Ninth England War
Ninth England War | |||
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File:TBA | |||
Video | TBA | ||
Date | 90 CE - TBA | ||
Location | British Isles | ||
Outcome | TBA | ||
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England grew tired of the populace of Ireland and Scotland mocking them, wishing to be instead taken more seriously. Ireland told them to shut up and stop being immature, which Scotland corroborated by saying its not their fault their people mocked England, leading to England demanding that the situation be solved or else they would declare war. Scotland and Ireland called this ridiculous as the tensions between their peoples were largely non-serious, which only angered England more as its military crossed the Scottish border and began arresting all that spoke out against them, sparking war between the two parties once the Scottish Military moved to kick the English army out. Deciding to follow a new strategy, England launched a full-scale invasion of Scotland by pushing into the southwest of the country. Once Scotland began to fight back, King Alfred of England's advisors began to question his motived for the war, although all opposition was silenced despite England being forced to fall back. England thus planned its next offensive, launching attacks on Edinburgh and Belfast, surrounding the former and outright occupying the latter as English bombs began raining down upon Dublin and Glasgow. England kept up its advance by capturing the region south of Perth in order to blockade Edinburgh as well as pushing deep enough into Ireland that the requested aid. After facing largescale enemy offensives, Ireland claimed that it had found a weakness in the English armies as they had found that English tanks were very flammable, making them easy targets. Scotland decided to go along with this, allowing the two to achieve some counteroffensives.