Luxurian War of Succession
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXitNwF5ZQw |
| Date | 118 CE |
| Location | Luxuria |
| Outcome | Sofia George Victory |
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After 49 years of life, King George George of Luxuria peacefully passed away in his sleep, leading to a mourning period which was quickly interrupted by the question of who was to actually rule the country as Liam II George and Hades George both claimed the throne immediately, only for Lucas George to call both of them unfit as he also claimed it. George Jr. George claimed to be the rightful ruler as he had reclaimed Melbourne and Linasburg for Luxuria, while Apollo George and Artemis George stated that they would be way better co-monarchs than any others. Lucas questioned how this would be solved, prompting Hades to proclaim that the matter of the Luxurian crown was to be resolved via war.
Luxuria promptly fractured between each of George George's children as Liam II proclaimed his intentions to reunify Luxuria while Sofia George failed to encourage peace despite other countries proclaiming they wouldn't involve themselves. George Jr. was the most experienced at war out of those in the southeast, allowing him to easily push back against Arlo George and Poseidon George. Lucas tried to encourage peace as well, but was shut down by Hades and Liam II as their armies clashed. Liam II made fun of Hades' incredibly undeveloped territories, prompting him to pull his army off the front and attack Arlo to gain control over the Luxurian Military Base in order to gain better equipment from there. Lucas and Harriet banded together as Lucas comforted Harriet's fears towards the war and offered to protect her in New Guinea. Hades 'bribed' George Jr. into attacking Arlo so that he may push there quicker, leading to Hades capturing the military base. Liam II freaked out as Hades began inadvertently unleashing various weapons of war after Arlo surrendered and fled to Islandia where Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George had also went. Hades got his 'weapons' under control after a little while of struggling, leading to Liam II's army crumbling under the might of countless Robot Emus. Poseidon and Lucas cooperated against Apollo and Artemis due to Artemis being seen as too insane to lead Luxuria, leading to him having an outburst. With their neighbours distracted attacking them, Artemis and Apollo launched an invasion of Harriet's territory, leading to Harriet freaking out due to Artemis allegedly traumatizing her as a child by chasing her with a knife despite everyone else saying this was an exaggeration. Creepyland "encouraged" George Jr. to betray Hades due to him advancing too quickly, which he decided to do out of pressure. Artemis launched various massacres in the invasion of New Guinea, which Harriet was not really capable of stopping beyond trying to cancel him on twitter. Liam II bombed the Luxurian Military Base so neither Hades or George Jr. could use it.
Poseidon was surprised that he was still even in the war as he expected to be among the first to lose. Liam II decided that maybe he could find something useful in Timor Leste to win the war, which he seemingly did. Harriet unsuccessfully tried to bribe Artemis to stop, but Apollo persuaded him to remain locked in as he could get anything he wanted once they ruled Luxuria. An earthquake rocked Luxuria as out of SIGLAF a massive eyeless monster called a "Gruuber" which was not to be released emerged which Liam II had found in Timor emerged from the ground, destroying the city with its massive tail. Liam II decided against killing it as it could bring a military advantage to his side, only for the Gruuber to run over into Liam's territory where it ran towards Atherton Palace. Though initially Liam freaked out that it would destroy everything, he ended up taming it by feeding it severed hands from Timor and used it to rampage across his enemies. Harriet was forced to escape from New Guinea due to Artemis & Apollo's advance, leading to her relocating to Saint Shrek alongside Lucas. Artemis kept pushing westwards despite Harriet being gone as he invaded Timor despite Apollo telling him not to, leading to Liam II unleashing his full might on the two as the Gruuber crushed the invading armies and began heading over to New Guinea. Apollo and Artemis realised that there was no way they could beat Liam's army, leading to them accepting an offer by the Poavakian Imperial Party to smuggle them into Poavak to avoid capture. Poseidon was surrounded and losing, so he decided to figure out howo to escape which lead to Liam offering him a way out by sending a plane to come get him, only for the pilot to jump out mid-fight which lead to the plane crashing and Poseidon dying.
With Apollo and Artemis now effectively gone, their lands were returned to Harriet as Liam's army ravaged New Guinea while Hades used the opportunity to push Liam back on the main front. George Jr. decided against attacking Hades anymore as he wanted Liam to lose, prompting CreepyFan29 to rage about how much of a wimp he was and how much they wanted to get dominated by Liam instead, prompting George to snap about how all CreepyFan29 (who was revealed to be named Eleonora Smith) did was whine and talk about her weird sexual fantasies as he demanded custody over their son Once-ler Smith. Eleonora refused as she claimed she hated George, leading to her stating that she would kill Once-ler, prompting George to fly over to stop this. George encountered Eleonora holding Once-ler by the feet atop The Tallest Tower In The World, where he failed to convince her to stop leading to him grabbing the baby as Eleonora attacked him, leading to George throwing Once-ler into a elevator and sending him down as George and Eleonora fought ontop the tower, soon being pushed to the edge as Eleonora wished George was aborted. Eleonora shoved George off the tower, only for George to grab her hand as he fell leading to both of them dying.
Hades ended up taking George Jr's land as Once-ler was effectively abandoned in Creepyland. Liam conquered New Guinea from Harriet, lading to Lucas having an outburst which prompted Liam to ask why Lucas was even helping her when he was clearly much stronger and more capable, leading to Lucas professing his love for Harriet which disgusted literally everyone involved in the war as all of them were siblings. Lucas then revealed that Harriet had been pregnant for 9 months due to the two of them being drunk a while back, leading to everyone being simply baffled as Aphrodite grew disappointed in her parenting skills. As Lucas' army was crushed from all sides Harriet suddenly went into labour and gave birth to a deformed girl named India George after Liam captured the 3 of them. Harriet and Lucas were brought to the garden while India was left under the care of a maid. The garden had a massive hole in it dug by the Gruuber, which Lucas and Harriet didn't seem to see as an issue until Liam shoved them in the hole while stating "Goodbye you sick fucks. See you in hell". Liam bragged to Hades about how he had been killing their siblings, leading to Hades getting angry and declaring that he would not let Liam rule Luxuria. The two armies clashed until Liam captured the Military Base, which Liam was glad to see wasn't fully destroyed. Hades asked what had happened to Liam that lead to him being so cruel, leading to Liam remarking how he was named after the kind and neutral Liam Barney George and yet he was like this, calling George George wrong for naming him the way he did. Hades asked if Liam was going to form an empire after he won, leading to him claiming he wasn't planning on it but was grateful for the idea. Liam began developing nukes thanks to instructions that were left behind by Peppa Pig George, which once completed lead to the obliteration of Saint Shrek. Hades survived this by hiding in Saint Shrek Church's Bunker, though him boasting about this lead to Liam quickly marching over and capturing him now that he knew where he was.
Hades was tied up and brought to the same pit which had claimed the lives of Lucas and Harriet, where Liam now claimed Hades would die next. All of the sudden Liam was shot in the leg by a stranger who was soon revealed to be Sofia, who had been hiding out on the Islandian Islands the entire war. Sofia was very disappointed on how Liam had killed their siblings as they saw it as completely unnecessary, disagreeing with Liam's view that they may have seized the throne as her and Aphrodite were disappointed in Liam, claiming that George George would be as well. Liam was glad that Sofia came though, as he claimed he now had the chance to kill her as well as his soldiers pointed their guns at her. Sofia said that if she was shot then she would shoot Liam, prompting Liam to lift up Hades as a human shield. Sofia was outnumbered and indtimidated into putting the gun down as she knew she would die if she tried anything, leading to Liam counting down from 5 upon which Sofia would be executed. As Liam reached the last number, Hades suddenly shoved Liam and himself into the pit, killing them both as the soldiers stood down.
Despite everything, Sofia George won the Luxurian War of Succession and was crowned as the next Queen of Luxuria. Funerals for all of the lost members of the House of George were held, India George was seemingly lost, and Once-ler Smith was proclaimed as the next ruler of Creepyland despite being a baby. Arlo George and Aphrodite Alexopoulos-George returned to Luxuria, while Apollo George and Artemis George remained in Poavak.
