World War 17
| World War 17 | ||||
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGijLi0EnyM | |||
| Date | 110 CE | |||
| Location | Global | |||
| Outcome | United Nations of Yata Victory | |||
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All of thee sudden, all electronic devices on Yata switched to the Luxurian flag as a strange tune played, switching to a visual of Terry Teur, leader of the Second Luxurian Empire, sitting in front of the flag after 30 seconds. Terry then spoke to the entirety of Yata;
Terry says: "Hello citizens of Yata.. I have an important announcement.."
"For the past few decades, I have been working on a special machine."
"The reason I have made this machine is.. for Creepy. Creepy's goal was to wipe out humanity on Yata, and the planet itself. But since he died, he wasn't able to accomplish it. So.. He made me as his replacement. So if he ever failed, I could finish his goal for him."
"So that's what the machine I've made is for. To destroy the planet."
"I will initiate the destruction of Yata in a month. Please enjoy the time you have left."
The broadcast came to an end, freaking out the entire world, with some such as Carbon believing this could be solved, others simply being panicked, and in Spisos' case they didn't believe it. Luxuria decided to prove their statements in response to Spisos' comments as a bright light appeared in the sky above the country, completely obliterating Nome and the surrounding area off the map. The world began panicking to find and destroy the device, with the Liberty Pact Mandate of Yorica claiming that it found details of Omnistat spying on Luxuria and detecting a massive explosion on the east coast a few years prior, suggesting that it was there. Angered by the prospect of the world being destroyed, the United Nations of Yata (Every nation on the planet except for Luxuria and Abyysky [who was too busy ritualistically destroying itself]) declared war on the Second Luxurian Empire.
Luvuria and Cotunauinia freaked out as their shields ran out of power, while the Nilastani Army Remnants and Poavakian Partisans used this opportunity to rise up against their Luxurian occupiers. Spisos expressed that all of this was unnecessary and they should just let Yata be in peace, before their communications abruptly became distorted and cut off. The Nakmaian and Yangoonese Resistance soon rose up as well, which Luxuria didn't even try to stop. Red Army couldn't do much as it had lost all of its inventions, but it kept monitoring Spisos until it came to a horrifying realisation, that the "Space Giraffes" had come out of hiding as thousands of "human look-a-likes" began emerging from Spisos' mountains. Abyysky began not only bombing itself but also the other Rus and Turkestani states as it invaded them, prompting all of the Rus peoples to board ships and flee for Narakam as Yata's destruction was coming soon anyway, though one of the Abyyskan bombs struck the ship and sent it crashing down into the recently reactivated Laser Tower Array, causing a massive explosion which killed 500 thousand people as orange lightning stormes charged with Regenerative energy rocked Yata. Luxuria seemed to react strangely at the idea of Space Giraffes being here, mumbling to itself strangely. As Abyysky completed its conquests and all of the territories Luxuria had conquered were overrun by rebels, Red Army reported that the Space Giraffes had begun murdering everyone they could in Spisos. Luxuria asked if it was possible for them to make contact with the Space Giraffes, but Red Army obviously refused, prompting Luxuria to apologise as it began preventing the UNY forces from invading the Luxurian mainland. The "people" from Spisos suddenly began invading Abyysky, who tried to fight them but their gas attacks were completely ineffective. Red Army tried to contact Spisos, but it didn't respond, so it called out to the Space Giraffes by name, which they responded to. Red Army remarked on how unfortunate it was that now was when they decided to invade, which the Space Giraffes seemed to agree with as they stated that Luxuria threatened to destroy the planet, and they couldn't let that happen yet. Luxuria stated that Creepy was a Space Giraffe, which the Space Giraffes confirmed, stating that Creepy was always the weakest of their 'court' as he wasted all of his time on Yata. Red Army asked if they were here to avenge Creepy, to which they simply stated that maybe they should find out themselves. Luxuria explained that it had spent so much time trying to complete Creepy's plan, but the Space Giraffes simply stated that they didn't care as while Creepy's initial plan was good, but things now had changed despite them refusing to explain the new plan out of boredom. Luxuria was confused as Creepy had told them that the Space Giraffes would be on their side, but the Space Giraffes explained that Creeepy was wrong as they didn't even know who Terry Teur was, revealing that vengeance was not why Foarhinnea was here. Luxuria freaked out as if the Space Giraffes didn't agree with what they were doing then what were they doing it for? They thought they were doing it to fulfil Creepy's wishes, but after realising that he was dead and not coming back then they thought they were to do this for the Space Giraffes, before reminding themselves that it was too late for redemption as the destruction of Yata had already begun and there was no redemption despite Red Army's encouragement as if they stopped now all the countless deaths including Terry's own family would be meaningless. While Poavak and Nilastan refused to encourage them, Mylonagrad explained how it was the last of the House of Tremar as all of their ruler's family had died, while Titicaca explained that they were the last of the House of Yetevia-Anssen in a completely different continent from their mainland. Taiwan explained that if they were upset about killing the amount they did, would billions more make them feel any better? Red Army remarked that despite everything, Terry was clearly hesitant, and asked if Luxuria even wanted the destruction of Yata. Luxuria claimed it didn't know as everything was so confusing...
In Luxuria... With Terry Teur.
Terry starts to get a headache and become dizzy.
Terry says: "Do I want to.. Destroy Yata..?"
"Is it really.. not too late to stop..?"
"I... I..."
Terry's surroundings change.
He begins to hear whispers.
Terry says: "Again.. It's happening again..."
Terry falls to the ground and starts to cry.
👍︎❒︎♏︎♏︎◻︎⍓︎ says: "Don't listen to them. Terry."
"They're all lying to you."
"Just continue on with the plan you were given."
Terry says: "..Creepy.."
From the darkness comes out Creepy, but his face is unrecognizable.
Creepy says: "Humans, They're all so evil. You're doing a good deed killing them."
Terry says: "No.. They're not evil.. right..? Sofia.. Arlo.. They were both so kind to me--"
Creepy says: "That was just a facade."
"They were probably just using you."
Terry says: "No.."
Creepy says: "And think about your original life. Your father, your "friends."
"Weren't they so cruel to you?"
Terry says: "...."
"But how are you any better..?"
"You were the same as my father.. You never let me do anything. You never let me go outside. You did multiple terrible surgeries to me."
"You've also murdered tons of humans for "fun"."
Creepy says: ". . ."
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Creepy says: "It's too late. You've already begun the plan."
"You can't go back."
Terry says: "No.. No..."
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Creepy says: "You're just like me, Terry. After all, you were my replacement."
Terry says: "No.. I'm my own person.."
Creepy says: "No you're not. You're a machine made for killing, and that's all."
Terry says: "No..."
"No.."
"NO.. NO. I WON'T LISTEN TO YOU."
"NOT ANYMORE"
Terry gets up from the ground and tackles the strange Creepy.
Terry starts to punch the Creepy.
Terry says: "YOU TOOK AWAY MY CHILDHOOD.. YOU TOOK AWAY MY FAMILY.."
"YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON.. no.. you're not even a person..."
"You're just a monster."
Creepy says: "............................................................................................"
Terry says: "I'm not going to.. LET YOU CONTROL ME ANYMORE!"
Terry goes in for one last punch.
The Creepy explodes after the punch.
Terry says: "..."
"..."
The dark void begins to get brighter.
Terry says: "I'm not.. going to let Creepy's plan win over me.."
Terry feels a hand grab onto his shoulder. He turns his head and sees Sofia.
She smiles at him.
...
...
...
Terry wakes up.
Terry says: ".."
"I need to stop it."
Luxuria finally announced that it was no longer destroying Yata, prompting the Space Giraffes to state that they could go back to hiding now then. Red Army was baffled and asked what they were even doing on Yata, which the Space Giraffes deciding to humour in order to see the Humans' reactions; explaining that they had not come here to avenge Creepy, but had instead found a cure to their suffocating sense of boredom at the cost of giving them Human emotions, with this cure just so happening to be Human blood. Red Army was shocked, which prompted the Space Giraffes to realise that they had a even better idea than going back into hiding, the creation of a Human farm which they would achieve by continuing their conquest, now pushing east as well. Red Army wasn't able to held as they had lost all of their inventions due to the Space Giraffes, and there wasn't enough time to build new ones. Luxuria offered to help, although their mechanism would also permanently damage Spisos, which Red Army seemed to think was ok as it wasn't like anyone in Spisos was alive anymore. The Space Giraffes refuted this, explaining that they still had Paul and Patryk alive, making Red Army hesitate and reconsider and begin asking if there was another way. All the other countries called this ridiculous as they would rather not be reduced to livestock, which the Space Giraffes found amusing. Yetia and Yakamoto stated that they only had a limited timeframe to do this before the Space Giraffes would spread out and render this ineffective. Red Army begged for this not to happen as Paul and Patryk were the only people Tord had left, but as everyone else was onboard Luxuria fired the Mechanism and obliterated a vast majority of Spisos and the surrounding countries in an instant as no life remained, though all of Red Army's cameras were destroyed so there was no exact proof.
??? says: ". . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."
"What..."
Red Army says: "..."
Luxuria says: "..Oh.."
The mysterious Space Giraffes communication gets cut off..
Meanwhile.. In the lands of the destroyed Spisos....
A giant ship is seen high in the sky.
Mewy says: "That was a weird blue thing.. Good thing we shapeshifted just in time. Right?"
??? says: "...."
Mewy says: "Oh yeah, right. What's that ship? Is it ours."
??? says: "No."
Mewy says: "Oh, then whose is it?"
??? says: "Stop asking so many questions, slave."
"It seems to be lowering itself."
The strange ship is a bright yellow. As it gets closer, it blocks the sunlight.
The ship lands, and a tall yellow humanoid creature comes out of it.
??? says: "Looks like a freak."
Mewy says: "hahahah"
??? says: "Shut up. Slave."
Mewy says: "Sorry... My king.."
Yellow Creature says: "How desolate."
??? says: "Who are you."
Yellow Creature says: "...Ah.. The king of the Space Giraffes. Lucius."
"My professional name is B-2."
Lucius says: "Huh? It seems you know my true name. Interesting."
"But.. This chat is starting to get boring."
B-2 says: "Ah yes.."
The yellow person puts their hands together and then opens them. A yellow screen appears.
B-2 says: "Space Giraffes. You are well known for you feeling of boredom."
"Sigh. You were almost the perfect experiment.."
Lucius says: "What are you even saying. What species are you?"
B-2 says: "Hm? I thought you would've known. I'm apart of the Kings."
Mewy says: "What a weird name..."
Lucius says: "Honestly, let's just speed up this.. boring conversation. Why are you here."
B-2 says: "Ah.. You see."
"The Space Giraffes were an experiment made by the Kings."
"And.. you Lucius, were our test subject."
Lucius says: "What are you even saying."
B-2 says: "It seems you don't remember.. That you used to be a King."
"At least.. that's what it states in our old records."
Lucius says: "Okay. What does this have to do with you coming here? Don't avoid the question."
B-2 says: "So impatient."
"I've been ordered by the council to get rid of you, and all your offsprings."
Mewy says: "Offsprings.. What?"
B-2 Says: "My.. My.. you are all so clueless."
Lucius says: "Stay out of this Mewy."
B-2 says: "The council has recently decided to get rid of all the old King Experiment species."
"Like you, the Space Giraffes. Goos, etc."
Lucius says: "Goos? Those wretched white blobs?"
B-2 says: "Yeah, that was another one of our failed experiments.."
Lucius says: "..."
"Okay. Well I won't let you kill me."
B-2 says: "We've already destroyed your planet."
Lucius says: "You're bluffing. You're trying to "scare" me. But that won't work."
Lucius orders his soldiers to attack B-2.
B-2 says: "My.. my.."
"How foolish.."
The blindfold B-2 was wearing begins to slowly fall.
B-2 says: "Do you really think.. that the fake will be stronger than the original?"
B-2 says: "How foolish of you."
The blindfold falls off completely to reveal Gem-like eyes.
B-2 says: "Goodbye. Lucius."
A light blue beam comes from B-2's eyes, and completely destroys all the soldiers.
Lucius says: "I.."
"Haha.. how amusing.."
Mewy says: "Ohh.. this doesn't look good."
B-2 looks at Lucius.
Mewy says: "..."
"I'm dipping.. sorry.."
Mewy runs off.
Lucius says: "Come at me.. B-2. I'll fight you head on."
B-2 says: "That won't be necessary."
B-2 shoots another beam, this time at Lucius.
But..
B-2 says: "Hm. It seems you're a little stronger than I was told."
Lucius says: "I won't die. After all.. I'm the great king of the Space Giraffes."
B-2 Motions to the spaceship she came out of.
A bright yellow light starts to come from the front of it.
Lucius says: "Do you think that'll kill me?"
B-2 says: ":)"
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...
...
Lucius is defeated.
Spisos is no longer recognizable.
B-2 stands victorious.
B-2 says: "Hmm.. What to do about the leftover Space Giraffes?"
"It would be easy to just destroy this planet.. but the council will probably be upset with me.."
"Oh well. Now that their king is dead, the Space Giraffes are weakened."
"They'll all probably die in a few years."
B-2 Gets back into the ship she came out of.
The yellow ship flies off.
After the war, Abyysky freaked out as it believed this was meant to be the rapture brought forth by Elmo, prompting it to first consider that it was not worthy before realising that maybe Elmo as a deity was not real and its whole existence was based off of a lie. Patriarch Svetlana Gusev thus ran off and disappeared, allowing a man by the name of Ivan Volkov to seize control a few days later and proclaim that Elmoism was not real, and that the territories of Abyysky would now be reorganized into the 'Union of Quatro-Linnas Socialist Republics' dedicated to rebuilding their fractured society with two constituent Tritonian and Linelandic socialist states. Some found this to be questionable, while others such as former Luvakhia and Red Ruthenia were ecstatic as the Tritonian constituent capital was moved to Tritoniyagrad, dragging the power balance of Tritonia back west while the capital of the entire UQLSR was placed in the merged city of New Mylatsk.
After the rest of the Space Giraffes found out about Lucius' death and the destruction of their planet and empire, they all scattered as some fled into space and others hid into Human society. Red Army sent soldiers into Spisos, finding it completely uninhabitable without any chance of recovery, with no signs of Paul or Patryk anywhere. After releasing all the conquered nations, Terry Teur stepped down from power and was arrested, prompting the government of Luxuria to realise that the next heir to the Luxurian throne was India George, who was unwilling to actually rule but liked the idea of living in a palace, so she was made into a constitutional monarch.
