Luxurian-Sizzlean War
| Luxurian-Sizzlean War | |||
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| Date | 69 CE | ||
| Location | Asia-Pacific | ||
| Outcome | Negotiated Peace | ||
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Luxuria suddenly threatened Sizzle, which prompted them to warn them that they would not win, which Luxuria claimed that they are not scared. Not phased by Sizzle's warnings, the Luxurian Empire declared war on Sizzle, with Poavak soon following suit. As the Luxurian fleet approached Sizzle fortified all it could, though it was enough to stop Taiwan from quickly falling to Poavakian forces. Due to it being outnumbered, Sizzle requested help from Yetia yet they were still too damaged from their recent civil war to fully intervene, instead only providing weapons and a small army of 70 thousand soldiers instead of fully joining in. With Yetia not able to intervene, Sizzle instead got help from Scotland whom offered 90 thousand soldiers, allowing both sides of the war to launch attacks into each other's countries. Fearing that they are not yet ready to defeat their opponents, Luxuria threatened other pro-Sizzle nations that had not yet joined such as Lineland that if they joined they would be destroyed, which did not go well. Largescale fighting began throughout north-western Luxuria, which was eventually routed by Luxurian Zombie Emus with only traps stopping their counterattacks, yet these only stopped Luxuria for so long as the Sizzlean forces in Luxuria quickly resorted to kamekazi tactics to make it out alive. With Luxuria now having some breathing room as Abard was distracting its enemies with raids, they increased their military size and coordinated with their allies to counter the enemy, deciding to reject offers of peace in favour of using paratroopers to break through the enemy lines.
While initially successful, celebrations were quite quickly cut short by Lineland joining the war on Sizzle's side. Luxuria sent 90 thousand soldiers to assist Abard against Sizzle whom was attempting to capture New Abard, and 50 thousand to the border with Lineland. While Lineland initially tried to push out, targeting the Adelaide Military Base with missile attacks, it was soon defeated and pushed back by Luxurian tanks, forcing them to retreat to Linasburg. Abard, despite Luxurian help, failed to beat Sizzle's attack, forcing them to surrender. The fighting soon concentrated over Lineland, with naval warfare and air combat occurring throughout the area as Sizzlean forces arrived to assist Lineland in holding off the enemy advance. With Luxuria technically at the upper hand now, they refused Sizzlean offers of peace in return for continuing to fight, with neither side really gaining an upper hand as largescale naval battles began occurring throughout the Luxurian coastline and airspace, distracting them long enough to allow for a Scottish army to charge forth to the enemy in Alice Springs alongside Linelandic special forces, instigating a massive battle between the two armies. With the fighting now elsewhere, Luxuria launched a paratrooper operation into Tasmania in an attempt to capture it, which Sizzle and their enemies were unable to support against as a Zombie Emu attack, distracting them enough to allow an additional 600 thousand soldiers, 100 bombers, and 30 tanks to be mobilized onto the battlefield, which Sizzle responded to by deploying 130 aircraft of its own.
With neither side seeming to be able to beat the other, Luxuria reluctantly offered to sign a peace treaty, which Sizzle accepted in return for reparations and the retreat of Luxurian and Poavakian forces from Sizzlean and allied territories.
