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*Deng Xiaoping's Toilet|homeworld=Yarth|date of birth=1938|place of birth=Tenessee|date of death=1991 (Formerly , During temporary transformation into the soviet union)|place of death=Gloria was married to Robert F. Kennedy until they broke up over RFK buying the rights to Kinyarwandan which caused Gloria to go on a rant abaout how segregation was created by the Vodjvodina Thunderhorse of 1823|species=Slab Snake|gender=Female (As of 1938)|pronouns=She/She|sexuality=American|nationality=Thunder Dragonnese ( bhuta n)|height=Long (forever)|hair colour=Gray (As of becoming old)|eye colour=Yellow (As of 2008)}}
*Deng Xiaoping's Toilet|homeworld=Yarth|date of birth=1938|place of birth=Tenessee|date of death=1991 (Formerly , During temporary transformation into the soviet union)|place of death=Gloria was married to Robert F. Kennedy until they broke up over RFK buying the rights to Kinyarwandan which caused Gloria to go on a rant abaout how segregation was created by the Vodjvodina Thunderhorse of 1823|species=Slab Snake|gender=Female (As of 1938)|pronouns=She/She|sexuality=American|nationality=Thunder Dragonnese ( bhuta n)|height=Long (forever)|hair colour=Gray (As of becoming old)|eye colour=Yellow (As of 2008)}}
Gloria born 1938 is a very notable person in the history of planet. Gloria was born in 1938 and was immediately a victim of the Tenessee Frog Uprissing in which the ows of Tenesssee tried to overthrow the US so they could annex Guinea-Bissau. This failed becaue Portal owned Guinea-Bissau and portugal promised US a energy drink if they didnt do it. She originally was a surrealist painter and was very successful after she fabricated the existance of da vinky to become popular saying she was his descendant. when really she was related to barry goldwater but honestly who would wish that upon themselves. The beame close friends with JFK becausse they shared a interest of selling volcanoes to italian villages. She became interested in politics so after sshe became a senator for the 38th state of the USA (Bangladessh) she was apppointed to be the Minister of Agriculture during JFK's Presidency. During this she married RFK because aha <3 this ended after 5 years cos RFK bought the rights to kinyarwandan. Gloria didn't like this because she thought the Vodjvodina Thunderhorse caused segregation. She left the US and became a soldier for FARC in colombia and fought in colombia for 32 years. She once singlehandedly killed -3 colombian government soldiers (dont worry about it). She evventually slipped and fell into Rykath which caused Gor to be displeased so Gloria repented with the power of Evangelical Christianity and gor said what because gor is a interpretation of cthulu but yata lore so he destined Gloria to be Deng Xiaoping's toilet for 3 years until she escaped to Wuhan where she had her daughter [[Big Bertha|Big Bertha.]] During 2020 Gloria became addicted to xanax leading to [[Big Bertha]] being worrie and removing the xanax supply auising gloria to have bad withdrawal symptons to this day.
Gloria born 1938 is a very notable person in the history of planet. Gloria was born in 1938 and was immediately a victim of the Tenessee Frog Uprissing in which the ows of Tenesssee tried to overthrow the US so they could annex Guinea-Bissau. This failed becaue Portal owned Guinea-Bissau and portugal promised US a energy drink if they didnt do it. She originally was a surrealist painter and was very successful after she fabricated the existance of da vinky to become popular saying she was his descendant. when really she was related to barry goldwater but honestly who would wish that upon themselves. The beame close friends with JFK becausse they shared a interest of selling volcanoes to italian villages. She became interested in politics so after sshe became a senator for the 38th state of the USA (Bangladessh) she was apppointed to be the Minister of Agriculture during JFK's Presidency. During this she married RFK because aha <3 this ended after 5 years cos RFK bought the rights to kinyarwandan. Gloria didn't like this because she thought the Vodjvodina Thunderhorse caused segregation. She left the US and became a soldier for FARC in colombia and fought in colombia for 32 years. She once singlehandedly killed -3 colombian government soldiers (dont worry about it). She evventually slipped and fell into Rykath which caused Gor to be displeased so Gloria repented with the power of Evangelical Christianity and gor said what because gor is a interpretation of cthulu but yata lore so he destined Gloria to be Deng Xiaoping's toilet for 3 years until she escaped to Wuhan where she had her daughter [[Big Bertha|Big Bertha.]] During 2020 Gloria became addicted to xanax leading to [[Big Bertha]] being worrie and removing the xanax supply auising gloria to have bad withdrawal symptons to this day.
|-|Liguism=
{{Ideology|title1=Liguism|founded=254|alignment=Anti-Centrist|key principles=defeat every cringe ideology so that a true "Battle of the Based" can occur at the end.|federal/unity=50/50|democracy/authority=10/90|globalist/isolationist=0/100|militarist/pacifist=100/0|security/freedom=50/50|equality/markets=60/40|secular/religious=30/70|progress/tradition=50/50|assimilationist/multiculturalist=100/0}}
Liguism is a ideology who claims that the only way that [[Yata]] can become based is that all the "Based Gigachad Ideologies" forme together to annihalate every cringe one so that in the end the great "Battle of the Based" can occur. in which the true ruler of [[yata]] would be found.
|-|Mr. Meows
|-|Mr. Meows
===Mr. Meows==
===Mr. Meows==

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12 Harolds
Aliases
  • Harolds
  • 12 Harolds
  • The Harolds
  • 1-12 Harolds
RelativesEachother
AffiliationAlex-Alex Rat Delivery
OccupationArmed forces of the Republic of Serbia
Biographical information
Date of birth19.9.2021
Place of birthPolsk
Date of death19.9.2021
Place of deathPolsk
Marital statusOne of them is married to michelle ratbama (haroldbama is)
Physical Description
SpeciesRat
GenderMale
HeightMore than 2 millimeters
Eye colourprobobally black
Other


The 12 Harolds were the rats gifted to Garvey for joining Bonobo Gang vc on 19.9.2021 after the free trial and murder of Gloombus and the Attempted murder of NPC Gloombus. Immediately after their creation Garvey committed the Polsk Rat Massacre and brutally killed all of them to death.

  1. ↑ Noted to be SDS-0"Partly sunny"-17 A - Balloonfest '43 themselves
  2. ↑ Run
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