Rebecca and Duloc 2
Comment ça va?
Duloc says: "Oh It's YOU."
Maybe. A little.
"Why did you come back."
I forgot something.
"Did you forget to ASSASSINATE ME?"
A computer.
"What the hell is a computer."
You.
"Wha-"
Erisly walked away.
"YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY AFTER COMING BACK!"
It wasn't an argument.
"IT WAS AN ARGUMENT AND WE ARGUED FOR DAYS. YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE HOW UPSET I WAS ABOUT YOU TRYING TO ASSASSINATE ME!"
True. DO you have a favorite character?
"MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER IS THE PRINCE FROM SHREK 2."
I'm breaking up with you.
"OH YEAH??? WELL I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST!"
No you didn't. It was just a dream.
"YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER."
Yes.
"NOW LEAVE MY PALACE YOU BEAUTIFUL MONSTER :triumph:"
Frodo.
"DID YOU SAY FROZO?????? I DON'T LIKE HIM. MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN THE INCREDIBLES WAS THE VILLIAN GUY WITH THE COOL HAIR."
He's troubled. Don't take all he says too hard.
"FROZO WAS TOO COLD FOR ME"
But you have to do it!
"I WON'T ACCEPT HIM AS A CHARACTER!"
Who?
"What were we talking about?"
Me being your girlfriend.
"NEVER!"
Tell me a story.
"ONCE APON A TIME THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL PINK HAIRED GIRL AND A GORGEOUS YOUNG LAD. THEY HAD MET AFTER RUNNING INTO EACHOTHER BY ACCIDENT, AND AFTER THAT DAY THEY FELL IN LOVE. THEY BEGAN TO DATE, AND THEN GOT MARRIED. THEY TRIED HAVING A KID, BUT IT NEVER CAME. THEN ONE DAY THE CRAZY PINK HAIRED LADY BROKE MY HEART AND TRIED TO KILL ME- I mean.. THE YOUNG LAD! THEN HE CUT HER HEAD OFF. THE END."
Then what happened?
"HE WENT ON TO LIVE A GREAT LIFE WITHOUT HER."
Okay walks away cries.
Farquaad slammed the castle doors shut
Why is there a door in the root of a tree?
"That's the dungeon"
I dare you to wear a bikini.
"I BET I'D LOOK BETTER IN IT THAN YOU!"
Do you think so?
Lord Farquaad comes out of the castle in a Bikini
"I TOLD YOU I LOOKED BETTER!"
No I love you more.
"NO, MY LOVE IS STRONG- wait"
"This is going NOWHERE."
I agree.
"Who ordered you to assassinate me?"
Ask me more questions.
"Is your pink hair dyed or natural?"
I do not know enough of the subject to have an opinion.
"WHO SENT YOU TO ASSASSINATE ME???"
I still do not have enough info.
"ANSWER THE QUESTION, WOMAN!"
What do you want me to say?
"That it was a prank.."
W-what?
"I hope that you wanting to assassinate me was a prank.."
Did you ever make it out of that town, where nothing ever happened?
"Yes.. And that was when you came into my life..."
Its no secret that the both of us are running out of times.
"Yes... I am getting older..."
I must have called a thousand timmess.
"Fluffy I'm sorry"
But when I call you never seem to be home.
"Because I couldn't bare to see or speak to you after what you did"
What did I do????
"You know what you did"
No please tell me.
"You tried to assassinate me"
Trick or Treat.
"Treat"
You're really pretty.
"I know, you too"
Lol okay then
"HOHOHOHOHO I miss your little jokes"
Where am I going.
"I don't know, I've been following you for the past 3 minutes"
What do you want to do?
"You."
What do you mean?
Farquaad smirked
Bist du angeekelt?
"chat Ich bin nicht angewidert"
Doch.
"Du bist die schönste Frau, die ich je getroffen habe"
Und du der schönste Mann.
Lord Farquaad leans in for a kiss, which Erisly reciprocated
Fireworks set off in the distance
"Want to get re-married?"
Yes!!
Lord Farquaad and Fluffy have a royal wedding in Duloc Cathedral.
And then they lived happily ever after.
