Luxuria's Scientific Adventures in Narakam

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Year: 184 CE

Two soldiers in Luxuria are issued an order.

They have been told to go to Narakam.

The soldiers are named Leo and Thomas.

And here begins their adventure.

Leo and Thomas first have to get to Narakam... But how?

Thomas says: "Oi.. Why did they tell us to go here? It's all desert.."

Leo says: "Uhh.. Narakam is hot so maybe.. If we get a heatstroke we will be teleported to Narakam?"

Thomas says: "..Leo you are so stupid"

Leo says: "I didn't pass middle school"

Suddenly, the ground under Thomas and Leo disappears.

They fall into some sort of slide thing.

They then fall into some sort of.. lab thing.

Scientist says: "You've made it."

Thomas says: "Yeah. Uh.. So how are we getting to Narakam?"

Scientist says: "Well we were originally going to use the strange portal Creepy made. But.. we had some problems."

Thomas says: "Oh uh"

Scientist says: "So we're going to teleport you to Creepyland instead, so you can use their portal."

Leo says: "Teleport????"

Scientist says: "Yeah! Cool, right?"

"But there's a 60% that if you use the teleporter you will explode or something idk we haven't researched it yet lol"

Leo says: "Charming!"

Thomas says: "wtf"

Scientist says: "Anyway take these suits. Put them on before going to Narakam."

"Also here's a map.. a backpack full of essentials.."

"Also don't go to the strip club in K."

Thomas says: "W...What?"

Leo says: "Oh yeah I've heard of it. It's apparently very fun!"

Thomas says: "Right... Why are we going to Narakam in the first place anyway?"

Scientist says: "Oh, we'll tell you when you get to Narakam."

"Well, if you don't explode. Of course."

Thomas says: "Can't we just go by plane?"

Scientist says: "Of course not. Okay anyway hop on the teleporter now!"

Leo says: "Okay!!!"

Leo gets on the teleporter.

And now he's gone!!!

Scientist says: "Okay now  your turn."

Thomas says: "..."

"Will I get paid for this?"

Scientist says: "..."

"Sure! Now hop on."

Thomas says: "..Fine."

Thomas finally hops on the teleporter.

Thomas is also teleported.

...

...

...

Leo says: "Heyy you made it too."

Thomas says: "OH THANK GOD."

"Now.."

"What the actual HELL is this place."

Leo says: "umm, Creepyland?"

Thomas says: "How do people even live here??? Everything's on fire and.. is that Lava????"

"And.. Aren't those buildings just.. flying?? How is that even possible??"

Leo says: "Lol idk anyway we should get going."

Leo puts on the suit.

Leo says: "Dam it kinda chill in this."

Thomas also puts on his suit.

Thomas says: "..Ugh.. Why did they have to give this order to me..?"

Leo says: "Maybe because you're too cool for narakam aha."

Thomas says: "Whatever.. Let's just get this over with.."

They go thru the portal in Creepyland.

They hop out and see.. Fries.

Thomas says: "What the.."

Thomas and Leo go to the main part of Fries

Leo says: "Wowie! What a fun looking place!"

"They even have water!"

Thomas says: "..Right, now we need to wait for our next order."

Thomas says: "Wait, how are they going to give us orders if we're in Narakam?"

Leo says: "Uhh, maybe there's something in the backpacks?"

Thomas checks the backpacks and finds a letter explaining what they need to do next.

Thomas says: "Uh.. they are telling us to get.. "Atlasite"[1]"

Leo says: "Huh, what's that?"

Thomas turns the piece of paper around and it shows a picture of Atlasite.

Thomas says: "It would've been nice if they told us HOW to get it."

Leo says: "Uhh, maybe we can ask somebody here?"

Thomas and Leo ask some of the 12 years old running around Fries if they know anything about Atlasite.

12 year old says; "lmao nub git gud i bet you sucx i did ur mom btw HAHAH!!"

Thomas says: "I will punch you"

Thomas and Leo seem to be unable to get any leads on Atlasite from the Fries humans.

Leo says: "Uhh, what if we asked one of those beetle monster things?"

Thomas says: "No.. way, what if they attack us??"

"Plus, don't you see how angry they look??"

Leo walks up to one of the Narakamians.

Leo says: "Hi."

Khrajas says β‘α’·κ–Žκ–Žπ™Ή? βˆ΄β‘| α”‘βˆ·α’· ||π™Ήβš βŽ“π™Ήβˆ·α’·β•ŽβŠ£γƒͺα’·βˆ·α“­ α“­!Β‘α’·α”‘κ–Œβ•Žγƒͺ⊣ β„Έ Μ£ 𝙹 βšα“­.

Leo says: "Uhhh."

"No hablo espanol."

Thomas says: "Wait a second.."

"Maybe they gave us something that can translate whatever the hell THAT language is."

Thomas checks his backpack and finds a weird device with "TRANSLATOR" on it.

Thomas says: "Okay make them say something again."

Leo says: "Wait can we use the translator to translate English to their language :thinking: "

Thomas says: "Oh uh.. let me see.."

Khrajas says βˆ΄β‘|| α”‘βˆ·α’· ||π™Ήβš βŽ“π™Ήβˆ·α’·β•ŽβŠ£γƒͺα’·βˆ·α“­ α“­!Β‘α’·α”‘κ–Œβ•Žγƒͺ⊣ β„Έ Μ£ 𝙹 βšα“­? yπ™Ήβš γƒͺα’·βŠα’·βˆ· ↸𝙹 β„Έ Μ£ ⍑ᔑℸ Μ£."

"βˆ΄β‘|| α”‘βˆ·α’· |π™Ήβš βŽ“π™Ήβˆ·α’·β•ŽβŠ£γƒͺα’·βˆ·α“­ α“­!Β‘α’·α”‘κ–Œβ•Žγƒͺ⊣ β„Έ Μ£ 𝙹 βšα“­? yπ™Ήβš γƒͺα’·βŠα’·βˆ· ↸𝙹 β„Έ Μ£ ⍑ᔑℸ Μ£."

Translator says: "Wα’· α”‘βˆ·α’· κ–Žπ™Ήπ™Ήκ–Œβ•Žγƒͺ⊣ βŽ“π™Ήβˆ· γƒͺα’·β„Έ Μ£ β‘α’·βˆ·β•Žβ„Έ Μ£ α’·"

W⍑ᔑℸ Μ£ , w⍑||.

Translator says: "Wα’· βˆ΄α’·βˆ·α’· β„Έ Μ£ π™Ήκ–Žβ†Έ β„Έ Μ£ 𝙹 βŽ“β•Žγƒͺβ†Έ γƒͺα’·β„Έ Μ£ β‘α’·βˆ·β•Žβ„Έ Μ£ α’·. Wα’· ↸𝙹γƒͺ'β„Έ Μ£  κ–Œγƒͺπ™Ήβˆ΄ βˆ΄β‘||."

"W⍑𝙹 β„Έ Μ£ π™Ήκ–Žβ†Έ ||π™Ήβš. Wβ‘β•Žα“΅β‘ βˆ΄α”‘βˆ·κ–Žπ™Ήβˆ·β†Έ βŽ“βˆ·π™Ήα’² ||π™Ήβšβˆ· βˆ·α”‘α“΅α’·."

"W⍑𝙹 β„Έ Μ£ π™Ήκ–Žβ†Έ |π™Ήβš. Wβ‘β•Žα“΅β‘ βˆ΄α”‘βˆ·κ–Žπ™Ήβˆ·β†Έ βŽ“βˆ·π™Ήα’² ||π™Ήβšβˆ· βˆ·α”‘α“΅α’·."

Translator says: "Tα’·βˆ·βˆ·|| tα’·βšβˆ·, βˆ΄α’· β„Έ Μ£ β‘β•Žγƒͺκ–Œ?"

Leo says: "Does Terry even know how to make orders trololol..."

Thomas says: "Shh."

N𝙹, βˆ΄α”‘βˆ·κ–Žπ™Ήβˆ·β†Έ α“­β„Έ Μ£ α”‘β„Έ Μ£ α’· γƒͺ𝙹ℸ Μ£  κ–Žα’·α”‘β†Έα’·βˆ·. βˆ΄α’· α”‘βˆ·α’· γƒͺ𝙹ℸ Μ£  κ–Œγƒͺπ™Ήβˆ΄ κ–Žα’·α”‘β†Έα’·βˆ· π™ΉβŽ“ ||π™Ήβšβˆ· βˆ΄α”‘βˆ·κ–Žπ™Ήβˆ·β†Έ α“­β„Έ Μ£ α”‘β„Έ Μ£ α’·α“­.

Translator says: "I ↸𝙹γƒͺ'β„Έ Μ£  β„Έ Μ£ β‘β•Žγƒͺκ–Œ βˆ΄α’· β‘α”‘βŠα’· βˆ΄α”‘βˆ·κ–Žπ™Ήβˆ·β†Έα“­"

"N𝙹γƒͺ𝙹, ||π™Ήβš ↸𝙹. βˆ΄α’· βŠβ•Žα“­β•Žβ„Έ Μ£ α’·β†Έ 𝙹γƒͺα“΅α’·. ||π™Ήβš α“΅α”‘κ–Žκ–Ž β„Έ Μ£ ⍑ᒷᒲ "α“΅π™Ήβšγƒͺβ„Έ Μ£ ∷||" ?"

"N𝙹γƒͺ𝙹, |π™Ήβš ↸𝙹. βˆ΄α’· βŠβ•Žα“­β•Žβ„Έ Μ£ α’·β†Έ 𝙹γƒͺα“΅α’·. ||π™Ήβš α“΅α”‘κ–Žκ–Ž β„Έ Μ£ ⍑ᒷᒲ "α“΅π™Ήβšγƒͺβ„Έ Μ£ ∷||" ?"

"N𝙹γƒͺ𝙹, |π™Ήβš ↸𝙹. βˆ΄α’· βŠβ•Žα“­β•Žβ„Έ Μ£ α’·β†Έ 𝙹γƒͺα“΅α’·. |π™Ήβš α“΅α”‘κ–Žκ–Ž β„Έ Μ£ ⍑ᒷᒲ "α“΅π™Ήβšγƒͺβ„Έ Μ£ ∷||" ?"

Translator says; "Yᒷᔑ⍑ βˆ΄α’· κ–Žβ•ŽβŠα’· β•Žγƒͺ α“΅π™Ήβšγƒͺβ„Έ Μ£ βˆ·β•Žα’·α“­?"

"Wβ‘β•Žα“΅β‘ 𝙹γƒͺα’· βŠ£α”‘βŠα’· π™Ήβˆ·β†Έα’·βˆ·."

Translator says: "L⚍ Μ‡/βšβˆ·β•Žα”‘"

"....... N𝙹ℸ Μ£  α”‘βŠ£α”‘β•Žγƒͺ. γƒͺ𝙹ℸ Μ£  α”‘βŠ£α”‘β•Žγƒͺ. γƒͺ𝙹ℸ Μ£  α”‘βŠ£α”‘β•Žγƒͺ."

Translator says: "W⍑ᔑℸ Μ£ 'α“­ βˆ΄βˆ·π™Ήγƒͺ⊣?"

Thomas says: "..."

"κ–Žα’·α”‘βŠα’·! βˆ΄α’· βˆ΄β•Žκ–Žκ–Ž γƒͺ𝙹ℸ Μ£  κ–Žα’·β„Έ Μ£  ||π™Ήβš ᓡ𝙹γƒͺα‘‘βšα’·βˆ· βšα“­ α”‘βŠ£α”‘β•Žγƒͺ!"

They pull out their weapons.

Leo says: "Oh that's not good. I think we struck a nerve"

Thomas says: "KJWEJRKWERKWRKJ RUN AWAY"

Thomas and Leo start running away from them :weary:

Thomas says: "CHECK YOUR BACKPACK WERE WE GIVEN ANY WEAPONS?????"

Leo says: "uhhh, we were given explosives"

"And ummmm."

"Gold."

Thomas says: "WHY DID THERY GIVE US GOLD??????"

"WHY WOULD WE NEED IT?"

Leo says: "IDK YOU'RE STARTING TO STRESS ME OUT."

Leo finds a lighter in the backpack as well.

Leo lights the explosive and throws it at the Narakamians.

Thomas says: "..."

Thomas and Leo unknowingly have been running to K.

Thomas says: "I think.. we've.. gotten away from them.."

Leo says: "Uhh I guess we have learned not to say Luxuria here?"

Thomas says: "Ugh not MY fault I was born in Luxuria."

Leo says: "Anyway where are we now?"

It's K.

Thomas says: "..."

"It says strip club."

"And why is there a giant penis on it??"

Leo says: "Lmao that's kind of funny."

"Tbh i'm kind of tired maybe we should go inside."

Thomas and Leo go inside the strip club.

They see 16 year olds running the place.

(Also no the 16 year olds are not the ones doing the strip dancing)

Register Lady says: "Hiiiiiiiii girlies wyd."

"Want to come and see the fun..."

Thomas says: "No thanks. is there a hotel anywhere where we can stay?"

Register lady says: "Oohhh.. you're THAT type of person... I mean.. We have a few rooms :)"

Thomas says: "Okay, we'll take one room please."

Register Lady says: "KYAAA!! I'm going to get a nose bleed.. you're going to have a threesome???"

Thomas says: "Wtf"

Leo says: "Lol what's that."

Thomas says: "No ty.. Just a room."

Register Lady says: "Haha.. Okay ;)"

Register Lady gives Thomas a key and directions.

Register Lady says: "Have fun."

Thomas and Leo get to their "hotel room".

But turns out somebody is already in there.

It's a 15 year old in a maid costume.

Thomas says: "Wtf?"

15 year old says: "Lol our prostitutes escaped sorry."

"Unless you want me to be your prostitute aha, you do be lookin kind of fine..."

Thomas says: "Wtf?"

Leo says: "Uhhhhh..."

Thomas says: "You're like 5. you shouldn't be doing stuff like this?!"

15 Year old says: "ok did i ask???"

Leo says: "Anyway what kind of service do you have?"

15 year old says: "Uhhhh.. None lol we don't ACTUALLY work."

"Anyway i'm gonna rewatch boku no pico for the fifth time this week bye."

15 year old leaves.

Thomas says: "We've gotten off track, we need to get that Atlasite quick."

Leo says: "Yeah but we still don't know where it is."

Thomas says: "If only the people in Narakam didn't have 1 braincell."

Thomas says: "Look like we'll have to figure this out on our own."

Thomas and Leo decide to look around the strip club for clues.

Thomas says: "Right I don't think we're going to get any help from the strip club. Plus, I feel like we're going to go to jail if we stay here any longer."

Thomas and Leo walk out of the strip club but then run into some lady.

Thomas says: "Oh sorry."

Lady says: "Is that any way to speak to a lady."

Thomas says: "What?"

Leo says: "Wait a minute.. You're an adult!"

Lady says: "So what if I am? Got a problem with that :rage:"

Thomas says: "No, uh.. We have a question for you."

Lady says: "Make it quick."

Thomas says: "Do you know where we can find Atlasite?"

Lady says: "Obviously. I've lived here for like 40 years."

Thomas says: "OH! CAN YOU SHOW US WHERE?"

Lady says: "AHAHAHAHAAH no."

Thomas says: "Why not?"

Lady says: "What will I get out of it? Are you really expecting a lady like me to do free work for some rusty lookin' man like you."

Leo says: "I will give you my home cooking if you help us."

Lady says: "I'd rather have money tbh."

"Maybe then I can finally move to like.. Sipedro or something."

Leo says: "Oh uhh."

Thomas says: "Can't we discuss prices later?"

Lady says: "Like I'd trust a dirty man like you."

Thomas says: "KJKKJKDJKSDJ Okay I'll give you 1 gold nugget."

Lady says: "..GOLD!?"

Thomas says: "Yeah, the Luxurian currency"

Lady says: "Make that 10 gold nuggets."

Thomas says: "Listen I have a family to feed. And that family is called my stomach."

Lady says: "Ugh aren't all you Luxurians rich tho? 10 goldnuggets is probably nothing for you."

Thomas says: "I can settle for 5 gold nuggets. but not 10."

Lady says: "Hell no."

Thomas says: "Well then I guess you're not going to be getting any."

Lady says: "Ah..ugh, fine i guess i'll go with 5 gold nuggets."

"Since we're going to be "working" together for a bit I might as well introduce myself properly."

"My name is India."

Thomas says: "I'm Thomas."

Leo says: "I'm Leo. Nice to meet you."

India says: "Right, do you have any explosives?"

Thomas says: "Yes.. why?"

India says: "because we'll need to be exploding a lot of stuff to find Atlasite."

India says: "Okay but wait here a bit."

India runs off.

Thomas says: "what"

Leo says: "She's kind of pretty..."

Thomas says: "Are you seeing something I'm not? She looks kind of strange."

Leo says: "Ehe."

India comes back w/ a car.

India says: "Hop in. But don't dirty anything with your man hands."

Thomas says: "Uh okay"

Thomas and Leo hop in India's car.

India starts driving.

Thomas says: "These roads do not look safe..."

India says: "Yeah. At least a hundred kids die every year because of these crappy roads."

Leo says: "They should really add some railings."

After an hour of driving they finally get to some random place.

The trio get out of the car and start going down some deep cave.

Leo says: "It's kind of spooky here."

India says: "Alright I think we're deep enough.. Now, hand me those explosives."

Thomas says: "You better not kill us..."

India says: "..."

Thomas hands the explosives to India.

India throws it at one of the cave walls.

India says: "Nothing so far."

India continues doing this.

40 minutes later.

Leo says: "We're starting to run out of explosives."

Thomas says: "Are you sure you know where to find Atlasite?"

India says: "Atlasite is very rare to find okay???"

"I've only found like 2 pieces of Atlasite in my life time."

Thomas says: "Or maybe you just suck at your job ."

India says: "Ugh, men."

Leo says: "Let's not fight. I believe we will find that Atlasite!"

India throws another explosive and..

India says: "...Holy.."

Tons of Atlasite is found!

India says: "That's so much!?"

Thomas says: "Huh, it seems you actually found some."

"Thanks. We'll be taking all of this now."

India says: "Wait a minute.. Can I have some Atlasite?"

Thomas says: "I don't think we agreed on giving YOU any."

India says: "..."

Thomas says: "Anyway uh.. How do we actually get it tho.."

Leo says: "Maybe the pickaxes we got?"

Thomas says: "Oh yeah."

Thomas and Leo start mining the Atlasite while India just looks angrily at them.

After an hour Thomas and Leo finish up mining the Atlasite.

they put all the Atlasite in their backpacks.

Thomas and Leo turn around and notice India is gone.

Thomas says: "Where did she run off to?"

Thomas and Leo leave the cave and notice that India's car is gone..

Thomas says: "..."

"SHE DROVE OFF WITHOUT US!?"

Leo says: "..."

Thomas says: "GREAT! WHAT NOW?"

Leo says: "I think we're going to have to walk :sob:"

Thomas says: "Ugh."

And so Thomas and Leo followed the terrible Creepyland road.

After 6 hours of pain they finally get back to K.

Where they see India chilling and drinking some cola.

Which has cocaine in it because Creepyland moment.

Thomas says: "WHY DID YOU DRIVE AWAY???"

India says: "Because you dirty men decide not to share the Atlasite that I found."

Thomas says: "Whatever."

Thomas says: "Well then. Let's head home now."

India says: "Aha... aren't you going to pay me?"

Thomas says: "Aha... we don't have any actual money with us."

India says: "..."

"This is why I hate men"

Leo says: "Wait a second, we don't have Luxurian Gold Nuggets but we have real gold with us!"

Thomas says: "Oh yeah.."

Thomas pulls out a giant gold bar.

Thomas says: "Why did they give it to us anyway?"

India snatches the gold bar from Thomas.

India says: "Ehe."

Thomas says: "Wtf"

India says: "I deserve it. I did all that work for dirty pigs like you."

Thomas says: "..."

Leo says; "It's alright Thomas. We'll probably get loads of money after we come back home!"

Thomas says; "..Hmph.."

India says: "Byeeeee."

Thomas and Leo head back to Fries.

Leo says: "Hopefully those Narakamaians won't notice us."

Thomas and Leo arrive and quickly head for the portal.

They get thru safely.

Thomas says: "Phew...."

Leo says: "Now we just have to teleport back!"

Thomas says; "TELEPORT!?"

"Ugh.. I forgot about that"

"Hopefully I won't explode.."

Leo gets on the teleporter first.

He disappears.

Then Thomas hops on.

He also disappears.

They appear back at the lab thing.

It's covered in blood and flesh.

Thomas says: "WTFIUHWQEIUWHEUIH????"

Scientist says: "Yeah uh.. it looks like some kids from Creepyland used the teleporter..."

"And uh...."

"..."

"They kind of exploded."

"But it's okay because it's Creepyland."

Leo says: "..."

Scientist says: "Yeahh anyway did you get the Atlasite? It's been a few days already so like."

Thomas says: "A few days!?!?!?!?!?!"

Leo says: "Yeah we got it..!"

Scientist says: "Nice! take off the suits and backpack and put 'em over there."

"Then you can go home."

Thomas says: "What about our payment?"

Scientist says: "You'll get it soon enough."

Thomas and Leo leave the facility.

And so their day of adventure ends.


Meanwhile in Luxuria (again)...

Thomas and Leo have been requested to do something again, ugh.

Thomas and Leo have been told to go to the desert again.

Leo says: "What do you think they want from us."

Thomas says: "They better not make us go to Narakam again.."

The ground under them disappears and they slide down into the facility like last time.

Scientist says: "Welcome back!"

Thomas says: "What do we have to do this time?"

Scientist says: "We need you to go to Narakam again."

Thomas says: "No thank you."

Scientist says: "Haha funny! Anyway.."

"We need you to find a place with Magma on Narakam. Since Yata magma just won't do."

Thomas says: "Kjkwejroiwrwehiurhiuwe what do you mean Yata magma just won't do??"

Scientist says: "..."

"So anyway here's some supplies like last time.."

"And here's a scientific iPad you can use to record the coordinates!"

Leo says: "Ohh funky!"

"Hey I wonder if we will see India again."

Scientist says: "Hm?"

Thomas says: "Wait a sec are we getting paid for this?? You didn't pay us last time."

Scientist says: "Ehhh.. We are having a few money problems currently you could say.. So we can't pay you."

Thomas says: "..."

"I'm not doing this then."

Scientist says: "Heyy come on! If you do it you will get a huge sum of money in the future!"

"You'll be the heroes of Luxuria if you do this."

Thomas says: "..."

"Ugh fine. I doubt you'll let me leave anyway."

Scientist pulls out the teleporter.

Scientist says: "Good news! You are less likely to explode."

"But there's a new side effect I think idk lol."

Thomas says: "Fun."

Leo and Thomas grab the supplies they were given and hop on the teleporter.

They vanish and then they are in Creepyland again.

They head into the Creepyland portal and now they're in Narakam.

Thomas says: "..."

"So where do we start looking?"

Leo says: "Maybe we can go ask India?"

Thomas says: "No way. She's crazy."

Leo says: "Yeah but she's pretty."

Thomas says: "No."

Leo says: "Well if you have better leads then go ahead."

Thomas says: "..."

"FINE."

Thomas and Leo head to K and don't notice any magma because they're dumb.

They arrive and find India right away.

Thomas says: "We found her but.. What is she doing?"

India is fighting a 7 year old.

India says: "NO WAY IN HELL I'LL LET YOU TAKE MY WINE BOTTLE!"

7 year old says: "OH YEAH!??? WELL I FRICKED YOUR MOM LLOL!!!!!!"

India says: "Oh chile you found her?"

7 year old says: "What."

India punches the 7 year old.

India says: "GOT YOU OFF GUARD LMAO!"

Thomas says: "Right this isn't okay."

Thomas stops the fight.

India says: "Ew don't touch me."

Thomas says: "Why are you punching 7 year olds?? Anyway.. can you help us again.. aha.."

India says: "No thanks. I've had enough with helping men like you find Atlasite."

Thomas says: "We aren't looking for Atlasite.. Can you help us find magma?"

India says: "..."

"There's magma literally everywhere why do you need my help."

Thomas says: "..."

"IF IT'S EVERYWHERE WHY WERE WE SENT TO FIND COORDINATES FOR IT??"

Leo says: "..."

India says: "Ugh follow me."

India takes the two of them to the nearest magma patch.

India says: "Congratulations. You may leave now."

Leo says: "Thank you."

Thomas uses the ipad to record the coordinates.

Thomas and Leo then go back to the facility.

Scientist says: "Ohhh, how quick."

Thomas says: "Magma is literally everywhere in Narakam.. Why did you tell us to go???"

Scientist says: "I don't know. I'm not the one giving orders."

"Anyway you may leave now!"

Leo and Thomas go home.

Once again.. Leo and Thomas have been called for another mission.

The head to the desert as always, and slide down into the facility.

Scientist says: "Haha, I'm sorry you've been called out again... I promise that today is going to be the last mission!"

Thomas says: "Don't tell me it's another one in Narakam."

Scientist says: "Ehe!"

Thomas says: "oiUHWQUIUIEWRUIEHWR"

"Ugh. You better not be lying."

Scientist says: "Why would somebody who works for the government lie??"

Scientist says: "Anywayy.."

The scientist hands over the supplies to Thomas and Leo.

Scientist says: "Today you'll be looking forr.... Quartz."

Thomas says: "Yeah, yeah let's just get this over with."

"Do we have to record the coordinates?"

Scientist says: "Mhm!"

Thomas says: "Can you tell us how it looks like"

Scientist says: "Get on the teleporter!"

Thomas says: "wh-"

Thomas and Leo teleport to Creepyland.

Leo says: "Isn't it cool how we haven't exploded yet!"

Thomas says: "Don't jinx it."

Thomas and Leo head into the portal to Narakam.

Thomas says: "Let's go ask India for help. Even if I hate her."

Leo says: "I think she's a nice person. Maybe she's just had a tough childhood."

Thomas says: "..."

Thomas and Leo head to K for the third time.

They look around for India.

Thomas says: "Where is she..??"

India says: "Ugh not you again."

Thomas says: "Great you're here."

"We need you to help us find some.. Quartz.."

India says: "..."

"There's quartz literally EVERYWHERE."

"..."

Thomas says: "WELL NOT MY FAULT WE WEREN'T TOLD HOW QUARTZ LOOKS LIKE."

Thomas says: "What."

India says: "Anyway how much quartz are you looking for?"

Thomas says: "We were told to record the coordinates or something."

Suddenly..

Some troops surround the trio.

India says: "I never see any adult men around here other than these idiots."

Just a heads up if you didn't notice, some troops have surrounded India, Thomas and Leo.

Thomas says: "Wait.. aren't you guys also Luxurians?"

"I thought only we were supposed to come here?"

Soldier says: "Well yes but actually no."

"Do you know what your actual mission was?"

Leo says: "Getting random Narakam stuff?"

Soldier says: "No. Your mission was to find India."

"And it seems you've done it somehow. We'd thought it would've taken longer."

Thomas says: "Wait.. what? Why? She's just some raging old lady."

India says: "I'M NOT OLD"

Soldier says: "She's not just some old lady, she's apart of the George Family Lineage."

"Aka the Luxurian Royal Family."

Thomas says: "LIKALSDKLASDLAK Nice joke."

India says: "...No. I don't believe this."

"But like.. then again being a princess sounds kind of fine."

Soldier says: "I mean, technically you are a princess."

"But like, we're gonna have to kill you."

India says: "Haha..."

"What."

"How are you so sure that I'm even apart of the Luxurian Royal Family??"

Soldier says: "We aren't. That's why we have to capture you first."

India says: ".."

"Like I'd let some dirty old men touch me."

Soldier says: "That's too bad."

Thomas says: "Wait why didn't you tell us that was our mission?"

Soldier says: "Knowing your radical personalities you would've let her go."

Thomas says: "hell nah I hate her."

Leo says: "..."

Leo says: "OMG IS THAT TERRY TEUR?????"

Leo points somewhere.

Soldier says: "Wait what"

The soldiers look at where Leo pointed at.

Leo then grabs India's hand and starts running away.

Thomas says: "UOIHEWIUORHWEUOIRHWEUIORHWEUOIRH"

Soldier says: "WE'VE BEEN TRICKED."

India says: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING I'M PROBABLY NOT EVEN THE CHICK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT."

Leo says: "BUT WHAT IF YOU ARE?? I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU DIE. "

India says: "Huh? That's the first time somebodies ever said that to me."

Leo says: "ANYWAY YOU KNOW NARAKAM BETTER THAN ME WHERE DO WE RUN??"

India says: "THIS A ONE WAY ROAD, IT LEADS TO APPENDIX."

"UUH.. AFTER THAT WE CAN RUN TO.."

"CALIFORNIA??? BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS."

India says: "Also how are we outrunning them? You're kinda... You know.."

Leo says: "?"

Meanwhile with Thomas.

Two of the soldiers have apprehended him.

Thomas says: "I DIDN'T EVEN HELP HER ESCAPE WHY AREY OU DOING THIS"

Soldier says: "You're still suspicious."

Back with India and Leo.

India and Leo have gotten tired from running.

Leo says: "Sheesh."

India says: "Do you have some sort of map??"

Leo says: "Uhh.. I have the weird coordinate box we were given."

Leo checks it out.

Leo says: "Hmm.. It seems to work sort of like a map. The location of K is here. and some other things"

Suddenly the hear shouting from the distance.

It's the soldiers.

Leo says: "oIJWIERHWEIJRHWEIJRHWIRJHWER RUNUNRUNRURNRUN"

India says: "SHOOT, WE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN IN MY CAR"

Leo says: "UHHHHHH IF WE GET TO APPENDIX WE CAN GO TO SOME.."

"THE RICYT IJASDKAJSFD I CNA'T READ WHEN I'MR UNGINTGWETIUYH"

While running.. A car starts driving towards Leo and India.

It's Dream.

Dream says: "WATCH OUT!! YOU'LL RUIN MY SPEEDRUN"

India says: "GIVE US THE CAR!!!"

Dream says: "BUT MY SPEEDRUN!!?!?!??! Also i have minors to manipulate at 5."

Leo says: "I'VE GOT THIS."

Dream does not stop the car.

Just as the car almost hits leo.. Leo does a sick jump onto the car and hits dream in the face.

Dream gets knocked out for plot reasons.

Leo says: "GET IN THE CAR INDIA DRIVE IT"

Leo moves Dream in the backseat and India gets in.

India starts driving the car backwards because the road is too thin.

Soldier says: "STOP THAT!!!"

The soldiers pull out their guns and start shooting.

Leo says: "KHKJHWEKJRHWEJR DUCK"

India says: "I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS.. WE'LL FALL"

Leo starts to look through his bag looking for something to throw at the soldiers.

Leo sees a gold bar and throws it at the soldiers.

Leo just starts throwing any heavy object he can find at the soldiers.

This slows down the soldiers.

India says: "Do you have any explosives?? We could explode the bridge. Lava is under us so.."

Leo says: "Uh.."

Leo stressfully looks.

Leo finds one piece of explosives.

Leo says: "I FOUND SOME"

"BUT.. WE NEED SOMETHING TO LIGHT IT WITH!"

India grabs a lighter out of her hair because she doesn't have any pockets.

India says: "TAKE IT"

"THROW IT"

Leo lights the explosive and throws it at the bridge.

The bridge explodes.

The soldiers don't get hit by the explosion but they can't cross.

India says: "SUCKERS!"

India at one point is able to turn the car around and she is now driving normally.

India says: "Phew.. Hopefully that'll keep em busy.."

Leo says: "Uh.. When we get to appendix let's go to-"

Dream says: "wtf"

India says: "Wait you didn't kick him out of the car??"

Leo says: "I felt bad :("

Dream says: "DUDE YOU JUST RUINED MY SPEEDRUN"

"Oh whatever it was a fake speed run anyway."

"Why did you two literally steal my car."

Leo says: "We're running away from the goverment."

Dream says: "Yeah. Can you give back my car?"

India says: "When we get back to Appendix."

Dream says: "Ok,"

After a while they finally get to Appendix.

Dream gets back his car.

And he drives off.

Leo says: "We should've told him about the road being broken."

India says: "Yeah anyway."

Leo says: "Let's head to California! So where's the road."

India says: "There is no road."

Leo says: "Aha.. what"

Leo says: "But then what's that?"

Leo points to a road.

India says: "..."

"SINCE WHEN"

India says: "Ugh if I knew a road was here I would've knocked that green guy out."

India says: "Well whatever. It's too late now.. Let's start walking.."

Leo says: "..Yeah."

"I'm kind of hungry.."

"And thirsty.."

India says: "Not my problem.."

India and Leo start their long adventure to California in Exile.

California says ...Are people coming down the path... I should go help them.. aha...

After walking for a bit they start getting more tired.

India says: "It's hot.."

Leo says: "Like you.."

India says: "what"

Leo says: "what"

Leo says: "Uhhh, the suit I'm wearing helps me feel less hot I think.. i could give it to you?"

India says: "No way. I don't want to wear used man clothes."

Leo says: "Why do you hate men so much?"

India says: "...."

Awkward silence.

Leo says: "Hey so.. They said you were apart of the Luxurian Royal Family?"

India says: "Maybe. I've never see my parents."

"I don't know what happened to them."

Leo says: "I don't know much about the royal family.. "

India says: "Same."

"Also.. I've never even been to Luxuria. So I doubt I could be any princess."

"I've always lived in Narakam."

Leo says: "Huh, so did anyone take care of you?"

India says: "...."

"That's not important."

Leo says: "Okay.."

India says: "So, how's the outside world?"

Leo says: "Not very good.. There's always some conflict.."

India says: "I bet it's because of men."

Leo says: "haha"

India says: "How close are we to California?"

Leo says: "Pretty close! We'll be there soon!"

30 minutes later they finally get to Vannakaram.

California says Hey besties who the FUCK are you.

Leo says: "Uhhhhh"

"I'm Leo and i used to be a Luxurian soldier"

"Because i just went against them lol!"

India says: "I'm from Creepyland ok anyway please let us stay here."

India and Leo chill in Vannakaram.

Leo says: "So do we just stay here?"

India says: "Probably not. The Luxurians will probably be smart and also follow the road like we did."

Leo says: "I wonder if this place has a portal to Yata..."

India says: "Let's ask."

Leo and India ask some Californians or something if there's a portal in Vannarakam.

Californian says Yeah why

Leo says: "Can we use it?"

Californian says I mean you can technically but like none of us use it. Dont know why tho.

Leo says: "Thanks can you show us where your portal is aha."

Californian says Oh yeah its like over there.

Leo says: "okay!"

Leo says: "Let's go India."

India says: "...Okay.."

".."

India and Leo go through the portal they appear in a basement.

The portal closes.

Some guy comes out and says.

"Who are you and why are you in my house??"

India says: "Wtf"

"Uh, who are you"

Leo says: "Uhh"

"We're ghosts."

"And this is a dream."

Guy says "...Right"

"You're dreaming"

"Trust me"

Guy says Wait ill be back wait a sec.

Guy leaves the basement and closes door behind him.

India says: ".."

"Let's leave."

Leo says: "But he said we should wait for him."

They start to hear a small sound from the corner of the room

India says: "..What the hell is that sound."

"Tsshhhhhhh"

India says: "???"

Gas starts to come out of a small box.

Leo says: "WHAT'S THAT"

Gas begins spreading across the room.

Leo says: "WAIT, DON'T BREATHE IT IN!"

India says: "wjhejwe"

They start to feel rather tired.

India says: "No..Not again.."


"California" says Luxuria.

Luxuria says: ",,,?"

"California" says I seem top have captured some Luxurian fugitives.

Luxurian says: "Huh,"

"California" Says From my Narakam portal emerged a Luxurian soldier and a middle aged woman.

From their person I have evidence of their names being "Leo" and "India"

Would this match up with anyone you are looking for?

Luxuria says: "Yes,,,"

"California" Says I will deliver them to you, Where would you want them.

Luxuria says: ",,,Atherton Beach"

"California" Says Very well.

Californian navy sends a crate containing the incapacitated Leo and India.

"California" Says Package delivered.

Luxuria says: ",,,"

The Luxurian soldiers pick up the crate.


...

...

...

Leo says: "..What a nice dream.."

"..."

"Wait.. This isn't my house??"

"WAIT WHERE AM I"

"It's so dark too.."

"Is anybody here?"

India says: "Shut up.."

Leo says: "India!?"

India says: ".."

"Where are we?"

Thomas says: "No clue."

Leo says: "THOMAS!?"

Thomas says: ".."

Leo says: "What are you doing here??"

Thomas says: "GOOD QUESTION! I didn't even do anything."

"YOU were the one that started running away."

Leo says: "Sorry.."

Thomas says: "You should've just let them capture her. I doubt she's apart of the Royal Family anyway-"

Suddenly a door opens and light comes into the room.

Scientist says: "Good morning! How are you all holding up?"

Thomas says: "Oh not you again. Are you here to get us out?"

Scientist says: "I've come to congratulate you two on the success of your mission! You found THE India!"

"We did a blood test and it seems she actually is apart of the royal family!"

India says: "W-What.."

"Then what happened to my parents!? Did they think I was a disappointment so they abandoned me??"

Scientist says: "Oh no, don't be so harsh on yourself.. Your parents were killed by their sibling."

Thomas says: "Sibling? Do you mean Siblings?"

Scientist says: "No! India is a product of incest :smiley:"

India says: "Why were they killed?? Why was I taken to Narakam in the first place!?"

Scientist says: "They were killed because Liam II was scared of the other family members taking away the throne from him in the future."

"But that's not important right now."

"Your own special execution will be happening soon! With your two friends."

Thomas says: "Wait.. No.. I'm not her friend.."

"Please let me go, I haven't done anything to help them??"

Scientist says: "Your fate will still be the same even if we let you live now."

"Trust me.. It'll be better to die now."

Thomas says: "YOU'RE BEING UNFAIR!"

Scientist says: "Might as well tell that to Terry when you get there :)"

Soldiers come into the room and take the three of them somewhere..

They are thrown into some pretty dark but you can still see a big room.

India says: "Why kill me.. I wouldn't even be fit to rule Luxuria.."

Thomas says: "..Like you're the one to talk right now! Because of you I'll be killed!"

India says: "HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?? I DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED"

Leo says: "Calm down guys! Do you really want to spend your last minutes of living arguing?"

India says: "..."

Thomas says: "Tsk..."

Suddenly somebody else comes into the room.

Thomas says: "Huh..?"

??? says: "Hello."

Leo says: "Isn't that.. Terry?"

Terry says: "..."

Terry says: "How.. Are you?"

Thomas says: "..."

"Are you really asking us that?"

"..You're going to kill us.."

"But why are you going to kill me!?"

"I haven't done anything!?"

Terry says: "It'll.. be okay."

"I'm sorry.. I can't explain it to you now."

Thomas says: "..."

"Why are you acting like some good guy.. You're going to kill us. There's nothing good about you..."

"Didn't you also.. kill your own wife!? Tsk.."

Terry says: "..."

Suddenly.. Leo tackles Terry!

Leo says: "RUN!"

Terry says: "...?"

The tackle doesn't affect Terry.

Thomas says: "HOW DID YOU UNTIE YOURSELF-"

Leo says: "JUST RU-"

Terry shoves his hand through Leos chest.

Terry says: "I'm sorry.."

Leo drops a lighter.

India quick grabs the lighter and sets Terrys clothes on fire.

Terry says: "Oh....."

India says: "THOMAS"

India runs thru the door and Thomas follows.

Terry doesn't follow.

Terry puts out the fire on his clothes.

Terry says: "..."

"Why.. Didn't I kill them..?"

Meanwhile with Thomas and India.

Thomas says: "SHOOTIUHIUWIU SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT"

"WHERE'S THE EXIT!?"

"WHERE EVEN ARE WE!?"

India says: "I SEE SOME LADDERS OVER THERE"

Thomas unties himself because the rope is loose.

India does too.

They climb the ladders.

Thomas looks behind to see if anybody is following and..

He sees Terry just looking at them in the hallway.

Thomas says: "iUHWUIEORHWEUORHWEUOIRWGEUYORG"

"MOVE MOVE MOVE"

India says: "THIS PLACE IS EVEN SMALLER"

They're in some small room.

India opens the door and it's..

Atherton palace?

India says: "THIS PLACE IS GIVING ME DEJA VU"

Thomas and India run out of the palace.

India says: "AH.."

"..It's so.. bright.."

India looks at the sky.

It's a light blue with some clouds.

India says: "..."

Thomas says: "STOP STARING AT THE SKY AND RUNUIWHRUIWHERUIWEHR"

India says: "OH, SORRY."

Thomas and India run to Atherton Beach.

They see a crowd of people.

They run into the crowd.

Thomas says: "What the helliuqwehuiwqheuiwrhuihr"

"Wait.. LEO"

"SHOOT"

India says: "Leo.."

Thomas says: "He sacrIficed himself for us.."

Thomas says: "..Tsk.. It should've been you who died."

"You were the one they were after in the first place."

"You just brought us down."

India says: "..."

India says: "Whatever.."

"It doesn't seem like that guy is anywhere here.."

Thomas says: "That Terry Teur.. Is a scary man.."

Back with Terry.

Soldiers says: "Uh.. Mister Terry.. Do we chase those two?"

Terry says: "..."

"I.. Don't know."

Soldiers says: "..."

Terry says: "You.. can leave."

The soldiers leave the room.

Terry whispers to himself: "Why.. couldn't I kill them..?"

Meanwhile back w/ India and Thomas.

Thomas says: "Ugh.. I guess we're gonna have to leave the country.."

"But how.."

India says: "..."

India leaves the crowd.

She then runs into someone.

??? says: "Oop-"

India says: "Ew, a man."

??? says: "How are you so sure?"

India says: "Ah-"

??? Says: "But yeah I'm a man."

"You good? You look scared.."

India says: "I don't know who you are."

??? says: "Haha.. Trueee.."

"Okay well.. My name iss..."

"..."

"Arminnnn...."

India says: "..."

"My name is India."

Armin says: "Huh."

"Hey you know, living in Luxuria kind of sucks. I know how we can get to Luvuria."

India says: "What the hell is a Luvuria."

Armin says: "Trust me"

India says: "No way.. You could be another guy out to get me.."

Armin says: "That's the last thing I would want to do."

India says: "You're so suspicious.."

"You're even wearing gloves, don't kidnappers wear gloves??"

Armin says: "Nonon you got me all wrong."

"I wear gloves because my hands are prosthetic."

India says: "Huh"

Armin takes off the glove to show off his robot arm.

Armin says: "Also.. I have something to tell you."

Armin whispers something to India.

India says: "..."

"What..?"

Armin says: "Trust me.. Plus we don't have much time. Luxurian Soldiers will be looking for us soon enough."

India says: "..."

"Fine.. But don't touch me."

And so the story ends. Armin helps India escape from Luxuria.

And Thomas tries to figure out how to get out of Luxuria as well.

The end.


Continued in "Blood is Thicker Than Water"

HISTORY
Before 0 CE Ancient History β€’ The Tales of the Crystallians β€’ Extinction of the Ancientfolk β€’ First Human-Yomtach War β€’ Ancient History β€’ The Great Sleep (The Great Dream) β€’ Theian Cataclysm
0 CE - 56 CE Lost Archives β€’ First Furry War β€’ Second Furry War β€’ Rising tensions β€’ The Empire Wars β€’ Kalevian War of Independence β€’ Catherian era β€’ Later Empire Wars β€’ First Void War - Aftermath β€’ Discovery of the Eirnics β€’ Eighth Yetian Revolution β€’ Beginning of the Eirnic-Yetia Partnership β€’ Second England War β€’ Void Energy Deal β€’ Information found about The Giver β€’ 3 Day War β€’ Yetian Reform β€’ Founding of Poavak β€’ Luxurian Investigation β€’ Poavak-Manzheboyi War β€’ New Empire War β€’ Eirnic Controversy and Alpine Investigation β€’ Ninth Yetian Revolution β€’ Treaty of Ukraine β€’ Liquim β€’ Czecho-Hungaria Conflict β€’ The Snap β€’ World War 1 β€’ Treaty of Taipei
57 CE - 99 CE 57 Scandimarian Election β€’ Waclaw Independence Referendum β€’ Yetian War of Independence β€’ The Reversal β€’ Establishment of Linelandic Russia β€’ Yetian Refugee Crisis β€’ Third England War β€’ Red Leader's Investigation of YARS β€’ Fourth England War β€’ Abardean-Sizzlean War β€’ Luxurian Military Base Raid β€’ Yetian Wars of Reconquest β€’ The Plague β€’ Korean War of Independence β€’ Establishment of Choros β€’ Linelandic Revolution β€’ World War 2 β€’ Red Leader's collaboration with Drago β€’ Twelfth Yetian Civil War β€’ Proclamation of the Luxurian Empire β€’ Luxurian-Spinese War β€’ Luxurian-Sizzlean War β€’ Luxurian-Abardean War β€’ Luxurian-Linelandic War β€’ Sizzlean Revolution β€’ World War 3 β€’ 13th Yetian Civil War β€’ Sizzlean Succession Crisis β€’ Second Abardean-Sizzlean War β€’ Poavakian War of Independence β€’ Third Furry War β€’ Fifth England War β€’ Luxurian Restoration β€’ Spinese-Celtic War β€’ Yorican Revolution β€’ Beginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani Alliance β€’ Discovery of Narakam β€’ Hybrite Invasion of Yetia β€’ 14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian War β€’ North Italian War of Independence β€’ Red Leader's attack on Yata β€’ Discovery of the NLE β€’ Yetian Constitutional Crisis β€’ Sixth England War β€’ Second Sizzlean-Yetian War β€’ Linelandic-Sizzlean War β€’ Seventh England War β€’ Sizzlean-Yetian Acts of Union β€’ Assassination of O;)(β™€γ€Šojn€€(♀β–ͺοΈγ€Šβ—‹0γ€Š9♀(jinsjimx β€’ SYE-Waclaw War β€’ SYE-Utsong War β€’ Investigation into the NLE β€’ Christmas Rebellion β€’ SYE-Abard War β€’ Eighth England War β€’ Luxurian Agent Interview β€’ Islandian Civil War β€’ World War 4 β€’ A tale of a Sipedroan Soldier β€’ Katie Johnroo's Musical Career β€’ Death of Pedro El Fiesta β€’ Second Yetian War of Independence β€’ Furry War Revenge β€’ Sizzlean Reunification War β€’ Expansion of Wales β€’ Restoration of England β€’ Discovering the Empire of Yata β€’ Year 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match β€’ 12 Day War β€’ Operation Thunder & Operation Sandstrike β€’ Sarpistani Civil War β€’ Investigating Greenland β€’ Yatan-Human Conflict β€’ Deposition of Henry El Fiesta β€’ Second Linelandic Civil War β€’ Spinese Assassination Attempt β€’ Second Human-Yomtach War β€’ Luxurian Purge β€’ Scandimarian-Yumranrujg War β€’ Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh War β€’ NLE-Luxurian War β€’ Waclaw-British War β€’ 15th Yetian Civil War β€’ Yetian Subjugation of Abard β€’ Harsens Disease Outbreak β€’ Portal Incident β€’ Third Yetian-Kalevian War β€’ Second North Italian War of Independence β€’ Kyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg War β€’ Patrky's Revolution β€’ Second Luxurian-Spinese War β€’ Red Leader's Second Attack on Yata β€’ Alicorn Civil War β€’ Second Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh War β€’ Establishment of Petoria β€’ World War 5 β€’ Spinese Cave Investigation β€’ Hunt for Big Chungus β€’ Utsongan Civil War β€’ Scramble for Oceania β€’ PEROHIVE Expansion β€’ Ninth England War β€’ Second Luxurian-Abardean War β€’ 91 Yetian General Election β€’ Quatritonian Civil War β€’ Settlement of Velodoland β€’ 16th Yetian Civil War β€’ Quatritonian-Kalevian War β€’ Quatritonian-Yetian War β€’ Kelli Velvet in Sipedro β€’ Luxurian Travel Bans β€’ Quatritonian Coup and Turkish Genocide β€’ Doge's 93 CE Reveals β€’ NSE Communications Imitator Project β€’ Titicaca Investigation β€’ Second Quatritonian-Yetian War β€’ George Family Relocation β€’ Coronavirus Outbreak β€’ First Xindao War β€’ Second Xindao War β€’ Second Quatritonian Civil War β€’ Construction of the Titanic β€’ Svalbard Investigation β€’ Italian Civil War β€’ Poavakian Nuclear Program β€’ 19th Yetian Civil War β€’ Asophanian Climatator Experiment β€’ Melbourne Crisis β€’ Third Quatritonian Civil War β€’ Third Quatritonian-Yetian War β€’ The Biomass β€’ Yetian Laser-Tower Test β€’ Kalevian-Luvakhian War β€’ 96' World Cup β€’ Sarpistani Oil Discovery β€’ Third Sizzlean-Utsongan War β€’ Monarchy Abolished in Nilastan β€’ Ceylon Conflict β€’ 97 Hongerswak Conflict β€’ Chorosian Civil War β€’ First Contact with Mei'ra β€’ Parahuman Highschool β€’ Prelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE World War 6 β€’ Poavakian Revolution β€’ First Contact with Blargs β€’ Recognition of Creepyland β€’ 20th Yetian Civil War β€’ How no-one could save Tritonia β€’ Echtonian War of Succession β€’ Yetian-Yomtach War β€’ Yomtach Invasion of North America β€’ Yomtach-Waclaw War β€’ Gus-Uz'Bei War β€’ Third Human-Yomtach War β€’ Creepyland-Peterland War β€’ Formation of Nakmai β€’ Formation of Goldaria β€’ Movement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil War β€’ Luvakhian Civil War β€’ Poavak-Creepyland Dispute β€’ Hongerswakan-Ugandan War β€’ William Anssen's Return β€’ Poavakian Coup β€’ Discovery of the Biomass Crimson β€’ Resurrection of Peter Griffin β€’ First Contact with Wabbolans β€’ Shibe Isles War of Independence β€’ War of Griffin β€’ Tenth England War β€’ 21st Yetian Civil War β€’ 22nd Yetian Civil War β€’ World War 7 β€’ The Regenerator Array β€’ Second Sarpistani Civil War β€’ Preparation against Iujadogia β€’ Cornish Uprising of 104 β€’ Kangaroo-Luxurian War β€’ Linelandic-Taiwanese War β€’ Sizzlean Succession Crisis of 104 β€’ 23rd Yetian Civil War β€’ Iujadogian-Yatan War β€’ Formation of Zina β€’ Second Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan War β€’ Second Great Fire of Yetia β€’ Sipedroan Civil War β€’ Goldarian Civil War β€’ Creepyland Satan Crisis β€’ British-Yetian War β€’ World War 8 β€’ Discovery of the Yetia City Catacombs β€’ The Castrovalence Crisis Begins β€’ Second Melbourne Crisis β€’ Second Chorosian Civil War β€’ 24th Yetian Civil War β€’ Tanumian War of Independence β€’ Restoration of Apothelis β€’ Kalevian Civil War β€’ Discord Crisis β€’ Chungus' Invasion of Pandaland β€’ Second Utsongan Civil War β€’ Fourth Yetian-Tritonian War β€’ Yetian Blackout β€’ William III's Disputes β€’ Sarpistan War of 109 β€’ Attack of Godzilla β€’ Utsongan-Nilastani War β€’ Yetian-Italian War β€’ Kelli Velvet Remarries β€’ Scandimarian Amnesia β€’ Marriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr. β€’ Return of General Esuap β€’ 25th Yetian Civil War β€’ Utsongan Invasion of Xinan β€’ Second Sipedroan-Nopedroan War β€’ Fiji War β€’ 26th Yetian Civil War β€’ Utsongan-Nakmaian War β€’ East African War β€’ Sarpistan War of 110 β€’ 27th Yetian Civil War β€’ Secession of Palladia and Persium β€’ Poavakian-Osanian War β€’ Third Sipedroan-Nopedroan War β€’ Kalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic Crisis β€’ Creepyland's Gacha Content β€’ The Homolution β€’ Fourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War β€’ Third Linelandic Civil War β€’ Linelandic-Alinyan War β€’ Spinese Great Purge β€’ Eleventh England War β€’ Formation of Piggy Island β€’ Fifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War β€’ Irish Mind Block Incident β€’ Asian Worker's War β€’ First Nihilist War β€’ Yetian-Nordic War β€’ Second East African War β€’ Irish-Kaurian War β€’ Zheng War β€’ Tritonian-Palladian War β€’ "Irish"-Yetian War β€’ Nopedroan Re-Secession Attempt β€’ Garfield Unveiled β€’ Albanian War β€’ Genocide in the Third Yetian Empire β€’ Yetian Intervention War β€’ Yetian Reunification War β€’ Sixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War β€’ First Contact with the Bejrik Order β€’ Second Kalevian Civil War β€’ Yetian Reunification β€’ Arrival of Theia β€’ YNF's Escape to Theia β€’ Great African War β€’ Second Nihilist War β€’ First Contact with the Theian Natives β€’ Osanian-Q'naran War β€’ Triseparatist War β€’ 117 Quatritonian General Election β€’ Second Great African War β€’ Fall of Asophania β€’ H5N1 Outbreak & Bird-Human War β€’ Humamboan Civil War β€’ Yorican Civil War β€’ Fourth Linelandic Civil War β€’ Manchurian-Mongolian War β€’ Rediscovery of the Yetai β€’ Luxurian War of Succession β€’ Aldurian-Sarpistani War β€’ African Revolutionary War β€’ Unification of Great Sizzle β€’ Iujado-Scandimarian War β€’ 12th England War β€’ Kalevian War β€’ Second Linelandic-Sizzlean War β€’ Sizzlean Economic Interventions β€’ 28th Yetian Civil War β€’ Fourth Abardean-Sizzlean War β€’ Sarpistani Reassertion War β€’ Second Yetian Intervention War β€’ Italo-Venetian War β€’ First Contact with the Kuiper Belt β€’ Niederish Revolution β€’ Inter-Yetian War β€’ Cocalan War of Independence β€’ Iujado-Luvakhian War β€’ Nilastani Civil War β€’ The Girl's Release β€’ Polar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 Tests β€’ Second Aldurian-Sarpistani War β€’ Sarpistani Succession Reform β€’ Balkan Crisis β€’ Iujado-Yetian War β€’ Iujado-Macanese War β€’ Second Iujadogian-Yatan War β€’ Nay'Bling Crisis β€’ Poavakian Civil War β€’ Rebecca and Duloc β€’ Third East African War β€’ 29th Yetian Civil War β€’ Second Yetian Wars of Reconquest β€’ 124 Tritonian Elections β€’ 30th Yetian Civil War β€’ Discovery of the Pocket Dimension Device β€’ Collapse of the UQSR β€’ Doluro crosses Velara β€’ Birth of the World Defence Initiative β€’ Inter-Theian Revolt War & Isernotarian-Dulovan War β€’ Bornholm War β€’ Narakam Expedition β€’ Yetevian Revolution β€’ Resolution of the Tanume Dispute β€’ World War 9 β€’ Second Inter-Yetian War β€’ ILCADOS Incident β€’ Chains of Nihilantis β€’ Sarpistani Assassination Plot β€’ Chau Binh's Resignation β€’ Second Kalevian-Luvakhian War β€’ Tritonia Investigation β€’ Luvamatrilia, Piggy Island, and Spisos engage in "Diplomacy" β€’ Apothilene-Tritonian War β€’ Seventh Sipedroan-Nopedroan War β€’ 31st Yetian Civil War β€’ Death of Safir Pianga β€’ Creepylandian-Nakmaian War β€’ Aldurian Partition War β€’ Battle of Vannakaram β€’ Invasion of the YNF Remnants β€’ World War 10 β€’ Post-WW10 Conflicts β€’ Sub-Palladia Investigation β€’ Rebecca and Duloc 2 β€’ Fifth Linelandic Civil War β€’ Third Kalevian-Luvakhian War β€’ 32nd Yetian Civil War β€’ Furry War Vengance β€’ Poavakian-Luvurian War β€’ George the Tree Incident β€’ Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War β€’ Formation of Dina β€’ Ellarian-Malakian War β€’ Iujadogia returns to Theia β€’ Biomass Crimson Crisis β€’ Fate of the Replaced β€’ Yanheian War of Independence β€’ Nihilantis' Attack on Yata β€’ Anti-Zina Conspiracy β€’ Merger of Yata and Theia β€’ Yakamotomotoian-Zinan War β€’ Required Heartbreak β€’ Nihilantis Returns β€’ Eighth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War β€’ Nihilantis, Sun of Yata β€’ Kaurian War β€’ Sarpistani-Yetian War β€’ Hayasian Civil War β€’ Linelandic-Tritonian Cooperation Agreement β€’ Subjugation of Yakamotomoto β€’ Second Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War β€’ Octoseparatist War β€’ Second Sarpistani-Yetian War β€’ Macanese-West Malian War β€’ Goldarian-Khatian War β€’ Sizzlean-Shenguese War β€’ Antarctic Protocol β€’ Godzilla Strikes Again β€’ Second Spinese-Celtic War
150 CE - 199 CE Mingese Civil War β€’ 'Spores' Outbreak β€’ Backrooms Arc β€’ The Hunger Games β€’ Liberation of Humanity β€’ Lizarbian Civil War β€’ Inter-Piangan War β€’ Second Yorican Civil War β€’ Sipedroan-Lustlandian War β€’ Sipedroan-Itachian War β€’ Palladian Revolution β€’ World War 11 β€’ Yamatoan Colonization Initiative β€’ Return to Timeline-002 β€’ Dark Nebula β€’ Fourth Human-Yomtach War β€’ Global Partition Treaty β€’ Itachian War of Independence β€’ First Tiujuana Partition War β€’ Fourth East African War β€’ Second Tiujuana Partition War β€’ Chernobyl Meltdown β€’ SDS-003 Update β€’ Duloc and Pasagre β€’ Yetian-Apothilene War β€’ World War 12 β€’ Second Homolution β€’ Founding of TERAPRO β€’ Sipedroan Elections β€’ Ruthenian War β€’ Luxurian Civil War β€’ The Order of Ganymede Awakens β€’ Final Reunification of Sipedro β€’ Formation of the ACDL β€’ Charalandish-Texan War β€’ Erin Stevens' Medical Problems β€’ Zinan-Luxurian War β€’ Omnistat War β€’ Goo-Yatan War β€’ Battle of Triton β€’ Space Cable Incident β€’ Fall of Nay'Bling β€’ Spinese Civil War β€’ Osanian-Volhian War β€’ Fifth East African War β€’ Nakmaian Purge β€’ Luxurian-Poavakian War β€’ Valindra's Ascension β€’ World War 13 β€’ Abyyskan-Spinese War β€’ Abyyskan-Yamalian War β€’ Abyyskan-Red Army War β€’ My Unforgettable Foe β€’ Abyyskan-Luvamatrilian War β€’ Abyyskan-Luvakhian War β€’ World War 14 β€’ Beta Sol Incident β€’ 176 Rossiyan Election β€’ Rossiyan Civil War β€’ Second Omnistat War β€’ Adriatic-Rossiyan War β€’ Adriatic-Yetian War β€’ 33rd Yetian Civil War β€’ 13th England War β€’ 180 Rossiyan Election β€’ Kalevian-Rossiyan War β€’ Yetian-Wapistani War β€’ Second Yetian-Adriatic War β€’ Yetian-Khatian War β€’ Yetian-Tritoniyan War β€’ Yangoonese War of Independence β€’ Second Luxurian-Poavakian War β€’ Tank Investigates Abyysky β€’ Second Rossiyan Civil War β€’ World War 15 β€’ Haudenosaunee War of Independence β€’ Second Yetian-Khatian War β€’ Consequence of Love β€’ Second Irish-Yetian War β€’ Yetian-Equatorian War β€’ Yetian-Svealish War β€’ Assassination Attempt on Karl Ludwig D'Elsa β€’ Third Sarpistani Civil War β€’ Death of Moseka Pianga β€’ Kaurian Coup β€’ Linelandic Coup War β€’ Rise of the Freedom and Prosperity Agreement β€’ 34th Yetian Civil War β€’ Yetian-Ortilian War β€’ Luxuria's Scientific Adventures in Narakam β€’ Third Yetian War of Reconquest β€’ Fourth Yetian War of Reconquest β€’ Fifth Yetian War of Reconquest β€’ Third Linelandic-Yetian War β€’ Mylatsk Border Conflict β€’ Luxurian-Nilastani War β€’ Third Adriatic-Yetian War β€’ 35th Yetian Civil War β€’ 186 Tritonian Election β€’ Third Omnistat War β€’ Central African War β€’ Yorican War β€’ Alligator-Flores War β€’ Linelandic Reunification Wars β€’ Abardean-Wanaoishian War β€’ Ugandan-Zinan War β€’ Blood is Thicker Than Water β€’ Luxurian-Coalition War β€’ Dream and Once-ler Jr's Wedding β€’ Danubian War β€’ Aquilae Crisis β€’ Swagonian-UFR War β€’ Turkestan War β€’ Restoration of Sumera β€’ Shapeshifter Whispers β€’ Second Yetian-Nordic War β€’ Itachian Coup β€’ Yetian-Polish War β€’ Cotunauinian-Luvurian War β€’ My Unforgettable Love β€’ Irish Civil War β€’ Aquilae: Gensokyo β€’ Destruction of Astakaram β€’ Libatrian Civil War β€’ Second Iujadogian-Macanese War
200 CE - 249 CE World War 16 β€’ Fifth Human-Yomtach War β€’ The Insurgency β€’ My Little Yomtach: Friendship is Missing β€’ Cultural Exchange β€’ Sychlikid Crisis β€’ Ezerg-Daruv Wars β€’ Founding of Samsung β€’ YNF Civil War β€’ Yomtach Invasion of the South Atlantic β€’ Yatan-Yetian War β€’ 204 Tritonian Election β€’ House of Deception β€’ Do Cyborgs Dream of Mechanical Families? β€’ Italian-Roman Unification β€’ Ezonian-Najovan War β€’ Daybreak β€’ XK-Ξ”-Class Event: 205 CE β€’ Sizzlean War β€’ Great American War β€’ Italian-Jeriyan War β€’ 36th Yetian Civil War β€’ Peter (not) of Yata β€’ Second Great American War β€’ Second Hunger Games β€’ Great Asian War β€’ Event-MV209 β€’ Hyperborean Continuation War β€’ Scottish Marriage Crisis β€’ Paralesian War β€’ Fourth Sarpistani Civil War β€’ Polskan Raids against Paraleis β€’ Founding of Phillealand β€’ Colonization of Titan β€’ Queason Act β€’ Launch of the Harbinger β€’ Polsk-Q'nar War β€’ World War 17 β€’ The Sperminator β€’ First Contact with The Covenant β€’ The Return of The Crystal Empire β€’ Second Nilastani Civil War β€’ Polsk Contacts the YNF Remnants β€’ Blood is Thicker Than Water: Epilogue β€’ World War 18 β€’ Discovery of the Mystery Flesh Pit β€’ First Theian World War β€’ 37th Yetian Civil War β€’ The Creature, part 1 β€’ Formation of the Havana Pact β€’ Nordic Revolution β€’ Niederish War of Independence β€’ For a Yetian Vitality β€’ Rat Centaur's Escape β€’ Bornuvian Reunification Wars β€’ Adriatic Intervention against Yetia β€’ 38th Yetian Civil War β€’ An Immortal's Woes β€’ World War 19 β€’ Michigan Rap Battle β€’ Total Annihilation β€’ Disarmament of Yetia β€’ Rapa Nui Bombings β€’ The Purity of Sin β€’ Adriatic Intervention War β€’ Formation of the Dovan Empire β€’ Second Turkestan War β€’ Third Kalevian Civil War β€’ Inbetween of Worlds β€’ Party in the Spinese Republic β€’ Second Great Asian War β€’ The Creature, part 2 β€’ Creepyland: The Biggest Rap Battle of All Time β€’ Second Yetian Reunification Wars β€’ Polsk's Turkestani Invasion Plans β€’ Alt-Polsk of Alt-Earth β€’ Sozzle Negotiations β€’ Second Polskan-Turkestani Conflict β€’ Red Leader's Third Attack on Yata β€’ UFR-Floppa City War β€’ Questionably Ethical β€’ First Swagonian War β€’ Europan-Oceanian War β€’ 39th Yetian Civil War β€’ Third Great Asian War β€’ Confederate Crisis of 231 β€’ The Divine Resurgence β€’ Second Swagonian War β€’ Skye-Feep Eternal Hyper-War β€’ Second Paralesian War β€’ SDS-015 Containment Breach β€’ Third Swagonian War β€’ Kanaran-Jakarian War β€’ Hayahan Civil War β€’ World War 20 β€’ Polskan-Republican War β€’ Fourth Kalevian Civil War β€’ 40th Yetian Civil War β€’ Nuevopedroan Civil War β€’ Tenno's Travels β€’ Test Flight of the Excelsior β€’ Fourth Yorican Civil War β€’ Floppa Civil War β€’ PSS Krakow Finds an Unidentified Threat β€’ Polskan-Q'onos Conflict β€’ Chegg's Polsk Tour β€’ Fourth Swagonian War β€’ Yamatoan Civil War β€’ 41st Yetian Civil War β€’ Republican-Polskan Spacecraft Limitation Crisis β€’ Fake Bangus Crisis β€’ Restabilization of Polsk β€’ Construction of Site-99 β€’ Norolati Crisis β€’ Titan Harvesting Station Incident β€’ Abardean Civil War
250 CE - 299 CE Osanian National Reform Law β€’ Fifth Swagonian War β€’ Afterthoughts of a Quarter Millennium β€’ Second Lizarbian Civil War β€’ Chungusland Civil War β€’ Second Floppa Civil War & Yanz-Floppastan Conflict β€’ New Yetian-YNF War β€’ Second Polskan-Republican War β€’ Operation: Red Messiah β€’ Fifth Yetian-Tritonian War β€’ 42nd Yetian Civil War β€’ World War 21 β€’ Battle near Skantos Passage β€’ Baitangese-Bingustani War β€’ Miraak's Crystal β€’ Preparation against The Qu β€’ North Bingustan Crisis β€’ Qu-Martian War β€’ Yatan-Theian Blackout β€’ Nyasan War of Independence β€’ Dinan-Polskan War β€’ First Contact with the Anthropophages β€’ Siberian Civil War β€’ Saharian Civil War β€’ YNF-Polsk-Karina Dispute β€’ Recovery of Mars β€’ Second Human-Covenant Conflict β€’ Rurikpavlovsk Putsch β€’ Third Floppa Civil War β€’ Sixth Swagonian War β€’ Sanghelios Stealth Mission β€’ Polskan-Floppastani Diplomatic Dispute β€’ 292 Theian Republic Political Crisis β€’ Formation of the CSIS β€’ Second Hayahan Civil War β€’ Sixth Yetian War of Reconquest β€’ Crimsonist Wars β€’ Yetian Partition War
300 CE - 349 CE
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE Laconian War
500 CE - 549 CE
Other Canon Events Cosmology of YATA β€’ List of Minor Events β€’ Of the Oneirosphere β€’ The Furry Wars β€’ Archived/The Insurgency β€’ Year System
Retconned/Uncanon Events Alternate History β€’ Ancient History of Yetia β€’ Ancient History of Lineland β€’ Celtic-Yatan War β€’ January 2023 Reforms* β€’ Yomtach Escape to Theia β€’ Sizzlean Civil War of 190 CE β€’ 214 Lutaria Conflict β€’ European War of 282
  1. ↑ This is a retcon, it used to be 'Netherite', but has been replaced by a uniquely established useful Narakamian material.