Second Spinese-Celtic War
| Second Spinese-Celtic War | |||
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVSpbESLvZU | ||
| Date | 149 CE | ||
| Location | Northwest North America | ||
| Outcome | Inconclusive | ||
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Spisos began mumbling to itself angrily about World War 10 before beginning to start growling, Red Army promptly asked why, to which Spisos explained that it had begun 'running out of witches to burn', which Yorica commented on due to Spisos' population having been rapidly decreasing for decades. Spisos disregarded this as 'Witches weren't people', leading to Red Army being concerned that Spisos' genocidal ways were soon becoming untenable, leading to Spisos having an outburst. Celtic accidentally posted its google searches onto the international broadcasts, leading to Spisos making them read a note from Bob Walker, which once completed lead to Spisos initially thanking them before saying sike and yelling about how horrible Celtic was. James Smith, president of Spisos, promptly swam over to Celtic and destroyed a snowman while yelling about how he would end Aleron Chablis' bloodline due to him being the 'Satan of Witches' which granted him immortality. Celtic babbled incoherently like the old person it was while Spisos kept rambling about how Aleron had supposedly killed James' father and 'recreated witches', leading to Aleron sending several outdated minion memes out of confusion, leading to Spisos calling Celtic 'satanic' and declaring war. While certain Louisianans were in favour of Spisos, most of the world reacted harshly as Islandia and Red Army began to prepare for war.
Celtic began extensive evacuations as Spisos invaded many of its territories, only for the Red Army to invade in mechanical suits in north-western Spisos, allowing Islandia to send armies to invade the Alaska Peninsula and Yorica to launch an invasion of Spinese Vancouver. Piggy Island promptly intervened on Spisos' side to fight off the Red Army, deploying its "tanks" into the region, which were easily destroyed by their own projectiles falling on the tanks which crushed them, leading to King Pig fleeing into the sea. Piggy Island then sent UFOs, but they were also destroyed easily. Red Army's military was slowed down, allowing Spisos to make a counteroffensive before it realised it had killed all of its army in its purges, leading to them trying to instead convince Luvamatrilia to join their side against Red Army by claiming that Red Army wanted to turn them into a graveyard, which Luvamatrilia said they actually wanted so they would have more citizens to speak to and make homes for, leading to Red Army coming to the conclusion that Luvamatrilia was lead by ghosts, despite Luvamatrilia claiming that they weren't technically dead because 'their feet still touched the ground'. Spisos realised its best friend it had fought decades to win back the favour of was a reanimated spirit, and dead things were obviously witches, so it was friends with a witch all along, leading to it having a meltdown where it said it couldn't believe it let its emotions allow it to befriend a ghost, leading to Spisos trying to threaten Luvamatrilia's death which was unsuccessful due to them already being dead. Luvamatrilia finally realised that Spisos was actually a bad friend and admitted that Red Army was right about Spisos outloud, leading to Spinese president James Smith having a heart attack and dying because there was no hospital, and Piggy Island had no medical technology beyond cough syrup so he had no way to survive, so on his deathbed an angry mob of Spinese people broke him and burned him to death in the street for 10 minutes.
Spisos' communications were promptly overtaken by a mob of disorganized civilians who quickly fell into infighting as the war was declared over and the Anti-Spinese coalition withdrew its forces. Yorica decided to take action and sent an army to occupy Spisos to prevent it from suffering further casualties, leading to Lineland reacting in a similar manner by occupying the north of the country despite previously not being involved with the war. Lineland decided to implement communism in its area, managing to convince the people there to begin sharing bullets, which Lineland decided was 'good enough' to begin teaching them communism. Lineland implemented a system where its portion of Spisos was headed by a powerful leader to oversee that sharing happens and began teaching them basic life skills such as the existence of allergies and the importance of not starving. Yorica freaked out over Lineland actually educating them so it told the people in its section that guns are good, communism was bad, the earth is flat, and that vaccinations are bad. Lineland wasn't all good though, as it accidentally caused an alcoholism epidemic and was bad at explaining how homosexuality worked. In the ensuing Spinese elections, Communist Guy and Anti-Vax Man competed for the people's favour over the country, eventually leading to the victory of the communists. Communist Guy's policies of healthcare and sharing were very unpopular, so people from South Spisos broke in and killed him and put Anti-Vax Man in power without an election, leading to Lineland declaring North Spisos in its occupation zone lead by Communist Man. Spisos was promptly partitioned into north and south, with either side favouring another candidate.
