompystani Mercenaries Merc. Plompystan Baitangese Anti-Maoists Youqian Movement Polskan Intervention Polsk (Later)
Faction #2	Baitang-Floppastan Pact Baitang Baitang Military Administrative Area of Bingland Floppastan Imperial Swagonia Baitang-Backed Revolutions Communist 'Ard Algharb (Until Algharb Unification) Maoist Bingterra Bingterra Occupation Zone of Bingland Bingterra Revolutionary Republic Bingland Worker's Republic (Until Surrender) Montaña Revolt Red Plompystan West Swagonian Revolutionary Front Polskan Intervention Polsk (Initially)
Faction #3	Pan-Felinist Movement Reformist-Republican Army (Later)
Faction #4	Binglandish Reformists Bingland Reformist Army
Faction #5	Binglandish Warlords Binglandish Warlords Bingstvopol Clique
Faction #6	The Critters Critterstan
Faction #7	Binglandish Communists Bingland Worker's Republic (After Surrender)
Faction #8	Bingterran Reactionaries Reactionary Bingterra

Baitang suddenly demanded control over Reagruparse from Swagonia, which when refused lead to a declaration of war as Baitang invaded the territory. While Swagonia was sending its navy to defend Reagruparse, Baitang suddenly attacked Bingustan as well which drew Bingland (and its other puppet Plompystan) into the war as Bingustan was its puppet-state. Polsk tried to stop the war with show of force flights and peacekeepers, but failed. Baitang realised that it was alone and tried to gather allies, first considering Polsk before remembering that Polsk bombed them during the Baitangese-Bingustani War and turned against the idea, though luckily Floppastan's new government was eager to support them against Swagonia. Bongustan begrudgingly supported the Swagolition against its invaders out of Bingus solidarity, while Polsk was unable to involve itself beyond attempting to blockade the Gulf of Eayanz due to the ongoing Second Human-Covenant Conflict as well as sinking all naval forces. The exiled Reformist-Republican Army from the recent Third Floppa Civil War additionally allied itself with the Swagolition. Taking advantage of the war, Jaffar Nouzari launched a revolt in Persia Nuu. Bingustan launched a major offensive while Floppastan was realising how cursed its alliance was. Polsk kept sinking each sides navies and blockading everything in order to 'end the war', though all they accomplished was cutting off supplies to Bingustan and Bongustan which allowed Baitang to launch a major offensive against the undersupplied enemy. Polsk kept sanctioning both sides while trying to convince Könbatscir, 'Ard Algharb, and Sogga Union not to join Bingland's side. The Floppastan Republicans decided against aligning with the Swagolition, forming the 'Pan-Felinist Movement' as its own third side which launched insurrections in Floppastan and Bingland. Bingland managed to successfully convince Sogga Union, 'Ard Algharb, and Könbatscir to join its side in order to resist external threats and be mildly upset about Polsk, soon being joined by Floppa City and Vietflop whom opposed Baitang's and Floppastan's authoritarianism. Imperial Swagonia asked for Reagruparse back, which Baitang half-agreed to by allowing them to use the territory despite it being a 'special administrative region' under their occupation, which Floppastan claimed it would convince Baitang out of if Imperial Swagonia attacked Ciudad Gris while the other two struck over the Yanz with river boats. Swagonia's and Floppastan's spaceforces clashed in space with missiles. Once the Baitangese-Floppastani advance slowed down, Baitang launched a Maoist coup in Bingterra to gain better front-lines which prompted the remnants of Bingterra's old government to join the Swagolition, allowing Swagonia to rush in its army fueled by Soggan rare-earth-minerals to defend Bingterra. Baitang then launched another uprising in Plompystan by Anti-Bingland insurgents, with this group calling itself the 'Second Plompystani Union', while Swagonia relocated its capital to Zelenaya Dolina to avoid Imperial attacks. With Plompystan devoolving into a insurgent-riddled hellscape, Swagonia paradropped in soldiers to help clear the warzone. Baitang next launched an uprising in Bingland itself, with the Second Bingland Worker's Republic seizing several territories meanwhile Sogga Union blockaded Imperial Swagonia and the Republicans advanced into Könbatscir. Bingustan declared itself to no longer be a Binglandish puppet once Bingland was proven to be incredibly incompetent. Sogga Union tried to beg for control over the Altilai International Airport again, but Polsk refused to do much beyond dropping food into areas where civilians were suffering. Out of no where, a Covenant fleet which had attacked New Warsaw bombed Altilai before being shot down by Polsk (who began investigating the wreckages), which Swagonia accidentally blamed on Polsk and thus declared war, with Polsk refusing offers of peace once the situation was explained as it launched an invasion of both major sides until Baitang managed to convince them to accept a non-aggression pact, allowing Polskan marines to land over while it nuked Sogga Union and bombed all others. With the war much more chaotic and Bingland clearly losing, the Binglandish military launched a coup and overthrew their government. Despite the Junta being supported by the Swagolition, reformists rose up against the new government. Polskan ships began bombing the seas to prevent Swagonian ships from operating, while after a BRA-BWR joint-operation to capture Bingbong, the Binglandish Junta collapsed in on itself as local warlords took control of each region of the country, with the 'Bingland Loyalistiye' only holding onto some border regions. Meanwhile to the east, The First Critter emerged from Vulcan and convinced Swagonia to adopt the arabic script in return for a black hole. Soon, the Second Critter appeared as well. With its Binglandish backers gone, the Plompystani Interim State was dissolved as the 'Mercenary Junta of Plompystan' seized power (which Polsk unsuccessfully tried to bribe out of the war). Baitang and Maoist Bingterra advanced east towards Zelenaya Dolina, attacking the city once they arrived. The Bingland Reformists managed to destroy the Bingland Loyalistiye, forcing its remnants into Swagonia's foreign legion. Könbatscir and Merc Plompystan launched a western campaign to 'own the libs' with surprising competence and success while the First Critter zoomed out reality too reveal its kin. The Critter of Skull Fracture said "Sogdian 𐼑𐼇𐼄𐼌𐼊𐼋 [𐼀𐼈𐼂𐼀𐼋]‎ swγδyk [ʾzβʾk] 𐼼𐼴𐼶𐼹𐼷𐼸 (𐼰𐼵𐼱𐼰𐼸)‎ swγδyk (ʾzβʾk) 𐼼𐼲𐼴𐼹𐼷𐼰𐼴‎ sγwδyʾw 𐫘𐫇𐫄𐫔𐫏𐫀𐫇‎ swγδyʾw". Merc Plompystan moved to crush the various Binglandish factions and southern Red Plompies while Swagonia fought to defend Zelenaya Dolina. The Chi Bird Critter spawned and warned the Bingstvopol Clique of Johannesburg. Merc Plompystan signed a deal with the exiled Bingland Junta and began helping them reclaim their country in return for giving back southern Plompystan. The Chi Cat Critter spawned and warned Plompystan of "Ta tàitai chi boluó ma? 6 Days Remain". Baitang and its allies launched an attack into the Bingland Warlords, prompting Merc Swagonia to launch its own attack to secure as much as it could while Swagonia attempted to reclaim Persia Nuu. The Cytoplasm Critter spawned and warned Reagruparse of "𐲥𐳋𐳓𐳉𐳗-𐲘𐳀𐳎𐳀𐳢 𐲢𐳛𐳮𐳁𐳤" 5 Days Remain", soon being followed by the Red Critter which claimed to be 'certifiably in Wyoming' and that 4 days remained. The Binglandish warlords were destroyed, allowing Baitang to divide the regions of Bingland within its sphere between itself, Bingtera, and the BWR (which wasn't happy about this). Imperial Swagonia decided to set up a colony on the unclaimed east coast of Orientalis to survive somewhere even if it were to fall. Baitang tried to launch a workers revolt in Swagonia but failed to achieve anything due to it being communist, so it launched a regionalist revolt in the form of the 'West Swagonian Revolutionary Front'. The Critter of Many Eyes visited Baitang and stated 'Old Turkic Script, 3 days remain', which confused Baitang to which it responded 'v' and became blue. The Wo Shi Critter arrived in 'Ard Algharb and stated "howard walowitz. 2 days remain.". Red Plompystan surrounded and captured Ooglaboo while Swagonia was distracted fighting Imperial Swagonia, panicking Merc Swagonia which Baitang exploited to advance northward. The Canard-Lapin Critter went to Polsk and was obliterated, so it said "Suis-je un canard? Ou un lapin? no sé... 1 day remains". All critters arrived in Ciudad Gris and warned about Ohio before spawning an Ohio-shaped Carrier Spacecraft above the ocean, afterwards going to Ooglaboo and demanding spaghetti, which Plompystan refused, so they occupied the city and created the Realm of Critterstan in which they entered hibernation. Critterstan willed Swagonia back to awake after revealing they were comatose, with the Swagolition now being able to launch a massive counteroffensive against the enemy alongside Merc Plompystan while Baitang was busy advancing into 'Ard Algharb, where it formed the 'Socialist Republic of 'Ard Algharb'. Wir Sind Velor'n Garfield spoke in german before being toold to shut up by the other Critters. Nomad Floppas loyal to 'Ard Algharb moved to attack Baitang from behind while the Swagolition moved to cut off Baitang's advance into 'Ard Algharb, concluding in a massive success that saw ~60% of Baitang's army encircled and destroyed while Communist Algharb was left to fend for itself, prompting it to adopt islamic marxism. 'Ard Algharb found its communist counterpart's ideology to be very pleasing, so it unified with them into the 'Algharbian Islamic Jamahiriya'. Swagonia advanced south, prompting Algharb to ask for Fluba, Al'Akhshab, Algharbii, Ghaba, Jadid Flopascus, and Sahiljun in order to create a 'popular floppa republic', which Swagonia agreed to via referendum which passed in Algharb's favour. Floppa City and Tierra Flopeste were also invited to join Algharb, but both refused alongside the western Floppas. Baitang launched a surprise offensive into Zelenaya Dolina to recuperate from its defeats, forcing Swagonia to relocate to Junlado as the Swagolition armies moved to break the city from its siege, only to find Baitang committing a massacre which convinced them to nuke Baitang from orbit repeatedly. The BWR surrendered to the Swagolition, prompting Baitang to invade them in order to restore order which only led to the BWR becoming its own side, leaving a vulnerable panhandle which Swagonia exploited. Largescale Pro-Swagolition uprisings occurred in Bingterra while Swagonia advanced down there and Algharb cleared out Plompystan remnants. Maoist Bingterra collapsed in on itself as a reactionary counter-revolution rose up opposed to both sides, weakening Baitang even further which allowed Swagonia to attack Reagruparse. Imperial Swagonia was granted control over parts of Bingland, which Floppastan found awful due to its shape, leading to Imperial Swagonia being expanded to include Bingterran Bingland in order to look more reasonable, leading to Maoist Bingterra surrendering. Swagolition forces advanced rapidly on all fronts, including Reagruparse, though despite being pushed out of Altilai Baitang refused to surrender as it bombarded its enemies with missiles and destroying all bridges, slowing Swagonia's crossing of the river by forcing them to swim at the risk of getting tropical diseases. Swagonia regardless managed to cross into Bingustan, but failed to advance much further as its prior nuclear bombings created a irradiated barrier it couldn't cross. Baitang still refused offers of peace which prompted Swagonia to deploy paratroopers to cross the radiation zones, while Baitang's repeated failures inspired the anti-maoist Youqian Movement to rise up in revolt against their government.

Despite the Youqian's initial success, Baitang moved to push back the uprising while Swagonia was distracted closing up rebellions and Sogga Union was re-asserting itself in regions Polsk retreated from due to a sudden withdrawal from the war. Bingterra noted a strange refugee influx while Swagonia moved to connect with the Algharbian Nomads and Könbatscir invaded southeastern Baitang in order to connect with Reagruparse. Baitang moved to reclaim Chinussy from the Youqian while Sogga Union desperately begged for the Altilai Airport back, which Polsk still refused to do, so Sogga Union unsuccessfully tried to get Tierra Flopeste to join them instead. Eventually Polsk relented and allowed the airport's usage in the transportation of food and medical supplies while retaining control, with the shipping of weapons meaning an immediate cutting of access, though luckily all they used it for was the shipping of cheap electronics across Theia for their economic development. Once Polsk realised that Floppastan didn't really like them, Polsk lifted the restrictions on weapons trade thru the airport as well as ceasing the blockade and supplying the Swagolition with weapons (including a retrofitted 'Amogus Grande 2' and retired spacecrafts). Bingterra became unstable as terrorist attacks became common and skirmishes between itself and its ally Merc Plompystan began to occur, while to the east the Sogga Union purchased Konyak Sus from Swagonia in return for electronics. Baitang launched a major counteroffensive back into Bingustan, leading to Polsk officially ending its NAP with Baitang and aligning with the Swagolition as its armies invaded southeast Baitang with a goal of capturing Chinussy meanwhile defences were set up on the Yanz. The crisis in Bingterra came to ahead as the 'Bingterra Revolutionary Republic' revolted against its government, ending the skirmishes with Merc Plompystan as the Swagolition moved to fight the revolutionaries. Polsk bombed Baitang's industries and military bases as it advanced, though Baitang's surprisingly competent anti-air mitigated this.