Great American War

Year: 205 CE

Great American War
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Date	205 CE
Location	Americas
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Combatants
Communist Bloc Cocala Commune of Belize Haudenosaunee Lizarb Lustland Sipedroan California SSY Titicaca Capitalist Bloc CSY Itachia Sipedro Texas Titicacan Legionnaires Legionary State of Titicaca
Commanders

Dictator Sogia Higuchi of Itachia held a 'important speech' regarding the future course of the country, rambling about how Sipedro had ripped Itachia apart and that this must be rectified with a great war of unity to destroy Cocala, Titicaca, and Sipedro so that the Itachian nation be whole again. In Sipedro, they finally decided to elect a new leader which was contested between Lebron James, Mamma Mia Pasta, and Noha'blo Esp'nol, which ended in Noha'blo winning as he was immediately voted president half way through a sentence about how bad communism was before he got to the part where he was going to say that he would execute every single communist in Sipedro. This lead to it being revealed that Lebron James was the leader of Sipedroan California, an unrecognized communist state located in Baja California for over a century at this point. As the government of Sipedro was slowly becoming more and more like its already dysfunctional neighbours in the CSY, Sipedroan California decided to take action by declaring war with material support from Sizzle and the SSY. Angered by this, the CSY declared war on Sipedroan California, prompting the SSY to declare war on CSY, which made Texas declare war on the SSY, which lead to the SSY calling in the Haudenosaunee against the CSY, soon being joined by Lizarb, Cocala and Titicaca also supporting the SSY which made Itachia side with the Capitalists.

CSY proclaimed its intentions to destroy communism for christ and Sipedro, though the SSY and Haudenosaunee had the initial upper hand as they pushed into the Csy, while Texas and Itachia had more success as Itachia and Titicaca were being destroyed on all fronts. As the people of Montana began listening to 'funny men in the woods', the Texan army reached the start of the Missouri River, forcing the SSY to come to fight them back so that they wouldn't reach Omaha, being enough of a distraction as to allow the CSY to begin pushing back despite Haudenosaunee 'doing funnies in the Appalachians'. Cocala and Titicaca were in chaos as they were forced to turn to guerilla warfare to hold back the enemy, though Sipedro was still losing despite this and thus needed CSY generals to be sent over, distracting them enough to allow Haudenosaunee cavlary to start 'doing funnies in Oklahoma'. Lizarb sent its army thru Lustland to help in Cocala, who only saw success against Sipedro as they formed the 'Commune of Belize'. Cocalan forces began operating out of Lustland as Lizarbian forces finally arrived, prompting Itachia to demand Lustland to stop letting in enemy soldiers thru its land, so Lustland asked Lizarb to leave but they refused, leading to a dispute where Lustland didn't know if they should listen to Lustland or Lizarb until Itachia declared war out of frustration, though in the south Titicaca had signed an armistice. To the north, Haudenosaunee crossed the Missisippi river and defended the Hudson with guerilla warfare while it inspired Native insurgencies in Yucatan and Titicaca. Titicaca's surrender wasn't taken very well by the Yetian generals sent to help their military modernize, prompting them to launch a revolution as the 'Legionary State of Titicaca' was born.