Blargs

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Blargs
Biological Classification
Common NameBlargs
TypeAmorphoid
Physical Characteristics
Average Height
  • ~1 Meter (Natural)
  • ~2-3 Meters (Armoured)
Skin ColourBlack
SexesNone (Specialized caste responsible for Asexual Reproduction)
Respiratory GasMost gasses, as long as they have sufficient moisture
Distinctions
  • Slime-like natural form
  • Encase themselves in armoured shells usually composed of rocks and minerals, which *they pilot like some kind of 'mech suit'
  • Divided into various castes
  • Genetic descendant of the Kings
Average LifespanBiologically Immortal[1]
Demographics
Endemic toImperium of Kings (As an experiment)
InhabitsBlarg Republic
Population21.9 Billion
EndangeredLeast Concern
Sociocultural Characteristics
IntelligenceSapient
HomeworldBlarra Prime (Adopted)
Habitat
  • Wet environments such as swamps
  • Arable regions (for reproductrion)


Blargs are a sentient species of amorphous slime-like beings known to inhabit artificial mineral-based bodies that inhabit a region of space known as the Blarg Republic within the Alpha Quadrant of the Milky Way. While generally accepted by most species of the galaxy, including themselves, as a species native to the swamps of Blarra Prime, the Blargs were initially created in the distant past by the Imperium of Kings as a part of a series of experiments to augment their genome to regain their immortality, from which the first Blargs managed to escape and found their current home.

Biology

Life Cycle

Blargs have a rather unusual lifecycle centred around asexual reproduction by a specific caste of their species. This caste, the 'Spreader' caste, plants a 'Blargfruit' into the ground which during its growth process creates Blargfluid inside of it, which eventually emerges into a newborn Blarg. Young Blargs later go on to inhabit an bipedal artificial body typically composed of rocks and minerals.

Nutrition

Blargs tend to consume energy-rich foods purely for survival purposes instead of enjoyment, since their lack of taste-buds has discouraged them from developing any semblence of a dietary culture.. These foods generally are plant-based, and are placed into their main natural body where it is dissolved and converted into energy.

Caste System

Blargs are biologically and socially divided into a number of castes based around various functions they are to preform in society;

Name Specialization Colour Description
Advisor Government Dark Gray Tasked with advising high-ranking Blargs when it comes to important decisions.
Builder Construction, Manufacturing Gray, Brown Tasked with constructing buildings and machines.
Cannoneer Military, Research, Manufacturing Black Tasked with manning large weapons such as cannons on larger ships and the development of new cannons/explosives.
Commander Military Yellow Tasked with commanding individual armies.
Earth Construction, Military, Manufacturing Pale Brown Tasked with gathering raw materials, warfare, construction, and mining. Granted excavation-related abilities.
Electricity Energy, Military Black, Yellow Tasked with powering machines, or in rare cases warfare. Granted electricity-generation abilities.
Farmer Food, Population Yellow Tasked with growing food and tending to Blargfruit.
Flame Construction, Military, Manufacturing, Civil Service, Food Red, White Tasked with functions such as warfare, welding, fire-fighting, etc. Granted fire-manipulation abilities.
General Military Green Tasked with army groups and strategies.
Hunter Food Pale Yellow Tasked with culling wildlife and combatting non-sentient threats.
King Government Yellow The former leader of the Blargs able to command any individual Blarg, although they have as of now been deposed.
Laser Military, Energy, Construction, Manufacturing Red, Yellow Tasked with various jobs such as warfare, construction, manufacturing, and producing Energy. Granted laser-generation abilities.
Lava Construction, Military, Manufacturing Red, Orange Used for a variety of tasks, similar to Flame blargs although much more used in military or terraforming uses. Granted lava-manipulation abilities.
Messenger/Diplomat Government, Civil Service White Tasked with delivering messages and communications.
Pilot Military, Transport Light Blue Tasked with piloting Spacecrafts or other transports for the military, government, and civilians.
President Government Dark Blue Leader of the Blarg Republic tasked with ruling the nation and diplomacy.
Prime Minister Government Light Blue Second in command of the Blarg Republic tasked with internal affairs.
Regular Blargs Unspecialized Blue Normal Civilians that do non-specialized jobs in society.
Robot Military, Construction, Protection, Transport, Manufacturing, Civil Service Teal Mechanical Blargs created for a variety of functions.
Scientist Research, Government White Tasked with scientific and technological research.
Secretary of the Military Government Green In charge of the army as a whole alongside wars themselves.
Secretary of the Treasury Government Red In charge of the Blarg Republic's banks, monetary policy, and anti-corruption efforts.
Security (Guard) Protection, Military Red Tasked with guarding important individuals or locations.
Shadow Military, Protection Black Tasked as ambush-soldiers, special forces and infiltration. Granted highly powerful camouflage/invisibility abilities.
Soldier Military Gray Tasked with fighting in wars.
Spreader Population Pale Magenta, Light Blue Tasked with creating new Blargs by seeding arable lands with Blargfruit.
Teacher Research, Education Black, Purple Teach young Blargs and new Scientiests.
Water Construction, Military, Energy, Transport, Manufacturing, Civil Service, Food, Population Pale Blue Tasked with a variety of tasks, most notably watering food and Blargfruit. Granted water-manipulation abilities.
  1. Can't die from aging, but still can die from disease or being killed.