My Unforgettable Foe

Year: 175 CE - 181 CE*

After the events of the Abyyskan-Yamalian War...

Tank says: "Ugh this Elmo thing is stupid. Because of them I'M HOMELESS IN SOME RANDOM NATION I DON'T KNOW THE LANGUAGE OF!"

Tank goes to a random apple store and googles cheap houses on one of the computers on.

Tank finds a cheap house for sale.

Tank says: "WOAH THIS HOUSE COSTS 500 RUBLES!"

"AND IT'S IN... Nakmai.."

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Tank decides to look at houses in Sizzle but they all cost way too much.

Tank says: "Maybe I should just go to Nakmai.."

"WAIT"

"NO"

"THEY'RE COMMIES"

"I CAN'T START LIVING IN A COMMUNIST NATION"

Everybody awkwardly stares at Tank shouting at himself.

Tank says: "But.. It's so cheap.."

".."

"NO. I'M A KING!! I CAN'T LIVE IN SOME UGLY OLD COMMIE HOUSE!"

Tank says: "Wait even if I go to Nakmai I can't speak ... Whatever their commie language is..."

"Wait.."

Tank googles Nakmai official languages.

Tank says: "Most Nakmaians know English?.. I mean.. I know a little bit of english i guess I could communicate with them-"

"NO."

"NO."

"COMMUNISM IS BAD."

"I HATE COMMUNISM!"

"I BET THEY'RE ALL ORPHANS ANYWAY!"

"buti'mstarvingandIbarelyhaveanymoneyforahotel..."

Tank says: "OKAY FINE I'LL GO TO NAKMAI"

Tank looks at the cheapest way to get there.

Tank says: "Walking."

".."

Tank says: "Fine. I guess I'll WALK to the stupid COMMIE NATION."

Tank starts following certain rural paths to get there, stealing an iphone before leaving.

20 days later.

Tank gets to the city of Thànphố in Nakmai.

Tank is starving, cold, thirsty and tired.

Tank says: "I should've have just stayed in Sizzle..."

"There was no need for somebody like me to walk to this disgusting nation."

Somebody walks up to Tank.

??? says: "Bạn gỏi lắm? Bạn trông xấu xa lol "

Tank says: "."

"What?"

??? says: "Oh you don't speak Vietnamese lmao"

"Should've guessed so, since you look white"

??? says: "Anyway you look like you're about to die from hunger. Want me to buy some food for you."

Tank says: "Uh... Sure..."

??? takes Tank to some fancy sushi restaurant.

??? says: "Order anything you want. I'm kind of a big deal in Nakmai so I'm rich lol."

Tank says: "Rich?"

??? says: "NO CORROPTION HERE."

"NO CORRUPTION."

"TRUST ME."

"TRUST ME."

"ANYWAY."

"JUST ORDER ANYTHING YOU WANT."

"MY TREAT."

Tank says: "Okay commie."

??? says: "Anyway my name is An what's your name?"

Tank says: "A commie like you doesn't deserve to know my name."

An says: "Uh okay then."

Tank orders everything on the menu.

An says: "While we are waiting for all the food you ordered.. What happened to you?"

"Are you a left-over Luxurian Soldier or something? "

"Actually wait you accent doesn't sound Luxurian.."

Tank says: "..."

Static starts coming from tank's jacket.

"jhiweriuh-"

Tank takes out the radio and puts it on the table.

An says: "What"

"Why do you have a radio"

An says: "It looks hella old too"

"Wait.. are you a time traveller from the past?"

Tank says: "SHUT UP."

An says: "Woah okay calm down..."

The purification of the west shall commence soon. You may see our brave warriors of the lord preparing for the purification at the city of Salekhard. The glimmer shall be extinguished. Stay in tune, Do not turn off your radio.

An says: "What"

An says: "What did the first part say?"

Tank says: "The same thing it said in English."

"God you're so stupid"

An says: "Okay"

"Wait so what's the radio even talking about?"

"Purification?"

Tank says: "The Elmo cult sent me this radio. It talks about everything the Elmo Cult is going to do."

"Purification is unimportant."

An says: "Okay then."

Tanks 29832 orders finally come.

An says: "Wait."

"Elmo cult sent you this?"

Tank says: "It's actual name is Abyysky. Though I doubt a stupid commie like you would know."

An says: "Ohhh them,"

An says: "."

"Wait are you from Abyssky?"

Tank says: "GOD NO."

"I was the king of Yamalia."

An says: "Oh".

"Did you take your medications this morning?"

Tank says: "."

"I'M NOT LYING."

"I'M THE KING OF YAMALIA".

An says: "Sure sure."

Tank angrily eats the Sushi.

An googles leaders of Yamalia and sees Tank on one of the images.

Anyway after Tank finishes eating the sushi they leave the restaurant since it's night already.

An says: "So uhh"

"Do you have a place to stay?"

Tank says: "..."

"OBVIOUSLY. I'M THE GREAT KING OF YAMALIA."

An says: "Oh okay then, goodbye :zany_face:"

An starts to leave

Tank says: "."

Tank starts to follow An.

An stops.

Tank says: "Uh.. My house is that way too.."

An says: "Oh okay."

An starts walking to his home and Tank follows behind.

After a while An finally gets to his house.

An says: ".."

"You don't have a house."

Tanks says: "I DO."

"JUST BECAUSE YOU COMMIES ARE BROKE AND DON'T HAVE HOUSES TO GO TO DOESN'T MEAN I'M THE SAME!"

An says: "."

"I'll leave the door open."

An goes inside his house.

Tank is too stubborn to go inside An's house so he sits outside of it and listens to the radio.

Join us, citizens. It is time for the warriors of the lord to spread the shadows. Observe their exit. Observe the shimmer being extinguished. Stay in tune, Do not turn off your radio

The graveyard has been entered into our holy order.

Autonomy of Luvamatrilia has been abolished.

Purification shall commence.

Tank is still too stubborn to go inside An's house

Tank says: "Wait I shouldn't sit outside his house. Then he'll ACTUALLY think I have no house!

Tank says: "..."

"..."

"..."

Tank sees the lights in An's house get turned off.

Tank says: "So he's going to sleep i presume?"

"The AUDACITY of him :rage:"

Tank starts to fall asleep.

Tank says: "the audacity.. of this man.. this.. zzzzzzzzzzz"

He falls asleep.

The next morning.

Tank wakes up on a couch.

Tank says: "..."

"IUOW3ERHUOIWERHUWOEYIGRWEUYORGWEURYG"

"HOW DARE I BE KIDNAPPED!"

Tank falls off the couch.

Tank stressfully gets up and starts to look around.

Tank says: "This better not be karma for all the orphans I sent to the mines."

An walks into the room.

An says: "Good morning."

Tank says: ".."

"YOU."

"KIDNAPPED ME."

"THE AUDACITY!?!?!?!?!"

"WHEN I GET YAMALIA BACK YOU WILL GET THE DEATH PENALTY!"

An says: "Lol I don't think that's how it works?"

"Anywayyyy..."

Tank notices the news.

Tank says: "Luvama..trilia..."

"Who.... OH. THE WEIRDOS NEXT DOOR."

"UGH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE OVER THEM."

An says: "Bro you had like a decade to invade them."

Tank says: "I WAS PREPARING."

An says: "PREPARING FOR WHAT? THE GHOSTS TO HAUNT YOU?"

"Anyway that's beside the point."

"I made 20 vegan tacos by accident."

"Want some?"

Tank says: "Vegan? What are you, Gay?"

An says: "What does being a vegan have to do with being gay?"

Tank says: "Real men eat meat."

An says: "Okay then."

"I guess you'll have to just starve."

An goes to eat his 20 vegan tacos he made by accident.

1 Hour later or something.

An walks back into his living room after finishing his 20 vegan tacos he made by accident.

And he notices that Tank is still in his living room for some reason.

An says: "TBH I thought you would've left by now."

"But if you wanna stay you can stay I don't mind."

Tank says: "I DON'T WANT TO STAY HERE. I'm just.. on vacation in your house."

An says: "You're on vacation in my house got it."

Tank says: "Annoying."

An says: "Oh yeah, I wanna give you something."

Tank says: "Don't."

An hands Tank some money.

Tank says: "..."

"Are you trying to insult me?"

An says: "No? If you don't want the money then I'll just-"

Tank grabs the money out of An's hands.

An says: "Anywayyyyy I gotta do leadership stuff, don't burn the house down. I only have 5 houses."

Tank says: "I hope you get hit by a car. If you commies even have those."

An says: "Haha okay, bye."

An leaves.

Tank stands awkwardly in the communist house. Not knowing what to do.

12 HOURS LATER...

An comes back home from doing his very important leadership duties.

An comes thru the door and notices something weird.

The house is very clean for some reason.

An shouts: "EYY YOU STILL HERE?"

Tank says: "NO."

An says: "OK COOL."

"Damn ig he really left- Wait."

Tank comes out from the kitchen.

Tank says: "Your house is literal GARABGE."

"It's barely BREATHABLE."

An says: "Lol yeah, I just don't like cleaning things."

Tank says: "I would tell you to hire a maid, but I doubt you poor commies could even afford one."

An says: "Haha yeah. Anyway did your creepy radio say anything while I was gone?"

Tank says: "No."

An says: "Damn okay. Going to go to sleep now."

An goes upstairs to his room.

THE NEXT DAY...

Tank decided to sleep on the couch but An wakes him up.

An says: "Hey buddy wake up."

Tank wakes up annoyed.

Tank says: "What is it."

An says: "Wanna come check out some new apartment building w/ me? I have to check if it's liveable or something idk why they can't just hire a professional."

Tank says: "No thank you. I'd rather not see one of your ugly commie blocks."

An says: "It isn't a commie block tho.  We don't do those here."

Surprisingly Tank decides to come along. I guess it's because he doesn't really have anything to do.

Anyway An and Tank arrive at the Apartment building. And it looks based and cool and epic and cool.

An says: "So what do you think?"

Tank says: "Katryk has way better apartments than this one."

An says: "Anywayyy let's go inside."

An and Tank go inside the building

An touches the walls.

He doesn't know what he's doing.

An says: "Mhm yeah these walls seem good."

Tank says: "There's a crack on the wall."

An says: "Lol it's fineeeee all Nakmai buildings have those."

Tank says: "Right..."

An and Tank check out the building and then get to the rooftop.

Tank says: "Oh wow, I sure do love staring at nothing but forest."

An says: "Okay? Anyway I forgot why we were here."

Tank and An go closer to the edge of the rooftop.

An says: "Damm there's no safety rail thingy."

"Oh well."

Stay in tune, Do not turn off your radio.

Tank gets spooked a bit but quickly takes out the radio.

An says: "Oh cool."

"Heyy yk you should give us the radio. So we can be prepared for the uh.. Aby ski."

Tank says: "Shut up. Let's hear what the freaky elmo cult has to say."

Followers of the holy order, We shall gather in Poseshchayemyy as we observe our holy warriors prepare for the final crusade to liberate the tortured soils of the Rus from its enlightened chains and embrace the shadows of the dark sun creeping across the world. Enlist today! Stay in tune. Do not turn off your radio.

An says: "Final crusade...  Are they gonna attack another country or something lmao?"

Light the flames.

Embrace the cold.

After listening to the freaky Elmo Cult and it's news... (Tank translated for An because he kept asking.)

An says: "That's kind of spooky. But isn't it crazy how we stood on top of this apartment for like multiple weeks?"

Tank says: "You commies and your weird sense of time."

"Anyway, I have no clue what the radio is trying to explain."

An says: "Mood. Anyway ig this apartment is pretty good. It hasn't fallen down yet like the last 29."

Tank says: "Do all commies not have stable buildings? You communists are quite sad."

An says: "Haha well Nakmai did just have a purge like a few years ago. all of the good architects died so like..."

Tank says: "You guys deserved it."

An says: "Uh.."

An says: "Do you always wish death upon others or something?"

Tank says: "Only to the people that deserve it :)"

An says: "I feel like you're being kind of rude to all the people that did die in the purge."

Tank says: "RUDE? THEY DESERVED IT."

"THEY WERE COMMUNISTS."

An says: "Yes because babies support communism."

Tank says: "Are you mocking me?"

An says: "I'm just saying, you're being pretty insensitive."

Tank says: "SO?"

Tank says: "YOU'RE WRONG I'M RIGHT."

An says: "Buddy, calm down."

Tank says: "EVERYBODY THAT LIVES IN A COMMUNIST NATION DESERVES DEATH."

An says: "But you lived in Yamalia before you made it a monarchy, wouldn't that mean you deserve death?"

"You're being hypocritical."

Tank says: "???"

"HOW AM I BEING HYPOCRITICAL."

"YOU'RE BEINFG THE HYPOCRITE."

"YOU IDIOT."

"STUPID COMMIE."

Tank starts to attack An.

An says: "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PUNCH ME."

Tank says: "YOU'RE WRONG. COMMUNISTS ARE ALWAYS WRONG."

An and Tank start to get too close to the edge of the rooftop.

An says: "We're both going to fall if you don't stop."

Loud distorted static noises emit from the radio.

An says: "This is not the background music i'd want."

"Hey let's just go back home and check the new?"

Tank says: "Do you think I'll let you win this argumen-"

Tank then slips.

And begins to fall from the apartment building.

But An quickly grabs Tank.

Tank says: "WHIHU WHAT"

An pulls Tank back up.

Tank says: "What"

An says: "See???? Let's just go home."

Tank says: "What.. Why did you.. save me??"

"Commies don't have hearts what is this..."

An says: "Haha."

"Ok but seriously. Let's stop fighting and go check the news"

Tank says: "..."

"Tsk, fine."

Tank and An FINALLY go home.

An turns on the news.

Abyysky had unified all of Russia.

An says: "That's spooky. I wonder what it means"

Tank says: "I HATE that elmo cult."

Tank says: "If only I had some way to communicate with the others. Then I could tell them to gang up on Abyysky."

An says: "Ye i know right."

"wait."

Tank says: "wait."

"YOU'RE THE LEADER OF NAKMAI."

An says: "Mood."

Tank says: "okay wait I need to think about this."

Tank says: "You tell the other AAC members about Abyysky's horrible crimes."

An says: "Uhh..."

"Invading countries?"

Tank says: "NO YOU IDIOT, THE EXTERMINATION CAMPS."

An says: "THEY HAVE WHAT????"

Tank says: "WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY MEANT BY PURIFICATION?"

An says: "idk??"

Tank says: "Tell the other members that Abyysky kills minorities and convince everybody to declare war on them."

An says: "Well okay."

Tank says: ".."

Tank says: "So are you going to go or what."

An says: "Oh what you want me to do it now?"

Tank says: "YES?? I DO NOT WANT TO STAY HERE ANY LONGER."

An says: "What about the people dying."

Tank says: "YEAH THERE'S UH.. PEOPLE DYING."

"SO GO TELL THE OTHERS."

An says: "Okay okay."

An puts on his epic work clothes and leaves the house.

An gets to his work place.

The events of World War 14 began here.

Do not look in the church, The situation is being handled.

Please don't. It is handled.

Tank says: "Maybe I should tell this to the commie..."

Tank decides to tell An.

Tank searches up An's office and gets a taxi to it.

Tank arrives at the building and goes to An's office.

Assistant says: "An you have a visitor."

An says: "Cool let them in."

Please stop. We are handling it.

Tank says: "Commie. The radio is saying some suspicious things so I'd thought I'd let you know."

An says: "What's it saying?"

Tank says: "It said "Do not look in the church, the situation is being handled.""

"I suggest you tell the others about it this. This might be a key to winning."

An says: "Haha ok bud."

Nakmai informed the world and sent a spy plane over a small village 500 kilometres east of Linasgrad named "Abyysky".

They see a horde of 800 people banging on the door of a old wooden church.

Until one breaks in.

All the people are visibly horrified..

The people find the system that Bohdan had used to talk into the radio.

Is this thing on still?

Can you all hear this from your radios?

Dmitry call me if you can hear this.

Its me Andrusha from the village, you know.

Ringing sounds are heard.

Shit.

Uh.

Should I tell the people?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uhhh... Okay.

The patriarch is dead.

Dunno how. Abyysky church was locked we broke in and like, his corpse is here. All the tables and chairs are smashed.

The broadcasting on this thing was off yet it was still recording like, 3 weeks ago.

We found like, recording of the event.

I don't know. He threw himself into the tables and chairs after screaming for hours or something.

^{Tank says: "The Patriarch is dead."}

An says: "Uh."

Tank says: "The leader of Abyysky."

An says: "WHAT"

"LEGIT?"

Tank says: "Yes. Now go tell the others."

The two then proceeded to narrate the collapse of Abyysky.

Tank says: "It seems it is over. I should start heading back to Yamalia. I need to discuss regaining my land back."

An says: "Oh, wait what, already?"

An says: "You haven't even tried out our food."

Tank says: "Obviously I'd want to leave right away.:"

"Take me to your nearest airport."

An says: "Uhhhhhh."

"Wellllllllllll.........."

"Nakmai airports were kind of destroyed a while backkkk.. So like.. The only way to get here is by boat."

"Or crossing the border from our neighbours."

Tank says: "..."

Now that Abyysky has been replaced by Rossiya, Tank wants to head back home to Yamalia so he can discuss regaining it with the Rossiya goverment.

But oh no, there are no airports in Nakmai.

Tank says: "You communists and your pathetic living conditions."

"How am I going to get to Rossiya now??"

An says: "I mean, you can always just go by boat?"

Tank says: "No thank you."

An says: "I mean, if you go by boat we can get you to Yakamoto. Once you get there you can use their airport?"

Tank says: "Then I'd rather walk."

An says: "Why tho?"

An says: "If you go by boat then you can just chill on it for like 10 hours or somethin..."

Tank says: "I WON'T GO BY BOAT."

Waiter says: "Could you two please leave the restaurant? You've been disturbing our customers for a while now.."

Tank says: "SHUT UP COMMIE."

Tank says: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

"I COULD HAVE YOU BEHEADED ANY SECOND NOW."

An says: "AHAHHAA HE'S JOKING..."

An whispers to Tank: "Please don't say that, I don't want to buy you out of prison..."

Tank says: "Wh-"

Two security guards come up to An and Tank.

Waiter says: "P-Please leave..."

Tank says: "NO."

"YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS."

"YOU'RE JUST A SLAVE."

The security guards kick Tank and An out of the restaurant.

An says: "I mean like go off ig?"

Tank says: "Shut up. Right.. Now I have to figure out how to get to Rossiya.."

An says: "I can get you a ticket for a luxurious cruise if you want?"

Tank says: "Are you deaf? I said I won't go by boat."

An says: "But why?? Are you scared of boats or something?"

Tank says: "No..."

An says: "Uhh.. the ocean?"

Tank says: "..."

"NO."

"i'M NOT."

An says: "Okay this is going nowhere let's just go home."

Tank and An go home.

An yawns and says: "Dam it's pretty late. We should head to sleep. Gotta deal with them peace treaties tomorrow probably.  If Luxuria decides to stop fighting."

Tank says: "I hope you die in your sleep."

An says: "Haha thanks."

An goes upstairs to his room.

Tank sleeps on the couch.

Later...

An wakes up in the middle of the night after he hears strange noises.

An says: "Mhhm....... is my neighbour trying to break in again?...."

An gets up and listens a bit closer.

He hears a voice, but doesn't understand what it's saying.

An says: "Mm.... guess i'll check it out.."

An walks downstairs and looks around.

He goes to the living room since that's where he's hearing the noises, but then he realises that the one making the noises is just Tank.

Tank says: "No.. No.. What's happening.."

An says: "oh what"

An says: "you good?"

An walks closer but he notices that Tank is sleeping.

Tank says: "No.. NO DONT LEAVE, PLEASE-"

An realises how distressed Tank has become and wakes him up.

An says: "Hey wake up, you good?"

Tank wakes up.

Tank says: "wh-"

"what-"

An says: "You were saying some weird things while you were sleeping and I got kind of worried."

Tank says: "..."

"Leave me alone. I don't want to talk right now."

An says: "You sure? My mom always said that whenever something is troubling you, you should tell somebody about it.. or uh,, something like that"

Tank says: "..."

"FINE."

"If you insist."

An sits down to listen.

Tank says: "ugh.. Where do I even begin.. It's a long story."

".. I had a nightmare.. And it was about the past."

"When I was 12 years old, I was out fishing with my grandpa."

"At the time my Uncle has just been killed by the communists. So my grandparents took me in."

"Anyway, so we're fishing.. and then a big storm happens."

"We try to go back to shore, but the waves makes it hard for us to move the boat."

"And then suddenly.. A big wave appears and we both get taken into the water."

"After struggling to get out of the water, I make it back onto the water"

"But... My grandfather.. He wasn't able to get back onto the boat.."

"I look around but I can't seem to find him."

"It seems that the ocean had taken him away."

An says: "...Oh.. I'm sorry."

Tank says: "Tsk, no need to be sorry."

Tank says: "Anyway, I told you what happened. Now you can go back to sleep."

An says: "Yeah.. Good night. I'll try to figure out a way you can get to Rossiya without a boat."

Tank says: "Good night, commie."

Then they both went back to sleep.

The next morning.

An and Tank are discussing how to get Tank to Rossiya.

An says: "How did you get to Nakmai in the first place since we don't have airports?"

Tank says: "Did I not tell you before? I walked from Sizzle to Nakmai."

Breaking news the Yamalia Oblast and Katryk Krai dumashave been set up under new governors.

Tank says: "What."

Tank says: "NO."

"THEY DON'T DESERVE IT???"

An says: "Oh that reminds me, that Vladimir guy is in Nakmai currently."

"I check his facebook and he has posted pics of him being in Hanoi"

Tank says: "..."

"VLADIMIR."

Tank says: "Tsk, I shouldn't get off topic. But I'd like to punch Vladimir in the face."

An says: "Lol i can probably get you to him if you want"

Tank says: "What do you mean."

Tank says: "Democracy.."

Tank says: "I shouldn't go punching people.. I need to get my country back."

An says: "i get you want it back, but why are you in a hurry?"

"It's not like the world is going to explode tomorrow."

Tank says: ":I just want to get out of this hell hole."

An says: "lol ok."

An says: "Ok but about the Vladimir dude.. He's been invited to a "famous" people party in Hanoi."

Tank says: ".."

"HIM???"

"WHY NOT ME??"

"I WAS THE KING."

An says: "Don't question it too much. Nakmaian folks don't know what famous means."

"Anyway.. I've been invited to that party too. I could probably get you on the guest list."

Tank says: "OBVIOUSLY PUT ME ON THE GUEST LIST?? NO REASON THAT VLADIMIR SHOULD BE ON IT."

"I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH HIM..."

"WE'RE GOING TO HANOI."

An says: "One problem though, to get to Hanoi we'd need to ride the river to Phnom Penh. Are you fine with that?"

Tank says: "Eh.. Yeah. Your rivers are pathetically shallow."

An says: "Cool!"

And so Tank and An began their trip to Hanoi.

Tank and An finally get to Hanoi after 5 Days.

Imagine Hanoi doesn't have only one building!

Tank says: "This place looks like garbage."

An says: "Mood, anyway uh.. It got bombed during the purge so we had to rebuild it"

"Anyway the party is going to happen in a fancy ball room."

"and I just realised I forgot to bring suits."

Tank says: "I guess communists also have bad memory."

An says: "It's okay though! Dynamap says there's a clothes shop nearby. We can buy suits there !"

Tank and An go to buy suits.

An says: "We.. Look.. S T Y L I S H."

"Yo let's take a pic."

Tank says: "No."

"I don't want evidence of me being in Nakmai."

An says: "i won't post it trust me.

Tank says: "No."

Tank starts to leave but the An forcefully puts his arm around Tank and takes a picture.

Tank says: "ARE YOU DEAF?"

An says: "skjdkswjdksjd and i oop-"

Anyway, Tank and An get kicked out of the store after buying the suits.

Anyway.

The next day...

It's the day of the party.

Tank and An arrive at the building the party is being held at..

Tank says: "Yamalia has better buildings."

An says: "lol maybe, i've never been to yamalia."

An and Tank go inside and head for the ball party.

Tank says: "..Hmph, this place is average looking."

"Surprised commies like you could even make something like this."

Tank and An start to hear the fancy music play.

Tank says: "Where is he..."

An says: "Before you go punch him and get us kicked out, we should enjoy the party a lil."

Tank says: "There's no time for having fun.:"

An notices the food table in the back.

An says: "IS THAT GOI CUON???"

Tank says: "what..."

An grabs Tanks arm and rushes over to the food table

An grabs a few Goi Cuon (Vietnamese food) and eats it aggressively.

Tank says: "How can communists even afford all of this.."

An says: "KSDJKWEJIWEJ this reminds me of my childhood."

Tank says: "Tsk, let's hurry and find Vladimir. It's getting late"

An says: "But we just got here."

Tank grabs An and starts looking around, but..

All the lights suddenly turn off, except the one Tank and An are under.

Suddenly the guests move away from An and Tank.

Music guy says And now the two people under the spotlight will dance to the music !!!"

Tank says: "what."

An says: "oh what."

An whispers to Tank: "Dude i don't know how to dance what do we do."

Tank whispers back: "Let's just leave.. They wouldn't be fine with two guys dancing anyway."

An says: "kjkejrkjr we have to dance, no matter the gender. plus i can't leave! it's embarrassing."

Tank says: "..Ugh, fine. Just follow my lead. I know how to dance a little."

And then Tank and An begin to dance in the middle of the ball as the music starts.

The guests all look at Tank and An and are amazed by Tanks dancing skills.

The dance, untill the music stops.

The crowds claps and cheers for them both.

An says: "TY TY."

"Also uh, no homo haha."

the crowd laughs.

Tank and An go back into the crowd.

Tank says: "That was stupid. Now, let's find Vladimir, if he hasn't left already."

An says: "haha yeah."

And so Tank searches for Vladimir.

Tank looks around and then notices Vladimir in the back.

The angrily walks towards Vladimir.

Tank says: "VLADIMIR."

Vladimir says ...? Who?

Vladimir says ?... Wait a second.

Tank says: "I'M YOUR KING."

Vladimir says Yet I was accepted as ruler of your land after you left.

Tank says: "LIES, YOU JUST USED MONEY TO BECOME THE RULER."

"Why would they let someone like YOU be a ruler."

Vladimir says Because I know how to treat the people correctly.

Vladimir says You corrupt buffoon, Learn to stop being rude to everyone.

Tank says: "Wh.. I'M NOT RUDE"

"I only state facts. Maybe that's why I sound "rude""

Tank says: "OH, AND YOU ARE?"

Vladimir says I never stated such.

Vladimir says I at least knew how to treat the people better in my short reign. I tried to stop the invasion and when all hope was lost i escaped to restore my rule someday, when you ran the second Abyysky looked at you

Tank says: "..."

Tank punches Vladimir in the face.

Vladimir falls.

Vladimir says Do you have no humility?

Tank says: "I HATE YOU, EVERYTHINGS YOUR FAULT!"

Vladimir says Rgh.

Vladimir says How is it my fault?

Vladimir says You weren't even in the country.

Tank says: "I.. IT CAN'T BE MY FAULT. I'M NEVER WRONG. I'M RIGHT"

"AN, TELL HIM I'M RIGHT."

"i'M ALWAYS RIGHT."

An says: "I.. uh.. Tank you need to chill for a sec.."

Tank says: "I'M RIGHT. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. EVERYTHING I'VE DONE UP TO NOW HAS BEEN THE RIGHT CHOICE."

Vladimir says Didn't you put thousands into forced labour camps.

Vladimir says Then again those were "repurposed" after you ran.

Tank says: ".."

Vladimir says Abyysky did their thing.

Vladimir says You made the genocide in Yamalia faster with already existing facilities instead of construction of new ones.

Tank says: "But.. It was the right choice.. I had to kill those people.. They were like a plague to me.."

An says: "Tank... Did you actually do that?"

Tank says: "YES??? WAS I WRONG??"

"THOSE ORPHANS KILLED MY PARENTS, SO THEY DESERVED TO SUFFER THE SAME PAIN"

An says: "....."

The crowd awkwardly stares at the situation occurring.

Vladimir says ...

Vladimir says You're like Abyysky but without the racism.

Tank says: "No.. I'm not like those freaky cultists."

"I.. I actually have common sense..."

Vladimir says Yet you killed so many people, just like them.

Tank says: "..."

"So?.."

"They deserved it."

An says: "Tank.. I'm sorry. I don't think I want to help you to get back to Yamalia anymore.."

Tank says: "What."

"Why??"

Vladimir says And that's what Abyysky thought about non-Rus.

Tank says: "Abyysky doesn't matter right now.."

"Why.. Did I even come here.."

An says: "..."

Tank starts to have a breakdown.

Tank starts to whisper to himself: "Buti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mrighti'mright"

An says: "Tank, I think It's time for us to leav- huh?"

An says: "Are you crying?"

Tank runs off.

An says: "..."

An says: "uh.. I'm sorry Vladimir. About him punching you.."

Vladimir says It's fine, Glad he isn't in charge of Yamalia anymore.

An says: "Yeah.. Uh.. Goodbye now."

An runs after Tank.

An goes outside of the building and sees Tank sitting on the stairs.

Also it's raining.

An goes up to Tank.

An says: "..."

Tank says: "Go away, you communist.."

An says: "...Did you actually do all of that?"

Tank says: "Why are you so surprised?? You communists do the same thing too??"

An says: "If you hate communists then why are you doing the same things as them?"

Tank says: "No. It's different.. I'm doing it for a reason..."

"They kill people just because..."

An says: "Okay."

Tank says: "..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

An says: "Well.. Goodbye."

Tank says: "What?"

An says: "Haha.. sorry, I'd rather not help a murderer.."

Tank says: "...YOU'RE SIDING WITH HIM?"

An starts to walk away.

Tank tries to say something to him, but he can't.. he can't think of anything.

Tank watches An walks away into the dark.

Tank says: "..haha... see?? you communists are terrible people.. You didn't deserve to be around me anyway.."

"..."

"Why do I suddenly feel so.. sad?"

"I can get out of this place without his help.."

And so the night passed. An started heading back to Thanpho . Tank stays in Hanoi.

The next day. Tank slept on the streets.

Some gangsters forcefully wake up Tank.

Gangster 1 says: "Một cậu bé da trắng như bạn đang làm gì trên đường phố?"

Tank says: "What.."

"Tsk, you dare wake up somebody like me?"

Ganster 3 says: "Ew anh ấy chỉ nói tiếng anh thôi?"

Gangster 1 says: "Chà, anh ấy da trắng quá rõ ràng!"

Tank says: "Can you communists speak english? Are you too stupid for that."

Ganster 2 says: "Oi, oi, oi. Watch your words, pretty boy."

The other gangsters laugh.

Tank says: "Tsk, what do you commies even want"

Gangster 1 says: "Sorry pal but we're here to ROB YOU!!!"

Gangster 2 says: "Since you're blonde then you must be rich too."

Tank says: "DON'T PLAY THESE GAMES WITH ME. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

Gangster 3 says: "Uhh, some weirdo sleeping on the streets in a suit?"

The Gangsters laugh.

Tank says: "I'M THE KING OF YAMALIA!"

Gangster 2 says: "Lmao yeah right if you're the "King" then why are you in Nakmai."

Gangster says: "Wait I just dyna'd it and he actually is the king."

Gangster 2 says: "Wait..."

Tank says: "See? I told you so."

Gangster 3 says: "That means.. HE'S WAY RICHER THAN WE EXPECTED!"

Gangster 2 says: "HAHA WE HIT THE JACKPOT!!!"

Tank says: "Wh- No? you're supposed to be afraid..."

"I can have you beheaded any second."

Gangster 1 says: "Buddy.. This ain't Yamalia. We in Nakmai. You have no power here."

Tank says: "..."

Gangster 2 says: "lmao anywayyyyyyyy."

The gangsters then begin to beat up Tank in the dark alleyway.

The gangsters don't hold back.

Gangster 1 says: "So.. Tell us buddy, where's all ya money."

Tank says: "...Like.. I'd tell trash like you...."

Gangster 1 says: "YOU REALLY THINK IT'S SMART TO INSULT ME IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?"

Gangster 1 pulls out a knife.

Gangster 1 says: "Tell us, or YOU'RE going to be beheaded."

Tank says: "..It's in.. Yamalia.."

Gangster 2 says: "Eh??? How pointless this all was then .  How we gonna get to Yamalia???"

Gangster 1 says: "I guess it's beheading time. Could've told us sooner."

Gangster 1 pulls out his comically large knife and swings it at Tank's neck.

BUT THEN...

Clank noise.

Gangster 1 says: "eh??"

A little girl with a trashcan lid stopped the attack.

Tank says: "wh-"

Girl says: "LEAVE HIM ALONE. HE TOLD YOU WHERE THE TREASURE IS SO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT HIM?"

The Gangsters laugh.

Gangster 1 says: "JKSKDJSKJDSKDJS And how are you gonna protect him little girl."

Girl says: "By calling the police.  Which I already did."

Gangster 2 says: "Hol' up.."

They hear police sirens.

Gangster 3 says: "G-GUYS WE GOTTA RUN !!!"

The Gangster quickly leave in a hurry.

Tank says: "Tsk... Why should I need a little kid to protect me..."

Tank gets up.

The police sirens suddenly stop.

Tank says: "Where... are the police?"

Girl says: "W-Wait, mister.. you're still injured."

Tank says: "Tsk, It doesn't matter... I need to get back to Yamalia.."

Girl says: "I don't know what Yamalia is, but it's better to treat your wounds."

The girl grabs Tanks arm and starts taking him somewhere. Tank tries to walk away but he does not have the energy for that.

The girl takes Tank to some abandoned house which seems to be barely holding up.

Tank says: "Where are you taking me you small communist???"

Girl says: "Sorry I don't know what a.. cam-you-nest is?"

They go into the building, and the little girl makes Tank sit on some dirty mattress.

Tank says: "Wow. Your house looks like complete garbage."

Girl says: "Did you know that this house survived very big explosions!"

Tank says: "I can tell."

Tank sneezes.

Tank says: "Ugh.. Everything's so dusty too. Do you ever clean???"

Girl says: "Ummmm no. But i'll get to it someday!!"

The girl comes up to Tank with bandages and other medical stuff.

Tank says: "Tsk, don't you dare touch me."

Girl says: "oh okay"

The girl hands over the medical supplies to Tank.

Tank treats his wounds.

Girl says: "What do you want to eat? I have bread crumbs, a suspicious looking purple carrot, and some rocks."

Tank says: "..."

Tank says: "I'd rather starve."

Girl says: "Are you sure? Here, you can have the purple carrot"

The girl hands over Tank the carrot but he immediately throws it out of the window.

Girl says: "WHAT WAS THAT FOR."

Tank says: "I don't want your trashy food, small communist."

Girl says: "Uhh.. Well then I can go get better food for you!"

Tank says: "I don't want to stay here. You basically just KIDNAPPED me."

Girl says: "S-Sorry.."

Tank says: "How did somebody like me end up in a place like this..."

Girl says: "..."

The little girl begins to cry.

Tank says: "..."

"Wait"

"Don't cry. How DARE you cry :triumph: "

The girl continues to cry.

Tank says: "This is annoying.. uh.... Heyyyy don't cry you little communist? At least you're not... an orphan?"

The girl is still crying.

Tank says: "RGUIHRGUIHRG FINE! I'LL STAY HERE IF YOU STOP CRYING."

The little girl stops crying.

Girl says: "YAAAY! NEW FRIEND!"

Tank says: "wh-"

Girl says: "I'll be right back! You take care of my house and watch out for bad robbers!"

Tank says: "HEY, WAIT A SEC-"

The girl runs off.

Tank says: "I hate everything."

1 hour later.

The girl is back with a lot of random stuff.

Girl says: "I'm back mister!!!"

Tank says: "Oh. you're still alive."

Girl says: "what? anyway!!!"

"I was able to get some food for you! And I also got you some gifts."

The girl hands Tank 3 Bananas and random cleaning supplies.

Tank says: "..."

"Okay."

Girl says: "You can have all of the Bananas if you want. I'm not hungry, I already ate today!"

Tank says: "Okay then."

Tank eats the Bananas because he decides that he doesn't want to starve or something.

Tank says: "Considering your very ugly house.. Did you even have enough money to afford these "gifts"?"

Girl says: "umm...... Does that matter?"

Tank says: "I guess not."

Girl says: "Um.. well.. I stole them."

Tank says: "..."

"HAHA, KNEW IT! You communists can barely afford anything."

Girl says: "Uhh.. sorry to ask, but what's a cam-you-nest?"

Tank says: "Eh?"

"Communists are terrible people who are corrupt, evil and murderers."

Girl says: "Ehh!? Wow.. So were those bad men who were bullying you.. communists?"

Tank says: "Yes. Everybody in Nakmai is a communist."

Girl says: "E-Even me!?"

Tank says: "Yes."

Girl says: "HUH!? WELL.. I'LL NEVER BE A COMMUNIST!"

Tank says: "Too late. It's already in your blood."

Girl says: "NO! I WON'T LET THE CAM YOU NEST TAKE OVER ME! I'M STRONG!"

Tank says: "HA, good luck."

Girl says: "You'll see! When I'm older I won't let the cam you nest do what it wants!"

Tank says: "Anyway, when can I leave?"

Girl says: "What do you mean?"

Tank says: "Like hell I'm staying here forever. I need to get back to Yamalia."

Girl says: "Yeah.. mall.. ..what?"

Tank says: "YAMALIA. I'm the king of it."

Girl says: "Oooo! King?"

"Wait, i think prince charming suits you more.You should be a prince instead!"

Tank says: "wh- no???"

"what are you talking about."

Girl says: "Because you look pretty like Prince Charming!"

Tank says: "....okay then.. thanks?"

Girl says: "Hey, have you met your princess yet?"

Tank says: "..Princess?"

Girl says: "Like have you gotten married with a pretty lady?"

Tank says: "No. Now that I think about it.. I never thought about marrying a woman..."

"..Ugh none of this matters."

Girl says: "So where is this Yamalia? Is it somewhere around here?"

Tank says: "It's up in the north."

Girl says: "...North?"

"Uh..."

"Where's north?"

Tank says: "..."

"Wow, you're stupid."

Girl says: "Sorry.."

Tank says: "North is.."

".. Well I'd need a map."

Girl says: "Like a treasure map? Wait.. Are you also a pirate?"

Tank says: "No."

The Little girl notices that it's starting to get darker outside.

Girl says: "Oh, it's getting late! I should get the fireplace ready!"

Tank says: "Eh?"

The Little girl grabs some sticks and a lighter, and then makes a fire place inside the building.

Tank says: "Ah yes! Let us burn down the trashy house too."

Girl says: "haha don't worry! I've done this multiple times and nothing has happened before."

Girl says: "We should go to sleep soon. It's getting late!"

Tank says: "What time is it?"

Girl says: "Ummmm..."

"Well..."

"I don't know"

Tank says: "Oh great and you can't read numbers too."

Tank says: "Whatever. Let's just go to sleep."

Girl says: "Okay! Goodnight"

The girl goes to sleep on the other mattress she has.

Tank tries to go to sleep as well.

Later...

Tank suddenly wakes up.

Tank says: "An?"

".."

"Oh, right. I was in this ugly house."

"..."

"Tsk, Everythings so dusty.. Might as well use this cleaning supplies that girl got me."

Tank starts to clean the dust and the spiders in the corners of the room.

While cleaning, Tank rethinks everything that has happened up until now.

Homeless little girl wakes up and sees Tank cleaning her house.

Girl says: "Ehhh? I thought the gift I got you was for decoration."

Tank says: "I could barely sleep because of your dirty and dusty house. So I thought I should clean it."

Girl says: "ohhh thanks mister.."

"..."

"wait what's your name?"

Tank says: "You don't deserve to know my name."

Girl says: "Okay mister yuudonde'svr'tooknomen'ame"

Tank says: "... no-"

Girl says: "That's kind of long, I'll just called you Yuu."

Tank says: "..."

Girl says: "Anyway my name is Vinh."

Tank says: "Did I ask"

Girl says: "i don't remember! anyway.."

Girl says: "Do you wanna come shopping with me?"

Tank says: "Like you have any money. Broke commie."

Vinh says: "yeahh.. i don't have any money.. sorry.. But who said I need money to get food."

Tank says: "The law..."

Vinh says: "who? anyway let's go."

Vinh grabs Tank by the arm again and takes him to some street with tons of markets selling stuff.

Tank says: "Do you commies have actual shops?"

Vinh says: "Getting food from markets like this is easier!"

Vinh says: "Sooooo, what's your favourite food?"

Tank says: "I doubt poor commies like you would be able to afford what I like."

Vinh says: "hmm.. how about Vegan Tacos? I know a guy who makes them!"

Tank says: "..."

"You know somebody who makes them...?"

Vinh says: "Yeah. He gives me one for free whenever i pass by,"

Tank says: "...Fine.. Let's get a Vegan Taco."

Vinh starts to Take tank to the Vegan Taco place, Tank doesn't know why, but his heart starts to race fast,

Vinh and Tank get to the place.

Random guy says: "Hey Vinh, you want a free vegan taco- oh who's your friend?"

Tank says: "oh..."

Vinh says: "He's called Yuu. And he's a king of Yeah-Mall-ia"

Tank says: "My name's not Yuu."

Random guy says: "Well i guess i can make ur friend a Vegan Taco too."

Random guy gives them both free vegan tacos.

Tank and Vinh sit down at some table.

Vinh says: "smdsmdskdjskjd Ran'odmogu'y makes the best tacos!"

Tank sadly looks at his Vegan Taco.

Vinh says: "Are you gonna eat that?"

Tank says: "Fine."

Tank takes a bite of the Taco.

Tank says: "...Huh.. I guess it wasn't as bad as I imagined."

They eat the tacos.

Vinh says: "Mm.. What else should we get"

Tank says: "Tsk, like I know."

Vinh says: "Are you allergic to anything?"

Tanks says: "No."

Vinh says: "It's hard to decide when I don't know what you like."

Tank says: "Ugh, fine. I like Fish."

Vinh says: "Ewww fish are weird... But if you want them then I'll get them for you."

Tank says: "Okay."

Tank likes fish because he used to live on one of those Yamalian islands with his grandparents.

Vinh and Tank go to a fish stand.

Vinh says: "So here's the plan. You distract the merchant, while I steal some of his fish while he isn't looking."

Tank says: "Okay. But if you get caught then don't bring me down with you."

Vinh says: "Okay!!!"

Tank goes up to the Merchant selling fish.

Tank says: "Hello what fish are you selling?"

Merchant says: "Xin lỗi, tôi không nói được tiếng Anh? "

Tank says: "... Uh.."

"Yeah, I'd like your fish."

Merchant says: "Thưa ông, tôi không hiểu ông đang nói gì. "

Tank says: "You better not be insulting me..."

Merchant says: "làm ơn rời khỏi chỗ đứng của tôi."

Tank says: "I thought you Nakmaian commies knew how to speak english. I guess that was a lie."

Merchant says: "Tôi sẽ gọi cảnh sát"

Tank says: "LISTEN HERE. IF YOU'RE GOING TO TREAT ME LIKE THAT, THEN FINE!"

Tank says: "По всем известным законам авиации пчела никак"

"должен уметь летать. Его крылья слишком малы, чтобы их можно было достать"

"его толстое тельце оторвалось от земли. Пчела, конечно, все равно летает"

"потому что пчелам все равно, что люди считают невозможным."

"Желтый, черный. Желтый, черный. Желтый, черный. Желтый, черный."

"Ой, черный и желтый! Давайте немного встряхнем. Барри! Завтрак готов! Ооминг! Подожди секунду. "

Merchant says: "????"

Merchant starts to pick up his Nokia to call the police.

But then Vinh shouts from afar.

Vinh says: "GOT IT!"

Tank says: "..."

Tank says: "This isn't over."

Tank goes to Vinh.

Vinh says: "Okay I got some really good fish!"

Tank says: "Cool I guess. I guess we're going to cook them using your fire place?"

Vinh says: "People cook... fish?"

Tank says: "..yes???"

Vinh says: "Idk that sounds kind of weird."

Tank says: "Iuehwriuwehuirhwer whatever."

Vinh says: "Hmm.. what else should we get..."

Tank says: "Make a grocery list. Then you won't have to ask me every single time."

Vinh says: "ohhh, that's a good idea! But I don't have any paper or pencils."

Tank says: "Uhh.. We could use a magazine as the paper.. And there's probably somebody selling pencils or markers around here."

Vinh says: "I know where to get those!"

Vinh and Tank go steal some Magazines and Markers."

Tank says: "Now, write down everything you usually buy or think is necessary."

Vinh says: "Y-Yeah.. I'll write it down.."

Vinh says: "..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"How do I write an F...?"

Tank says: "..."

"I guess I can't expect too much from someone like you."

Tank takes the Magazine paper and the marker from Vinh.

Tank says: "What do you want me to write down."

Vinh says: "uhhhh.... Okay! Free Vegan Tacos, Fish.. uhhh.."

Vinh says: "Mmm.. I don't really know what food to put on the list.. I don't steal the same food everyday.."

Tank says: "Ugh. I guess I'll just do the food I usually get."

Tank starts writing.

Later...

Vinh says: "Are you done yet?"

Tank says: "Yes. I finished."

Tank gives the Grocery list to Vinh.

Vinh says: "KJKKWER THAT'S A LOT OF THINGS."

Tank says: "Yeah. I also added dates when we should get certain things. Just so it's a bit organized."

Vinh says: "Wow.. thanks.."

Vinh says: "..."

Vinh says: "Can you read it for me?"

Tank says: "Do you even go to school?"

Vinh says: "What's that?"

Tank says: "wh- huh??"

Tank says: "ugh.. okay."

Tank reads the Grocery list to Vinh.

After reading the Grocery List, Tank and Vinh decide to go home.

A few hours later...

Tank is showing Vinh how to cook a fish.

Tank says: "So what you have to do is not accidentally drop the fish into the fire."

Vinh says: "Uhh okay.."

Vinh tries to cook the fish but she burns it.

Tank says: "Well that's just great.  Let me do it."

Vinh says: "Okaayyyy."

Tank cooks all the fish.

Tank gives Vinh one of the cooked fish.

Vinh eats it.

Vinh says: "Woahh, this is way better than before!"

Tank says: "I know."

Tank and Vinh finish eating and start getting ready for sleep time.

Vinh says: "umm.. sorry to ask but could you read me a bedtime story."

"I have this book about Cinderella but I always just looked at the pictures.."

Tank says: "..Ugh. Fine."

Vinh hands the book to Tank and he starts to read it.

Later.

Tank says: "And then Prince Charming did a backflip to show dominance. Because no way he'd let the Step-Mom lock Cinderella in the backyard shed."

Tank says: "and th-"

Tank notices Vinh fell alseep.

Tank says: "Mm. Finally. What even is this book.. It's not the original Cinderella story I know..."

"Tsk whatever."

Tank puts the book down and goes to sleep himself.

The next day.

Vinh wakes up Tank.

Vinh says: "YUU!"

Tank says: "Wha- huh?? me??"

Vinh says: "No silly! Your name isn't M'ee!"

Tank says: "???"

"Ugh anyway what is it."

Vinh says: "It's another day for doing fun things."

"I went outside a while ago to get some fresh air, but then I heard some kids talking about a playground!"

Tank says: "Why are you telling me this?"

Vinh says: "Because I want you to come along!"

Tank says: "Does the playground need adult supervision or something."

Vinh says: "Noo.. I just wanna hang out with my friend."

Tank says: "If you consider me your friend then you've made a terrible life choice."

Vinh says: "What?"

Tank says: "uiwhriuwehr Fine i'll come."

Tank and Vinh head to the NEW Hanoi playground!!!

Vinh says: "Alright you go do.. Kid stuff. I'll just sit next to these adults and hope they don't ask which kid is mine."

Vinh says: "Wait what? I thought you were gonna join me."

Tank says: "Hell no? I can barely fit in any of those.. playground houses. Whatever they're called."

Vinh says: "Okayyy"

Vinh grabs Tanks hand.

Tank says: "Let me go."

Vinh says: "Either you come along or I'm not giving you any of the food."

Tank says: "..."

Vinh and Tank go into the uh.. one of those playground houses.

Tank says: "I hate this."

Vinh says: "It's fineeeee"Random Kid says: "LMAO MỘT NGƯỜI ĐÀN ÔNG CŨNG LÀM GÌ Ở ĐÂY :rofl:"

Tank says: "What did he say??"

Vinh says: "I don't know. I only know english"

Tank says: "YOU SMALL CHILD, BE A MAN AND TELL ME IN ENGLISH."

Random Kid says: "lol you're such a loser old man.  This place is for kids. Not 74 year old grandpas like you."

Tank says: "oLD MAN????? WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT A STUPID TODDLER LIKE YOU!"

Random Kid says: "Nah bro you're the stupid one."

Random Kid says: "Imagine only knowing English."

Random Kid says: "I know Vietnamese, Khmer, English and a little bit of Lao."

Tank says: "Well I know Russian. And that's WAY cooler than VIETNAMESE."

Random Kid says: "JHJHJHJ RUSSIAN? LMAO HOW BASIC.  A TODDLER COULD LEARN RUSSIAN IN A WEEK."

Tank says: "I'm going to beat this kid up."

Vinh says: "EJHJ WHAT?"

Tank starts to go after the kid.

Random Kid says: "C'MON GRANDPA! HURRY UP!!"

Tank says: "I'm about to cut your life expectancy short."

Vinh follows Tank so he doesn't get himself arrested for murder.

After a bit of chasing, Tank finally gets to the kid, and grabs his hand.

Random Kid says: "uhhhhh..."

Random Kid screams very loud.

Random Kid says: "MỘT NGƯỜI LỚN MẶT TIỀN ĐANG CHẠM VÀO TÔI !!!"

Tank says: "What"

An adult woman comes up to Tank.

Woman says: "Có vấn đề gì không?"

Random Kid says: "Anh ta cố đấm tôi! "

Tank says: "What.. What are you saying.."

The woman gasps and slaps Tank.

Tank let's go of the kid.

Tank says: "THE AUDACITY!"

Vinh says: "..Hey.. We should go.."

Tank says: "Not before I-"

The woman grabs her phone and starts calling the police.

Vinh says: "UMMM LET'S GO-"

Vinh grabs Tank by the arm again and they start running away from the playground.

Vinh says: "I guess I can't go to the playground with you anymore..."

Tank says: "..."

Tank and Vinh decide to go to the market and steal some food. Then they head back home and go to sleep.

The next day.

Tank wakes up earlier than Vinh. He decides to go out for a bit and look around.

Tank decides that maybe he should get a job. Since he's going to need money to get to Yamalia.

Tank looks for some stores that are hiring.

Tank says: "Tsk.. All of those jobs require me to speak English AND Vietnamese. What job wouldn't require me to know Vietnamese...?"

And then, Tank passes a souvenir shop.

Tank says: "..."

"Wait a second.."

Tank goes into the souvenir shop and requests to be hired.

Interview time.

Manager says: "Bạn có biết tiếng Anh không? "

Tank says: "Uh.. English please?"

Manger says: "oh, you only know English?"

Tank says: "I know English and Russian."

Manager says: "Hmm.. Yeah that's good enough."

"Any other past jobs?"

Tank says: "King of Yamalia."

Manager says: "....Uh..So unemployed?"

Tank says: "...Sure..."

Manager says: "You got a resume?"

Tank says: "No."

Manager says: "Uhh.."

Tank says: "Listen buddy. I am a starving father with one kid. We are homeless and I really need this job. We can barely afford to eat."

Manager says: "Well.. Alright."

"You're hired."

SUCCESS.

Manager says: "You can start tomorrow."

Tank says: "Thank you sir."

Tank leaves the souvenir store.

Tank says: "haha.. fool.. I don't actually have a child."

Tank says: "anyway, I guess I should start heading back."

Tank heads back to the abandoned house.

Vinh says: "Where were you??"

Tank says: "Getting a job. If somebody catches me stealing, then Rossiya might not give me back Yamalia."

Vinh says: "uhhh.. what?"

Tank says: "Nevermind."

Vinh says: "Wait.. so did you get a job?"

Tank says: "Yes."

Vinh says: "Maybe I should try getting a job."

Tank says: "Aren't you like 3 years old."

Vinh says: "EHH? I'M WAY OLDER THAN THAT!"

Tank says: "Whatever. We should go get food for today. I'm not sure when they're going to start paying me."

Vinh says: "Okayyyy..."

Tank and Vinh go out to the market again.

They walk around looking for specific food stands.

But then Tank starts to wonder.. What has he been doing his entire life.

He never felt bad or thought about other peoples pains. He only ever cared about himself.

Tank says: "..."

Tank looks at all the people around him.

Tank says: "Huh.. That's weird."

Vinh says: "?"

Tank says: "I've always thought that the world only revolved around me.. But now I see it.. There's thousands of other people here.. they all have their own lives.. families.. likes and dislikes.."

Vinh says: "What are you talking about?"

Tank says: "Nothing.. I'm just thinking.."

Vinh says: "Okay.. You can always tell me anything!"

Tank says: "....yeah.."

Vinh and Tank go steal some food.

After stealing, they go to the free Vegan Taco guy.

Tank says: "Hey.. Vinh."

Vinh says: "Huh? that's the first time you've said my name."

"Buuttt.. What is it?"

Tank says: "Where.. are your parents?"

Vinh says: "Oh, they died."

Tank says: Wwh!?"

Tank realises that Vinh is an orphan.

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "They died in the purge..."

Tank says: "Ah.."

Awkward Silence.

Vinh says: "But it's okay! At least I met you.."

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "Plus, if I spent all my time crying and being sad about my parents, I wouldn't have time to live life to the fullest."

Tank says: "..."

Tank takes a deep breath.

Tank says: "You're right.."

Tank says: "Haha. how funny that a child is smarter than me."

Tank says: "You've already let go of the past.. But I've been hanging onto it for decades now.."

Vinh says: "huh?"

Tank says: "Nothing.. Let's just eat these tacos."

They eat the Tacos.

They head back to the abandoned house after a bit.

Vinh says: "I'd say today's been a successful day for us :sunglasses: "

Tank says: "I suppose."

Vinh says: "Do you think you could buy a new house for us?"

Tank says: "No."

"I'm not planning on staying here too long anyway.."

Vinh says: "Why tho?"

Tank says: "Well.."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I don't.. remember."

Vinh says: "Well if you don't remember then you should stay here."

Tank says: "Ugh.."

Tank says: "Anyway.."

Vinh says: "I think I'm gonna go to the playground for a bit."

Tank says: "Don't get kidnapped..."

Vinh leaves to go to the playground.

Tank cleans the abandoned home.

A few hours later.

Vinh comes back safe, but she's crying.

Tank says: "Huh- why are you crying?"

Vinh says: "I-It's nothing.."

Tank says: "Well obviously somethings wrong."

Vinh says: "umm.. well..  Some kids at the playground made fun of me.. They called me homeless, poor, stupid.."

"And I told them to stop.. but then they pushed me to the ground and started stepping on me-"

Tank says: "This is why I hate children :rage: Are they still at the playground?"

Vinh says: "i don't know.."

Tank says: "Let's go to the playground."

Vinh says: "W-why?"

Tank starts going to the playground. Vinh follows him.

Tank says: "Right now tell me which of those kids were bullying you."

Vinh says: "Uhh.. those three"

Vinh points to some kids.

Tank starts walking up to them.

Tank says: "Hello children."

Random Kid but different from the first Random kid from yesterday says: "uhh hii? do you need something?"

Random kid who is a female says: "we're kind of busy..."

Tank says: "Busy with what? Being annoying little shits :heart_eyes:?

Random kid 3 says: "What the fuck my mom said that word is bad."

Tank says: "Okay let's get straight to the point. Did you bully my friend over there?"

R.K.B.D.F.T.F.R.K.F.Y says: "LOL the homeless girl told on us. What a scaredy cat."

R.K.W.I.A.F says: "I thought we told her to not come to the playground anymore. This is OUR territory."

Random Kid 3 says: "imagine being broke hahah!!!"

Tank says: "Hmm.. I think I have arrived to a conclusion."

The kids say: "?"

Tank punches the one of the kids.

Vinh says: "IUHWEIURHWEIURH STOP IT THEY DIDN'T MEAN IT-"

The kids say: "wtf-"

Tank says: "Leave my friend alone or next time I'll shorten your life expectancy :rage:"

The kids run away.

Vinh says: "You didn't need to do that.. They were right."

Tank says: "Let's go back home."

Vinh says: "okayy..."

They go back home and eat some of the food they stole.

Vinh says: "Hey can you finish reading that Cinderella story for me?"

Tank says: "Fine."

Tank finishes reading the story to Vinh and then they both go to sleep.

A few weeks later...

Tanks job has been alright, he's gotten enough money that him and Vinh don't need to steal as much as before.

Tank has started act kind of like an older brother/father figure to Vinh.

Anyway.. In the abandoned house..

Vinh says: "You know what!? I've been thinking for a bit."

Tank says: "Hm?"

Vinh says: "You always read me that Cinderella story. And at the end the prince and Cinderella always fall in love."

"So.. I think it's about time you get a girlfriend."

Tank says: "Excuse me?"

Vinh says: "You can't be single forever!"

Tank says: "Yes I can."

Vinh says: "Okay well we should get you a rich girlfriend."

Tank says: "I doubt there'd be anybody rich in Nakmai."

"Don't you communists all have the same salary or whatever."

Vinh says: "uhhhhhhhhh i don't know."

Vinh says: "Anywayyyy.. You have the day off, right?"

Tank says: "Yes."

Vinh says: "Good."

Vinh and Tank head outside

Vinh says: "Time for operation: Find-a-pretty-woman-who-has-money-for-my-bro-Yuu"

Tank says: "My name is not Yuu.. It's Ta-"

Vinh says: "ALERT I HAVE FOUND A WOMAN."

Vinh rushes over to some random lady.

Tank says: "HIRIUWEHIRU NO."

Vinh waves at the woman.

Woman says: "what"

Vinh says: "Hello!!!!"

Woman says: "Um.. hi?"

"Are you lost?"

Vinh says: "No, no.. I want you to answer some of my questions."

Woman says: "Uhh.. okay? But are your parents around or-"

Tank says: "I'm her guardian."

Woman says: "...."

"You both don't look anything alike...."

Tank says: "Uhh.. she got all of moms genes haha"

Woman says: "....."

"Yes.... right...."

Vinh says: "First question, how old are you?"

Woman says: "I'm 34?"

Vinh says: "Second question. Do you have any children?"

Woman says: "No."

Vinh says: "Third question.. Are you rich?"

Woman says: "Uh.. Noo?"

Vinh says: "Welll, do you at least have a house to live in?"

Woman says: "yes?"

Vinh says: "okjsdoikasjdiOHIUASHD she's the one"

Tank says: "No-"

Woman says: "What"

"What's going on here? What's with all the questions.."

Vinh says: "Will you marry him?"

Vinh points to Tank.

Tank says: "..."

Woman says: "..."

The woman whispers to Vinh: "Sweetie is that adult making you ask these questions?"

Vinh whispers back: "No. but he said your hair is really pretty and he likes your eyes. You should really consider his proposal!"

Woman says: "I apologize but I already have a boyfriend."

Tank says: "Thank god."

Woman says: "Aha.. Yeah..."

"Ummm.. I'll be heading off now.."

The woman secretly gives something to Vinh and then leaves.

Vinh looks at what it is, and it's a piece of paper with a phone number on it.

Vinh says: "why did she give me a piece of paper with random numbers on it"

Tank says: "That's a phone number."

Vinh says: "Phone.. OHHH!!! WAIT DOES THAT MEAN SHE WAS INTERESTED IN YOU!!?!?!"

Tank says: "No.. Can we stop now."

Vinh says: "No way.  We need to find multiple girls so you can choose one of them."

Vinh starts looking for the next female.

Vinh says: "OHH, FOUND ONE!"

Vinh runs up to some random woman again.

Vinh says: "HELLO DO YOU WANT TO DATE MY FRIEND???"

Random Woman 2 says: "xin lỗi, bạn đã nói gì? "

Vinh says: "w-what?"

Random Woman 2 says: "Tôi xin lỗi, tôi không nói được tiếng Anh. "

Vinh says: "Uhh... anywayyyyy..."

Vinh awkwardly leaves.

Vinh says: "Hey do you have a specific thing you like in girls? :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: "Uhh.."

"I like it when girls don't speak to me."

Vinh says: "Heyy! how are you going to get a girlfriend if you won't even communicate with her."

Tank says: "Well maybe I didn't want a girlfriend in the first place. You just started forcing me to do this."

"Now some random woman thinks I'm a kidnapper because of you."

Vinh says: "..."

Tank says: "..."

"Sorry. I'm just not interested in wo-"

Tank stops for a second to rethink what he was about to say.

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "?"

Tank says: "Oh"

"Oh no"

Tank says: "Uhhh.. You know what let's search for a girlfriend.."

Vinh says: "Huh? YAAYY!"

Vinh looks around for some pretty woman again while Tank begins to look stressed for some reason.

Vinh says: "Ohhh that girl is blonde like you :heart_eyes: Let's go see if she has money."

Tank says: "Yes, let's hurry it up."

Vinh says: "Hiii do you speak English?"

Blonde Woman says: "Yeah obviously."

Vinh says: "Good good do you want to date my friend?"

Blonde Woman says: "If he's a doctor i don't want him. #NoVaccinationsAllowed"

Vinh says: "He's not a doctor he's a Prince"

Tank says: "I'm a king..."

Blonde Woman says: "you know.. you are kind of hot :zany_face: are you vaccinated?"

Tank says: "Where are you from?"

Blonde Woman says: "Spisos OBVIOUSLY :rolling_eyes: Best nation in the dam world :triumph:"

Tank says: "Why are you in Nakmai?"

Blonde Woman says: "vacation :zany_face:"

Blonde Woman says: "anyway... :hot_face: do you work out or anything :wink:"

"I'll have you know i'm single :heart_eyes:"

Some kids walk up to the blonde woman

Random kid says: "mom, dad has been waiting for you :sob:"

Blonde Woman says: "IJSIAJHDJKS UHHH"

"haha these aren't my kids.. "

Random Kid 2 says: " mom what"

Tank says: "..."

Tank says: "Let's find another one."

Vinh says: "okay then"

Tank and Vinh leave to go find another chick.

Vinh says: "Ohh look at that girl! her hair looks nice."

Tank says: " Her ha- HUH?"

Vinh says: "I know right!"

The woman's hair seemed familiar to Tank..

Tank says: "That can't be him.."

Tank runs to the "woman"

He grabs their shoulder, but..

Black haired woman says: "?"

Tank says: "Wh-"

"Uh.."

Tank says: "So it seems you are a female.."

Black Haired Woman says: "Yes?"

"Do you need something?"

Tank says: "..Uh.."

Vinh says: "HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU :heart_eyes:"

Tank says: "oiwruiowehruiweriuwehr"

The black haired woman laughs.

The woman says: "How funny. Haven't we just met?"

Tank says: "..."

Woman says: "hmm.. you seem a bit disappointed. Maybe you don't want to marry me afterall?"

Tank says: "Please stop taking the marriage comment seriously."

Woman says: "Well, anyway.. I must get going now. Goodbye."

The woman leaves.

Vinh says: "She was a bit odd.

It starts to rain.

Vinh says: "Ehh, it started raining? We should go back home."

Tank says: "No. We can't."

"I still need to find a wife."

Vinh says: "But I thought you didn't even like the idea in the first place?"

Tank says: "I don't care. let's go find another woman."

Vinh says: "Well... okay!"

As Tank and Vinh search, the rain starts to pour harder, and more people leave the streets.

Tank says: "This is stupid."

"Why is everybody leaving"

Vinh says: "Maybe we should go inside a cafe. if we stay out too long we might get sick.."

Tank ignores Vinh's comment and continues to look around.

Vinh says: "It's starting to rain even harder.."

"Let's just go back home.."

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "STOP IGNORING ME."

Tank says: "FINE."

Tank and Vinh go into some random coffee shop.

Vinh says: "Well this is going to take a while to dry off :pensive:"

Tank says: "Yeah yeah."

Tank and Vinh sit down at some table and look outside the window.

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "Maybe we should settle with average looking girls too."

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: ".."

Vinh notices some magazines nearby.

She grabs one and starts looking through it.

Vinh says: "Why do they always add text, like just keep the pictures only."

Tank says: "Or you could learn how to read."

Vinh says: "How?"

Tank says: "I'll teach you later."

Vinh says: "Okay, can you read what this line says?"

Vinh hands the magazine over to Tank.

Tank says: "..."

"This is in Vietnamese."

"Bu-"

Tank notices the picture under the text.

It's An holding some shampoo.

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "?"

Tank stays silent and looks at the imagine for a hot minute.

Vinh says: "You okay?"

"If you can't read as well then I understand. It's pretty hard."

Tank says: ".."

Tank puts the magazine on the table and takes a deep breath.

Tank begins to whisper to himself.

Tank says: "That can't be possible.. I wasn't a vegan.."

"But.. then again.. I lived on an island for a long time.."

"???"

Vinh says: "Uhhh, what are you whispering?"

Tank says: "..."

"Nothing."

"Let's go back home."

Vinh says: "Oh, okay? The raining seems to have calmed down a bit."

Tank takes the magazine with him and then they head back home.

Tank and Vinh arrive back to the abandoned house :punch: They make sum food and then go to sleep.

The next day.

Vinh wakes up

Vinh says: "kkjksssss good morning..."

Tank says: "I didn't sleep."

Vinh says: "WHat? why?"

Tank says: "I couldn't."

Vinh says: "Maybe you should try taking a nap."

Tank says: "No. I can't. I need to figure this out."

Vinh says: "Uhh, figure what out?"

Tank says: "It's not important. Let's go buy some food."

Vinh says: "Well okay"

Vinh and Tank go to buy some food.

But then, Tank and Vinh notice some commotion going on in the market place.

Vinh says: "What's with the big crowd?"

Tank says: "Who cares. It's not any of our business."

Vinh says: "Yeah but I'm curious."

Tank says: "Fine."

Tank and Vinh check what is going on.

They notice two guys in the center of the crowd bleeding and getting rocks thrown at them.

Vinh says: "WOAH WHAT'S GOING ON?"

Tank says: "..."

"Everybody is screaming in Vietnamese.."

Tank asks some bystander what is going on.

Bystander says: "Those two guys held hands together."

Vinh says: "So that's why you're throwing rocks at them???"

Bystander says: "yeah."

Vinh says: "that's just cruel."

"We need to stop this!"

Tank says: "Wh-"

Vinh runs into the center of the crowd and shouts at everybody to stop.

Tank says: "Shoot.."

The people ignore Vinh and then begin to throw rocks at her.

Tank runs into the crowd as well and tries to shield the two guys and Vinh.

Tank tries to figure out what the heck he should do now.

Tank says: "IS THIS HOW YOU ALL TREAT OTHER HUMAN BEINGS??? STOP THROWING THE ROCKS YOU PSYCHOS."

Bystander 2 says: "SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF THE WAY."

Tank catches one of the rocks and throws it at the crowd.

Tank says: "WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST START TREATING YOU THE SAME."

Suddenly, Police arrive.

The police tell the people to stop throwing the rocks and explain what happen.

Vinh says: "W-What's going on? Wait- are you two okay?"

Guy 1 says: "...Why did you two step in?"

Vinh says: "huh?"

Tank says: "This is stupid. I know what it's like in Yamalia. We need to go, now."

Guy 2 says: "?"

Tank helps the two guys get up.

A police officer starts to walk towards Tank and the others.

Tank says: "Listen, you two have to run away from here."

Guy 1 says: "Okay.. Thank you"

The two guys run away from the area.

Police Officer says: "something in vietnamese"

Tank says: "What?"

Police Officer says: "Oh, sorry. Did you help those two?"

Tank says: "Maybe I did, so what."

Police Officer says: "Well from what I've heard, you stepped in. And since we can't find those two anymore, we're going to have to arrest you in their place."

Tank says: ".."

"I am the king of Yamalia you can't do that."

Police Officer says: "Right."

The police officer puts handcuffs on Tank.

Tank says: "Are you really going to arrest a single father!?"

Police officer looks at Vinh.

Police Officer says: "I don't think that's your kid."

Vinh says: "N-NO HE'S MY DAD! DON'T TAKE HIM AWAY!"

Police Officer says: "Sorry, it's the law."

Tank says: "So what!? You're going to leave my child on the streets???"

"The AUDACITY."

Police Officer says: "Do you have any other living relatives we could send her to?"

Tank says: "..No that's why you can't arrest me."

Police Officer says: "Then we'll just send her to an orphanage."

Vinh says: "NO"

Tank says: "Uhhh, Maybe you can send her to one of my friends instead???"

Police Officer says: "?"

Tank says: "His name is.. An he lives in Thanpho."

Police Officer says: "An... Like the president?"

Tank says: "NOOOOO... He's not the president.. He just looks like the president..."

"And has the name of the president.."

"Listen he lives in Xaysetha Street."

Police Officer says: "That's quite far away.. But Ig we can do that."

"Well anyway, you're coming with us."

Vinh says: "NO! DON'T TAKE HIM!"

"WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING HIM? HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG."

Tank is put in a police car.

Vinh is taken to a different police car.

Tank is taken to JAIL.

Tank sits in his cell wondering why he helped those two guys.

A week later, Tank is still awaiting trial.

But meanwhile with Vinh.. She has arrived at An's house.

The police officer knocks on An's door.

Vinh says: "..."

The door opens.

An says: "How did you know i have drugs officer?"

Police Officer says: "wh-"

An says: "Lol just kidding"

"Anyway what's up?"

Police Officer says: "A friend of yours has given you "custody" of his child for now."

An says: "Wh-"

"which friend? I have many :sob:"

Vinh says: "His name is Yuu..."

An says: "Uhhh I dont think i have a friend named Yuu, sorry."

Police Officer says: "..Is your name An?"

An says: "Yeah."

Police Officer says: "Listen, buddy. We don't know what to do with this child so just please take her already."

An says: "what"

An says: "Wait chill for a sec"

"Who is this dude giving me their kid..."

"like, ngl, i'm not good at babysitting."

Police Officer says: "Err, I think he said he was Yamalian."

An says: "Yamalian."

"I know a few Yamalians, but none of them are called Yuu..."

Vinh says: "O-Oh.. sorry.. Yuu was just a nickname I gave him."

Vinh says: "I think his full name was Yuudonde'svr'tooknomen'ame"

An says: "You sure he's Yamalian?"

Police Officer says: "Yeah. i have proof. It's in my car, let me go get it."

Pollice officer goes into his car and drives away

An says: "..."

"Damn ig he left it at his work place."

"Anyway uhhhhh"

Vinh says: "..."

"Can you take me back to Hanoi?"

An says: "What"

Vinh says: "That's where Yuu is right now,: I think.."

"He got arrested by the police! We gotta bust him out."

An says: "What"

"Girl you good?"

Vinh says: "Listen, If you promise to help me get him out, then I'll let you marry him."

An says: "KJDSKJKSD WHAT-"

"That's illegal."

Vinh says: "what why??"

An says: "Ahh.. nevermind."

Vinh says: "Uh okay. So will you help me get him out???"

An says: "I mean.. I do have the power to do that.:"

"But like, I don't even know the guy."

"Did he murder somebody?"

Vinh says: "No! He protected some people getting hit by rocks and then he got arrested for some reason."

An says: "Ohh...."

"Uhhh, let's discuss this inside."

An invites Vinh inside.

Vinh says: "Your house is really pretty like you."

An says: "Haha i try my best gotta charm ppl ya know ya know"

An says: "Welllll anywayyyy.. you can sleep on the couch for now ig"

"Do you know how to cook by yourself?"

Vinh says: "yeah!!! Yuu taught me how to cook fish."

An says: "Lol nice so here's the kitchen"

Vinh says: "What"

"Oh"

"Uh"

"Do you have a fire place anywhere?"

An says: "Aha.. what?"

Vinh says: "Uhhh anyway..."

"We should come up with a plan on how to get Yuu out of prison"

"Since you're a pretty lady, you could use your charms to manipulate the police into giving you the keys to the cell and-"

An says: "Lady? I'm a guy."

Vinh says: "Wh"

"What"

An says: "My name is literally An."

Vinh says: "Isn't that short for Anna :thinking:"

Vinh says: "Well okay what if you used your manly charms to manipulate the police into giving you the keys..."

An says: "I mean, I'm the president so I could just ask them politely to give me the keys,"

Vinh says: "You're the what"

An says: "President, it's not everyday you meet me."

Vinh says: "How boring, my friend is the king of.. yeah mall ia!"

"I don't know what the ia means at the end"

An says: "Is Yeah mall ia some sort of new nation."

"wait no.."

"Yamalia"

"..."

"wait"

"Is your dad blonde???"

Vinh says: "Yeah how did you know?"

An says: "..."

An says: "How old are you???"

Vinh says: "Pretty old."

An says: "Uhh heyyy...  Listen..."

"Maybe we shouldn't get your "father" out of prison..."

"Like.. What if  he kills orphans for a living?? That'd totally suck!!!"

Vinh says: "Well he didn't kill me, soo"

An says: "What."

Vinh says: "I'm an orphan and he didn't kill me so your idea is false".

An says: "...yeah.."

".."

Vinh says: "I'm a bit tired.. Maybe we should focus on saving Yuu tomorrow."

An says: "Yeah, haha"

Vinh lays down on An's carpet.

An says: "Uhh you can sleep on the couch..."

"I can get you a blanket."

Vinh says: "What?"

"Ohh okay."

Vinh lays down on the couch.

Vinh says: "WAIT WOAH WOAH WOAH!? THIS IS REALLY COMFY!"

"Better than sleeping on an old mattress."

An says: "???"

An says: "Uh i guess i'll go get you a blanket."

An gives Vinh a blanket and she goes to sleep.

An goes up to his room to think about what has happened today.

An says: "Is it really him? I hope it isn't..."

The next day.

An is sleeping peacefully until Vinh wakes him up.

An says: "Mmmm what is it..."

Vinh says: "ummmmm..  So I tried cooking with the weird box you mentioned in the kitchen"

"But Uhhhhhh..."

An says: "?"

Vinh says: "Let's just say your house is going to very warm."

An says: "Oh cool..."

An notices smoke coming into his room.

An says: "Oh so that's what you mean lmAOO-"

"Let me get dressed first aha... gotta be drippy"

Vinh says: "Okay."

After An gets dressed they leave the house unharmed somehow.

An says: "Good thing I have like 10 other houses..."

An says: "Time to see which one to go to..."

Vinh says: "Do you have a house in Hanoi?"

An says: "..."

"Oh dam. I suddenly only have 1 house...  What a shame..."

Vinh says: "I'm not stupid."

An says: "Okay but like going to Hanoi would take way too much time anyway aha... Let's go to Phnom Penh..."

Vinh says: "..."

"If you're not going to help me then I'M RUNNING AWAY!"

An says: "Like go off ig."

Vinh says: "..."

An says: "..."

Vinh starts crying.

An says: "Oh shoot wait"

"Uhhh"

"Listen i'll buy you candy if you don't cry????"

Vinh continues to cry.

An says: "I'll buy you a smartphone???"

"Listen I'll even buy you fake followers on Instagram."

Vinh is still crying.

An says: "Girl now i'm about to cry"

Vinh says: "W-Wait I'm sorry don't cry..."

"I was only faking it so you'd take me to Hanoi."

An says: "LOL GOTCHA!"

Vinh says: "what"

An says: ":sunglasses: tricks like those don't work on me"

"Anyway i'm going to start heading for Phnom Penh then, bye"

Vinh says: "I'm coming too."

Vinh and An hop on a boat to Phnom Penh.

They get to the city and they head to one of An's many houses.

An says: "Personally, I think apartment buildings kind of suck. Which is why I only have two."

Vinh says: "Are they bad?"

An says: "Yeah"

"Anyway let's head in."

The go into the apartment building and head to An's room.

An says: "This place is hella dusty."

An says: "Time to scroll thru instagram for an hour."

Vinh says: "What."

"What's an instagram?? Also aren't we supposed to go to Hanoi."

An says: "No? I don't think i said we were going to go to Hanoi after arriving here??"

Vinh says: "..."

An says: "Anyway now go do kid things idk."

Vinh says: "Fine."

1 hour later.

An says: "Damn why do i smell smoke..."

"Wait."

An quickly runs into the kitchen.

Vinh decided to burn down this house.

An says: "GIRL NO-  OTHER PEOPLE LIVE HERE TOO?? YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME A MURDERER-"

An says: "Wait.. I had a fire extinguisher in my apartment-"

"But where is it??"

Vinh says: "I have it."

"If you don't take me to Hanoi I won't stop the fire."

An says: "GHGJHDJHG AREN'T YOU LIKE 5 WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO THREATEN-"

Vinh says: "DO IT OR ALL THE PEOPLE LIVING HERE WILL DIE!!!"

An says: "?oiwehjriuweheuwirghweuyitrgweuytrfgvweuyrivwgeruyi"

An tries to call firefighters but he's so stressed that he can't press the numbers correctly.

And then Vinh throws a frying pan at An, and he drops the phone.

An says: "kjKJKERIJ PLEASE CALM DOWN YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BECOME A MURDERER NOW-  AT LEAST WAIT UNTILL YOU'RE LIKE 18 IDK"

Vinh says: "LALALALLA I'M NOT LISTENING UNLESS YOU TAKE ME TO HANOI"

An says: "FINE I'LL TAKE YOU TO HANOI JUST DON'T BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN-"

Vinh says: "DO YOU PINKY PROMISE????"

An says: "YES JUST STOP THE FIRE"

Vinh extinguishes the fire.

An says: "Fine. I'll take you to Hanoi tomorrow."

Vinh says: "Good"

The next day...

An says: "Okay i'm ready to go, wbu?"

Vinh says: "I'm ready"

An says: "You didn't bring anything with you?"

Vinh says: "I left all of my stuff back in Hanoi."

An says: "Well alright. Oh the taxi is here."

The hop onto the taxi and head to Hanoi.

27 hours later.

Taxi Driver says: "Wake up, we 'ere."

An says: "whskdj Oh ok"

Taxi Driver says: "tha'll be insert very high price"

An says: "I mean ig that's fair you did drive us 27 hours straight."

An pays the taxi driver and then vinh and an hop out the car.

Car drives away.

An says: "How nice of him! Anyway gotta check if i got any texts aha."

An checks his bag to realise there's nothing in it.

An says: ".."

"Imagine robbing the president like chile."

Vinh says: "Yeah yeah, we need to help Yuu now!!"

An says: "Ahaaa anywayyyyyyyy"

Vinh says: "..."

Vinh says: "Wait but we don't exactly know his location..."

"Do you know where he could be?"

An says: "No i don't,  i don't have a phone so i can't check dynamap"

Vinh says: "Aren't you rich? Let's go buy a phone!"

An says: "Yeah but the guy stole my money too soo..."

Vinh says: "..You're annoying.."

An says: "Says you."

Vinh says: "Well whatever, I don't need your help anyway!"

Vinh runs off into the city.

An says: "...Sigh."

An says: "I should probably follow her though... if she gets kidnapped then..."

An follows Vinh, but kind of far so she doesn't notice.

An thinks to himself... He really doesn't want Vinh to help Tank escape.

Anyway, Vinh finds a police station.

Vinh goes into it and starts asking questions.

Vinh says: "Hey buddy.. You know a guy named Yuu?"

"Is he by any chance in this lovely facility?"

Police Officer says: "Kid are you lost or something"

Vinh says: "No. I'm asking if you're holding a cool blonde guy here captive??"

Police Officer says: "what"

Vinh says: "Listen here buddy. I am a professional basketball player. Take me to Yuu or else.."

Police Officer says: "You're like 9 I don't think you're a professional"

"Also I don't think we've arrested anybody named Yuu."

Vinh says: "..."

Police Officer says: "Also what is a basketball player gonna do to us?? Throw a ball at us???"

Vinh says: "...You got me there."

Somebody walks thru the door.

An says: "Heyyyy."

Police Officer says: "Omg president???"

An says: "I'm here to visit a guy named Tank. Is he here?"

Police Officer says: "Tank.. Yeah I think he's here. Let me take you to him."

An says: "Also can this girl come along too, she's actually my niece aha."

Police Officer says: "Well okay"

Police Officer takes them to one of those visiting rooms.

They are told to wait there.

An says: "..."

Vinh says: "Who's Tank??"

"I want to see Yuu.."

An says: "Uhh.. Well you see. Tank and Yuu are probably the same person."

Vinh says: "What.."

An says: "Let's see.."

Vinh says: "Well anyway.. Why did you decide to help me."

An says: "Ehh.."

Door opening noise.

On the other side of the visiting room thing is Tank.

Vinh says: "JWIERJWUIERWER YUU!!"

Tank says: "What are you doing here??"

"How did you even get here-"

"An.."

An says: "Hiii"

Vinh says: "I asked him to help me get here."

"I even threatened him! Like you always do to other people."

Tank says: "..."

An says: "Oh that explains it :thinking:"

"Very cool of you to make orphans into serial killers."

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "Shut up. Anyway"

"We're here to bust you out."

Tank says: "No point in doing it now. I'm going to have a trial tomorrow."

Vinh says: "Oh uh.. What's a trial."

Tank says: "A trial decides if a person is guilty."

Vinh says: "Oh.. hmmm"

Tank says: "Though there'll be no point in this trial because I can't afford a good lawyer."

Vinh says: "WELL THEN WE CAN GET YOU A GOOD LAWYER!"

"THAT MAN HAS MANY HOUSES SO HE'S RICH!"

An says: "Can't sorry that taxi driver robbed me."

Vinh says: "Wh- Well"

"..."

Tank says: "There's no point in getting a lawyer anyway.. knowing Nakmai..."

Vinh says: "What do you mean?"

An says: "Well enjoy prison i guess considering you deserve it."

Vinh says: "WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE?? HE DOESN'T DESERVE PRISON."

"HE PROTECTED THOSE TWO GUYS WHEN EVERYBODY WAS BULLYING THEM!"

"AND THEN HE GETS UNFAIRLY ARRESTED."

An says: "He might have protected two guys but that doesn't change the fact that he sent those-"

Tank says: "HE'S RIGHT."

Vinh says: "What?"

Tank says: "..."

An says: "Do tell.:"

Tank says: ".....You little.."

Vinh says: "An why are you being so mean to Yuu?"

An says: "Because he-"

Tank says: "I BROKE UP WITH HIM HE HASN'T GOTTEN OVER IT."

An says: "???????"

Vinh says: "oh wait what?"

An says: "You won't be able to keep it secret from her forever, Tank."

"Actually.. Why ARE you keeping it secret? You didn't hesitate to brag about it all that time ago..."

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "Keep what secret?"

An says: "Tell her, Tank."

Tank says: "..."

"You communists just like to take everything from me.."

"No.. Communism has nothing to do with this.."

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "This is confusing me.."

Tank says: "Listen, Vinh. I.. I used to send innocent orphans to labour camps.."

Vinh says: "..What's what?"

An says: "oh uh"

Tank says: "Basically.. I forced these children to work for multiple hours without any breaks.."

Vinh says: ".."

Vinh says: "Why..?"

Tank says: "Because.."

"I.."

"Because I'm a stupid selfish narcissist who thinks the world revolves around me."

Vinh says: "No you're not.."

An says: "The description fits."

Tank says: ".."

"Listen, don't show up at the trial tomorrow. Don't try to break me out of prison."

"It's better if you don't talk to somebody like me."

Vinh says: "NO!"

"YOU WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!"

"AND YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE YOU JUST SAID."

Tank says: "It's true."

Vinh says: ".."

"W-Well what matters is that you're not like that anymore! You've changed.. Right? I'm an orphan and you never did anything to me.."

An says: "I don't think him sending innocent children to labor camps is forgivabl.e"

Vinh says: "But he doesn't anymore??"

An says: "That's because he's stuck in Nakmai. If he was back in Yamalia he would start doing it again."

Vinh says: "NO HE WOULDN'T."

Vinh says: "LET'S JUST GET YOU OUT OF HERE, YUU."

Tank says: "No."

Vinh says: "WHY NOT.:"

Tank says: "Because I deserve to be in Prison. After everything I did back in Yamalia."

An says: "..."

"Well he said it himself. Let's go."

Vinh says: "What!?"

Police officer in the room says: "Uhhhhhhh..."

An says: "Bye Tank, have fun in prison, I guess."

An grabs Vinh by the hand and leaves the room.

Vinh says: "LET ME GO!"

An says: "..."

Vinh says: "WE HAVE TO GET HIM OUT!"

An says: "I guess I can't expect you to understand everything.."

An says: "Anyway, we're leaving."

Vinh says: "NO!"

Vinh bites An in the arm.

An says: "OW-"

An lets go of Vinh.

An says: "Don't bite me. Also, the dude said it himself, he deserves to go to prison."

Vinh says: "NO HE DOESN'T! HE MIGHT'VE DONE BAD THINGS IN THE PAST BUT HE HASN'T DONE THEM NOW! HE'S CHANGED!"

An says: "How are you so sure?"

"He could just be putting up an act.:"

Vinh says: "Why would he put up an act???"

An says: "He's acting good to you so you'll help him get back to Yamalia."

Vinh says: "If he wanted to go to this Yamalia he could've done it a long time ago."

An says: "Like you know where Yamalia is."

Vinh says: "I don't know what it is or where it is but if he wanted to go to it he could've gone by train station or boat!!!"

An says: "Ah.."

"..."

"Well train stations need money to buy tickets so checkmate."

Vinh says: "WELL HE GOT A JOB IN HANOI AND NEVER USED ANY OF THE MONEY TO BUY TICKETS!"

An says: "He could've done it without you knowing."

Vinh says: "..."

"Well then why is he still here if he had the tickets.:"

An says: "They could've been scheduled to another date."

Vinh says: ".."

Vinh says: "BUT THERE ISN'T A TRAIN STATION IN HANOI SO HE COULDN'T HAVE."

An says: "ShHHHHH DON'T MAKE IT CANON"

An says: "That's why we have computers."

Vinh says: "What's that?"

An says: "Nevermind.. We're leaving."

Vinh says: "NO."

An says: "Fine then stay here."

An starts to leave before a Police Officer stops him.

Police Officer says: "Uhhh are you seriously going to leave without ur niece??"

An says: "Oh chile."

An says: "Aha i was just joking.  Ya know how kids are."

"Cmon Vinh!"

Vinh says: "..."

Vinh runs out of the Police Station.

An says: "..."

"Aha gotta go!"

An runs after her.

An says: "Right where did she go? Dang.. it's already dark.."

An asks some bystanders if they saw a little girl run out of the police station. They say yeah and give directions.

An says: "Mmm.."

"Right uhh"

"Starting to consider never having children."

After a bit An finds an abandoned house, Ohhh whose could it be...

An says: "Well the street ends here.."

"..."

"Now that I think about it.. She did have a point about Tank.. He couldn't have bought train tickets to Yamalia.. But what about a boat ticket?"

"No.. He's afraid of the ocean. He couldn't have done that.."

"..."

"Ah whatever.. He still did all those terrible things.."

An notices some light coming from the Abandoned building.

An says: "Huh? That's kind of sus."

An goes inside of the abandoned building and omg it's Vinh.

An says: ".."

An says: "Heyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Vinh says: "Go away."

An says: "Aha.. uhh..."

"What a weird place this is.. Let's just go to my house yk? It's a lot nicer."

Vinh says: "..This is where me and Yuu lived."

An says: "You?- Oh, Tank."

"Oh uh- This place is really nice."

Vinh says: "..."

"If you're not going to help me then leave."

An says: "..Why do you insist on getting him out? He told you all the bad things he did.."

Vinh says: "Focusing only on the past gets us nowhere. And also, It's not like he's the only one whose done something this terrible before."

An says: "...I mean, yeah but-"

Vinh says: "Yes, there are some people who can't be forgiven for what they've done, but the difference with Tank is that he actually tried changing."

Vinh says: "He understood what he did was wrong. and tried to improve for the better. He did bad stuff to orphans, and yet I'm an orphan and he hasn't done anything bad to me."

"Most people who have done something terrible don't even try to change for the better. They just stay the same"

An says: "..."

Vinh says: "Also don't act like you're some saint, you've probably done bad things too."

An says: "Noooo...........Maybe"

Vinh says: "Anyway. Are you going to leave now?"

An says: "..."

"You know.. Maybe you have a point.."

Vinh says: "Huh?"

An says: "Not everyday you see a country leader learning from their mistakes."

Vinh says: "Yeah what?"

"Wait so.. Will you help me?"

THE NEXT DAY.

IT IS THE DAY OF TANKS TRIAL.

TANK IS TAKEN TO THE COURT ROOM.

Tank thinks to himself: "Apparently somebody signed up to be my lawyer.. I wonder why."

Judge says: "Những thứ quan trọng của luật sư tôi không biết "

Tank is told to go upfront.

Judge says: "Bạn đã giúp tình dục của nhà trốn thoát ???"

Tank says: "Uhh.. Yes."

Judge says: "Coughcxoughxhcugh then you are prononunced guil-"

Suddenly somebody barges thru the door...

??? says: "SORRY I'M LATE.. I AM.. MR.TANKS LAWYER."

Tank says: "..Are you serious."

Judge says: "MR PRESIDENT???"

An says: "YEAH."

An says: "MY POINT OF VIEW ON THIS SITUATION IS... THAT MAN IS NOT GUILTY !!!!"

Tank says: "...."

Judge says: "But Mr Presizent...  He helped the Home of-"

An says: "I WILL GIVE YOU TONS OF MONEY IF YOU DECLARE HIM NOT GUILTY."

Judge says: "..."

"How much?"

An whispers something to the judge.

Judge says: "...!"

An says: "I'll pay extra if you don't mention this to anybody."

"SAME TO ALL OF THE OTHER PEOPLE HERE!"

Judge says: "Well okay.. This man is not guilty."

Everybody cheers.

An says: "I KNOW I KNOW!"

An takes Tank out of the court room.

Tank says: "Why did you do that???"

"Also very good and un corrupt way to get me out of here."

An says: "Be glad I decided to even help you out."

Tank says; "You shouldn't have got me out in the first place."

An says: "Sure sure, anyway Vinh is waiting outside."

Tank says: ".."

Tank walks out of the court house .

Vinh says: "YUU!"

Vinh hugs Tank.

Tank says: "I'm guessing you forced him to get me out?"

Vinh says: "That doesn't matter. What's important is that you're not going to Prison!"

Tank says: "..."

An says: "Anyway uhh, let's celebrate this with some pizza!!"

They all go to some Pizza restaurant and order pizza.

Tank says: "..."

An says: "..."

Vinh says: "Wow this pizza is cool and fun! Unlike this conversation."

An says "Um anyway.... Are you gonna go back to Yamalia now?"

Tank says: "Who knows. I was planning on being in prison for a long time."

An says: "..."

Vinh says: "Oh yeah... What is going to happen now?"

Vinh says: "HEY WAIT, YUU! We should live with this guy!! He has multiple houses!"

"Sorry if he's not a pretty woman :pensive:"

An says: "aha uh"

An says: "Maybe you should go back to Yamalia? I heard Rossiya wasn't doing too good"

Tank says: "What? What do you mean?"

An says: "Uhh. I think they got rid of elections or something i don't know."

An says: "Think they're a dictatorship now.. haha.."

Tank says: "And like I'm going to be much help."

"Anyway, why do you want me to go back to Yamalia now? I thought you hated the idea."

An says: "I dunno..."

Tank says: "And considering the thing about the elections being removed, I doubt they'd even let Yamalia come back."

Vinh says: "What are you guys talking about."

An says: "Haha nothing."

"So like.. you're just gonna stay here in Nakmai? I thought you hated commies."

Tank says: "I still do. After all, you proved my point of them being corrupt."

An says: "shhHhhHHH-"

Tank says: "Well anyway, I will be staying in Nakmai until I figure out what I want to do."

An says: "aha okay so like you wanna live with me again?"

Vinh says: "YES WE WANNA LIVE WITH YOU"

Tank says: "Not like we have any other choice."

An says: "Haha.. still negative as always :cold_sweat:"

They finish eating the pizza and head to An's Hanoi Apartment

An says: "Sorry if it's cramped. we needed to make many houses in a short time so we made them really narrow."

An says: "Because of it being narrow I also didn't have room for a couch or a big bed."

"So like two of us will have to sleep on the floor."

Vinh says: "I can sleep on the floor! Kind of used to it."

Tank says: "A child like you shouldn't be sleeping on the floor. You'll get the bed."

An says: "Oh good point."

Vinh says: "But-"

Tank says: "Well it's settled now."

An says: "ikr :weary: anyway we will be staying here until I get a new house in Thanpho."

"After it sadly burnt down..."

Vinh says: "um"

Tank says: "Okay well, it's getting late let's head to sleep. I'm tired,"

Vinh sleeps in the bedroom while Tank and An sleep on the cold living room floor.

An says: "I can't sleep like this."

Tank says: "..."

An says: "Oh you're asleep.."

An says: "..."

"psssttt are you asleep?????"

Tank says: "..."

"PSSSTTTTTTTTT"

Tank says: "..."

"Yes, I am."

An says: "Oh chile really?"

Tank says: "OBVIOUSLY NOT."

An says: "Sorry.."

An says: "..."

An says: "Heyy uh.. Are you mad about me leaving you back at the party?"

Tank says: "Even if I was, I'd have no right to even feel mad."

"It was understandable why you left. Who'd want to associate with an orphan "killer"."

An says: "..."

An says: "Um anyway..."

"are we about to kiss right now"

Tank says: "..."

"what"

An says: "Haha sorry wanted to change the topic."

Tank says: "Right whatever. i'm gonna go out for a walk."

An says: "haha okay."

Tank goes out for a walk.

Tank just walks around the street aimlessly.

But then Tank hears somebody running up behind him.

He turns around and it's just An.

An says: "HAHA WAIT UP I WANNA WALK AROUND TOO.."

Tank says: "NO."

Tank runs away from An.

An says: "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING... Also I should really stop shouting"

An runs after Tank because why not, Got to get some exercise.

Tank says: "WALK THE OTHER WAY."

An says: "YEAH BUT you KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT NAKMAI, BEST TO COME HERE WITH A FRIEND!"

"BECAUSE THERE'S A HIGH CHANCE THAT YOU'LL BE MUGGED IF YOU WALK ALONE!"

Tank says: "THANKS. GOOD TO KNO-"

Tank then bumps into some beefy guys with tattoos.

An says: "Oh fuck."

Beefy Guy 1 says: "ສັງເກດເບິ່ງວ່າທ່ານ ກຳ ລັງຈະໄປໃສ."

Tank says: "I don't speak Vietnamese.."

Beefy Guy 2 says: "ໂອ້ລາວເປັນຄົນອັງກິດບໍ? "

"ນີ້ເຮັດໃຫ້ມັນດີກວ່າສໍາລັບພວກເຮົາ."

Tank says: "...Right."

Tank gets up and starts to leave but then one of the guys grab him by the shoulder.

Tank says: "Listen I have no clue what you're saying."

Beefy Guy 3 says: "Haha sorry, pal. Hey you don't seem to be a local.. You lost or sumthin? We can help you find your way."

Tank says: "I'm not lost. I was just out for a walk."

An says: "HAHA TANK WE SHOULD REALLLY GO BACK TO MY FATHERS HOUSE HE'S REALLY BUFF AND HE DOES PROFESSIONAL BOXING."

Tank says: "Huh?"

Beefy Guy 2 says: "Hey we're sorry you bumped into us. Maybe we can take you both out for some food as an apology?"

An says: "Nooooo we already ate a while ago..."

Beefy guy 1 says: "ນັ້ນແມ່ນປະທານາທິບໍດີບໍ?"

Beefy guy 2 says: "ເຮີ້ .. ເຈົ້າເວົ້າຖືກ"

Beefy Guy 3 says: "ລາວອາດຈະຮູ້ວ່າພວກເຮົາພະຍາຍາມເຮັດຫຍັງ. ໃຫ້ພວກເຮົາຮັບເອົາພວກເຂົາໂດຍບັງຄັບ."

The three guys suddenly grab both Tank and An.

Tank says: "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM??"

An says: "TANK THEY'RE APART OF THE LAO MAFIA IN HANOI."

Tank says: "OKAY THAT DOESN'T HELP US AT ALL THOUGH DOES IT??"

An screams.

The guys take the both of them into a dark alleyway and tie them up.

Tank and An then hear car noises and they're put into a car.

Unknown hours later.

Tank says: "Why did they put tape on our mouths.. We can still speak even while it's on."

An says: "Oh yeah good point."

"WAIT WE WERE KIDNAPPED!?"

"NOW THEY'RE GOING TO SELL OUR ORGANS"

Tank says: "Shoot.. We need to calm down and think of a plan. We need to remove these blindfolds first."

An says: "UhhHHH IF WE SHAKE our heads really fast they'll come off??"

Tank says: "Alright let's try it."

They shake their heads and it actually works, the blindfold comes off quickly.

An says: "this place is creepy..."

Tank says: "Our arms are tied.. but our legs are-"

"Oh."

A chainball is on Tanks leg.

Tank says: "Where did they even get this???"

Tank says: "Wait.. you don't have one.."

An says: "Oh you right, Wait why??"

"What if they put a bomb on me that will detonate if i walk??"

Tank says: "Calm down they wouldn't do something like that. If you were to explode they couldn't sell you anywhere."

Tank says: "Now try to find something around here that can untie you."

An says: "okay..."

An gets up and looks around the dirty basement.

He finds some random sharp pipe and cuts off his rope w/ it

Tank says: "Okay now untie my ropes."

An unties Tank.

An says: "What about the chain ball? I don't think we'll be able to get it off."

Tank says: "It has a keyhole.."

An says: "Oh! Good thing I have a hairpin."

Tank says: "Good to know, but do you know how to actually use it to break locks?"

An says: "no"

Tank says: "..."

An says: "Okay wait it's probably not that hard"

An tries to break the lock on the chain ball thing but doesn't succeed.

An says: "THIS PRESSURE IS NOT FUN"

Suddenly they hear some talking from upstairs.

An says: "OKJOEIWJEIJREIRJ "

Tank says: "SHH!!"

The talking starts getting louder.

An says: "This is bad.."

Suddenly, the lock actually.. unlocks.

Tank says: "We need to go hide now."

Tank and An hide somewhere in the Basement..

The basement doors opens and two guys come in.

Guy 1 says: "ພວກເຂົາໄປໃສ?!"

Guy 2 says: "ພວກເຂົາ ESCAPE ບໍ່?"

The guys go back upstairs.

Tank says: "Right.. Let's wait a bit and then leave this room."

10 seconds later.

They go upstairs.

An says: "This place is surprisingly cozy..."

Tank and An sneak around the Mafia base. But the hallways seem so long...

While sneaking around they suddenly run into some random lady.

Tank says: "..."

Lady says: "..."

"Varyn? What are you doing here?"

Tank says: "..."

"Huh?"

Lady says: "The meeting with big boss is going to happen soon, and yet you're not dressed up properly?"

"Oh you Irish people from the north and your weird customs."

Tank says: "Haha.. yes..?"

An says: "..."

Lady says: "Oh, who's that behind you?"

Lady says: "Is she your girlfriend? You know we told you not to bring any people over here anymore."

Tank says: "Oh haha yeah she's my girlfriend sorry I forgot you told me that."

Lady says: "Oh it's fineeee. As long as she doesn't call the police."

"Anyway, go get in your suit quickly."

Tank says: "Uhh, you see I lost my suit, But I'll go buy one right away."

Lady says: "Oh it's fine, I have some spares! Also I can give your girlfriend one too."

Tank says: "Haha you don't have to! Us Irish are very allergic to kindness."

Lady says: "Ohhh you irish and your funny folktales don't be shy."

Lady takes Tank and An to some dressing room.

Lady says: "Pick any suit you like. Your girlfriend can too if she wants :thinking:"

An says: "Teehee."

Tanks says: "Yes, yes thank you! oh boy i sure do love beer because I am irish."

Lady leaves the room

Tank says: "What just happened."

An says: "Mood."

Tank says: "Okay but.. If we disguise as Mafia members then we'll have an easier time to escape."

Tank and An put on the epic mafia suits. They also put on some sunglasses that were in the room.

They head out of the dressing room and look for a way out.

An says: "Might as well change my hairstyle so they don't recognize me."

An unties his ponytail, he has long hair.

Tank says: "Why are there so many hallways??? Did they purposely make it a maze or something?"

An says: "Lol probably."

Tank says: "Annoying... It better not be in any of these rooms."

An starts opening doors.

Tank says: "Don't do that."

Tank and An reach the end of one of the hallways. At the end of it is a door.

Tank says: "I hear some people taking.. Don't open it.."

An says: "Okay"

Suddenly somebody comes thru the door.

Lady says: "Huh.. Oh, it's you too! The meeting has just started, quick!"

The lady pushes Tank and An into the room.

??? says: "Who are they?"

Lady says: "It's Varyn and his girlfriend."

??? says: "How many people are you going to keep bringing over!? Goddammit Varyn if you do this again you'll cease to exist.."

Tank says: "..Understood.. haha.."

??? says: "Well anyhow, sit down."

Tank and An sit down at one of the empty chairs in the room.

??? says: "Recently two of our hostages escaped. They were very pricey victims too. It was the president and some random king."

??? says: "Now.. I doubt they would've been able to escape from our base, as escaping requires ID, of course. So today's mission is finding them."

"Whoever captures them first will get real Luxurian Gold."

"Though there's one rule you all must follow."

"Don't kill them."

"You may harm them as long as it isn't any vital place. That is all. You may leave."

All the people in the room says: "Yes Mama Agata."

They all leave the room.

Tank and An leave too.

Tank says: "..."

Random Mafia Guy: "Oi Varyn. What's ya girls name."

Tank says: "Uhhh..... El...mo..ana?"

Random Mafia Guy says: "Elmoana? Yo that's kind of sexy."

Tank says: "Haha yeah bro, her name totally turns me on or.. something.. I love woman."

Random Mafia Guy says: "Haha you irish and your weird kinks."

An says: "..."

Random Mafia Guy says: "Anyway i'm gonna go get a gun from the weapon room, see you-"

Tank says: "Aha wait where was the weapon room again, that's what I just wanted to ask you!!!!"

Random Mafia Guy says: "Oh you irish people and your bad memory!! haha follow me."

Random Mafia Guy takes Tank and An to the Weapon Room. It's full of guns, swords, katanas, grenade launchers, flamethrowers, knives and other stuff.

Tank says: "How nostalgic."

Random Mafia Guy says: "Haha ye anyway what weapon are you gonna pick? I think i'm gonna go with the nerf gun."

An says: "Teehee i'll go with the gun, us ladies love them."

Random Mafia Guy says: "That's hot."

Tank says: "I'll take the grenade launcher and a gun I suppose.."

Random Mafia Guy says: "What why a grenade launcher?Wwon't you kill the two hostages?"

Tank says: "Ohhh haha uhh.. it's an irish thing. We love grenade launchers!"

Random Mafia Guy says: "Uhhhh like you'll still kill them tho"

Tank says: "It's for the aesthetic."

An says: "Teehee don't question my boyfriend grr uwu owo."

Random Mafia Guy says: "Ok!"

Random Mafia Guy says: "Well anyway see you around."

The random guy leaves.

Tank says: "We should've questioned him more about this place."

An says: "Yeaaah, but that girl said something about id."

Tank says: "Maybe we need an ID card to escape?"

Suddenly somebody comes into the room.. It's the person that was talking in the Meeting room.

Agata says: "Hello boys. Having fun?"

Tank says: "Wha-"

Agata says: "I don't think I introduced myself to you two yet. I'm Agata, the leader of the Lao Mafia."

"I know you two are the hostages. It's honestly quite obvious."

Tank says: "Very bold of you to come into this room unarmed."

Agata says: "Oh, thank you."

"Well, anyhow.. I came here to give you my good luck. I'm quite interested in seeing how you two will escape from here :)"

An says: "Aha what's that noise."

An pulls out a radio from his pockets ig??

An says: "Oh it's your old Abyysky radio"

Tank says: "What.. It shouldn't be making any noise.."

Agata says: "This is some cool music you guys got"

Agata says: "Well, anyway. The radio isn't the important part right now."

Agata says: "I will love to see how to survive my little game :). Will you escape and be free? Or will you be sold on the black market?"

Tank points his gun at Agata.

Tank says: "What's stopping me from just shooting you now?"

Agata says: "Bullets."

Tank says: "..."

"Oh."

"You're right."

Agata says: "Anyway I'll be leaving now. Have fun :) I'll be watching you two."

Agata leaves the room.

Tank says: "..."

"WAIT A SECOND SHE CAN'T JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT-"

Tank quickly runs out of the room, but it seems Agata has already disappeared.

An says: ":pensive:"

Tank says: "Right.. We should get some bullets for these guns first.."

An says: "Bullets haha uhh, I don't think I'll be able to shoot someone..."

Tank says: "Just shoot them in the legs. That.. probably won't kill them."

An says: "But what if it does???"

Tank says: "..."

Tank looks around the room.

Tank finds a box with different kinds of bullets.

He takes some.

Tank says: "Here"

Tank hands An some bullets.

An says: "Haha thanks."

Tank says: "There should be some grenades around here too.."

Tank finds some grenades and takes them.

An says: "Do we need the grenade launcher?"

Tank says: "Yes. We can use it to explode walls or doors."

An says: "Okay but like do you even know how to use it?"

Tank says: Yes, my uncle taught me how to use one back in Yamalia, but that's beside the point we need to stop chit chatting and start moving."

Tank and An finally leave the weapon room and start walking around the hallways checking every room.

An says: "..."

An says: "So um, what if the recognize me as the president?"

Tank says: "They probably won't."

An says: "Okayy then"

Tank goes into one of the rooms.

An says: "?"

Tank says: "Just checking..."

Suddenly a beeping noise comes somewhere from the room.

An says: "KJEWJRIUWEHR what's that-"

Tank says: "..."

An says: "wait a minute.. that sounds like a.. phone."

Tank says: "Huh!? If it's a phone then we have to find it."

Tank starts looking all over the room for the phone.

He then find a box filled with phones.

An says: "Woahhh- wait.. isn't that my phone?"

An picks up the phone that's beeping.

An says: "Oh chile somebody is calling me, good to know there's service here."

An answers the call.

An says: "Yeah this is An speaking."

??? says: "Heyyy can i borrow your apartment in Phnom Penh for a bit, My girlfriend kicked me out of her place."

An says: "Yeah sure bud, just don't burn it down."

??? says: "Haha cool thanks."

Phone call ends.

An says: "Oh Jerry."

Tank says: "Why didn't you ask for help??"

An says: "..."

"Oh true"

"Wait but we don't know the location of this base anyway."

Tank says: "..."

Tank grabs An's phone and presses some buttons.

Tank says: "We're in the outskirts of Hanoi."

An says: "oh lmao."

Tank says: "Let's call the police now-"

Suddenly two guys come in the room.

Tank says: "..."

Guy says: "What are you two doing here?"

Tank says: "Ummmm you see i accidently lost my phone, and uh.. seems i left it here i guess."

Guy 2 says: "Oh haha..."

Guy 2 closes the door behind him.

Tank says: "..."

An says: "..."

Guy 2 says: "Yeah. So what's your name?"

Tank says: "Varyn and that's my girlfriend.. aha.."

Guy says: "Wait didn't we just see Varyn a second ago?"

Guy 2 says: "Yeah. This guy isn't Varyn. Those two are the hostages."

Tank says: "Wh-What? But I'm the real Varyn??"

Guy 2 says: "Yeah right, there's two hostages that have escaped. Varyn was alone, but you aren't."

Tank says: "They could've split up. Plus why would the president work with some random guy."

Guy 2 points his gun at Tank.

Guy 2 says: "Excuses... Hehe now i'm going to get that money."

Guy says: "wait.. YOU?"

"What about me???"

Guy 2 says: "What? Why would you get it? You didn't do NOTHIN'."

Guy says: "THE AUDACITY!??????? THIS IS WHY I FRICKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND."

Guy 2 says: "WHAT."

Guy says: "YEAH. SHE SIAD I'M MUCH BETTER THAN YOU LOL!"

Guy 2 says: "THAT'S IT!"

Guy 2 tackles the other Guy.

Tank says: "..Now's our chance"

Tank and An quickly run out of the room.

An says: "kjkgjkjiuehwriuewhr What was that..."

While running away, they bump into somebody.

Tank says: "oof-"

??? says: "Yer two gran'?"

An says: "Aha, what?"

??? says: "Wait, you're boyd loike me! Ye a new recruit?"

Tank says: "...Yes...?"

??? says: "Is mise Varyn. what's yers?"

Tank says: "..."

An says: "Sorry we don't have any mice."

??? says: "Naw, naw. oi'm called Varyn."

Tank says: "OH."

An says: "OH."

Tank says: "Uhhhh.. Haha you see i'm also called Varyn aha.."

Varyn says: "Ohh waaat a coincidence!"

"Want ter 'ear me life scayle?"

Tank says: "Uhh, no thank you.. We're in a hurry to get that prize money."

Varyn says: "Ah, bye den."

Tank and An start walking away from the real Varyn.

Tank says: "Shoot..."

An says: "All these long hallways and rooms just keep going.. maybe we should ask somebody?"

Tank says: "We could.. But then we need to find somebody stupid.."

An says: "Why don't we go back and ask the real Varyn? He seemed like a nice guy."

Tank says: "No, if somebody sees us standing next to him, then they'll get suspicious.."

An says: "Hmm.."

Tank says: "JKJUHIU You know what??"

Tank uses the grenade launcher in the hallway.

EXPLOSION.

An says: "..."

Tank says: "GREAT, IT'S JUST DIRT."

An says: "Calm down, you'll get us in trouble."

Suddenly tons of dudes start running towards explosion area.

Dude says: "Wtf happened???"

An says: "WE SAW THE HOSTAGES THEY RAN THAT WAY."

Dude says: "HOHOHOHO"

The guys run away.

An says: "."

Tank says: "Tsk.."

Suddenly, After a bit.. They reach the end of one of the hallways.

They see one of those number pad things.

Tank says: "FINALLY! This could be our way out!"

An says: "Yeah but.. what number do we put in?"

Tank says: "We don't need a number, we can just explode the door open."

"Let's back up."

They back up from the door and then Tank shoots one of the grenades at it.

The door explodes open.

Tank says: "Yes.. We can finally get out!"

Tank runs into the room only to see a bunch of coolers.

An says: "Yikes.. It's pretty cold in here.."

Tank says: "..."

"Maybe.. One of these boxes is the way out.."

An says: "It also smells really bad in here."

Tank opens one of the coolers to find organs.

An says: "IUHRIUWEHGRWUIEYGR WTF"

Tank says: "..."

"Of course.. They're the mafia after all.."

"..."

"There's no point.. I don't think we're getting out.."

An says: "H-Hey don't lose your confidence just yet . We'll get out of here.  After all, the few members we did meet had one braincell anyway."

Tank says: "..."

"You're right."

"If we can help get rid of Abyysky then we can escape some lowly Mafia."

An says: "Yeahh that's the spirit. Also Vinh is waiting for us."

Tank says: "Yeah.. YEAH!"

"LET'S GO BACK HOME."

Tank and An leave the organ room.

But then they run into two ladies.

Lady 1 says: "We heard an explosion so like what happened lmao."

Tank says: "The hostages ran inside the cooler room."

Lady 2 says: "Well then let's go catch them chile???"

They all go into the cooler room.

Lady 1 says: "Hey do you think they got out of here?"

Lady 2 says: "Girlie noooo don't even think that, they don't have any id lmaooo!!!"

Lady 1 says: "Haha you're right."

Tank whispers something to An..

An nods.

Lady 2 says: "um but likeeee, so are they hiding in one of the boxes? like they're all full of organs and bones so like..."

Suddenly Tank tackles one of the girls.

Lady 2 says: "WKJKJFDKSKJFSDKJF GET OFF ME-"

An hits Lady 1s ankles.

Lady 1 says: "..."

"Not gonna lie that was the weakest kick ever."

"do you even work out."

An says: "..."

Lady 1 says: "But like uhh..."

Lady 2 says: "KJWRKJWERJWEIRJWEIR HELP ME THEY'RE PROBABLY THE HOSTAGES!"

Lady 1 says: "Oh you right."

Lady 1 pulls out a knife.

An says: "PUT THE KNIFE DOWN.  YOU WOULDN'T STAB ME WOULD YOU????"

Lady 1 says: "I'm apart of the mafia do you really think I won't stab you."

An says: "oh yeah..."

Lady 1 tackles An to the ground.

Lady 1 tries to stab An but he holds her off.

An says: "TANASDKJASKDAJSK HELEP ME WUIEHRI"

Tank says: "Shoot, I didn't plan that far.."

Lady 2 punches Tank in the face.

Lady 2 says: "Yeah you ain't going any further sorry sweetie."

Lady 2 gets up and pulls out a gun.

Tank pulls out his gun and points it at Lady 2.

Lady 2 says: "You might have all those weapons but can you really shoot someone?"

Tank says: "You say that.. but weren't you ordered to not kill us?"

Lady 2 says: "That's only if we actually want the money. If we take you back dead, Big Mama Agata will probably just sell your unharmed organs or somethin'."

An says: "TANK I AM NOT VERY STRONG PELASE HURURY UP."

Lady 1 says: "Ok but like before i stab you what is your skin care routine?? Like your skin is so nice and smooth! aha"

An says: "Aww thank you!"

Tank and Lady 2 keep pointing their guns at each other.

Tank says: "Well if you don't care about the money, then shoot me."

Lady 2 says: "Aha, well i mean"

"I will... I just wanna see what happens to your friend lmao."

Tank says: ".. I guess I have no other choice."

Tank grabs one of the grenades he has and throws it to the ground.

Lady 2 gets startled and closes her eyes ready for impact.

Lady 2 says: "..."

"Wait.."

Tank kicks Lady 1 off An.

Tank didn't set off the grenade.

Lady 2 says: "You sneaky little b-"

Tank throws another grenade at Lady 2's head.

Lady 2 says: "OW WTF-"

Tank beats up Lady 1 and takes her knife.

An says: "..."

Lady 1 says: "......."

Lady 2 says: "Wait.. THANKS FOR THE GRENADE LOSER!"

Lady 2 grabs the grenade and is about to pull off the ring thingy at the top.

But then Tank grabs Lady 1 and uses her as a shield.

Tank says: "Well then, throw the grenade."

"I guess it'd be easy for you mafia people, you kill people all the time."

Lady 2 says: "Aha what."

"Don't use her as a shield. It probably won't even protect you from the explosion sooo..."

Tank says: "You're right. So throw it."

Lady 2 says: "Well if you're going to make me throw it then..."

Lady 1 says: "Girlie you have to throw it.."

"Otherwise they'll kill you... And I can't live in a world w/out you..."

Lady 2 says: ":cry:"

An says: "Tank maybe we should let her go-"

Tank says: "But then WE die."

Lady 2 says: "SO SELFISH!"

"..."

Lady 2 says: "Ugh.. I give up."

Tank says: "Oh?"

Lady 2 says: "not."

Lady 2 throws the grenade at the other end of the room, where there is a door.

The grenade explodes and an alarm goes off.

Tank says: "Huh!? What did you do??"

Suddenly multiple mafia members start running into the room.

An says: "UIHUIRUWIGUWYEGRUWYEGR FRICK-"

Tank points a gun at lady 1.

Tank says: "If you leave us alone.. I won't shoot her..?"

Mafia Member 1 says: "Bro we don't even like her lmao."

Mafia Member 2 says: "We all greedy as fuck bro we want those riches."

Tank looks at Lady 2.

Lady 2 says: "Uhhh, maybe we should listen to him aha.."

Lady 1 starts crying.

An says: "I feel bad even though I shouldn't... I mean.. these people kill others for a living..."

Tank lets go of Lady 1.

Tank says: "No point in keeping her, they'll probably kill her with us."

"We have to figure out something else."

Lady 1 runs to Lady 2.

An says: "We're surrounded."

Mafia Member 4 says: "Yeee boi can't wait to get them riches aha."

Mafia Member 6 says: "Wdym? It's going to be me."

Mafia Member 24 says: "Are you serious? It's obviously me???? I'm the hottest."

The Mafia Members start arguing with each other.

Tank says: "...We can probably get out of here with this commotion going on.."

An says: "Yeah but we don't know where the exit is.."

Tank says: "No.. We do. Those two ladies already told us."

An says: "Huh?"

Tank says: "The door at the end of the hallway is the one that leads to the exit."

An says: "I hope your righT. But that Lady threw the grenade at the door and it didn't even get a dent!"

Suddenly the Mafia Members all start brawling w/ each other, there's gunshots everywhere!

Tank and An head for the end of the hallway.

They finally squeeze thru the crowd.

An says: "Wait but we don't have any id??"

Tank says: "Shoot.."

Tank says: "Actually.. It won't be a problem getting an ID, after all all the mafia members are here."

Out of nowhere, Somebody taps on Tanks shoulder.

It's Vayrn!

Vayrn says: "Top o' the marnin ter yer Varyn, chucker yer wanna go git a soda?"

Tank says: "Haha... Yeahhhh..."

Varyn says: "It sure is loud in 'ere."

Next to the door is some sort of screen.. Vayrn puts his hand on it and the door opens.

Varyn, Tank and An go to the exit.

Varyn says: "What's yisser favorite kind av soda?"

Tank says: "Uhh, I don't really drink those type of.. drinks.. More of a water person haha.."

An says: "????"

The three climb up a long staircase.

Until finally.. they get to the outside!

Varyn says: "Let me call a jo maxi."

Varyn calls a Taxi.

They wait for it.

Tank and An stressfully wait for the Taxi.

Varyn says: "Yer shud proobably put yisser weapons somewhere else."

After a bit the taxi finally arrives.

The three of them hop in.

Varyn says: "To Hanoi!"

Taxi says: "Lol Ok."

And so.. Tank and An finally arrive back at Hanoi :heart_eyes:

Varyn looks at his phone.

Varyn says: "Ah sorry, oi 'ill in me brown be able ter buy sodas witcha guys, me girlfriends in town."

Once they all leave the Taxi, Varyn hands Tank and An some money and then leaves.

Tank says: "...."

An says: "..."

Tank lays down on the ground.

An says: "Haha same"

"you should probably get rid of the grenade launcher otherwise the police will come. And i don't have the energy to pay them right now."

After a bit, Tank throws his grenades and grenade launcher into some dark alleyway. And then they head back home.

Tank and An arrive at the apartment.

Vinh comes out of the bedroom.

Vinh says: "Good morning you two."

An says: "I can smell colors"

Vinh says: "Why are you two dressed so well? Are you going somewhere?"

An says: "Yes. We are going to sleep"

Vinh says: "what"

The two of them lay down on the floor and go to sleep.

A few weeks after the Mafia break out, Tank and the squad had moved to Phnon Phenh.

A year after the Mafia break out in the Phnoen Phenh apartment.

Vinh says: "Hey you and An were talking about a thing called school? You guys said you wanted to send me there."

Tank says: "We're still considering it. We can probably teach you everything ourselves..."

"Like.. I know how to write. And do math."

"..."

"And I can teach you self defense."

"And An can teach you how to.."

"..."

"..."

"ANYWAY, Yeah we can teach you everything ourselves."

Vinh says: "Okay then."

An says: "Guess who's back y'all."

Tank says: "Welcome back. Hope you didn't waste money on random clothes nobody will ever wear."

An says: "Haha yeah.. yeah... i didn't buy clothes. ANYWAY"

"A new theme park opened up in the city. I was thinking we could all go to it."

Vinh says: "Theme park? Are those the places with those giant.. circle.. thingies"

Tank says: "Yeah. Now that I think about it, I've never been to a theme park before."

An says: "Haha sameeeee. Communist things."

Tank says: "..."

An says: "Anyway yeah so I bought tickets already."

Tank says: "Oh what okay then."

An says: "Let's go tomorrow. Since I'm not busy that day."

An goes to a different room.

Tank says: "..."

"I need to go buy something. Do you.. want to come along?"

Vinh says: "Huh? Oh sure!"

Tank and Vinh go outside to buy something .

Vinh says: "So what did you need to buy?"

Tank says: "You'll see."

Tank and Vinh arrive at a jewelry store.

Tank goes up to the cashier.

Tank says: "Uh.. You got any rings?"

Cashier says: "owo uwu owo Proposing to somebody huhuhuhuuhhu?"

Tank says: "What"

Cashier says: "owo uwu Don't worry don't worry we've got the finest rings here. We are famous across all of Nakmai. Including Nay'Bling."

Tank says: "Err.. Right.."

Cashier brings out some rings.

Cashier says: "Our cheapest ring with a gem is 1607794000 Riel."

Tank says: "I just want a plain ring. No gems on it."

Cashier says: "Ohhh.. I feel sorry for your girlfriend."

"Here's some of our basic rings i guess."

Vinh says: "So judgmental."

Tank says: "I'll take these two."

Cashier says: "Likeee okay then..."

Tank buys 2 rings.

They leave the store.

Vinh says: "Why did you buy those?"

Tank says: "To look fashionable."

Vinh says: "Lol ok"

The next day. They are all at the theme park.

An says: "Did you know this place has not had a single casualty yet."

Tank says: "Yet."

Vinh says: "LESGOGOGOGOGOGO"

Tank, Vinh and An go around the theme park experiencing the rides, and buying cotton candy and other stuff-

An says: "Brooo is this what those capitalists experience everyday-"

Tank says: "Not sure.:"

Vinh says: "what's a capalililililit..."

An says: "Haha nothing you need to worry about. Anyway let's go on that ride."

Tank says: "I think that's a horror one."

An says: "Oh uhhhh nevermind then-"

Vinh says: "LET'S GO ON IT!"

The three of them get on the horror ride.

It's slow and everything is dark.

An says: "..."

Tank says: "Nothings happened yet."

An says: "Oh you're right."

"Man, this is kind of lame."

Vinh says: "Yeah"

Suddenly a ghost pops out.

Tank says: "iuoHEUEWYOIGRHUWOYRGWEUYIRGWEUYIRG"

An says: "That was underwhelming."

Vinh says: "I know right?"

"They should put real skeletons here...  I think that'd be cool."

An says: "Didn't some theme park do that already?"

"I think it was called LisneyDand idk"

Another monster pops up.

Tank says: "WIURHWEIURHWEIURH"

An and Vinh end up critiquing the ride instead of getting scared.

The ride ends.

Tank says: "..."

An says: "lmao imagine being scared couldn't be me."

Vinh says: "Hhashahsahsah same."

After enjoying the theme park, it starts getting late.

An says: "Chile the sun is going down. Maybe we should do one more ride and then go..."

Tank says: ".."

Vinh says: "Let's do the Ferris Wheel!"

An says: "Yeah, that seems like a good note to end on.:"

The Trio head for the Ferris Wheel.

Worker says: "Hey so um.. the carts are kind of full so only one of you will be able to go in."

An says: "Oh chile can I be the one to-"

Tank says: "Vinh."

An says: "I mean yeah.. Haha vinh should totes go on it!"

Worker says: "Don't worry you two can take a ride in it after this"

Vinh hops on the Ferris Wheel and has the time of her life.

She waves at Tank and An from the top.

After the Ferris wheel spins for a bit she gets out.

Worker says: "Ok it seems the carts aren't as full anymore.. i guess it's because the park is closing."

Vinh says: "Can i hop on again."

Tank whispers something to Vinh.

Vinh says: "Huh?"

Tank hands Vinh some money.

Vinh says: "You're putting up a good offer."

Vinh says: "I changed my mind.  I'm gonna go buy cotton candy instead."

Vinh runs off.

An says: "Lol what ok."

An and Tank go into one of the Ferris Wheel carts.

An says: "Wonder why she ran off lol"

Tank says: "I wanted to ask you something."

An says: "Yeah?"

Tank says: "What's your opinion on.. Same sex relationships?"

An says: "Wha- uhhh why do you ask haha?"

Tank says: "...."

"I... well.. um.."

"I've known you for a while.. and uh.."

"In that time I've realised a few things.."

An says: "Haha sameeeeeee.. haha"

Tank says: "I like you."

An says: "Oh haha same i like me too"

"i MEAN YOU."

"YOU."

Tank says: "Huh!? Really??"

An says: "YEAH :sob:"

Tank says: "We should get married."

An says: "wha"

Tank says: "I don't know how romance works okay... I uh.. bought some rings for us.."

An says: "Ghghghghghg"

"Wait this means we're basically criminals..."

Tank says: "Yeah.."

An says: "Oh it's fineee. I'm the president. I can always pay people to shut up..."

"Anyway show me the rings..."

Tank hands one of the rings he bought to An.

An hugs Tank.

Ferris Wheel ends they both leave the carts.

Vinh comes back.

An says: "Wait.. we should adopt Vinh. Well, one of us."

Vinh says: "Huh?"

Tank says: "Yeah.."

Vinh says: "You two seem different did something happen?"

Tank says: "Ah.. Nothing.."

And so they all went home.

A few weeks later...

Tank and Vinh are watching the news.

Tank says: "Looks like Nilastan is still having those problems."

Vinh says: "Who's that?"

Tank says: "They're next to Nakmai."

Vinh says: "Ohhhh okay then?"

Tank says: "It's been going on for a few days now. I wonder if An is going to do anything."

An comes home.

An says: "Heyyyyy did you hear what I did.:"

Tank says: "No-"

News Reporter says: "Nakmai helps out Nilastan lol"

Tank says: "Oh"

An says: "Poavak said something about how Luxuria might come and attack us but like.. "

"I want to stay positive and believe that won't happen."

Vinh says: "What are you guys talking about???"

A few days later....

Tank and Vinh are just chilling at home again.

Suddenly, Tank gets a call from An..

Tank answers.

An says: "Ummmm so likeee... Heeeeeeeeeyyyyy."

Tank says: "Hey? What's up."

An says: "Sooo uhhhh.... Luxuria actually attacked."

Tank says: "WHAT?"

An says: "Um.. Yeaaaahhhh haha."

"Uhh don't worry. Me and Poavak will totes get them out!"

"Maybe idk."

Tank says: "Hold on a second-"

An ends the phone call.

Vinh says: "?"

Tank says: "Shoot.."

A few weeks later.. again.. An told Tank and Vinh to just stay home for now.

Vinh is looking outside the window.

Vinh says: "The streets seem emptier these days.. Why is that?"

Tank says: "..No idea."

Suddenly An bursts through the door.

An says: "THEY'RE COMING TO PHTONEREWONRWEORNPHEN WE NEED TO PACK UP RN RN GOGOGOGOGOO"

Tank says: "Huh?"

An says: "THE LUXURIANS ARE COMING HERE-"

Tank says: "Calm down.. They haven't taken over all of Nakmai yet, right?"

Vinh says: "Um.. what's going on?"

Tank says: "Don't worry. Nothings happening."

"We're just going to .. move for a bit."

The three of them pack up and leave Phnom Penh.

Also a few other people came along with them but they're unimportant.

They all stay at some random Nakmaian Village for now.

A few weeks again.

Everybody chilling in some random Nakmaian house.

An comes in.

An says: "Luxuria has decided not to compromise with us."

"Soo.. We should start heading to Nilastan now."

"I already put up an evacuation notice um...yeahhhh haha idk.."

Tank says: "..."

The three of them split up with the other group of people.

A few days later the trio arrives in Hoaquc.

Tank says: "Seems like we'll be living in Nilastan then."

An says: "..Actually"

"I think it's better if you and Vinh go to Tritoniya.. And try to get back Yamalia."

Tank says: "Wait.. What why??"

An says: "I feel like Luxuria will invade Nilastan some time soon as well."

Tank says: "So? Why can't you come with us too?"

"Also Tritoniya isn't that good of a place to be in right now anyway."

An says: "Even if Nakmai is gone, I'm still the president."

"I need to be here for my people still."

Tank says: "No you don't.. Nilastan will take care of them."

An says: "I also think you should just get Yamalia back.."

Tank says: "Like Tritoniya will say yes."

An says: "Listen, my people need me.. and so do yours."

Tank says: "..No.. what?"

An says: "Also I already bought tickets to Tritoniya."

Vinh says: "..What's going on?"

Tank says: "Nothing."

Tank says: "Listen we're all going to stay together. Nobody is leaving anyone."

An says: "Haha yeah.."

The trio after a while finally get to that one Nilastani Train Station.

They get to a different Nilastani Train Station that is nearer to Hoaquc.

They all are waiting for the train, then a train arrives.

Tank and Vinh hop in.

An doesn't.

Tank says: "Are you going to come on or..."

An says: "Get rid of Luxuria for me."

Tank says: "What?"

The train doors close.

Tank says: "WAIT"

"WAIT NONONONONON"

Vinh says: "WHY DID HE STAY BEHIND??"

Tank says: "OIUHIUEWRHWIEUHRWEUIR STUPID AN!"

"We need to stop the train..."

Vinh says: "..."

"Maybe you should do what he said.."

Tank says: "Luxuria.."

"..."

"Well I guess I have a new country I hate."

Vinh says: "If he didn't want to be with us then we should just leave..."

Tank says: "..."

Multiple days pass...

Tank and Vinh arrive in Tritoniya.

Tank says: "..."

Vinh says: "It's so cold..."

Tank says: "I guess It's time to negotiate."

Tank goes to the Duma.

Tritoniya Guy says Who are you.

Tank says: "I used to be the king of Yamalia."

Tritoniya says Good for you, Are you here for a residency permit?

Tank says: "No"

"I want Yamalia back."

Tritoniya Guy says No.

If you really want, You may be the governor of Yamalia Oblast.

Tank says: "I guess this is as far as I can get."

"Yes I'd want to be the governor of it."

Tritoniya Guy says Very well...

The guy hands over some rubles.

Tritoniya Guy says Buy a train to Salekhard.

Tank says: "Alright.. Thank you"

Tank leaves.

Vinh says: "What were you guys talking about?"

Tank says: "Hm.. Maybe I should teach you Russian."

Tank and Vinh head to Salekhard.

Tank says: "It's been so long since I was last here."

Vinh says: "?"

Tank says: "If i'm not mistaken.. My parents' apartment is still empty.."

Tank and Vinh go inside one of the apartment buildings.

They walk up a couple of stairs.

And get to a boarded off apartment.

Tank breaks down the door.

Tank says: "This'll do for now."

The end.

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Continued in "Consequence of Love"