Yetian Intervention War
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| Video | tba | ||
| Date | 115 CE | ||
| Location | Global | ||
| Outcome | Third Coalition Victory | ||
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The ongoing events in Yetia from the Genocide in the Third Yetian Empire continued to cause international outrage as significant casualties were reported among Kalevians and various Balkan minorities. Sipedro got rightfully angry over this, and demanded that Yetia cease its killings. After this failed, Sipedro went to Yorica to organize a response to prevent the killings and the development of further WMDs, prompting them to form the 'Third Coalition' as an alliance against the Empire. After sending out invites, Choros, Nilastan, Utsong, Lustland, Poavak, Nakmai, the ULSR, Luvakhia, Yamalia, Alinya, Islandia, Taiwan, Piggy Island, Creepyland, Kauria, Humambo, Itachia, and Nuan Krovh all quickly joined. Yetia did not remain idle though, as it sent a sudden demand to the UQSR demanding that it demilitarize significant border regions and set up a no-fly zone west of the Volga. The UQSR obviously refused this request as the two began to militarize its borders, leading to the Third Coalition deciding to intervene now rather than later as a majority of Yetia's army was concentrated on its eastern border, leading to the UQSR joining the Third Coalition.
Yetia was more prepared than its enemies, allowing it to launch a rapid initial offensive into the UQSR, while Yorica and Sipedro prepared an offensive into Iceland to take out the supposed 'superweapon' there. The UQSR fired its lasers onto Iceland to take it out, leading to a previously unknown laser tower, the Iceland Laser Tower, to intercept the Tritonian lasers while siphoning out their power. Laser beams fired over europe repeatedly as the Iceland Laser Tower's "Modifier MK4" absorbed nearly all blows dealt to it. Yetia attempted to invade the UQSR from its holdings in Kalevala, but this front quite quickly devolved into a stalemate, leading to the 'Karelian Free State' rising up in revolt. The lasers above Iceland began to spew out ice-melting energy in all directions as each side overclocked and absorbed more energy from one another. Kauria invaded Iceland in an attempt to take out its laser tower which kept blocking the UQSR. Asophania and Yetia fired their lasers at each other in an attempt to damage one another, which did not succeed. Fighting continued in eastern europe, leading to the ULSR and Luvakhia moving in to assist the UQSR. The Coalition forces soon managed to encircle the superweapon in Iceland, prompting the UQSR to try to fire the laser at it again to no avail, leading to Islandia proposing the usage of sabotage instead, prompting Sipedro to send in explosives. The weapon was knocked out of the building by the bomb, but stayed connected to its wires until Tritonia sent incindiary bombs to knock it down, finally allowing the Laser Tower Array to pierce Iceland. In return for help, the UQSR ceded some minor borderlands to Sarpistan, leading to it joining the war alongside its puppets.
Sipedro and Yorica quickly scrambled to launch their own invasion so that the entirety of Yetia wouldn't fall to their communist 'allies', leading to them launching an invasion of Waclaw City. Luvakhia began setting up a socialist regime in Kalevala once it captured the region, allowing it to organize a naval invasion of Niederbach alongside the ULSR. Yetia bombed its enemies with napalm and chemical weapons relentlessly as its positions collapsed due to enemy forces invading at all angles. The british isles were liberated (with a revolt in Ireland restoring its status as a sovereign kingdom) around the same time as the Battle for Yetia City began. Yetia claimed to not be capable of completing its second superweapon while Taiwan claimed it found out where the Mind Blocks are controlled, directing Sipedro to fire a barrage of missiles onto Svalbard in order to sever them. With the Mind Blocks disconnected, the Yetian army in europe suffered massive headaches as they capitulated after being freed. The YNF still held onto its territories in Svalbard, though this did not last as a local revolt lead to the formation of the Red Army as a separate state.
As the war concluded, Yetia's territories were partitioned as the People's Republic of Kalevala was created and the communist members of the Third Coalition proclaimed the People's Republic of (east) Yetia in the city of Ezon, which unsuccessfully tried to convince the capitalist members of the Coalition to hand over its western half, leading to them establishing the Republic of West Yetia. Iujadogia suddenly returned and reclaimed its former territories in Antarctica, leading to the republics of the UQSR freaking out as Iujadogia had said it was leaving forever. After Iujadogia convinced the UQSR to put down its weapons, Iujadogia congratulated Humanity on managing to bring its Castrovalence back down to nearly 0, though it warned them that this would change greatly in the coming decade as 'something' appeared to be coming. The capitalist west and communist east competed to make their respective Yetia like them more, as Sipedro filled West Yetia with drugs and the ULSR gave East Yetia economic aid. The poor economic situation and rapid spread of the influence of Sipedroan cartels into its territory lead to West Yetia quickly suffering through a unprecedented drug crisis, leading to Wales unsuccessfully trying to convince Yetia to release England so that it would be free from the chaos.
