Sixth Swagonian War

Year: 282 CE

Sixth Swagonian War
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Date	282 CE - idk,
Location	Greater Orientalis
Outcome	certainly something let me live PLEASE
Major Battles	Battle of Ciudad Gris Battle of Zelenaya Dolina
Combatants
Faction #1	Swagolition 'Ard Algharb Bingland (Until Coup) Bingustan Plompystani Interim State Bingland Junta Bingland Loyalistiye Bingterra Bongustan Floppa City Könbatyşçir Sogga Union Swagonia Vietflop Floppastani Republicans Reformist-Republican Army (Initially) Plompystani Mercenaries Merc. Plompystan
Faction #2	Baitang-Floppastan Pact Baitang Baitang Military Administrative Area of Bingland Floppastan Imperial Swagonia Baitang-Backed Revolutions Maoist Bingterra Bingterra Occupation Zone of Bingland Bingland Worker's Republic Red Plompystan West Swagonian Revolutionary Front
Faction #3	Pan-Felinist Movement Reformist-Republican Army (Later)
Faction #4	Polskan Intervention Polsk
Faction #5	Binglandish Reformists Bingland Reformist Army
Faction #6	Binglandish Warlords Binglandish Warlords Bingstvopol Clique
Faction #7	The Critters Critterstan

Baitang suddenly demanded control over Reagruparse from Swagonia, which when refused lead to a declaration of war as Baitang invaded the territory. While Swagonia was sending its navy to defend Reagruparse, Baitang suddenly attacked Bingustan as well which drew Bingland (and its other puppet Plompystan) into the war as Bingustan was its puppet-state. Polsk tried to stop the war with show of force flights and peacekeepers, but failed. Baitang realised that it was alone and tried to gather allies, first considering Polsk before remembering that Polsk bombed them during the Baitangese-Bingustani War and turned against the idea, though luckily Floppastan's new government was eager to support them against Swagonia. Bongustan begrudgingly supported the Swagolition against its invaders out of Bingus solidarity, while Polsk was unable to involve itself beyond attempting to blockade the Gulf of Eayanz due to the ongoing Second Human-Covenant Conflict as well as sinking all naval forces. The exiled Reformist-Republican Army from the recent Third Floppa Civil War additionally allied itself with the Swagolition. Taking advantage of the war, Jaffar Nouzari launched a revolt in Persia Nuu. Bingustan launched a major offensive while Floppastan was realising how cursed its alliance was. Polsk kept sinking each sides navies and blockading everything in order to 'end the war', though all they accomplished was cutting off supplies to Bingustan and Bongustan which allowed Baitang to launch a major offensive against the undersupplied enemy. Polsk kept sanctioning both sides while trying to convince Könbatscir, 'Ard Algharb, and Sogga Union not to join Bingland's side. The Floppastan Republicans decided against aligning with the Swagolition, forming the 'Pan-Felinist Movement' as its own third side which launched insurrections in Floppastan and Bingland. Bingland managed to successfully convince Sogga Union, 'Ard Algharb, and Könbatscir to join its side in order to resist external threats and be mildly upset about Polsk, soon being joined by Floppa City and Vietflop whom opposed Baitang's and Floppastan's authoritarianism. Imperial Swagonia asked for Reagruparse back, which Baitang half-agreed to by allowing them to use the territory despite it being a 'special administrative region' under their occupation, which Floppastan claimed it would convince Baitang out of if Imperial Swagonia attacked Ciudad Gris while the other two struck over the Yanz with river boats. Swagonia's and Floppastan's spaceforces clashed in space with missiles. Once the Baitangese-Floppastani advance slowed down, Baitang launched a Maoist coup in Bingterra to gain better front-lines which prompted the remnants of Bingterra's old government to join the Swagolition, allowing Swagonia to rush in its army fueled by Soggan rare-earth-minerals to defend Bingterra. Baitang then launched another uprising in Plompystan by Anti-Bingland insurgents, with this group calling itself the 'Second Plompystani Union', while Swagonia relocated its capital to Zelenaya Dolina to avoid Imperial attacks. With Plompystan devoolving into a insurgent-riddled hellscape, Swagonia paradropped in soldiers to help clear the warzone. Baitang next launched an uprising in Bingland itself, with the Second Bingland Worker's Republic seizing several territories meanwhile Sogga Union blockaded Imperial Swagonia and the Republicans advanced into Könbatscir. Bingustan declared itself to no longer be a Binglandish puppet once Bingland was proven to be incredibly incompetent. Sogga Union tried to beg for control over the Altilai International Airport again, but Polsk refused to do much beyond dropping food into areas where civilians were suffering. Out of no where, a Covenant fleet which had attacked New Warsaw bombed Altilai before being shot down by Polsk (who began investigating the wreckages), which Swagonia accidentally blamed on Polsk and thus declared war, with Polsk refusing offers of peace once the situation was explained as it launched an invasion of both major sides until Baitang managed to convince them to accept a non-aggression pact, allowing Polskan marines to land over while it nuked Sogga Union and bombed all others. With the war much more chaotic and Bingland clearly losing, the Binglandish military launched a coup and overthrew their government. Despite the Junta being supported by the Swagolition, reformists rose up against the new government. Polskan ships began bombing the seas to prevent Swagonian ships from operating, while after a BRA-BWR joint-operation to capture Bingbong, the Binglandish Junta collapsed in on itself as local warlords took control of each region of the country, with the 'Bingland Loyalistiye' only holding onto some border regions. Meanwhile to the east, The First Critter emerged from Vulcan and convinced Swagonia to adopt the arabic script in return for a black hole. Soon, the Second Critter appeared as well. With its Binglandish backers gone, the Plompystani Interim State was dissolved as the 'Mercenary Junta of Plompystan' seized power (which Polsk unsuccessfully tried to bribe out of the war). Baitang and Maoist Bingterra advanced east towards Zelenaya Dolina, attacking the city once they arrived. The Bingland Reformists managed to destroy the Bingland Loyalistiye, forcing its remnants into Swagonia's foreign legion. Könbatscir and Merc Plompystan launched a western campaign to 'own the libs' with surprising competence and success while the First Critter zoomed out reality too reveal its kin. The Critter of Skull Fracture said "Sogdian 𐼑𐼇𐼄𐼌𐼊𐼋 [𐼀𐼈𐼂𐼀𐼋]‎ swγδyk [ʾzβʾk] 𐼼𐼴𐼶𐼹𐼷𐼸 (𐼰𐼵𐼱𐼰𐼸)‎ swγδyk (ʾzβʾk) 𐼼𐼲𐼴𐼹𐼷𐼰𐼴‎ sγwδyʾw 𐫘𐫇𐫄𐫔𐫏𐫀𐫇‎ swγδyʾw". Merc Plompystan moved to crush the various Binglandish factions and southern Red Plompies while Swagonia fought to defend Zelenaya Dolina. The Chi Bird Critter spawned and warned the Bingstvopol Clique of Johannesburg. Merc Plompystan signed a deal with the exiled Bingland Junta and began helping them reclaim their country in return for giving back southern Plompystan. The Chi Cat Critter spawned and warned Plompystan of "Ta tàitai chi boluó ma? 6 Days Remain". Baitang and its allies launched an attack into the Bingland Warlords, prompting Merc Swagonia to launch its own attack to secure as much as it could while Swagonia attempted to reclaim Persia Nuu. The Cytoplasm Critter spawned and warned Reagruparse of "𐲥𐳋𐳓𐳉𐳗-𐲘𐳀𐳎𐳀𐳢 𐲢𐳛𐳮𐳁𐳤" 5 Days Remain", soon being followed by the Red Critter which claimed to be 'certifiably in Wyoming' and that 4 days remained. The Binglandish warlords were destroyed, allowing Baitang to divide the regions of Bingland within its sphere between itself, Bingtera, and the BWR (which wasn't happy about this). Imperial Swagonia decided to set up a colony on the unclaimed east coast of Orientalis to survive somewhere even if it were to fall. Baitang tried to launch a workers revolt in Swagonia but failed to achieve anything due to it being communist, so it launched a regionalist revolt in the form of the 'West Swagonian Revolutionary Front'. The Critter of Many Eyes visited Baitang and stated 'Old Turkic Script, 3 days remain', which confused Baitang to which it responded 'v' and became blue. The Wo Shi Critter arrived in 'Ard Algharb and stated "howard walowitz. 2 days remain.". Red Plompystan surrounded and captured Ooglaboo while Swagonia was distracted fighting Imperial Swagonia, panicking Merc Swagonia which Baitang exploited to advance northward. The Canard-Lapin Critter went to Polsk and was obliterated, so it said "Suis-je un canard? Ou un lapin? no sé... 1 day remains". All critters arrived in Ciudad Gris and warned about Ohio before spawning an Ohio-shaped Carrier Spacecraft above the ocean, afterwards going to Ooglaboo and demanding spaghetti, which Plompystan refused, so they occupied the city and created the Realm of Critterstan in which they entered hibernation.