Spinese-Celtic War
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUke3qJv86o | ||
| Date | 74 CE | ||
| Location | North-Western North America | ||
| Outcome | Celtic & Allies were victorious | ||
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Spinese Political Crisis
President Denver Gagnon of Spisos was exposed for undemocratic actions, leading to him being overthrown in the nation's first fully democratic elections that led to Bob Walker being elected as the new president. In Bob's subsequent victory speech Denver attempted to assassinate him but was unsuccessful, leading to Denver being forced to flee the country due to being hunted by Spisos' secret service after proclaiming he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Bob had finally secured control, yet decided to regardless continue Denver's anti-Luxurian policies by making being a cowboy illegal, forcing them to relocate to the recently established Republic of West Luxuria. Soon afterwards Bob's nudes were leaked because of him sending them to 500 girls, with each of them commenting on how small his penis was, though due to one of them being Luxurian he decided to send the secret service after said girl and beat her, leading to a major refugee crisis in Luxuria as people fled from the Spinese zone to West Luxuria.
The recent events in Spisos did not go unnoticed internationally, with both Yetia and Sipedro calling out Spisos for its actions, which only lead to Bob making talking negatively about him a prison offence. Soon after this incident a video was leaked of Bob bad mouthing the Luxurians as a people as well as personally insulting Premier Emily Delauney of Yetia and President Pedro El Fiesta of Sipedro, pissing off both of them as Yetia threatened sanctions and Sipedro threatening to beat him up. In the next incident Bob married a girl named Lisa, whom kept calling him a pervert at random intervals as well as using his position to send messages to the Yetian and Sipedroan governments demanding that they stop talking with her husband.
Aleron Chablis, president of Celtic, was almost assassinated by a Spinese assassin sent by Bob, only pissing off the rest of the world even more as Yetia and Islandia vowed to protect Celtic against any foreign threats. Bob kept insisting that he be told if the other countries cared about Celtic while also commenting on how boring Yetia's commitment to peace was. Sipedro threatened war if Spisos did any such actions, which only caused Bob to remark that Pedro El Fiesta's opinion was invalid due to him not being white, pissing off Pedro even more until Spisos stated it did not care for others' opinions anymore as it officially declared war on Celtic.
Spinese-Celtic War
Celtic felt like the situation for them was hopeless, yet the rest of the world disagreed as Yetia, Lineland, Islandia, Sipedro, and the United Nations' Peacekeeping Taskforce sent armies out to stop Spisos from invading Celtic, with Celtic largely holding off with its navy and small militia until they arrived. Spisos argued that their intervention was stupid, saying that peace would never last anyway. Celtic spread its 100 soldiers onto each of its islands, though the 10 which arrived to where Spisos was invading quite quickly died. Lineland demanded that Spisos back down, to which they reacted dismissively, prompting Lineland to launch a naval invasion of Nome. Spisos accused them of planning on attacking the local orphanage, which Lineland denied, convincing Spisos to begin conscripting orphans into the war, though the secret service told Bob that this action would make them lose which convinced him to send an actual army over to fight Lineland while Islandia moved to liberate Celtic.
Spisos refused continued peace offers, sending all of its soldiers except those invading Celtic to fight Lineland, prompting Sipedro to launch an invasion of Anchorage which was now undefended. Making use of a similar opening, West Luxuria would join the war after recieving advice from Yetia to do so by invading the Spinese occupation zone in Luxuria. With Spisos now quite actively losing against the enemy advance, Bob threw a tantrum over the situation and fled to Kodiak Island, finally asking for peace after being convinced by one of his soldiers, though he later on turned back on this after Lineland said he wouldn't be in charge of Spisos anymore after this, though after Sipedro said that regardless if he agreed on peace or not he was being kicked out of power he finally sued for peace.
After the war had concluded, Celtic became an internationally recognized country and Bob Walker was kicked out of power in Spisos, leaving Spisos without leaders for a time.
