Sipedroan-Itachian War
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqEHdGEHJjQ | ||
| Date | 158 CE | ||
| Location | Latin America | ||
| Outcome | Sipedroan Victory | ||
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Itachia reacted harshly to the Sipedroan-Lustlandian War, threatening military force which Sipedro disregarded as a non-threat, prompting Itachia to declare war on Sipedro. The first fighting was over the Panama Canal, which Itachia tried to occupy. With the Panama front being largely a stalemate for both sides, Sipedro launched an invasion from its new Lustland territories, forcing Itachia into a defensive position where it held off the enemy thanks to its mountains and jungles. Itachia began a limited attack into Lustland while Sipedro bombed out the Itachian forces in panama, forcing them to retreat into the Andes as Sipedro pushed into Itachia from the northwest. Sipedro slowly advanced into Sipedro by making use of fire-bombing tactics, although each patch of land that was occupied was costly in both resources and lives as Itachia taunted them.
The stalemate concluded as Itachia launched an operation trying to cut off the Sipedroan forces that had captured much of its northwestern coastline by rushing down the mountains, which was initially quite successful despite Sipedroan bombing campaigns. Tired of Itachia's usagee of mountains, Ricardo Milos was forced to use his dick laser to cleave through Itachia's mountain defences, allowing Sipedro to finally break through. With Itachia not actively being pushed back, Cocalan separatists rose up once more and proclaimed the People's Republic of Cocala which aligned itself with Sipedro in return for independence. Cocala and Sipedro began advancing into Itachia quickly, forcing Itachia to begin making makeshift trenches in an attempt to hold back the enemy. Itachia offered peace if it was allowed to keep its independence, which was denied. The front eventually slowed down somewhat, but Itachia was still clearly losing as bombs caused its front to collapse. With most of its major population centres occupied by the enemy, Itachia imploded in on itself as socialist militias rose up in the remaining fringe territories under its rule, giving rise to the People's Republic of Acre and People's Republic of Titicaca. With no way of victory remaining, Itachia announced its surrender as both its and Yorica's exiled governments relocated to Islandia.
After the war, several nations such as Islandia and Texas found Sipedro's expansionism to be very concerning, which Sipedro itself agreed with as it boasted about tricking its public into electing a madwoman who would kill any dissenters without a second thought.
