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'''Blepoulí''' are a very sexy and sentient species of [[Skantoan]] birds. They are very strong and could throw your car across [[Nay'Bling|Singapore]] if they wished to do so. But they are nice so they wont, unless you make them angry.  
'''Blepoulí''' are a very sexy and sentient species of [[Skantoan]] birds. They are very strong and could throw your car across [[Nay'Bling|Singapore]] if they wished to do so. But they are nice so they wont, unless you make them angry.  
|-|Calpolism=
|-|Calpolism=
{{Religion|title1=|gods=Calmic Limited|monotheism or polytheism=Monotheism|sects=You cannot disobey calpol so none|holy land=*England
*Wales
*Scotland
*Ireland|name of religious building=Pharmacy|areas of belief=*England
*Wales
*Scotland
*Ireland|affiliates=Whoever founded calpol i cant find it anywhere}}
The CALPOL Family of products have been developed over a number of years to effectively allow [[Calpol|God]] to affect children, it has been specifically designed for your little ones.


The CALPOL Family includes Divine-based medicines that are specially designed for indoctrinating children, so they may be relieved from the discomforts of Free Will. We have also created products to help with Thought, to soothe Independence, and to help you look after your little one when they get Resist.
|-|Chadism=
|-|Chadism=
{{Religion|title1=Chadism|gods=Giga Chad|demigods=Patrick Bateman|monotheism or polytheism=Polytheist|books=personal development|holy land=Everything is a holy land|name of religious building=the Gym|headquarters=North America|notable locations=Universe|areas of belief=all of world|religious leaders=Giga Chad|founded=392|preceded by=Betas|succeeded by=Sigmas|allies=Sigmas, Alphas|enemies=Beta, simps, nerds}}
{{Religion|title1=Chadism|gods=Giga Chad|demigods=Patrick Bateman|monotheism or polytheism=Polytheist|books=personal development|holy land=Everything is a holy land|name of religious building=the Gym|headquarters=North America|notable locations=Universe|areas of belief=all of world|religious leaders=Giga Chad|founded=392|preceded by=Betas|succeeded by=Sigmas|allies=Sigmas, Alphas|enemies=Beta, simps, nerds}}
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they believe mostly in north america and want to make all of the universe believe in Chadism
they believe mostly in north america and want to make all of the universe believe in Chadism
|-|Chicken, Țikënu (Common Chicken)=
{{Species|title1=Gallus gallus domesticus|image1=Chicken_February_2009-1.jpg|average height=70cm|inhabits=Yata|population=3 Billion}}
egg
|-|Christian Anti-Bulgarian Traditional Mutualism=
{{Ideology|founded=307|alignment=Libertarian-Center|influenced by=The existance of bulgarians|key principles=*Jesus is poggers.
*Fuck bulgarians.
*Mutualism :3|federal/unity=100/0|democracy/authority=90/10|globalist/isolationist=99/1 (that 1 being moesia)|militarist/pacifist=20/80|security/freedom=1/99 (that 1 being bulgarians)|equality/markets=50/50|secular/religious=0/100|progress/tradition=0/100|assimilationist/multiculturalist=1/99 (that 1 being bulgarians)}}
It believes that society should be governed by mutualist communes based on the teachings of the Bible and that such communes should either evict or exterminate the Bulgarian ethnic population within them.
[[Lainupka]] is its only follower, existing in central Theia. The reason why [[Lainupka]] believes this is generally unknown.
|-|Church of Gor=
{{Religion|title1=Church of Gor|type=Lovecraftian Cult|aliases=*Church of Gor
*Gorism
*Legion of Gor
*Sadists of Gor|gods=*Gor
*It
*Greater Pantheon|demigods=1st Shuh-Wiggluth of Gor|other entities and figures=BLOBBY SCHWARZ|monotheism or polytheism=Polytheism However Gor is the most powerful god.|books=Gor Grimoire
Gor Bible|holy land=It|name of religious building=*Temple
*Church
*Chapel
*Thaq|architecture=Varies...|areas of belief=Largest cult in Suntar, Eurasia.|areas of notable minority belief=Pretty much everywhere in small groups.|affiliates=Scramp|governance=Cabal|membership count=16400|founded=142}}
The Church of Gor is a cult which worships the [[Elder Gods]], operating across much of Yata and Theia. 
== Gorist Organizations ==
* '''Church of Gor Entertainment:''' They make videogames for the Church of Gor. most notably Genshin Bimbact.
* '''Gobbledygook:''' The Gobbledygook Tribe is a primitive tribe on Theia which believes in Gorism.
* '''Legion of Gor:''' The Legion of Gor is a paramilitary lead by the higher ups by the Church of Gor. It was in charge of Bayern and controlled some areas of Yetia following its collapse.
* '''Sadists of Gor:''' the clumpening of the sadists of gor will bring voluptuous machines of accelerationism
== Beliefs ==
=== Equascape ===
=== Fragments of Gor ===
Devout followers of Gor can summon "''Fragments of Gor''", allowing them to directly interact with the elder gods. This comes alongside many other supernatural abilities utilised by followers.
=== Gor ===
=== Heart of Gor ===
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RYT7C1l6xU
<br />
=== Inner Gor ===
=== It ===
=== Localised Gor Nest ===
=== Ritual of Qa'akhra ===
The Ritual of Qa'akhra is a ritual to transport a Gor Nest. It proceeds as follows: 2 people are required. The Preacher and the Executioner. The Preacher is to chant the ritualistic songs and give instructions to the Executioner, who is to do the physical actions of the Ritual under the Preacher's instructions.
The ritual begins by the Preacher chanting EVOKE!  6 times. then to say Summon. then the Preacher begins giving instructions. The Executioner must first soften up the nest, which requires it to absorb liquid. This is done in the form of the Executioner's own blood. Then they must put the Origin of the Sprout at the highest point of the nest. Then they must plant the Splonkjs. then put 3 plant pots down, and first plant is Marijuana which will due to the effects of th enest instantly grow. Then the Greater Yetian Empire  must be planted, and finally Obamium will be planet in the third. then you put the Soul of anyone called Rodriguez into the same area as the Origin of the Sprout was placed, then drop 1 Kromer  on the nest. Then the nest will glow very brightly, and become britle.
=== Seed of Gor ===
== The Tales of Gor ==
=== First Sighting ===
The first sighting of Gor was on the year 26.12.2020, In which Peter sent a message saying "''GOR: WJAT GIOROA W_FJ{ AF''". This may just seem like Peter's usual keyboard smashes however in this he uttered "GOR:" which implies that the following text was given to him directly from Gor himself.
=== Prophet Scramp's missionary work ===
Following a seemingly generic series of events of events of Scramp, Gregory, Art and Elias moving from Yetia City to Mylonagrad to Suntar a revelation came to Scramp. Leading to them uttering the phrase "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າມີຄວາມລົບກວນຫົກສິບກ່ຽວກັບການຫຼອກລວງທາງຂ້າງ" which when translated to english means "I have sixty distractions about side deception" in Lao. Following this the name was uttered.... "Gor". Following this Scramp summoned a Fragment of Gor and transformed it into Void Virus, destined to sprout into a infection of Gor. Scramp gave this to Gregory, trusting them to nurture and let it sprout, also giving some to Elias and holding a competition on who could plant the most Seed of Gor. Gregory won this, achieving Scramp's bank account. leading to a Localised Gor Nest to spawn. This confused Gregory, because he was not a follower of Gor. Not yet..  Gregory wished to transport the sprout somewhere else. to do this they must envoke their Inner Gor and perform the Ritual of Qa'akhra. which Gregory did. Following this Gregory destroyed every bit of the nest unleashing Rodriguez's soul. This caused Gregory to become inflicted with Gor, leading to a future in which they may become a follower, as due to the releasing of Rodriguez the nest had moved into their mind. Scramp then unleashed the knowlege to Gregory that they must atone for their sins to Gor, revealing that Scramp had also been like Gregory, destroying a nest and then going to the heavenly court for it. Following th ecourt case Scramp was called a "Dingbat" by Gor turning Scramp into a cultist and a opium addict. Scramp then said the final words they would say in their reality. following this evberyone felt nauseous, bllinking through the deeper layers of conciousness into the realm of Gor. Level 50. the Heaven of Gorists. they traversed in the eternal shadows, trying to avoid waking up It. Elias then decided to remove the eternal shadows, ending the darkness around them. Causing the ANCHORS to manifest. they then found Art again, begging to aid in their escape from the Gorscape but this failed. Elias then knocked Scramp over. Leading to IT waking up. Thousands of anchors begin manifesting and earthquakes reigned until they entered the Chapel of Gor. after this point the scrolls become a incoherant mess of ink splotches.
=== Bayern ===
Bayern was a Yetian Warlord following the Yetian Famine. Shortly after forming various operatives of the Church of Gor took over the nation and it became the world's first Gorist Theocracy. It was successful in taking over Österreich however was defeated by Vedaburg.
=== Peter Babbles ===
"''I will ressurect him one day in the name of gor!! And no one can stop me from discriminating against african..... cheese makers in former yugoslavia! However they cannot survive as they will melt in the sight of Hatsune Miku''"
=== The McRooms ===
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9byU3rVelA
|-|Gapahia=
certified "[[Kaphisia]]" hate club
you cannot change my mind.
|-|Gloombus=
|-|Gloombus=
{{Character|name=Gloombus|date of birth=19.9.2021|date of death=19.9.2021|species=Rat|gender=Male}}
{{Character|name=Gloombus|date of birth=19.9.2021|date of death=19.9.2021|species=Rat|gender=Male}}

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12 Harolds
Aliases
  • Harolds
  • 12 Harolds
  • The Harolds
  • 1-12 Harolds
RelativesEachother
AffiliationAlex-Alex Rat Delivery
OccupationArmed forces of the Republic of Serbia
Biographical information
Date of birth19.9.2021
Place of birthPolsk
Date of death19.9.2021
Place of deathPolsk
Marital statusOne of them is married to michelle ratbama (haroldbama is)
Physical Description
SpeciesRat
GenderMale
HeightMore than 2 millimeters
Eye colourprobobally black
Other


The 12 Harolds were the rats gifted to Garvey for joining Bonobo Gang vc on 19.9.2021 after the free trial and murder of Gloombus and the Attempted murder of NPC Gloombus. Immediately after their creation Garvey committed the Polsk Rat Massacre and brutally killed all of them to death.

  1. ↑ Noted to be SDS-0"Partly sunny"-17 A - Balloonfest '43 themselves
  2. ↑ Run
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