Creepylandian-Nakmaian War
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jd_HwpMYXI | ||
| Date | 135 CE | ||
| Location | Nakmai, Creepyland | ||
| Outcome | Griezelig Alliance Victory | ||
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After years of extraction efforts, Creepyland had entirely run out of trees which made it no longer able to sell paper. Nakmai, which was lead by the Lorax, called this sociopathic as Creepyland had 'ended countless lives' due to 'trees having thoughts and feelings too', which Creepyland called excessive. Nay'Bling agreed with Creepyland that it wasn't that big of a deal, prompting Nakmai to forcefully give Nay'Bling independence. Creepyland decided to 'help' Nakmai by sending people to cut down trees, leading to Nakmai declaring war on Creepyland.
Nakmai sent a team on a plane to Yorica to break into Creepyland, though they had difficulties actually invading due to the internal topography of the place being so confusing and hellish, which Creepyland's 'bandit army' took full advantage of. Nakmai was baffled that Creepyland was calling its obsession with trees excessive and insane based on what Creepyland actually looked like. Nakmai slowly began to win despite its difficulties due too its army being much better trained, leading to Creepyland creating a cloning machine. Creepyland asked Luxuria for help because both's leaders were related, which Luxuria refused, prompting Creepyland to ask Zina instead. Because of it wanting to be relevant, Zina accepted as Creepy made an army (which was dropped in on parachutes) and agreed to help with a cloning machine. Zina already had a cloning machine, so it gave it to the Once-ler who used it to create Once-ler 2, who he found Very attractive. Charaland also forcefully involved itself because it was scared of Nakmai destroying it as well, so it deployed thousands of children equipped with knives to fight them. Nakmai was quickly overwhelmed and forced to withdraw.
Zina decided to take the fight to Nakmai so total victory could be achieved, which Charaland and Creepyland agree with so they invaded the Mekong delta so they could attack Phnom Penh. Creepyland sent Nakmai a sex tape of Once-ler and Once-ler 2 having sex in Phnom Penh as an act of defiance against Nakmai's environmentalism. The Creepylandian army head into the forests, only to be gunned down in ambush attacks, which forced them to retreat. Creepyland sang on roofs while Phnom Penh was attacked by Nakmai. With the main front lost, Zina went to the Kra Isthmus while Charaland attacked Hoaquc and Zina attacked Hanoi. Charaland had difficulties as police tried to arrest them for stabbing pedestrians. Zina also reported issues, so they decided to use 'plan b', which was firing nuclear weapons onto Hanoi and Phnom Penh. Nakmai freaked out and began scrambling to get international aid. Zina issued an ultimatum to Nakmai, demanding that it surrender at once or every citizen of Nakmai would eventually be killed, leading to Nakmai begrudgingly surrendering.
A peace treaty was agreed upon later, in which Nakmai was to become a puppet of Zina and was forced to do whatever Creepyland and Charaland told it to do. It was first forced to stop arresting Charalandians, then remove the hammer and sickle from its flag, and build a chocolate farm for Charaland. It was allowed to keep the trees, as Zina found them useful in war.
