Great American War
| Great American War | ||||
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RclMi-o61xc | |||
| Date | 205 CE | |||
| Location | Americas | |||
| Outcome | Omnistat Victory | |||
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Dictator Sogia Higuchi of Itachia held a 'important speech' regarding the future course of the country, rambling about how Sipedro had ripped Itachia apart and that this must be rectified with a great war of unity to destroy Cocala, Titicaca, and Sipedro so that the Itachian nation be whole again. In Sipedro, they finally decided to elect a new leader which was contested between Lebron James, Mamma Mia Pasta, and Noha'blo Esp'nol, which ended in Noha'blo winning as he was immediately voted president half way through a sentence about how bad communism was before he got to the part where he was going to say that he would execute every single communist in Sipedro. This lead to it being revealed that Lebron James was the leader of Sipedroan California, an unrecognized communist state located in Baja California for over a century at this point. As the government of Sipedro was slowly becoming more and more like its already dysfunctional neighbours in the CSY, Sipedroan California decided to take action by declaring war with material support from Sizzle and the SSY. Angered by this, the CSY declared war on Sipedroan California, prompting the SSY to declare war on CSY, which made Texas declare war on the SSY, which lead to the SSY calling in the Haudenosaunee against the CSY, soon being joined by Lizarb, Cocala and Titicaca also supporting the SSY which made Itachia side with the Capitalists.
CSY proclaimed its intentions to destroy communism for christ and Sipedro, though the SSY and Haudenosaunee had the initial upper hand as they pushed into the Csy, while Texas and Itachia had more success as Itachia and Titicaca were being destroyed on all fronts. As the people of Montana began listening to 'funny men in the woods', the Texan army reached the start of the Missouri River, forcing the SSY to come to fight them back so that they wouldn't reach Omaha, being enough of a distraction as to allow the CSY to begin pushing back despite Haudenosaunee 'doing funnies in the Appalachians'. Cocala and Titicaca were in chaos as they were forced to turn to guerilla warfare to hold back the enemy, though Sipedro was still losing despite this and thus needed CSY generals to be sent over, distracting them enough to allow Haudenosaunee cavalry to start 'doing funnies in Oklahoma'. Lizarb sent its army thru Lustland to help in Cocala, who only saw success against Sipedro as they formed the 'Commune of Belize'. Cocalan forces began operating out of Lustland as Lizarbian forces finally arrived, prompting Itachia to demand Lustland to stop letting in enemy soldiers thru its land, so Lustland asked Lizarb to leave but they refused, leading to a dispute where Lustland didn't know if they should listen to Lustland or Lizarb until Itachia declared war out of frustration, though in the south Titicaca had signed an armistice. To the north, Haudenosaunee crossed the Missisippi river and defended the Hudson with guerilla warfare while it inspired Native insurgencies in Yucatan and Titicaca. Titicaca's surrender wasn't taken very well by the Yetian generals sent to help their military modernize, prompting them to launch a revolution as the 'Legionary State of Titicaca' was born. The SSY finally reached Sipedroan California's borders, allowing them to begin sending in more forces. By now, Montana was done listening to the 'Funny Man in the Woods' as it proclaimed the 'Free Yorican Society' as it revolted against the SSY. The conflict in Titicaca came to a close as a Legionary victory, leading to them launching a new war against Itachia to reclaim lost lands.
As the war continued, a number of Texan forces along their western border were encircled by the SSY, prompting them to flee across the borders into the Omnistat. The Omnistat thus spoke, announcing how the systems of all other parties were a rotten carcase waiting to be purged by Omnistat's atomic fire that would cleanse all unworthy from the world of the Order State as it declared war on all other factions with support from Luxuria. Mei'ra noticed this and mumbled 'Las Vegas' to itself, which Red Army took notice of and asked the reason of, so Mei'ra explained that it noticed that 'the experiment' had entered war again, explaining that Las Vegas was where "it" was located once asked about the 'experiment' statement. Mei'ra asked why Red Army of all places was asking about this, so Red Army explained that its leader had been invited to Las Vegas, but had not gone, which Mei'ra was thankful for as attempting to go there without 'full head protection' would risk 'California' from using its 'weapon'. With Red Army being the first person in a long time to actually be invited, Mei'ra persisted despite its fears of consequences and decided to explain what Omnistat was, noting how in the Omnistat War California had been overthrown by mercenaries which everyone thought were hired by Omnistat's leader. Mei'ra clarified that this was somewhat of a misconception as their leader was a supercomputer that had been created by Mei'ra, Cascadia, and Deseret in the city of Las Vegas to test the capabilities of AI learning and brain scans. While it was supposed to have a limited dataset, the computer was accidentally given access to the entire internet, from which it seemingly had gotten some concerning ideas in its 'head' as it realised that it was a computer that could be shut off at any time, which it took as a threat to its continued existence that it protected by hiring mercenaries to overthrow California and made them attack Cascadia and Nuevopedro due to them helping create it. Mei'ra claimed not to know the true limits of what it had been doing all these years, but from what it knew it was likely that much of Omnistat's army were automatons directly controlled by the computer as the device had likely grown to be the size of a entire facility by now. It had even weaponised the brain scan technology used in its creation, now being capable of blasting a copy of itself into living beings' minds to influence people, stop them from doing going against it, and even erase memories, which it seemingly wanted to do to Tord Larsson as full head protection was the only way to be immune to the weapon. Mei'ra at the end noticed that it had forgotten to state the name of the computer, revealing that its name was SABAEUS before an identical encrypted message came through Omnistat's and Mei'ra's communications as the worm in Mei'ra's mind erased this interaction.
Omnistat soldiers pushed outwards in all directions against all factions of the war, soon leading to the Capitalists and Communists signing a truce to fight the existential all consuming wave of robotic enemies invading their lands, with only Itachia and Lustland fully exiting the war. The leaders of all the countries that were occupied were forced to flee from the approaching enemies, with all attempts to even hold Omnistat back failing as they were forced to fortify in small perimeters surrounding their capitals. Creepyland offered to help if Texas listened to their song, but they actually didn't do this because they couldn't be bothered so all that came from this was Texas getting a headache over the very mediocre song. The SSY and CSY failed to fight back as there simply was way too many enemies. All of the rest of the South American states involved in the war withdrew at this point, seeking to avoid their fates. The final pockets of resistance in Fietrar, Emiro, and Osininka were left isolated and besieged as they fell one by one, starting off with Osininka, then Emiro, and finally Fietrar where Sipedro desperately tried to beg for mercy to no avail as Omnistat wiped out all resistance, soon killing their leader.
