Rat Centaur's Escape
Meanwhile in the deserts of Luxuria...
Adventure Man says: "Oh boy I sure do love exploring the desert! I hope I don't find anything wacky and uncharacteristic."
Suddenly, the adventure man hears strange screaming sounds from afar in the desert.
Adventure Man says: "What the hell! Are those vultures or whatever?"
"I should stay away from those weird screams!"
Adventure Man starts going in the opposite direction of the screams, but suddenly a rock is thrown at his head and he falls to the ground from the sheer strength of this god forsaken rock.
Adventure Man says: "Oh no I have fallen and I can't get up :("
The screams get closer and closer. In the distance Adventure Man sees a strange looking creature...
Adventure Man says: "Huh... Wait a second.."

Adventure Man says: "WHAT IS THAT"
He tries to get up, but the strange rat looking monster has already caught up to him.
The rat creature stomps on his legs and breaks them in half.
Adventure Man screams in agony.
Adventure Man says: "WHAT ARE YOU"
The rat creature screams.
The centaur-looking rat then eats the adventure man.
It is a gory scene.
The Rat-Centaur has escaped from his 100 year torment.
THE END :)