Celtic-Yatan War

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Year: 98 CE
Celtic-Yatan War
Date98 CE
LocationGlobal
OutcomeTBA
Combatants
Commanders


After years of nothing, all of the sudden a blue glow emerged from the sky above Yata as countless futuristic ships as big as Spisos emerged from the green sky. The nations of the world, even the NLE, were baffled while Aparty was angry and Mei'ra re-isolated itself. Celtic called all of them "suckers" as its islands emerged out of the sea, revealing that all of Celtic was actually a really big dragon and was in contact with aliens. While the spaceships did nothing thus far, the Dragon stepped on Spisos and destroyed it in the process. Sipedro began to freak out, the NLE continued to be confused, Lineland expressed guilt for helping Celtic during the Spinese-Celtic War, all while Celtic explained its reasoning for doing this being that all the other countries of the world were too chaotic and making everyone depressed and sad. Lineland begged to know why Celtic was doing this, to which it explained it was actually a 'sociopath or the other one i don't remember' and how Spisos was right about them, destroying Linelandic Vancouver as the dragon marched towards Sipedro. The NLE asked to be Celtic's ally in an attempt to save itself, only for all the spaceships to suddenly just blow up all of Luxuria, prompting Hongerswakan celebrations. Lustland turned to prayer as all of Sipedro was destroyed, prompting them to flee to Yetia and begin seeking the smartest country with the best tech. Aparty claimed to have an idea on who could help, contacting Mei'ra for help while all of South America (except Argentina) were destroyed. Mei'ra explained it had agreed to help Aparty against The Biomass, not against massive continent-destroying dragons. New Luxurian Poavak fell into chaos without its Luxurian backers. The Celtic Dragon turned to go to Asia, destroying all of Sizzlean Yakamoto by accident before setting all of Sizzle and Lineland on lava. Wales, Sizzle, and Yomtachia all freaked out. Seeing Mei'ra not doing anything, Iujadogia decided to act due to having escaped from their own planet before coming here, joining the fight and empowering The Biomass. All of Oceania and maritime Southeast Asia were destroyed by the ships. Mei'ra sent out ships to attack the dragon with lazer-beams around the same time that all of Africa and East Asia were blown up.

Sizzle invoked the powers of Pomar[1] in order to stop Celtic, despite the Dragon already having one of its feet blown off by Mei'ra. Yetia and Tritonia combined their lazer towers in order to create a shield around europe. The Iujados transformed into supersonic jets, prompting Celtic to state that even if the dragon was destroyed there were still so many alien ships to fight. Countless people suddenly emerged and flew towards the dragon like a swarm and began shooting lazers at the dragon while all the Iujado coalesced into one massive super-iujado, which was immediately countered by the Dragon shooting fire as hot as the sun in every direction. Mei'ra began putting bombs inside the Dragon while the Iujado advanced and built more cloning stations to increase their numbers. The swarm of flying Parahumans arrived at the dragon, upper cutting it, throwing people at it, kicking it... Only for Celtic to order the destruction of Europe as the Dragon began powering up, only for its lazers to fail as Mei'ra had put bombs in it and one of the Parahumans ended up inside it, where he used his power to increase his size. Aleron Chablis jumped off the dragon as it promptly exploded. The Iujado started kamizazi-ing themselves at the ships, attempting to break on board and consume all organic matter while Primal collected the Dragon's teeth to make a necklace. All of Asia was destroyed by the ships while the Iujado kept fighting and the remaining Yetian-Tritonian lazers charged up. Primal then flew over the Aleron and trapped him under dragon claws while another Parahuman infiltrated a ship. A strange voice came from the ships; "Je! Unajua njia?", which surviving east-africans understood as being Swahili, prompting Iujadogia to freak out as it realised that it was the same invaders who destroyed Titan. The ships exclaimed "WANANCHI, KIWANGO CHAKO kimeongoza Maisha YETU KWA NJIA ZAIDI." as a Ugandan Knuckle was revealed, prompting all ships to charge up at once and fire onto Yata and blow all of it up.

Then it was revealed that all of the preceding events were an april fools joke, which no one (other than the organizer, Creepy) noticed despite so much of it being completely ridiculous and a sudden twist from how the Year 100 Event was being built up to be. All of it sevents were classified as 'non-canon' and 'alternate-history'.

HISTORY
Before 0 CE Ancient History • Extinction of the Ancientfolk • First Human-Yomtach War • Ancient History • The Great Sleep (The Great Dream)
0 CE - 56 CE Lost Archives • Rising tensions • The Empire Wars • Kalevian War of Independence • Catherian era • Later Empire Wars • First Void War - Aftermath • Discovery of the Eirnics • Eighth Yetian Revolution • Beginning of the Eirnic-Yetia Partnership • Second England War • Void Energy Deal • Information found about The Giver • 3 Day War • Yetian Reform • Founding of Poavak • Luxurian Investigation • Poavak-Manzheboyi War • New Empire War • Eirnic Controversy and Alpine Investigation • Ninth Yetian Revolution • Treaty of Ukraine • Liquim • Czecho-Hungaria Conflict • The Snap • World War 1 • Treaty of Taipei
57 CE - 99 CE 57 Scandimarian Election • Waclaw Independence Referendum • Yetian War of Independence • The Reversal • Establishment of Linelandic Russia • Yetian Refugee Crisis • Third England War • Red Leader's Investigation of YARS • Fourth England War • Abardean-Sizzlean War • Luxurian Military Base Raid • Yetian Wars of Reconquest • The Plague • Korean War of Independence • Establishment of Choros • Linelandic Revolution • World War 2 • Red Leader's collaboration with Drago • Twelfth Yetian Civil War • Proclamation of the Luxurian Empire • Luxurian-Spinese War • Luxurian-Sizzlean War • Luxurian-Abardean War • Luxurian-Linelandic War • Sizzlean Revolution • World War 3 • 13th Yetian Civil War • Sizzlean Succession Crisis • Second Abardean-Sizzlean War • Poavakian War of Independence • Fifth England War • Luxurian Restoration • Spinese-Celtic War • Yorican Revolution • Beginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani Alliance • Discovery of Narakam • Hybrite Invasion of Yetia • 14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian War • North Italian War of Independence • Red Leader's attack on Yata • Discovery of the NLE • Yetian Constitutional Crisis • Sixth England War • Second Sizzlean-Yetian War • Linelandic-Sizzlean War • Seventh England War • Sizzlean-Yetian Acts of Union • Assassination of O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimx • SYE-Waclaw War • SYE-Utsong War • Investigation into the NLE • Christmas Rebellion • SYE-Abard War • Eighth England War • Luxurian Agent Interview • Islandian Civil War • World War 4 • A tale of a Sipedroan Soldier • Katie Johnroo's Musical Career • Death of Pedro El Fiesta • Second Yetian War of Independence • Sizzlean Reunification War • Expansion of Wales • Restoration of England • Discovering the Empire of Yata • Year 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match • 12 Day War • Operation Thunder & Operation Sandstrike • Sarpistani Civil War • Investigating Greenland • Yatan-Human Conflict • Deposition of Henry El Fiesta • Second Linelandic Civil War • Spinese Assassination Attempt • Second Human-Yomtach War • Luxurian Purge • Scandimarian-Yumranrujg War • Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh War • NLE-Luxurian War • Waclaw-British War • 15th Yetian Civil War • Yetian Subjugation of Abard • Harsens Disease Outbreak • Portal Incident • Third Yetian-Kalevian War • Second North Italian War of Independence • Kyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg War • Patrky's Revolution • Second Luxurian-Spinese War • Red Leader's Second Attack on Yata • Alicorn Civil War • Second Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh War • Establishment of Petoria • World War 5 • Spinese Cave Investigation • Hunt for Big Chungus • Utsongan Civil War • Scramble for Oceania • PEROHIVE Expansion • Ninth England War • Second Luxurian-Abardean War • 91 Yetian General Election • Quatritonian Civil War • Settlement of Velodoland • 16th Yetian Civil War • Quatritonian-Kalevian War • Quatritonian-Yetian War • Kelli Velvet in Sipedro • Luxurian Travel Bans • Quatritonian Coup and Turkish Genocide • Doge's 93 CE Reveals • NSE Communications Imitator Project • Titicaca Investigation • Second Quatritonian-Yetian War • George Family Relocation • Coronavirus Outbreak • First Xindao War • Second Xindao War • Second Quatritonian Civil War • Construction of the Titanic • Svalbard Investigation • Italian Civil War • Poavakian Nuclear Program • 19th Yetian Civil War • Asophanian Climatator Experiment • Melbourne Crisis • Third Quatritonian Civil War • Third Quatritonian-Yetian War • The Biomass • Yetian Laser-Tower Test • Kalevian-Luvakhian War • 96' World Cup • Sarpistani Oil Discovery • Third Sizzlean-Utsongan War • Monarchy Abolished in Nilastan • Ceylon Conflict • 97 Hongerswak Conflict • Chorosian Civil War • First Contact with Mei'ra • Parahuman Highschool • Prelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE World War 6 • Poavakian Revolution • First Contact with Blargs • Recognition of Creepyland • 20th Yetian Civil War • How no-one could save Tritonia • Echtonian War of Succession • Yetian-Yomtach War • Yomtach Invasion of North America • Yomtach-Waclaw War • Gus-Uz'Bei War • Third Human-Yomtach War • Creepyland-Peterland War • Formation of Nakmai • Formation of Goldaria • Movement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil War • Luvakhian Civil War • Poavak-Creepyland Dispute • Hongerswakan-Ugandan War • William Anssen's Return • Poavakian Coup • Discovery of the Biomass Crimson • Resurrection of Peter Griffin • First Contact with Wabbolans • Shibe Isles War of Independence • War of Griffin • Tenth England War • 21st Yetian Civil War • 22nd Yetian Civil War • World War 7 • The Regenerator Array • Second Sarpistani Civil War • Preparation against Iujadogia • Cornish Uprising of 104 • Kangaroo-Luxurian War • Linelandic-Taiwanese War • Sizzlean Succession Crisis of 104 • 23rd Yetian Civil War • Iujadogian-Yatan War • Formation of Zina • Second Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Second Great Fire of Yetia • Sipedroan Civil War • Goldarian Civil War • Creepyland Satan Crisis • British-Yetian War • World War 8 • Discovery of the Yetia City Catacombs • The Castrovalence Crisis Begins • Second Melbourne Crisis • Second Chorosian Civil War • 24th Yetian Civil War • Tanumian War of Independence • Restoration of Apothelis • Kalevian Civil War • Discord Crisis • Chungus' Invasion of Pandaland • Second Utsongan Civil War • Fourth Yetian-Tritonian War • Yetian Blackout • William III's Disputes • Sarpistan War of 109 • Attack of Godzilla • Utsongan-Nilastani War • Yetian-Italian War • Kelli Velvet Remarries • Scandimarian Amnesia • Marriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr. • Return of General Esuap • 25th Yetian Civil War • Utsongan Invasion of Xinan • Second Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Fiji War • 26th Yetian Civil War • Utsongan-Nakmaian War • East African War • Sarpistan War of 110 • 27th Yetian Civil War • Secession of Palladia and Persium • Poavakian-Osanian War • Third Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Kalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic Crisis • Creepyland's Gacha Content • The Homolution • Fourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Third Linelandic Civil War • Linelandic-Alinyan War • Spinese Great Purge • Eleventh England War • Formation of Piggy Island • Fifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Irish Mind Block Incident • Asian Worker's War • First Nihilist War • Yetian-Nordic War • Second East African War • Irish-Kaurian War • Zheng War • Tritonian-Palladian War • "Irish"-Yetian War • Nopedroan Re-Secession Attempt • Garfield Unveiled • Albanian War • Genocide in the Third Yetian Empire • Yetian Intervention War • Yetian Reunification War • Sixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • First Contact with the Bejrik Order • Second Kalevian Civil War • Yetian Reunification • Arrival of Theia • YNF's Escape to Theia • Great African War • Second Nihilist War • First Contact with the Theian Natives • Osanian-Q'naran War • Triseparatist War • 117 Quatritonian General Election • Second Great African War • Fall of Asophania • H5N1 Outbreak & Bird-Human War • Humamboan Civil War • Yorican Civil War • Fourth Linelandic Civil War • Manchurian-Mongolian War • Rediscovery of the Yetai • Luxurian War of Succession • Aldurian-Sarpistani War • African Revolutionary War • Unification of Great Sizzle • Iujado-Scandimarian War • 12th England War • Kalevian War • Second Linelandic-Sizzlean War • Sizzlean Economic Interventions • 28th Yetian Civil War • Fourth Abardean-Sizzlean War • Sarpistani Reassertion War • Second Yetian Intervention War • Italo-Venetian War • First Contact with the Kuiper Belt • Niederish Revolution • Inter-Yetian War • Cocalan War of Independence • Iujado-Luvakhian War • Nilastani Civil War • The Girl's Release • Polar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 Tests • Second Aldurian-Sarpistani War • Sarpistani Succession Reform • Balkan Crisis • Iujado-Yetian War • Iujado-Macanese War • Second Iujadogian-Yatan War • Nay'Bling Crisis • Poavakian Civil War • Rebecca and Duloc • Third East African War • 29th Yetian Civil War • Second Yetian Wars of Reconquest • 124 Tritonian Elections • 30th Yetian Civil War • Discovery of the Pocket Dimension Device • Collapse of the UQSR • Doluro crosses Velara • Birth of the World Defence Initiative • Inter-Theian Revolt War & Isernotarian-Dulovan War • Bornholm War • Narakam Expedition • Yetevian Revolution • Resolution of the Tanume Dispute • World War 9 • Second Inter-Yetian War • ILCADOS Incident • Chains of Nihilantis • Sarpistani Assassination Plot • Chau Binh's Resignation • Second Kalevian-Luvakhian War • Tritonia Investigation • Luvamatrilia, Piggy Island, and Spisos engage in "Diplomacy" • Apothilene-Tritonian War • Seventh Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • 31st Yetian Civil War • Death of Safir Pianga • Creepylandian-Nakmaian War • Aldurian Partition War • Battle of Vannakaram • Invasion of the YNF Remnants • World War 10 • Post-WW10 Conflicts • Sub-Palladia Investigation • Rebecca and Duloc 2 • Fifth Linelandic Civil War • Third Kalevian-Luvakhian War • 32nd Yetian Civil War • Furry War Vengance • Poavakian-Luvurian War • George the Tree Incident • Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War • Formation of Dina • Ellarian-Malakian War • Iujadogia returns to Theia • Biomass Crimson Crisis • Fate of the Replaced • Yanheian War of Independence • Nihilantis' Attack on Yata • Anti-Zina Conspiracy • Merger of Yata and Theia • Yakamotomotoian-Zinan War • Required Heartbreak • Nihilantis Returns • Eighth Sipedroan-Nopedroan War • Nihilantis, Sun of Yata • Kaurian War • Sarpistani-Yetian War • Hayasian Civil War • Linelandic-Tritonian Cooperation Agreement • Subjugation of Yakamotomoto • Second Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War • Octoseparatist War • Second Sarpistani-Yetian War • Macanese-West Malian War • Goldarian-Khatian War
150 CE - 199 CE
200 CE - 249 CE The Insurgency • Operation: Red Messiah • Adriatic War • Divine Resurgence • Tenno's Travels
250 CE - 299 CE
300 CE - 349 CE FROM DUSK TO DAWN IN MIYAKI
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE Laconian War
Other Canon Events List of Minor Events • Of the Oneirosphere • The Furry Wars • Year System
Retconned/Uncanon Events 214 Lutaria Conflict • Alternate History • Ancient History of Yetia • Ancient History of Lineland • Celtic-Yatan War
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