Luvamatrilia, Piggy Island, and Spisos engage in "Diplomacy"

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Year: 132 CE


Spisos asked Luvamatrilia if it knew what communism was, which Luva explained as 'sharing is caring i think'. Spisos decided this was witchy behaviour, prompting Luvamatrilia to comment how strange it was that over 10 thousand people in Spisos were witches, which Spisos explained was due to all previous Spinese leaders being witches. Now knowing that communism was witchcraft, Luvamatrilia got terrified as all of its neighbours except Tritonia were witches, leading to Spisos advising them to not look them in the eyes and also burn a 10 year old girl in the street, which Luvamatrilia did. This failed as due to Luvamatrilia's anomalous properties she was turned into a vengeful spirit which began floating into buildings and no-clipping, which Spisos interpreted as being cursed by the witch until she flew up into heaven which Spisos called blasphemous. Luvakhia was confused by what on earth the other 2 were doing, so Spisos instructed Luvakhia to ignore the witch (Luvakhia) and to recite "Psalm 128:2 'You will eat the fruit of your labor; blessings and prosperity will be yours.'" at Luvakhia so it would go away. This did not work, so Luvamatrilia and Spisos to freak out as they thought they would be cursed despite Luvakhia's leader being a christian. Luvakhia explained communist theory and philosophy and why it wasn't witchcraft, which prompted Spisos to call philosophy witchcraft which made Luvamatrilia freak out again. Luvakhia asked if either of them had ever even been to school before, which Spisos refused as education was witchcraft. Luvakhia tried to explain this was false by explaining that despite its status as a communist country it taught Orthodox Christianity in its schools, leading to Spisos calling Luvakhia a 'level 3 witch' which were 'tricksters' due to Luvamatrilia being confused over the situation. Spisos grew frustrated over Luvakhia continuing to provide proof it wasn't a witch, prompting them to demand that Luvakhia and Yamalia (who wasn't even involved) leave them alone at once.

As the Red Army described how the Bird-Human War had actually ended, Spisos got mad at Luvamatrilia for speaking to this 'weird wizard guy', which Red Army called controlling behaviour. Piggy Island asked for eggs, leading to Red Army providing 20 billion bird eggs, which caused Piggy Island to have some-kind of euphoric meltdown. Spisos gave Piggy Island a stone painted to be an egg out of jealousy, which when tasted caused Piggy Island extreme pain as it threatened to gun down James Smith. Spisos freaked out and explained it was a "Gloober egg" (which Luxuria corrected to actually be called a Gruuber) which were witchcraft creatures. Piggy Island didn't know what witchcraft was so Spisos explained it as 'evil creatures which make your life bad' which Piggy Island interpreted as being about the angry birds. Luvamatrilia noticed how Spisos was speaking with Piggy Island and interpreted this as Spisos leaving them, leading to Luvamatrilia rebounding by becoming friends with Red Army instead. Under Spisos' guidance Piggy Island tried to 'pray away the Angry Birds' which failed, so Spisos explained how Piggy Island should gorily burn all of their possessions down and mutilate them which also failed due to Piggy Island's incompetence and being thrown through a window. Spisos declared that they must be 'level 5 witches' and that Piggy Island must purify itself with holy water, which failed as Piggy Island claimed the birds would attack it whenever it approached them due to trying to steal their eggs once. Spisos realised that eggs were used by bakers, and eggs were laid by witches, so 700 bakers were burned alive. Spisos tried to give the ashes to Luvamatrilia, but this was rejectead as Luvamatrilia said they weren't friends anymore because Spisos left them for Piggy Island so they were friends with Red Army instead. Spisos tried to explain it was a one time thing but Luvamatrilia's trust was broken so Spisos told Luvamatrilia to go away to get cursed by Red Army. Piggy Island was being assaulted by the birds again, but it regardless had time to sign an alliance with Spisos during this, leading to Spisos providing Piggy Island with the resources to rebuild. Piggy Island was instructed to spy on its royal chef for being a wizard trying to gain his trust. Spisos claimed that the eggs Piggy Island got from Red City were cursed eggs, which Red City denied which Piggy Island accepted due to its agreeable personality. Spisos decided to confront Red Army for trying to brainwash Piggy Island as well, which failed as Spisos got mad and went to massacring witches while trying not to cry over Luvamatrilia leaving them.

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250 CE - 299 CE Osanian National Reform Law • Fifth Swagonian War • Afterthoughts of a Quarter Millennium • Second Lizarbian Civil War • Chungusland Civil War • Second Floppa Civil War & Yanz-Floppastan Conflict • New Yetian-YNF War • Second Polskan-Republican War • Operation: Red Messiah • Fifth Yetian-Tritonian War • 42nd Yetian Civil War • World War 21 • Battle near Skantos Passage • Baitangese-Bingustani War • Miraak's Crystal • Preparation against The Qu • North Bingustan Crisis • Qu-Martian War • Yatan-Theian Blackout • Nyasan War of Independence • Dinan-Polskan War • First Contact with the Anthropophages • Siberian Civil War • Saharian Civil War • YNF-Polsk-Karina Dispute • Recovery of Mars • Second Human-Covenant Conflict • Rurikpavlovsk Putsch • Third Floppa Civil War • Sixth Swagonian War • Sanghelios Stealth Mission • Polskan-Floppastani Diplomatic Dispute • 292 Theian Republic Political Crisis • Formation of the CSIS • Second Hayahan Civil War • Sixth Yetian War of Reconquest • Crimsonist Wars • Yetian Partition War
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500 CE - 549 CE
Other Canon Events Cosmology of YATA • List of Minor Events • Of the Oneirosphere • The Furry Wars • Archived/The Insurgency • Year System
Retconned/Uncanon Events Alternate History • Ancient History of Yetia • Ancient History of Lineland • Celtic-Yatan War • January 2023 Reforms* • Yomtach Escape to Theia • Sizzlean Civil War of 190 CE • 214 Lutaria Conflict • European War of 282
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