Resurrection of Peter Griffin
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| Petorian-Yorican War | |||
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2mGv65wOI | ||
| Date | 102 CE | ||
| Location | Yorica | ||
| Outcome | Petorian Victory | ||
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Yetia and Sizzle suddenly remembered that after the Third Human-Yomtach War they were supposed to hunt down a time machine in order to prevent the resurrection of Peter Griffin, which had allowed "Green" to advance their search of the device to the point of discovering its general location. Sizzle freaked out as if Peter gained the infinity stones he will be too powerful to be killed as Yetia claimed that they had tracked down Green to a warehouse in Ostyavern which likely contained the Time Machine, prompting Tritonia to begin preparing the Laser Tower Array to stop him. Just as the laser began to approach the facility, a flash emerged from inside and a familiar tune sounded out before the beam struck and incinerated the time machine, leaving only the charred remnants of the Infinity Gauntlet behind. No traces of him were found, prompting the trio to suspect that Peter Griffin had survived the blast and escaped, prompting them to send out search parties as they hoped he did not have the stones. The search teams occasionally reported his movements and sightings, with him being spotted in North Italy, the Danube, and finally a Yetian military base where he picked up strange objects on the floor before he seemingly vanished despite Tritonia using Yomtachia's shield technoology to trap him in, with the reason behind this miraculous escape being a tunnel deep into central Yetia. Yetia failed to capture him before he left the caves into northern Yetia, where he texted New Petoria that he would be coming there, prompting the trio to prepare for such a inevitability as he made his way through Poland into Kalevala, then Luvakhia, then Yamalia, then the wilderness, then Lineland. A series of shootouts happened in Lineland regarding Peter, with a standoff in Anadyr and a full-scale battle in Petropavlovsk which left him injured before he escaped to Celtic in order to get to Yorica, which contained Petoria as an exclave. Linelandic police claimed that he did not have the actual Infinity Gauntlet, but he did have the Infinity Stones in a bag.
Shortly after he arrived in Petoria, the Republic of New Petoria collapsed as Peter Griffin assumed control and formed the Second Republic of Petoria. Creepyland and Petoria were quick to begin arguing due to Petoria's self importance and insults directed towards random north american countries, notable angering Sipedro after revealing his identity, revealing how he was resurrected and calling them "shallow and pedantic". Petoria tried to make itself seem threatening by revealing how it had almost done The Snap before it was prevented via time travel during The Reversal. Petoria then asked 'Do you know what would be bigger news?' in order to confuse Sipedro while it utilised the Infinity Stones to launch a surprise invasion of Yorica, wiping them out in a rapid advance much to the surprise of the international community, which panicked and raised shields around Petoria so it wouldn't spread out too quickly. Yorica survived in Florida for a brief time as it scrambled to assemble a response, leading to it bring fully absorbed into Petoria.
The Revivals
Petoria asked who wanted to die first, starting with a suicidal Creepylandian citizen who volunteered. Creepyland promptly asked Petoria if it could revive Creepy, Peppa Pig, and Denver, which it agreed to, promptly resurrecting the three in Creepyland. Peppa found the place disgusting, Denver was happy to be alive, and Creepy recognized Peter who informed him of where he was, explaining that Creepyland was essentially a cult devoted to him. Creepyland begged Creepy to have sex with them, which he refused due to still being a minor in Space Giraffe terms despite being millions of years old. The Creepylandians did not care though, and began jumping ontop of Creepy and Peppa (not Denver because he was old). Denver became the mayor of Denver Town in Creepyland due to it being the only place in the woorld that actually liked him, while Creepy transformed into a dragon and flew away, leading to Luxuria begging to Ceti, a Wabbolan that arrived during the First Contact with Wabbolans to go get rid of him, which she begrudgingly did. Creepy briefly boasted about his position as Prince of Foarhinnea before being dragged back into Creepyland, leading to him begging for death as Peppa had already suffocated under the Creepylandians and Denver was thrown into the "Pit of Creepy Haters" for insulting him.
Petoria decided to revive more people, resurrecting Aldren Tremar who ran off as Adam Crescido became terrified. He next revived Kamina Pianga after being begged to do it, leading to her freaking out due to being revived. Petoria claimed that this now made Hongerswak its puppet, prompting Heydar to throw Kamina into a volcano in order to prevent her from taking back power and in order to undo the puppet thing. Petoria was next told to kill Peterland like it had done to Yorica, which angered Peter of Peterland as the two began to argue due to Petoria snapping random Peterlanders necks, which prompted Peterland to do the renegade in order to choke random Flamingians.
