Discord Crisis
"Meme Content" typically is derived from the early ages of YATA from 2018 to Mid 2020.
Despite the seemingly unserious nature of these pages, most if not all of them have been reworked to make them be serious and fit in with the lore better, even if some memey names are kept for consistency reasons.
| Chaos on Yata | |
|---|---|
  | |
| Date | 107 CE - 108 CE |
| Location | Global |
| Outcome | tbaa |
| Combatants | |
| Faction #1 | Discord's Reign |
| Faction #2 | Unaligned Humanity |
| Faction #3 | European Sphere |
| Faction #4 | Timekeepers |
| Faction #5 | Yentevia |
| Faction #6 | Gibraltareniun |
| Faction #7 | Rolando |
Discord's Reign
Rainbow Superman Sheep, President of Wales, died. Leading to Shepard The Third becoming the new ruler of the nation and mourning periods to begin in Wales and the Alicorn Kingdom, as RSS was Princess Celestia's boyfriend. In an attempt to calm down, Celestia looked outside and noticed that the garden looked different, that Canterlot palace was now painted with brown and green polka dots, that the clouds were cotton candy, that the palace was inside out, and that it was raining chocolate milk as things floated upside down. The entirety of Luxuria's national reserve was turned into wingless bats while vines grew everywhere, soon the Alicorn Kingdom's government vanished. The barrier surrounding the Alicorn Kingdom shattered as they became the 'Chaos Kingdom', soon being followed by a strange lizard-dragon-chicken-worm -looking 'thing' being seen flying over Luxuria as buildings began to float and turn into babies and the clouds turned into giant fish peeing out obsidian marbles, soon being followed by the entirety of Luxuria floating up into the air and turning upside down while maintaining its own 'gravity'. After being asked, the creature that had been flying around and doing this revealed themselves to be 'Discord', a god of chaos. Discord made Islandia very small and put all of its islands and people into a bowl before pouring in chocolate milk and eating it. This was Doge's final straw as he finally gave up on Yata, rescinding his title as ruler of the Kingdom of Yata and telling them to get a new one, leading to Discord declaring that he was now the King of Yata. All pacific islands were turned into turtles. The countries of the world attempted to plead for mercy, with Neo-Sarpia and Lustland being the first to plead for mercy via bribery, prompting the NSR and Lustland to argue over each other's leader's former relationship. All of Nakmai's citizens were turned into Platypuses. Creepyland said 'if only Discord was hotter', prompting Yorica to tell them that if you took one look at Cool Town Cools Ville then they'd realise they were basically the same. Discord then made the national sport of Sizzle be rice, then made the entire country be rice, then made grass be a felony. All unclaimed Asian land became explosive doritos that sang minions songs. All Spinese people became smart scientists making WMDs. Wales, which was ruled by the ancient Shepard The Third, seemed to recognize Discord from ancient times. Spisos was teleported to the british isles, making them interract with Wales. South America was inverted. The New Sipedroan Republic became the New Nopedroan Republic while Nopedro became Sipedro. Discord revived all deceased dictators, even those from before The Great Sleep, leading to mass confusion among these rulers. North America was made constantly play elevator music. Lakes became trees, trees became meteors, mountains became roller coasters, and buildings turned into attractive women. This all tired Discord out, so he turned Italy into a chair which could only say Chair and sat on it while drinking Choros and turning Iceland into a sandwich. While initially he made Yetia peaceful, Discord instead made Yetia be made out of fire again. Spisos was turned into a carrot and eaten, prompting the Sipedros to begin planning a way to stop this which failed as they were turned into watermelons and then pineapples. Lineland accidentally triggered the explosive doritos, leading to the destruction of Asia. Scandimar was turned into a football which hit africa, making it (Africa) begin spinning uncontrollably. All African wildlife was turned into deadly explosives while all of its people were put into business attire.
Castrovalence Crisis
Castrovalence jumped to 0.5 as Apothelis was purged as refugees fled to Choros, allowing for the 'Timekeeper Nation' to seize control of its territory. The source of the rapid Castrovalence spikes, which had now reached 0.9, was discovered to be Yetia as they had found an underground society during the Discovery of the Yetia City Catacombs that had existed for over a century and had recently armed themselves and had been attempting to break out and conquer Yetia, with this society being known as Yentevia. The reveal of this made Castrovalence jump to 1, prompting the Timekeepers to warn Humanity to prepare for the worst as it would supposedly take a while for the dimension to stabilise. A being known as Peter soon revealed themselves and announced the apocalypse was now here. This led to Tritonia coming up with an explanation for this, accusing the Gods of playing against their own rules to manipulate lesser beings such as Humans, using the Timekeepers as soldiers to force species to do as they please. The NSR questioned why the Gods don't simply fix things, prompting Tritonia to accuse the gods of playing god, and that one day Humanity would be the true gods with no restrictions. Luxuria questioned how they were meant to go up against Gods considering the ongoing chaos of Discord's Reign, prompting Peter to exclaim 'BOW TO YOUR GOD' before smiting Morduria while Yetia kept throwing boulders at Yentevia. Peter decided to test Tritonia's loyalty after its recent 'accusations', whispering to themto follow Peter's orders to invade Yetia, which they did. Tritonia was too late though, as a nuclear explosion rang out from underground as Yentevia successfully seized most of Yetia after escaping. Tritonia pushed into Kalevala next, initially facing difficulties until Discord replaced all trees with jazz bands which made their defensive efforts ineffective. Tritonia next marched on Sarpistan, as any opposition was met with pillars of fire and lightning as Tritonia was aligned with the interests of the Timekeepers. The Timekeepers seemed to embrace the chaos that Discord was bringing, as they rained hailstones the size of footballs on Asophania and shone rainbows over Peterland. England tried to break free before it was subsumed into Yentevia. Mei'ra was teleported to a massive lake in Corecent, only for it to warp back, prompting the Timekeepers to send it to Timeline-001. Scandimar stopped the Yomtach Genocide and began intermarring with them. The Timekeepers set Castrovalence to 20 as Creepyland exploded and turned into cotton candy. Asophania became Denasola. Oceans turned to kool aid. Catania got strait roads. Petoria became 'Takoma' inhabited by the Simpsons until Peter Griffin fixed it. Yata began rapidly heating up as South America and Africa swapped places. Yomtachs peeked out of their underground refuge, before deciding it wasn't worth it as they went back. The Timekeepers claimed that if Humanity could get Castrovalence under 1 within 20 hours they'd leave forever.
Tritonia tried to keep hope up once it was freed alongside Apothelis, hoping to encourage Humanity to fight back against the gods. Yetia asked if it should try to make peace with Yentevia to lower the Castrovalence, prompting Tritonia to explain how Yentevia quite literally was never meant to exist. This seemed to resonate in Yetia, as they claimed that the current Yentevia it had found was actually fake as the 'real Yentevia' simply reformed into Yetia. Yetia and Yentevia promptly agreed on peace, allowing Yentevia to exist in peace as well as allowing its citizens to leave and relocate to Yetia whenever they wished to move to the surface. With this over, Tritonia began scanning for Castrovalence around the world, noting that a major source was underneath Palladia. Tritonia realised that the rise of Castrovalence was all lie as it was rising regardless of what Humanity did, as the only thing they could do was try to get into the Sub-Palladia Vault created by Flamingia during World War 6 underneath Palladia, though due to technological restrictions it would take 27 years to decode as the Timekeepers revealed that finding this out was the real test.
Discord's Reign (2)
After a shadowy meeting in Petoria, a Helicopter flew into the chaotic ruins of the Alicorn Kingdom and grabbed the frozen statue of Big Chungus, taking it all the way to Greenland, where it was revealed that the culprits behind this were Petoria, the Shibe Isles, and two factions of the Yetian National Front. Using a series of spells, they managed to unfreeze Chungus. After being shown around the compound, all 5 of the figures present decided to begin regrowing their strength.
Discord would later wake up from a nap on the moon, shrinking it down and eating it as it became cheese, soon afterwards making every Human smell for disliking him. As this didn't help people being mad at him, he revived various killers from the past, prompting them to try complimenting him to stop, leading to him giving them all a third arm which hits them while chanting in Latin as a thanks. Ireland was turned into Biggie Cheese, making the recently resurrected (For a 2nd time) Creepy to comment that this was worse than hell. Many Hongerswakans were thrown into the ocean due to it spinning so fast. "Gibraltareniun" wished to conquer Europe, sparking a war between themselves and "Rolando". Creepy suddenly noticed that Discord was the 'person' responsible for all of this, leading to the two reconnecting as they apparently knew each other. Discord promptly revived all dead people, leading to 'important figures' such as Shrek, Yobama, Matt, Beanos, Liam George, Zack Naps, and Peppa Pig George being resurrected. The ocean was replaced with tomato sauce seconds before Peppa and Liam ran into each other, prompting Liam to try to embrace and forgive his son, which made Peppa kill himself. The sky turned into a chess board and all clouds rained spaghetti. All Gamers and Furries swapped, E-Dating on Roblox was legalized, and the graphics of reality became worse. Luxuria begged the world to come up with a plan, which Chungusland found as pointless, which angered Luxuria as it claimed all of Humanity had a common enemy in what Discord was doing, claiming that we cant live like this. Pedro El Fiesta being revived lead to him talking about 'smoking weed and fucking hot bitches in hell', leading to his resurrected children to call him a shit dad. Discord then made bean socks. Every Human began making the fortnite default dance until they learned 69 languages. Yata then split in two as Gravity was removed, leading to massive earthquakes. Discord opened gateways to 3 alternate dimensions, one where Luxuria never existed, a dimension where OurTimeLine was canon, and Danganronpa. Creepyland was destroyed at somepoint.
The situation lead to the Main Six gathering in Golden Oak Library, where they planned to re-freeze Discord with the Elements of Harmony, only for them to be found to be missing as a letter revealed someone had taken them. After a while of considering their options, the six decided to look for the EoH in Africa. Necklaces began appearing on the ground in some countries, prompting the Six to teleport over to the first reported instance of this in Fietrar, revealing that it was Pinkie Pie's part of the EoH. This made Discord comment to the countries of the world that the hunt for the Elements had begun. Kalevala decided to check the Pietari Primary School, finding a hallway, another hallway, combat horses, another hallway with orange juice which made the Horses freak out 'due to their beliefs', finding a giant theatre with one monk telling truths and one only lies which they failed to pass, so they went back to the horses which were now the hype house, which lead to a kitchen with teenagers dancing that asked them what they were doing there which lead to the Kalevians yelling a bunch of buzzwords. Seeing as the teenagers began flying and shooting them with lazers the Kalevians ran away until they reached a library, picking up books to throw at the teenagers, which opened a door with a pedastol containing a necklace. Kalevala told the world it found this, which Twilight Sparkle picked up. The NNR asked what was so important about these, leading to the situation being explained as all countries in the woorld began looking for them. Lustland was the next to find one, but they wanted to keep it, leading to an arguement between Lustland and the NNR until they gave the necklace to the Mane Six. Buildings in Lineland became alive and shy as they stepped on the explosive doritos, making Lineland evacuate into shelters, though a team sent to investigate one of these buildings found another one of the necklaces. Goldaria launched the next expedition, finding a basement where living Countryhuman OCs were sending dead memes, leading to the military being deployed to shut it down, leading to all the CHs transforming into a trapdoor which lead to a basement full of paintings with the word 'Minecraft' on it which Goldaria didn't recognize until one of them accidentally stepped thru a painting, which lead to a room with a number of jewelry alongside one of the EoH Necklaces. Finding the final necklace became urgent as Yata began being moved towards the Sun, prompting Discord to state a riddle to find the necklace; "To retrieve your missing element, just makes sense, this change of events, twists and turns are my masterplan, then find the elements back where you began", prompting the Humans to advise the Mane Six to check the place where they began their search, leading them back to the Golden Oak Library which did indeed have it. They decided to head to the massive chair that was once Italy to find him, prompting him to accuse them of not even knowing how to use the Elements, which quickly backfired as a rainbow of friendship hit him and turned him back to stone... Though the world was still in chaos and actively moving towards the Sun, which made them panic and ask for him, prompting Wales and Spisos to tell them to just use the elements again to fix it, so they did, which fixed the world. All revived people died again, all killed people were revived, the terrain of Yata was fixed and put back where it should.
