Goo-Yatan War
| Goo-Yatan War | ||||
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| Video | tba | |||
| Date | 169 CE | |||
| Location | Global | |||
| Outcome | Martian Victory | |||
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All of the sudden, a number of strange white blobs began falling from the sky onto Yetia, having a largely amorphous body apart from more distinct arms. The globs began destroying buildings as they spoke about how weird they were and how the little things in them vaguely reminded them of Blargs. Yetia asked for these creatures to leave, but they refused as it was the orders that were given. Instead of just the few in Newtown, all of the sudden millions of the creatures began raining down across the entire planet to destroy buildings and eat people, soon being followed by an angelic humanoid version which crashed into Newtown. Sipedro tried to attack the Goos, but failed as the bullets simply sunk into their gelatinous bodies. Yetia decided to use the Yetian Laser Tower to destroy them, but as it was stuck in Vedan territory Yetia was forced to invade and occupy western Vedaburg to seize it as all continued attempts at diplomacy failed, making Yetia desparate enough to invade. The fighting over the tower seemingly attracted the blobs, who began rampaging the region while Sipedro learned that they were called 'Goos'. Yetia theorised that their best way to win was to lure the Goos to attack the Ugandans or Zinans, with Sipedro deciding that Zina would be the best initial option, though Zina refused and Uganda hadn't been heard of for decades, so they asked Luxuria who ignored all communications. Sipedro thus contacted the YNF on Theia for help, successfully convincing them to give the locations of a number of YNF weapons depots containing war-robots to fight the enemy, while also recommending Mars as a last resort.
The larger of the robots the YNF offered arrived in Fietrar to help them, using its explosive-launcher, beams, and claws to destroy Goos, leading tot hem leaving the region. Yetia began blasting away at nearby Goos and melting them. Noticing that this was capable of harming them, the Healer Goo instructed the army to raised shields which made only the energy-intensive primary weapon capable of killing the Goos, though the Healer was able to make shields strong enough to prevent the laser from destroying them. Angered by the attack, the Goos all rushed for the Laser Tower, so Yetia used the Primary Laser to just barely break the shields which lead to them fleeing. Once the tower ran out of fuel the laser beams ran dry, allowing the Goos to break the tower and cause it to fall onto Venice where it released a bunch of radiation, while the robot Sipedro was using also became ineffective. Seeing no other way, Sipedro contacted the Martians, who were willing to help in return for Humanity becoming a protectorate of Mars and send soldiers to their wars, which Humanity begrudgingly accepted. Mars showed up with its space fleet and demanded that the Goos leave for attacking a people under their protection, which the Goos begrudgingly accepted. Some refused to follow the orders to withdraw, leaving 10% on Yata's surface still causing havoc, though they soon realised how outnumbered they were so they hid underground.
