House of Deception
Chapter 1
Meanwhile in Red Army...
Tord says: "Finally... How long has it been since I was last here?"
"Hopefully those Yomtachs didn't find all of the information I hid.."
"Well anyway, It's time to get back to work."
Tord sits down and turns on his epic computer which multiple screens and buttons.
"Spisos..."
"Did anything happen there while I was gone..?"
Tord begins searching things on his computer.
"Agh, there's no way I'll find out if something happened. I never got to install that tower and the cameras."
"Oh well, might as well do it now."
Tord pulls out his phone and begins to call somebody.
Ring...
Ring...
Ring...
Patryk says: "Yes?"
Tord says: "Patryk, remember when I told you about how I wanted to install a radio tower in Spisos?"
Patyrk says: "No need to explain any further. I understand what you're asking, Leader."
Tord says: "Good. And also It'd be useful if you installed some cameras around Spisos as well, especially near that mountain."
Patryk says: "Got it."
The phone call ends.
Tord says: "I wonder... Now that the humans are back, will they come out of their little hiding spot?
Meanwhile in Spisos...
Paul says: "Ey, was that the Leader?"
Patryk says: "Yes."
"He wants us to install the radio tower."
Paul says: "Do we even still have that?"
Patryk says: "Yes."
Paul says: "Oh cool. Where did you hide it?"
Patryk says: "I threw it in the ocean."
Paul says: "..."
"I thought you were the smart one."
Paul and Patryk go and get the radio tower.
They arrive in Grise Island.
Paul says: "Oh yeah, last time we we're talkin' with Karen Jr right?"
Patryk says: "She's probably dead by now. Considering how she didn't believe in the Yomtachs invading."
Patryk and Paul search around the island. Fortunately for them they find it pretty quickly.
Paul says: "Geez, this thing weighs a lot less then I expected."
"But I guess it makes sense. The leader is good at these kinds of things."
Patryk says: "Mhm. Now, let's install it."
A few weeks later, they finish installing the radio tower on top of the Mountain that's near Fruid.
They also install a few cameras around most Spinese cities.
5 months later...
Tord is looking through the footage of the cameras. Especially the one on the Mountain.
Tord says: "No.. no.. no.."
"What's going on?"
"Are they no longer there anymore?"
"Well I suppose that'd be good news.."
"Sigh. Might as well send a few people to do a check up."
"But I'll call Patryk and Paul first and see how they're doing."
Tord calls Patryk.
Ring...
Ring..
Ring.
Patryk says: "Hello."
Tord says: "Hey Patryk. Did you and Paul successfully become leaders of Spisos again?"
Patryk says: "Mhm."
Tord says: "Good, good.."
"I'm thinking of sending some soldiers to check out the Spinese Mountains."
Patryk says: "Do you want me and Paul to go?"
Tord says: "No, no.. I already promised that I wouldn't send you two there anymore."
Patryk says: "It's okay. We don't mind going. And considering how nobody has been seen coming from the mountain, It'll probably be safe."
Tord says: "But what if you two get hurt again? I don't want to lose my two best soldiers."
Patryk says: "With the gadgets you always give us, I'm sure it'll be fine."
Tord says: "..Alright."
And so, another expedition in the Spinese Mountains begin.
The next day, Patryk and Paul arrive at the entrance of the mountain near Fruid.
Paul says: "Good thing I still have this path recorder with me."
Paul pulls out some dirty old gadget.
"Maybe this time we should go a different path?"
Patryk says: "Why not, I suppose."
The two head inside the mountain and follow a path they haven't before.
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...
Patryk says: "How long have we been following this tunnel for?"
Paul says: "Uh, 20 minutes I think."
Patryk says: "I wonder where it'll lead to.. wait, I think I see some light?"
Paul and Patryk run towards the light.. they enter a giant cavern, with an extravagant throne at the end of it.
Paul says: "The hell is this?"
"A throne?"
Patryk says: "How strange."
"Let's take a closer look."
The two walk up to the throne and begin to examine it.
Paul says: "Seems pretty tidy. Do you think somebody has been cleaning it?"
Patryk says: "Hmm.."
A noise from the throne is heard. It sounds like a sigh.
"..."
Paul says: "..."
Paul whispers; "You heard that too, right?"
Patryk whispers back: "Yes.. Somebody must be behind that throne.."
Paul and Patryk pull out their futuristic lazer guns they got from Tord.
"Quietly now.."
They sneakily walk behind the throne and...
See nobody there.
Paul says: "..."
"what."
Patryk says: "Huh..?"
"If it wasn't from behind the throne.. then.."
"From inside, maybe?"
Paul says: "No. There's no sort of trap door on the throne at all."
Patryk says: "How odd.."
Suddenly, an annoying and loud screeching sound is heard from around the cavern.
Paul says: "WHAT THE"
The duo cover their ears.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING!?"
Patryk says: "I'M NOT SURE, BUT I'VE GOT A TERRIBLE FEELING ABOUT IT. LET'S HIDE BEHIND THE THRONE."
They hide behind the throne. The screeching noise stops, but they begin to hear multiple footsteps.
Patryk peeks from behind the throne, and sees thousands of humans in strange attire coming into the cavern.
Patryk says: "...?"
Paul whispers: "What do you see?"
Patryk whispers back: "Humans..?"
"They all seem to have the same expression as well.."
"How odd.."
Suddenly, very loud footsteps are heard from afar.
The begin to get closer, and closer to the throne.
Patryk sees a broad and tall figure coming closer towards them, but he quickly stops peeking so they don't see him.
A loud thud is heard from the throne.
Patyrk says: "..."
Paul says: "..."
A deep and emotionless voice begins to speak.
??? says: "The yomtachs have already lost. We may continue exploiting Yata and its Humans once again. That is all."
The humans unenthusiastically cheer, and begin to leave the cavern.
The strange deep voiced person with the broad figure begins to leave as well.
Paul says: "..."
"Phew, they left.."
"What was that?"
Patryk says: "Looks like the kidnappers are still here."
"We need to get this information to Tord as fast as possible."
Paul says: "Aye aye."
Patryk and Paul try to move from their hiding spot.. but they are unable to.
"What the-"
The duo realizes that a strange hand from the throne has wrapped around them.
Patryk says: "QUICK, SHOOT IT-"
The two of them are pulled inside the throne.
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...
Paul says: "Mmm... m... w.. wait.. WAIT WHERE AM I?"
Paul tries to move, but realizes he is.. tied up? But it doesn't really feel like a rope.
"Geez, I can't see anything.. it's pitch black.."
"Patryk are ya here?"
Patryk says: "Yes."
Paul says: "Phew.."
"Do you know where we are?"
Patyrk says: "No.."
??? says: "You've been captured."
Patryk says: "Wait, you're the person who gave the short speech.."
??? says: "Yes. I was going to make it longer, but I got bored of it."
Paul says: "What are you planning to do with us?"
??? says: "Use you as bait. Obviously."
"I know what that Red Army has been doing."
"And I know that you're apart of it."
Paul says: "Wha.."
??? says: "That idiot has been sending his soldiers here left and right. Little does he know he has just been giving us free lunch."
Paul says: "Wait, are you related to Bin Chao?"
??? says: "Bin... Ah of course. That stupid little soldier who could never pay attention to anything."
"Thankfully she's dead now."
Patryk says: "How are you going to use us as bait exactly?"
??? says: "..."
"Sigh, how boring."
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...
3 Months later...
Tord says: "They never came back."
"I knew I shouldn't have let them go."
"I'm so stupid.."
"But.. if they didn't come back, then.."
"That means.. those aliens.. they're still here on Yata."
Chapter 2
Spisos has an election after the mysterious disappearance of Patryk and Paul. The winner of the election is a guy named Ken.
Ken holds a speech in Sorcierce because he forgot the way to Anchorage.
Ken says: "I hate vaccinations like i hate my wife ahah"
The witches in Sorcierce tell Ken to get out.
The news about Ken get to Red Army.
Tord says: "Shoot, right. Of course Spisos would hold an election. After all, Patryk and Paul disappeared."
"Seems like the best I can do is try to get Ken on my side."
"Unless..."
"I assassinate him?"
"No, no.. Tord what are you thinking."
"Right. Time to go through the diplomatic way."
"Time to call Patryk and ask him- oh."
"..."
"Sigh, you know what. I'll just go myself. If I come in person he'll be sure to listen."
Tord flies to Spisos himself.
He arrives at Grise Island. Where the Spinese White House is.
Tord heads inside.
Ken says: "Who the HELL are u."
Tord says: "Ah, sorry. I didn't knock."
Ken says: "You teenagers these days coming inside like it's nothing :rolling_eyes: "
Tord says: "I'm older than you."
Ken says: "..."
"Ugh whatever what do you want."
"Actually, who are you?"
Tord says: "I'm Tord Larsson. I lead a country called the Red Army."
Ken says: "Red Army isn't a country though? It's a province in Lineland."
Tord says: "..."
"Yeah, sure. I lead the province known as Red Army."
"I've come to ask you something important today."
Ken says: "?"
Tord says: "May the Red Army operate in Spisos?"
Ken says: "what do you mean by operate??? like... giving people vaccinations!?!?!?"
Tord says: "Errr, no."
"For a few years now there has been suspicious activities in the Spinese mountains. So the Red Army has been investigating them. The Red Army has figured that there are possibly aliens in your m-"
Ken says: "I'm gonna have to stop you right there."
"Aliens. In my mountains."
"What kind of whacky Lineland goverment conspiracy theory is that!?!?!?"
Tord says: "Listen, I understand it sounds weird. But you'll have to trust me on this, and let me still operate in Spisos."
Ken says: "No way jose."
"You're crazy like my wife."
Tord says: "..."
Ken says: "You Linelandic Yamalian Luvahkians are all the same."
"wait, actually I think Yamalia and Luvahkia are apart of Lineland"
Tord says: "..."
"It seems I underestimated your stupidity."
Ken says: "Excuse me??"
Tord leaves the White House.
Tord says: "Seems I'll just ignore him and continuing investigating."
"..."
"Should I visit that...."
"No. No, I shouldn't."
"..."
At the Spinese Mountain.
Tord says: "So that's how it looks like in person.."
"..."
"Patryk and Paul could be in there."
"What if they're waiting for me to come for them? Maybe I should go inside.."
"No. Tord. You can't do that.. You could die."
"Sigh.. I'll just go back home."
??? says: "Are you alright?"
Tord quickly turns around and sees a girl with curly light blue hair.
Tord says: "..Who are you?"
??? says: "Uhhhhh."
The girl begins to look worried.
??? says: "ummmmm."
Tord says: "..."
??? says: "Sorry haha, I'm not really sure who I am."
Tord says: "Do you have a name at least?"
??? says: "No. I'm not deserving of a name."
Tord says: "..."
Tord gets very suspicious.
Tord says: "So, is that your natural hair color?"
??? says: "Maybe? What do you mean by natural?"
Tord says: "Is this the hair color you were born with"
??? says: "No. I didn't look like this when I was born." The girl motions to her entire body.
Tord says: "...Alright."
Tord thinks to himself: "She could just be a stupid Spinese person. But on the other hand I doubt anybody in Spisos actually knows how to dye their hair."
"I wonder.. does she have something to do with the aliens.."
"Chau Binh was one of them, and she looked like a human."
??? says: "So will you answer my question?"
Tord says: "Huh?"
??? says: "Are you alright?"
Tord says: "Yes."
??? says: "That's nice. What are you doing near the entrance?"
Tord says: "Do you live here?"
??? says: "Yes?"
Tord says: "What..?"
??? says: "Oh wait, i wasn't supposed to say that.."
Tord says: "....."
??? says: "He's going to be mad if he hears about this.."
Tord says: "Who is going to be mad?"
??? says: "UHH, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH I'M SORRY!"
The strange girl runs into the cave.
Tord says: "..."
"She's definitely one of the aliens. "
"You know what. I think it's time."
"It's time to reveal this information to the world."
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Red Army makes an announcement to the entire world; "Hello people of Yata. After a few years of investigating in Spisos it seems I have found something worrying. I believe there are aliens living in the Spisos Mountains."
Spisos was in denial about this, Lineland was convinced, Yetia found this worrisome but not anything it could do anything about, SSY asked what should be done about this, Sizzle considered this to be nothing new, Omnistat found this interesting, Mei'ra considered this a threat to normalcy, and Yakamoto was confused on why they hadn't come out yet. Red Army explained that they did in fact come out and had been kidnapping people prior to the Fifth Human-Yomtach War, leading to Mei'ra offering an army if necessary. Red Army asked if everyone had heard of Chau Binh before, which Synora seemed to have recognized but claimed that the best records about them were likely stuck under Luxurian occupation. The Lorax, former leader of Nakmai, claimed that Binh had left on a spaceship. Red Army explained that she had in fact returned in the mountains and fought Red Army's 2 best agents, seemingly shapeshifting during said fight. Mei'ra, after asking about details regarding the size changes in said shapeshifts, made a connection that this was similar to the 'Space Giraffes' they had heard of during World War 6, providing Red Army with all notable documents. Red Army took notice that in these documents that Creepy, former ruler of Luxuria, was the prince of the Space Giraffes, therefore this infiltration could be a 'revenge mission'. Mei'ra made the connection that over a century prior Luxuria had been ruled by someone calling themselves 'Terry Teur' who later was revealed to be Creepy in a different forme, while now Luxuria was ruled by another person by the name of Terry Teur despite Creepy having clearly died. Mei'ra was going to note that someone else had contact with the current Luxurian regime, but they were silenced before they could reveal who so Red Army was directed to speak to Gensokyo and California in Exile instead. Terry Teur, dictator of Luxuria, outright stated that they were not Creepy, which Red Army was somewhat unwilling to believe as despite Creepy's death there were several instances of 'revival' occurring throughout history. Lineland spoke of the Followers of the Dark Sun, an alliance between Luxuria and Omnistat (and formerly Abyysky/Odinarod), therefore Red Army was directed to contact Omnistat to ask if Terry Teur was Creepy. Omnistat blurted out a coded message before secretly contacting Luxuria regarding what to say, responding to Red Army once they received their directions, stating that No, Terry was not Creepy, and No, Luxuria was not involved with the Aliens. Red Army was seemingly convinced as if Luxuria was involved then the Aliens would be in their territory not in Spisos. Omnistat seemingly had designated Red Army as a threat and invited them to Las Vegas to 'show them the truth', but Red Army was distracted with other matters.
Chapter 3
Meanwhile in Red Army. A few days after the announcement.
Tord says: "Alright... I think I have finally come up with an answer on why the Space Giraffes are here..."
"Not sure why I didn't come up with this sooner.."
"Well whatever. Even if I know why they're here, that doesn't explain why they haven't revealed themselves yet."
"It's so suspicious.."
Tord hears a knock on his door.
Tord says: "Who could that be?"
Tord gets up and goes to see who's knocking at his door.
He opens it and..
Tord says: "Patryk and Paul!?"
Patryk says: "Hello."
Paul says: "Hey."
Tord says: "Wh- What!?"
"I thought you both were dead!"
Tord hugs the both of them.
Patryk says: "Why would we be dead?"
Tord says: "Because of the Space Giraffes... Ah wait, you probably don't know who they are."
Paul says: "What a weird name."
Tord says: "Come inside. I'll tell you everything you've missed out on."
They head inside and sit down at a table together.
Tord says: "Actually, maybe you should tell me how you even got out of there! I was worried sick.. It's been months.."
Paul says: "Basically, while we were exploring one of the tunnels, the exit got blocked off by some boulders."
"So we went to see if there was a different exit in the tunnel."
"So long story short we ended up walking all the way from Spinese to Lineland."
Tord says: "A cave from Spisos to Lineland.."
"I suppose that makes sense."
"After you got out of the cave, what happened next?"
Paul says: "We swam over here."
Tord says: "Haha. It's been a while since i last heard one of your jokes, Paul."
Paul says: "Yeah. Joke."
"I'm the funny man!"
Tord says: "Hahaha!"
"Well, anyway.."
"Did you get attacked by anybody while in the mountain?"
Paul says: "Nope."
"We saw nobody there."
Tord says: "Huh..."
"Are you sure?"
Paul says: "It was really empty."
Tord says: "What about you, Patryk?"
Patryk says: "....."
"Um."
"Yeah. We saw nobody."
Tord says: "You know, you've been really quiet.."
Patryk says: "Me?"
Tord says: "Yeah.. You good?"
Patryk says: "Yep! I'm all good, haha.."
Tord says: "It's weird that you didn't see anybody. Because a week ago I visited Spisos, and saw a strange blue haired girl run into the mountains entrance."
Paul says: "Blue haired what now?"
Tord says: "It was kind of weird. At first I thought she was just some dumb Spinese person, but while talking to her.. She said some very odd things."
Paul says: "...."
"What things?"
Tord says: "I asked her if she lived in the mountain. She responded with yes. She then tells me that she wasn't supposed to say that."
Paul says: "...Oh."
"That's really weird.."
Tord says: "Yes. That's why I think that the aliens are still here on Yata."
"Because of you twos disappearance, and that girl.. I told the entire world about my theory."
Paul says: "You told the entire world that aliens are living on Yata because of two suspicious events that could mean nothing?"
Tord says: "What?"
Paul says: "Me and Patryk were in that cave for months and we never saw anybody in it."
"And the blue haired girl could've just been a dumb homeless person."
Tord says: "I doubt anybody in Spisos knows how to dye their hair."
"Also she literally said she wasn't supposed to say that she lives in the mountain."
"So what are you on about?"
Paul says: "What are YOU on about."
Tord says: "..."
"You're acting different.."
Paul says: "People can change. Tord. We were in that stupid cave for months. Do you really think we'd stay the same!?"
Tord says: "Patryk, what do you have to say about this?"
Patryk says: "Me?"
"Um..."
Paul gives Patryk a death stare.
Patryk says: "Paul is right, haha.."
"I mean.. Aliens living in some random mountains? Sounds fake to me!"
Tord says: "Yet you were the ones who discovered them in the first place."
Patryk says: "Oh uh.."
Tord says: "You know what. Let's take a break from this discussion. You two should rest after such a long adventure."
Paul says: "Right."
Patryk says: "Yeah.."
Tord gets up from his seat and heads for his room.
Paul says: "..."
Patryk says: "..."
"Where do we rest?"
Chapter 4
Meanwhile, in Red Army...
A few days have passed since Paul and Patryk returned.
Paul says: "Knock Knock. We're standing outside your house."
Patryk says: "Maybe he's not home?"
Paul continues knocking on Tord's door.
Paul says: "Right this is boring."
Paul kicks down Tord's door.
Patryk says: "Are you sure we should be doing this?"
Paul says: "Oh shut up."
The duo enter the house.
Patryk says: "Do you really thinks he keeps all of his inventions here?"
Paul says: "I mean.. where else would he keep them?"
Patryk says: "..."
They enter the living room.
Paul says: "Where is his basement..."
Patryk says: "Wait he has a basement?"
Paul says: "Every hu-"
Tord says: "What are you doing?"
Patryk says: "Ah-"
Paul says: "Heyyy, pal."
"We came to give you a visit. We were worried about you."
"After yesterday's argument."
Tord says: "That was.. a week ago?"
Paul says: "..."
"It.. was?"
Tord says: "???"
Paul says: "Well whatever, we were worried."
Tord says: "Uh.. alright. Anyway, it's really cold in here today."
Patryk says: "We broke your door."
Tord says: "Wait. WHAT?"
"Why did you break my door??"
Paul says: "You weren't answering it."
Tord says: "You could've just called me- Oh. Wait, Right.. You both lost your phones. didn't you?"
Patryk says: "Yessss... We did."
Tord says: "..."
"Whatever. I'm fine, you don't need to worry about me."
Paul says: "Don't lie to us, buddy."
"We're your friends."
Tord says: "No, really. I'm fine."
Paul says: "It's okay. We'll keep you company."
Tord says: "I mean okay then, haha?"
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...
Tord says: "So what do you want to do?"
Paul says: "We should totally go to your basement!"
Tord says: "I don't have a basement?"
Paul says: "..."
Patryk says: "Are you sure? Maybe you forgot."
Tord says: "I've lived here for decades I don't think I'd forget?"
Paul says: "Well anyway. my friend, you are very good at inventing things. Me and Patryk have wanted to check out all the things you've invented while we were gone."
Tord says: "How.. specific?"
Patryk says: "Will you show us?"
Tord says: "About that.. Sorry to say but I haven't invented anything new."
"I've mostly just been upgrading my old inventions."
"And keeping an eye on the mountain."
Paul says: "Could we see the upgrades?"
Tord says: "Why do you even want to see them now? In the past you've never asked, I'm the one always begging you two to check them out, haha."
Paul says: "..."
Patryk says: "..."
Tord says: "Uhh.."
Patryk says: "So are you gonna take us to them?"
Tord says: "I'm confused. Are you two trying to prank me?"
Paul says: "Buddy. We just want to see them."
Tord says: "Why do you keep saying buddy?"
"You literally never call me that."
Paul says: "..."
"Pal, look. We just wanna hang out."
Tord says: "..."
"What's my name?"
Paul says: "Huh?"
Tord says: "What's my name. Paul?"
Paul says: "Why are you being so rude? I'm literally one of your best friends. How could I forget your name?"
Tord says: "Say. My. Name."
Paul says: "..."
Patryk says: "Laaaaaarrrrsss?"
Tord says: "...."
"No."
Patryk says: "I knew that, I was only joking, haha!"
Tord says: "..."
"Never knew you liked to joke around. Patryk."
Patryk says: "Haha?"
Paul says: "Keith."
Tord says: "..."
"Who's Keith?"
Paul says: "Larsson!"
Tord says: "..."
"That's my last name. Now what's my first name?"
Paul says: "Why the hell is it so important we remember your name?"
Tord says: "You know what, go home for today."
Paul says: "Huh?"
Tord says: "Just go home."
Paul says: "Wow.."
"We came here to hang out with you and you just tell us to leave? We were stuck in that dumb cave for so long and this is how you treat us?"
Tord says: "JUST LEAVE MY HOUSE!"
Paul says: "FINE!"
Paul says: "Let's go. Pie trick."
"I mean, Patrick."
The two leave Tord's home.
Tord says: "..."
"..."
"..."
"Something's wrong with them..."
"What if.. they're not the real Patryk and Paul..?"
Chapter 5
Meanwhile, in Red Army...
Patyrk says: "I'm bored.."
Paul says: "Let's kill somebody."
Patryk says: "We can't do that.."
Paul says: "But he probably already knows we're not them."
Patryk says: "..Ya think?"
Paul says: "OBVIOUSLY! Geez you're so dumb. No wonder you're-"
Patryk says: "Wait isn't that Tardis?"
Patryk points to Tord.
Paul says: "Oh yeah. It is."
"Where is he going? I've never seen him leave the house before."
Patryk says: "What if he's going to all his inventions?"
Paul says: "Hmmm. okay, let's follow him."
The two sneakily follow Tord.
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...
After a bit of walking, the see a strange entrance that is in a mountain. Tord goes in it.
Paul says: "..."
"Let's head in."
Patryk says: "Like this?"
The two follow Tord inside the mountain.
It leads down a long staircase.
Paul says: "Doesn't seem very secretive."
Patryk says: "I mean, our mountain isn't very secretive as well."
Paul says: "SHUT."
Patryk says: "Okay sorry."
The staircase stops and leads to a long hallway. At the end of the hallway is some random prison cell.
Paul says: "Wait, where did he go?"
"Don't tell me that idiot made a secret entrance-"
Inside the prison cell, a door suddenly opens.
Paul says: "Huh?"
"Well that's suspiciously convenient. Anyway, let's enter it."
They enter. They are met with a very Sci-Fi looking lab.
Paul says: "Well, well, well.. Looks like Mr .Lar-stupid isn't very smart at keeping secrets."
Patryk says: "Wow! That was unfunny."
Paul says: "The hell do you know about funny?"
A strange noise starts coming from the lab.
The duo follow it.
They enter a strange room with nothing in it.
Paul says: ".."
The door behind them closes.
Paul says: "The heck?"
A television screen comes out from the ceiling. On the monitor is Tord.
Tord says: "Good to see you both made it uninvited."
Paul says: "Dude the hell are you doing?"
Tord says: "Don't call me "dude". I know you're not Paul and Patryk. It is.. painfully obvious."
Patryk says: "How are you so sure?"
Tord says: "I think you both can figure that our for yourselves."
Paul says: "Well then. If we're not Paul and Patryk, who are we?"
Tord says: "You're the Space Giraffes."
Patryk says: "..."
Paul says: "..."
"The hell are those?"
Tord says: "...Don't lie to me. Space Giraffes have the ability to change your appearance, you could have easily turned into Paul and Patryk."
"Also, considering the many actions I have taken against your species, I wouldn't be surprised if you were after me."
Paul says: "If we were after you.. you would have already been dead."
"Your theory is too far-fetched and with barely any proof."
Tord says: "I agree. I don't have much proof of you being Space Giraffes other than your appearance. But what I do know for a fact is that you are not Paul and Patryk."
"Considering how you asked to see my inventions a few days back, and how you followed me here.. I believe you're after them."
"But I won't let you take everything I've worked so hard on to defeat them. The Space Giraffes."
Paul says: "Okay. So what do you plan to do?"
Tord says: "Keep you here until you start talking."
Paul says: "You must be fun at parties. Actually you probably don't even get invited to any."
"Nerd."
Tord says: "Insulting me won't help you."
"If you won't speak on your own, I'll have to resort to other methods."
Paul says: "Oh no I'm so scared."
Tord says: "..."
Tord pulls out a remote control and presses a button.
The room suddenly gets smaller.
Paul says: "Oh. You're going to crush us."
Tord says: "Only if you don't tell me anything."
Paul says: "..."
"I'm starting to get bored of pretending."
Patryk says: "Wha-"
Suddenly... Pauls appearance begins to completely change.
His hair changes styles and goes from brown to black. His eye colors goes from brown to red. and his outfit and body also change.
He turns into an.. eboy.
Tord says: "..."
"SO YOU ARE A SPACE GIRAFFE!"
??? says: "Whatever. I'm leaving this place."
The black haired guy goes up to the two doors and pulls them right open.
??? says: "I'm coming for you, Lars."
Tord says: "..."
He leaves the room.
Patryk says: "Uhhhhhhh"
"You see.. While we were in the cave we actually learnt how to.. Shapeshift?"
Tord says: "..."
Patryk says: "..."
"Yeah okay.. We're not paul and patryk."
The 'person' acting as Patryk changes their appearance as well, and turns into a curly blue haired girl.
Tord says: "...."
"Wait..."
"YOU'RE THE GIRL FROM BEFORE!"
??? says: "Yeahhhhhhh... Uhh.. keep that on the down low haha?"
Tord says: "So you're a Space Giraffe.. I knew it."
??? says: "You did!? Yikes you're a lot smarter than I thought."
"Um anyway.. Sorry we're here to steal your things. It's an order."
Tord says: "Why are you being so polite. Aren't you here to destroy Yata?"
??? says: "I can't tell you.. Sorry.."
Tord says: "Agh, wait. What am I doing. I need to see what your.. Friend is doing."
??? says: "We're not 'friends'. Also his name is Ajax."
"I'm Mewy."
Tord says: "Okay.. thanks for the names I guess.."
Mewy says: "No problem. Anyway, I'll see you soon."
Tord says: "Right."
Chapter 6
Back in Red Army...
Ajax is on his way to find Tord and kill him.
Ajax begins to break everything in the strange underground lab.
Ajax says: "Come out Tord. I don't have all day."
Mewy chases after Ajax.
Mewy says: "Ajax, I don't think we're supposed to kill him."
Ajax says: "I don't want to hear that from somebody like you."
"And also, if we kill him, our information won't get leaked."
Mewy says: "Weren't you the one who revealed that we were Space Giraffes?"
Ajax says: "You know what! I just had the great idea of splitting up. You go find his inventions, while I go kill him. How does that sound?"
Mewy says: "Oh um. Well okay."
The two split up.
Meanwhile with Tord... He's sitting in a dark room with multiple monitors.
Tord says: "Right. How can I prevent them from doing either of those things.."
"I suppose I shouldn't worry about them finding me. This room is hidden off pretty well. But it's still best to stay cautious.."
"Now with my inventions on the other hand..."
"Hmm.. Oh, I know."
Tord presses a button on the control table in front of him.
A mechanic sound is heard across the entire lab.
Ajax says: "This sound.."
Ajax breaks open a door that was next to him and enters the room but.. Nothing seems to be there.
Ajax says: "Oh. An empty room."
"That's way too suspicous."
Ajax turns his arms into strange black tentacles (Like Chau Binh) and starts to punch everything across the room.
After a few punches, a hole opens up in the ground. Ajax looks down and sees a room with some unimportant equipment
Ajax says: "Oh? There's a downstairs, eh?"
He jumps down and looks for the door, which leads to absolutely nothing. Only dirt.
Ajax says: "What."
"Who the hell designed this place."
Meanwhile with Mewy..
Mewy enters some room and looks around.
Mewy says: "Ohh.. just some room with weird drinks.."
She goes to leave, but before she can.. a strange mechanic noise is heard and the room starts to move downwards.
Mewy says: "What the-"
"How odd! The room moved by itself."
"Oh well."
Mewy extends and enlarges her arms to break open the ceiling.
She hops out of the room into a new room, that seems to be completely empty.
Mewy says: "Ohh.. Hmm.."
Back with Tord.
Tord says: "All the rooms have now been replaced with empty versions."
"Wait- Oh, looks like they've already figured out the trick."
"Oh well, at least it'll buy me some time to figure out what to do.."
"Killing them will probably be difficult.. Same with capturing.."
"I could try negotiating. But I doubt that'd work.."
"Hmm.."
"I need more time.."
Tord presses another button.
Ajax leaves the empty room, and is back in the hallway he was before.
But suddenly, multiple giant metal doors start to appear and close off the hallway
Ajax says: "Oh, you're real funny, buddy."
"And I don't even understand funny."
Tord starts to speak to Ajax thru an intercom.
Tord says: "Ajax."
Ajax says: "How the- oh. Mewy told you."
"What is it Lar-something?"
"Ready to surrender?"
Tord says: "I was thinking we could negotiate."
Ajax says: "Oh sweet. I won't kill you if you give us all your inventions and let us leave."
Tord says: "I knew you'd say that."
"I have a different offer in mind.."
Ajax says: "Yeah, yeah. I'm getting bored listening to you. Just say it."
Tord says: "How about.. I'll give you my inventions if you leave this planet and give back Paul and Patryk."
Ajax says: "First of all, that sounds stupidly unfair. And second of all I'm not even in charge of deciding whether or not we should leave this planet."
"My deal sounded much more fair."
"You humans take your lives so seriously. So keeping you alive is a good deal."
Tord says: "..."
Ajax says: "I don't get why you won't just hand over your inventions. You can always make new ones or whatever."
Tord says: "Right okay. There's no way I'm going to be able to negotiate."
Ajax says: "Hey, I'm not being the stubborn one. You are."
"I gave a fair trade, you didn't."
"Okay anyway, I'm bored. Where are you?"
Tord says: "Like I'd tell you."
Ajax says: "..."
Chapter 7
Meanwhile with Mewy.
Mewy somehow finds her way back to the entrance of the lab.
Mewy says: "Ohh.. Um.."
"Whoops."
"Huh wait, what's this?"
Mewy says: "Huh? What's this.."
Next to the entrance door is a map of the lab.
Mewy says: "Oh, that's convenient."
Mewy rips off the map from the wall.
Mewy says: "Hmmmm... So his inventions are.... here!"
"I wonder why we didn't notice this beforehand."
Tord smiles, seeing Mewy take the map.
Tord says: "Good.. Good.. She fell for the fake map."
"Hmm.. I might not be able to negotiate with the Ajax "person", but maybe i can with Mewy? She seems much more polite."
Mewy says: "Huh, why is this hallway blocked with a metal door?"
"Oh well."
Mewy walks through the metal door blocking her way. It breaks open with ease.
Tord says: "Huh?? Those doors are made out of the strongest metal I could find.. Even Ajax had trouble getting through them.."
"Oh whatever.. Negotiation time."
Tord starts to speak to Mewy through an intercom.
Tord says: "Mewy. Do you think we could negotiate?"
Mewy says: "Huh?"
"I'm sorry, I don't think I'm allowed to do that."
Tord says: "Please.."
Mewy says: "Umm.. well okay. What do you have in mind?"
Tord says: "Give me back Patryk and Paul, leave this planet and don't take my inventions."
Mewy says: "Uhhh.. I'm definitely not allowed to do that"
Tord says: "Please."
Mewy says: "Please don't peer pressure me."
"Actually even if you did it wouldn't work."
"Unless you were cute then I'd consider."
Tord says: "What"
Mewy says: "Anyway-"
Mewy breaks through one of the metal doors and sees Ajax.
Ajax says: "Mewy."
Mewy says: "Ajax."
"I found a map of the lab."
Ajax says: "Well, well, well.. Looks like Lar-dumb really is dumb after all!"
Mewy says: "I'm heading over to the inventions. Maybe we should go together?"
Ajax says: "No way. Anyway, gimme that."
Ajax takes the map out of Mewy's hands.
Ajax says: "..."
"Okay. I found the controls room."
Mewy extends her hands.
Mewy says: "Map please."
Ajax says: "Yeah yeah."
Ajax hands it back to her.
Ajax says: "I'M COMING FOR YOU LAR-SOMETHING."
Ajax runs in a different direction from Mewy.
Mewy says: "Bye, bye Ajax."
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...
Some time later...
Ajax says: "The map said it'd be here. And yet I see absolutely no entrance."
Tord says: "Ajax."
Ajax says: "..."
Tord says: "I'll tell you how to get to me on one condition."
Ajax says: "..."
"Lalalalala I can't hear you."
Ajax covers his ears.
Tord says: "wh-"
Ajax says: "I know you're going to make another unfair deal."
"Anyway, time to obliterate everything."
Ajax starts to break everything around him.
Tord says: "..."
Tord looks to the other monitor showing Mewy entering a room.
Tord says: "Looks like she's arrived at the "inventions" room."
Mewy says: "Ohh.. there's nothing here."
Tord presses another button on the control table. The door behind Mewy closes, and begins to shake rapidly.
Mewy says: "What the-"
Mewy feels the room starting to fall downwards
The room stops to fall and the shaking stops as well.
Mewy says: "Wow.. that could be considered "fun"."
"..."
Tord presses another button, and lava starts to flow out from some holes in the room Mewy is in.
Mewy says: "Ohh, spicy water."
The room begins to slowly fill up with lava.
Mewy says: "Pretty.."
"But I shouldn't get distracted."
Mewy punches a hole in the ceiling and climbs out of the room flowing with lava.
She looks up, and sees this: (Because i didn't know how to explain it hopefully u can understand the image)
Mewy says: "Oh well"
Mewy does a big squat and then jumps high into the air, and latches onto the door. She then exits the room.
Tord says: "........."
Mewy says: "Huh.... Was this map wrong?"
"That's weird.."
Meanwhile with Tord.
Tord says: "...."
"I knew I wouldn't be able to kill them but.. still.."
"And negotiating doesn't seem to work either.."
"Goddammit... what should I do?"
"No.. No.. wait."
"Patryk and Paul.. They were able to kill Chau Binh.."
"So maybe I can kill these too."
Suddenly, from behind him. Tord hears a sound.
Tord says: ". . ."
"What?"
Chapter 8
Tord says: "What was that sound.."
"Did they find me..? There's no way.."
From under the control table, Tord pulls out a backpack.
Tord says: "I'm not going to risk not doing anything.."
He puts on the backpack, and waits quietly for something to happen.
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...
...
The same sound is heard again, this time louder.
Suddenly, the ceiling of the room breaks open and Ajax jumps in.
Ajax says: "FOUND YOU."
Ajax goes in for a punch, but Tord quickly jumps out of the way.
Ajax says: "I wanna leave this place, so let's get this over with."
Tord says: "...How did you find this room?"
"I gave a fake map.."
Ajax says: "I know. I figured it out after I heard you murmuring to yourself."
Tord says: "But how could you- wait you're literally an alien I shouldn't be too surprised."
Ajax goes in for another strike, Tord barely dodges.
On the backpack Tord put on a while back is a button. He presses it and his entire body gets covered in metal armor.
Ajax says: "Wow. If I could, I'd be laughing."
"Because It's funny that you think that armor will do anythin-"
Tord points his palm at Ajax and a lazer shoots out from it.
It hits him.
Ajax says: "Woah there."
Ajax heads towards Tord. Tord starts to shoot the lazers at him again, but Ajax ignores them.
Ajax grabs Tords arm and begins to swing him around.
He then throws Tord into the wall.
Tord says: "AGH-"
Before Tord could react, Ajax quickly appears in front of him and starts to punch him multiple times.
Ajax says: "I'm a trained soldier, so your armor is completely useless."
Ajax then winds up his fist to go in for one big final punch.
Tord says: "WAIT!"
Ajax gets caught off-guard, but still ends up punching Tord.
Ajax says: "It's too late to beg for mercy."
Tord says: "Hngh... No... If you kill me... how will you... Find the inventions...?"
Ajax says: "If we can't find them then we'll just blow up Red Army. Simple as that."
Tord says: "...."
"Hahaha.. ha?"
Ajax says: "It wasn't a joke."
Tord says: "...."
"Can't we... negotiate... again?"
Ajax says: "No."
"It's over, Lar... Lar... What was your name? It doesn't matter."
Tord says: "Well... before you kill me..."
"I have something to give you..."
Ajax says: "?"
Tord pulls out a strange round ball from his backpack and gives it to Ajax.
Ajax says: "Wow a useless ball. I am so "happy". I will forever cherish it."
Tord says: "One... Two... Three.."
The ball explodes, and the room gets filled with gas.
It's hard to see anything.
Ajax says: "Oh. Well that's annoying."
Tord presses a button that's on his chest. His backpack turns into a Jet pack!
He flies up to the ceiling and looks for the hole Ajax made.
Ajax says: "...."
"Wait a second-"
Tord finds it and flies out of the control room.
Meanwhile, with Mewy.
Mewy says: "Looks like that map was wrong... huh. Maybe it was outdated?"
"Well okay... if I was Larsson.. Where would I hide my creations.."
"...."
"Inside of me- wait no can humans do that..?"
"Hmmmm...."
"Yeahhh.. I don't know what to do. I'll go find Ajax."
Mewy starts to walk around the lab.
...
...
...
"Hmm..I think Ajax went somewhere around here..
Mewy looks around the hallway and sees a hole in the ground.
Mewy says: "Oh, that looks interestin-"
Tord flies out from the hole and land grabs onto Mewy
Tord says: "..."
"Are you kidding me."
Mewy says: "Oh, hello."
"I didn't expect to see you."
Tord says: "I'll show you where the inventions are if you don't kill me."
Mewy says: "Okay!"
Tord says: "Let's.. hurry. Before Ajax-"
Ajax jumps out from the hole!
Ajax says: "Mewy."
Mewy says: "Ajax."
"Tord said he'd show me where the inventions are!"
Ajax says: "...."
"Fine. Okay. Whatever. Show us the way Lar-dumb."
Tord says: "...Yeah.."
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...
After a bit of walking, Tord stops in front of an empty wall.
Mewy says: "Wow, this is a nice wall. :)"
Ajax says: "You better not be tricking us, buddy."
Tord puts his hand on the wall, and an eye scanner pops out from it and scans Tords eyes.
The wall opens, which leads to a door.
Robot Voice says: "What's the password."
Tord says: "EddMattTom"
Robot Voice says: "Correct."
The door opens up, and they enter the inventions room.
Tord says: "Here they are.."
Mewy says: "Wow!! You made all of this?"
Tord says: "..."
Ajax says: "Sweet. Now let's kill him."
Tord says: "Wait-"
Mewy says: "But.. I promised I wouldn't kill him if he showed me where his inventions are."
Ajax says: "So?"
Mewy says: "It'd be mean if I broke the promise.."
Ajax says: "...."
"You are an actual idiot."
"If we don't kill him. He'll just make new inventions."
Mewy says: "But we weren't ordered to k-"
Ajax says: "I don't care."
"The higherups are just as stupid as you."
Mewy says: ":("
Ajax says: "Don't give me that look, you can't even feel sadness."
"Now.."
Ajax starts to get closer to Tord.
Tord says: "You know.. You're being the stupid one."
Ajax says: "..."
(JHJIHIUWHUI I can't figure out how to write this sentence :pensive: #vocabularywho?)
Tord says: "If you kill me, it might cause some problems for you."
Ajax says: "Sure."
Tord says: "If I understand correctly.. you don't want Yata knowing that you species is actually here."
Ajax says: "I'm just a soldier. I have no clue what you're talking about."
"Anyway, I'm done listening to your voice."
Ajax goes in for a punch, but then...
Mewy kicks Ajax in the stomach. She hits him so hard that he flies into the ceiling, breaking it completely open.
Since the ceiling broke open, he gets thrown into the sky
Mewy says: "Bye, bye Ajax! I'll see you in approximately... 1 human year!"
Tord says: "........."
"Why did you save me??"
Mewy says: "Because you're really ugly."
Tord says: "What"
Mewy says: "It's hard to explain, sorry!"
"Anyway, thanks for showing me where your inventions are. That was really nice of you."
Tord says: "..."
Mewy says: "You seem kind of 'sad'. I think?"
Tord says: "Just.. Just take them and leave.."
Mewy says: "Okay!"
Mewy takes all of his inventions and leaves.
Tord falls to his knees.
Tord says: "..."
"GODDAMIT3UIHEWRUIWRUIOEWRUYOIGREWUYGOUYOGWER"
