Sizzlean War
| Sizzlean War | |
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ueMeMWIKYY |
| Date | 205 CE |
| Location | East Asia |
| Outcome | People's Republic of Sizzle Victory |
| Combatants | |
| Faction #1 | Anti-Luxuria Coalition |
| Faction #2 | Internationale Futuriste |
| Faction #3 | Sizzlean Patriotic Movement
Right-Wing Warlords |
| Faction #4 | People's Coalition |
| Faction #5 | Linelandic Intervention |
Along the shores of the Yellow River, fortifications dividing the Kingdom of Sizzle and Sizzlean Panfuturistic Collective stood in a uneasy peace overlooking one another. During a northern military exercise, artillery was accidentally fired across the river, leading to the south firing back out of fear of this being an enemy attack, prompting the north to fire back out of panic as the skirmishes spread across the borders. Both nations accused the other of instigating this conflict, eventually leading to South Sizzle declaring war. Seeking to help their ally, Turkestan soon also declared war on (north) Sizzle prompting Utsong and Yakamoto to come to Sizzle's aid.
Southern forces rushed across the borders as Sizzle and its allies prepared to fight back, soon mobilizing enough forces to launch a massive counteroffensive into western South Sizzle, leading to the capture of Dictator Yue Chen in Xining. Angered by this, southern forces launched an offensive into Beijing where Queen Gamer998fnaf Robertson was executed by their armies, prompting the north to execute Yue Chen as well. With both Sizzles in chaos due to being leaderless, Lineland to expand its influence by invading across its southern border, forcing Sizzle to form a loose 'military council' to oversee the war with Yakamotian aid. Regarding the south, Sizzle continued advancing while sending their best intelligence officer Li Hao to destabilize the south. These destabilization efforts soon saw success as the leaderless south began quickly unravelling as warlords began to break away from government rule, with most of these being largely non-aligned while some aligned with a socialist faction of warlords known as the 'People's Coalition'. Sizzle's ruling council proclaimed that they must avoid the same happening to Sizzle proper due to it being ruled by an unstable council of generals who all hated each other. With the south 'stable', Yakamoto and Sizzle pushed north as Sizzle's massive army rushed thru Mongolia while Yakamoto pushed thru Yuzhno (which it had already occupied) into the mainland, with the two soon forcing the very unprepared Lineland to capitulate. Turkestan was soon forced to make peace as well
With all other fronts dealt with, the next issue was finding permanent leadership for Sizzle as the communists in the south had already begun organizing. Each of the generals in the Sizzlean Military Council was seemingly incapable of cooperating with one another as all they accomplished was dividing up the lands taken from Lineland into spheres of influence among each other. The people of Sizzle quite understandably got mad that they didn't have an actual government and marched on the streets under the banner of the Sizzlean Patriotic Movement, starting their own revolution against the government which lead to the birth of the Sizzlean Republic, while in the south the Sizzlean Communist Party proclaimed the People's Republic of Sizzle, causing the nationalists in Beijing to have a conniption over the idea of communism existing as war broke out between the two factions. The Republic asked Yakamoto to help so that they 'could do some liberty for once instead of moping around', so Yakamoto asked if there was any actual benefit to them doing this which the Republic responded to by explaining how they would get a warm feeling in their heart over destroying the 'godless evil communists', so Yakamoto refused to help after being accused of being a communist as well as PRS POWs began being thrown into Minguo. Due to the Republic's incompetence and unwillingness to compromise, they were soon overthrown by the People's Republic and forced to flee into exile in Taiwan while all surviving members of the House of Robertson fled to Scotland.
