First Contact with Blargs

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Year: 100 CE - 101 CE


Mind Block Investigation

Once more, (older) Yetians across the world experienced episodes of screaming about static and 'cores', prompting Yetia and Sipedro to collaborate on finding a cause for this as they suspected a disease was the cause. During routine x-rays of affected individuals, Yetia found something weird as it appeared that they all had a strange implant in their heads which didn't match the design of those in the people that were mind controlled by the NLE, as instead of being more covert these resembled large cubes. Yetia then began surgeries to remove them, prompting the affected individuals to yell out about how they were finally free before fainting for a time. Yetia then analysed the implants, finding out that they were full of a jumble of corrupted orders which failed to be properly registered, calling for previous orders to be followed, to cause societal instability, and to re-activate 'alpine facilities'. After extracting an implant, it would self-destruct soon afterwards. As the two countries had surgeries to remove the implants among their older Yetian-born citizens (with those that hadn't beginning to get strangely violent), Yetia had decoded that the jumbled orders originated from a radio tower in the Svalbard archipelago. Sipedro remarked how it had investigated the region previously, prompting both of them to launch missions to the region. All planes either vanished or somehow returned, all hot air-balloons were shot down, while finally a submarine managed to slip in undetected and report back as it claimed to spot a robot carrying a bucket in a smoggy landscape. The Submarine promptly travelled to the north coast of the islands, finding a massive test tube full of pink fluid that was being electrocuted and fed meat. Sipedro shot a torpedo to destory the test-tube, leading to the smog clearing. They next found a radio tower that matched up with Yetia's reports of signals emerging from the region, but they failed to destroy it due to being noticed by the robots which shot the Submarine until it sunk. The satellite dish promptly pointed north and sent out a signal into space, though what this did remained unknown.

The Meteor Analysis

A flash was seen in the sky before some-kind of comet suddenly impacted a valley in the Safed Koh Mountains, which was soon located by a Sipedroan team. Seitonia soon took notice of this due to its proximity to their territory, noting that it had a strange black fluid full of strange crystals oozing from it, which were taken as samples back to Asolab. They found out that the fluid acted akin to a fertilizer and the crystals acted much like seeds, easily seeping into dirt and growing out a orange-coloured fruit which was described as incredibly sweet but was very lethal as fluid within it would drown a person's lungs. The fluid itself was quite chemically unstable and very toxic, while the crystals largely resembled Lazurite with a organic 'seed' in the heart of them, prompting Seitonia to attempt using it as fuel which appeared to be efficient yet unsustainable as the fluid quickly corroded all containers it was put in when it was under the stress needed to maintain reactions. The fluid appeared to begin flowing very weirdly unlike how it should, prompting it to be put into the Section J Pressure Chamber for analysis, only for it to all pool at the door and begin bashing at it as if it was alive, breaking through the first layer of the airlock and beginning to break down the second as well for a time before breaking through, flooding the corridors as it moved as if it was alive. The fluid quickly attempted to escape the facility via the railway tunnels, only to find them flooded by Seitonian authorities in order to block it, prompting it to swim in and harden into a circular mass so that it can follow the currents to an exit tunnel. Soon afterwards, the facility's entrance door began to be banged on by sick people begging to be let out, which they were. These people claimed to have been attacked by something prior to becoming sick, leading to them coughing up black droplets which lead to them being quarantined and put on their sides in order to avoid drowning.

Sipedro sent another team to analyse the meteor, sending their elite 'Team 11' lead by Pake Jaul to look at it, leading to them touching the fluid once they arrived. The fluid filled their bodies and seemed to puppeteer them after drowning them, leading to most of the team being 'seized' by the fluid. All 'seized' individuals died soon afterwards, allowing all fluid within the meteor to coalesce and surround the survivors, promptly drowning them just as they sent a final signal containing video footage to Sipedro. Petoria announced 3 new national anthems; Surfin Bird, Family Guy Intro, and Hamster Dance. It then accidentally illuded to a sinister plot, which seems to have greatly worried Lois Griffin. A weird looking ship was later spotted searching the coasts of Antarctica, incinorating all that approached as it spoke of 'the original' dying as it still had potential before referring to a person named 'Green'. The person piloting the ship, Peter Griffin 2, travelled to a hut on the continent which contained this 'Green', convincing them to come back with him to Petoria.

After recontaining a sample, Seitonia introduced it to a patch of farmland in its biodomes, which it immediately reacted to and entered, initially seeming to continue its usual course of evolution as it suddenly began to be erratic and form soldier-like bodies. Flamingia returned to Yata soon afterwars, claiming to be coming in peace as they replicated across the planet. Yetia later reported that it had sighted a weird ship in the asteroid belt flinging meteors akin to the one that contained the fluid towards Yata, prompting Flamingia to intervene and activate shields above the Safed Koh in order to prevent civilian deaths as the meteors rained down. The meteors all oozed the same fluid and had strange machinery attached to them, which Flamingia found concerning as more and mroe meteors impacted Yata as 5 landed in Antarctica, 3 in North America, and 3 in South America. A massive portal began to open above Antarctica as the Asolab was put on lockdown while the Iujado went to wipe out the invading fluid creatures. A ship suddenly appeared in Antarctica which fired on the Iujado, prompting Flamingia to begin throwing corpses into it to spread the biomass, which failed. As the ship continued to bombard Flamingia, the Iujado activated the Laser Tower Array and fired on the ship in order to damage it, which lead it to flee to a strange island near Greenland, where another small skirmish happened.

Another meteor soon landed in Italy, leaking more fluid which drowned people that went near it. Sipedro decided to send a helicopter expedition to document all the meteor impacts, finding 3 in each of the Americas, 1000 in the Safed Koh, 1 in Italy and africa, and 5 in Antarctica. During this expedition Sipedro found a strange island near Greenland with a massive satellite dish and test tubes containing clones of The Biomass and Big Chungus next to a big flagpole with Petoria's banner on it. Peter Griffin 2 soon showed up and freaked out and told Sipedro not to tell the world what it found, which was unsuccessful despite Petoria's threats of gathering "more of them". Sipedro promptly exposed Petoria for being evil and creating clones of global threats, freaking out several other countries, prompting Petoria to expose how it had been influencing several evil regimes across history such as the YNF and Socialist Republic of Lineland, leading to them beginning to cause moroe meteors to hit places such as Fietrar. Sipedro accused them of only controlling meteors instead of an army actually capable of taking over the planet, prompting Petoria to order the fluid in the meteors to coalesce into soldier-like forms as alien ships speaking a strange language appeared in the sky. Peter Griffin 2 revealed that he was a clone of the original Peter Griffin, causing Lois to cry as he was not technically her real husband. As small ships began spreading out across the sky out of the larger ships, Yorica rallied countries such as Sipedro and Luxuria to fight against Petoria so that the aliens would stop attacking them. The three countries went to invade Petoria, only for them to figure out that only a few of its citizens were even there which lead it to falling with little resistance. Peter Griffin 2 called this pointless and expressed little empathy for his now detained family due to them not wanting to go along with his evil schemes, leading to Lois Griffin leaving him and declaring the Republic of New Petoria. Petorian ships kept firing down on the planet as Flamingia decided to stay permanently to defend the planet, unleashing swarms of blue-ish ships from their portal in Antarctica to attack Petoria's ships, all being piloted by blue-skinned people that Flamingia called "Alpha Tritonians". A huge flash of light soon happened over Africa as fleets of ships landed, unloading the millions of people that had been teleported away by Tritonia during World War 6. Denasola, Tritonia, and Asophania all realised that Seitonia now existed and got angry that they were unified, prompting them to break the country apart and partition it back to its old boundaries. Petoria continued its attack, commanding its alien ally, which was revealed to be the Blarg Empire. Denasola, Tritonia, Asophania, Flamingia, and others noticed severity of this and noticed they must work together, unifying into the 'Union of Denaflasotritachiaparty' (Echtonia for short) in order to defend the planet. It was revealed that Petoria had misled the Blargs into believing that Humanity wished to destroy the universe which is why they were helping Petoria. Humanity tried convincing the Blargs that they weren't evil, using them killing Creepy as evidence, which seemed to make the Blargs notice that they were against the Space Giraffes (whom were also their enemy), leading to them deciding that all humans were good. Luxuria tried coonvincing them that no, it was actually Petoria who was evil, convincing them by tricking Petoria into admitting it. The Blarg Empire offered to kill Petoria if it was allowed to grow Blargs on some farmlands on Yata, which was agreed to, prompting them to shoot down Peter Griffin 2 which lead to his death. The Republic of New Petoria was thus internationally recognised.

HISTORY
Before 0 CE Ancient HistoryExtinction of the AncientfolkFirst Human-Yomtach WarAncient HistoryThe Great Sleep (The Great Dream)
0 CE - 56 CE Lost ArchivesRising tensionsThe Empire WarsKalevian War of IndependenceCatherian eraLater Empire WarsFirst Void War - AftermathDiscovery of the EirnicsEighth Yetian RevolutionBeginning of the Eirnic-Yetia PartnershipSecond England WarVoid Energy DealInformation found about The Giver3 Day WarYetian ReformFounding of PoavakLuxurian InvestigationPoavak-Manzheboyi WarNew Empire WarEirnic Controversy and Alpine InvestigationNinth Yetian RevolutionTreaty of UkraineLiquimCzecho-Hungaria ConflictThe SnapWorld War 1Treaty of Taipei
57 CE - 99 CE 57 Scandimarian ElectionWaclaw Independence ReferendumYetian War of IndependenceThe ReversalEstablishment of Linelandic RussiaYetian Refugee CrisisThird England WarRed Leader's Investigation of YARSFourth England WarAbardean-Sizzlean WarLuxurian Military Base RaidYetian Wars of ReconquestThe PlagueKorean War of IndependenceEstablishment of ChorosLinelandic RevolutionWorld War 2Red Leader's collaboration with DragoTwelfth Yetian Civil WarProclamation of the Luxurian EmpireLuxurian-Spinese WarLuxurian-Sizzlean WarLuxurian-Abardean WarLuxurian-Linelandic WarSizzlean RevolutionWorld War 313th Yetian Civil WarSizzlean Succession CrisisSecond Abardean-Sizzlean WarPoavakian War of IndependenceFifth England WarLuxurian RestorationSpinese-Celtic WarYorican RevolutionBeginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani AllianceDiscovery of NarakamHybrite Invasion of Yetia14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian WarNorth Italian War of IndependenceRed Leader's attack on YataDiscovery of the NLEYetian Constitutional CrisisSixth England WarSecond Sizzlean-Yetian WarLinelandic-Sizzlean WarSeventh England WarSizzlean-Yetian Acts of UnionAssassination of O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimxSYE-Waclaw WarSYE-Utsong WarInvestigation into the NLEChristmas RebellionSYE-Abard WarEighth England WarLuxurian Agent InterviewIslandian Civil WarWorld War 4A tale of a Sipedroan SoldierKatie Johnroo's Musical CareerDeath of Pedro El FiestaSecond Yetian War of IndependenceSizzlean Reunification WarExpansion of WalesRestoration of EnglandDiscovering the Empire of YataYear 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match12 Day WarOperation Thunder & Operation SandstrikeSarpistani Civil WarInvestigating GreenlandYatan-Human ConflictDeposition of Henry El FiestaSecond Linelandic Civil WarSpinese Assassination AttemptSecond Human-Yomtach WarLuxurian PurgeScandimarian-Yumranrujg WarScandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarNLE-Luxurian WarWaclaw-British War15th Yetian Civil WarYetian Subjugation of AbardHarsens Disease OutbreakPortal IncidentThird Yetian-Kalevian WarSecond North Italian War of IndependenceKyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg WarPatrky's RevolutionSecond Luxurian-Spinese WarRed Leader's Second Attack on YataAlicorn Civil WarSecond Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarEstablishment of PetoriaWorld War 5Spinese Cave InvestigationHunt for Big ChungusUtsongan Civil WarScramble for OceaniaPEROHIVE ExpansionNinth England WarSecond Luxurian-Abardean War91 Yetian General ElectionQuatritonian Civil WarSettlement of Velodoland16th Yetian Civil WarQuatritonian-Kalevian WarQuatritonian-Yetian WarKelli Velvet in SipedroLuxurian Travel BansQuatritonian Coup and Turkish GenocideDoge's 93 CE RevealsNSE Communications Imitator ProjectTiticaca InvestigationSecond Quatritonian-Yetian WarGeorge Family RelocationCoronavirus OutbreakFirst Xindao WarSecond Xindao WarSecond Quatritonian Civil WarConstruction of the TitanicSvalbard InvestigationItalian Civil WarPoavakian Nuclear Program19th Yetian Civil WarAsophanian Climatator ExperimentMelbourne CrisisThird Quatritonian Civil WarThird Quatritonian-Yetian WarThe BiomassYetian Laser-Tower TestKalevian-Luvakhian War96' World CupSarpistani Oil DiscoveryThird Sizzlean-Utsongan WarMonarchy Abolished in NilastanCeylon Conflict97 Hongerswak ConflictChorosian Civil WarFirst Contact with Mei'raParahuman HighschoolPrelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE World War 6Poavakian RevolutionFirst Contact with BlargsRecognition of Creepyland20th Yetian Civil WarHow no-one could save TritoniaEchtonian War of SuccessionYetian-Yomtach WarYomtach Invasion of North AmericaYomtach-Waclaw WarGus-Uz'Bei WarThird Human-Yomtach WarCreepyland-Peterland WarFormation of NakmaiFormation of GoldariaMovement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil WarLuvakhian Civil WarPoavak-Creepyland DisputeHongerswakan-Ugandan WarWilliam Anssen's ReturnPoavakian CoupDiscovery of the Biomass CrimsonResurrection of Peter GriffinFirst Contact with WabbolansShibe Isles War of IndependenceWar of GriffinTenth England War21st Yetian Civil War22nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 7The Regenerator ArraySecond Sarpistani Civil WarPreparation against IujadogiaCornish Uprising of 104Kangaroo-Luxurian WarLinelandic-Taiwanese WarSizzlean Succession Crisis of 10423rd Yetian Civil WarIujadogian-Yatan WarFormation of ZinaSecond Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarSecond Great Fire of YetiaSipedroan Civil WarGoldarian Civil WarCreepyland Satan CrisisBritish-Yetian WarWorld War 8Discovery of the Yetia City CatacombsThe Castrovalence Crisis BeginsSecond Melbourne CrisisSecond Chorosian Civil War24th Yetian Civil WarTanumian War of IndependenceRestoration of ApothelisKalevian Civil WarDiscord CrisisChungus' Invasion of PandalandSecond Utsongan Civil WarFourth Yetian-Tritonian WarYetian BlackoutWilliam III's DisputesSarpistan War of 109Attack of GodzillaUtsongan-Nilastani WarYetian-Italian WarKelli Velvet RemarriesScandimarian AmnesiaMarriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr.Return of General Esuap25th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan Invasion of XinanSecond Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFiji War26th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan-Nakmaian WarEast African WarSarpistan War of 11027th Yetian Civil WarSecession of Palladia and PersiumPoavakian-Osanian WarThird Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarKalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic CrisisCreepyland's Gacha ContentThe HomolutionFourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarThird Linelandic Civil WarLinelandic-Alinyan WarSpinese Great PurgeEleventh England WarFormation of Piggy IslandFifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarIrish Mind Block IncidentAsian Worker's WarFirst Nihilist WarYetian-Nordic WarSecond East African WarIrish-Kaurian WarZheng WarTritonian-Palladian War"Irish"-Yetian WarNopedroan Re-Secession AttemptGarfield UnveiledAlbanian WarGenocide in the Third Yetian EmpireYetian Intervention WarYetian Reunification WarSixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFirst Contact with the Bejrik OrderSecond Kalevian Civil WarYetian ReunificationArrival of TheiaYNF's Escape to TheiaGreat African WarSecond Nihilist WarFirst Contact with the Theian NativesOsanian-Q'naran WarPost-Sleep Conflicts117 Quatritonian General ElectionSecond Great African WarFall of AsophaniaH5N1 OutbreakHumamboan Civil War
150 CE - 199 CE
200 CE - 249 CE The InsurgencyOperation: Red MessiahAdriatic WarDivine ResurgenceTenno's Travels
250 CE - 299 CE
300 CE - 349 CE FROM DUSK TO DAWN IN MIYAKI
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE Laconian War
Other Canon Events List of Minor EventsOf the OneirosphereThe Furry Wars
Retconned/Uncanon Events 214 Lutaria ConflictAlternate HistoryAncient History of YetiaAncient History of LinelandCeltic-Yatan War