Spinese Civil War
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4avhSfvPFk | ||
| Date | 169 CE | ||
| Location | People's Republic of Spisos | ||
| Outcome | Negotiated Peace | ||
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After World War 12 all of Spisos was unified under the northern communists, though despite what one may expect Spisos was not entirely unified under one regime as chaos continued in the streets as the people of the south ignored gun laws, hated vodka, spat on northerners, and refused vaccinations. After gathering enough support, the south launched a revolt against the north, quickly securing all of their claims before pushing across the Yukon river. The 'frontlines' were barely even organized as it was largely just a mob of hillbillies running at a bunch of wild bears lured in by the northerners. Lineland sent the northerners an army of 100 thousand soldiers, which overwhelmed the disorganized mob of old racist people and antivaxxer moms. People began making speeches about how Spisos should simply reunify so both sides could get what they wanted democratically, which became as once the war slowed down Vaccine Man leader of the north and Karen Taylor leader of the south debated about how the north was supposedly anti-freedom by enforcing vaccinations and how the south was stupid for letting themselves get sick and throw around guns without needing to use them for any legitimate reason. Seeing no way forwards, the two spoke with the people making unity speeches in the north and south known as Paul Voorde and Patryk Dudulewicz. They first proposed permanent partition, but later suggested compromise where vaccination was optional and there would be gun laws, while economically they would adopt a form of 'capitalist communism' where every year the wealth of the top 1% would be redistributed to the poor. In order to avoid further conflict, all parties agreed to the unification agreement and formed the Third Republic of Spisos in a speech in Anchorage. Paul and Patryk would promptly seize power for themselves and establish a diarchy where they would both be the leader.
