World War 6

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Year: 100 CE
World War 6
Date100 CE
LocationGlobal
Outcome
Combatants

Iujado Forces

Commanders


Prelude

After years of building, the Welsh cruise ship "Titanic" finally set sail accross the atlantic, only to be hit by a iceberg. Governor of New Luxurian Spisos, Gerald Martin was onboard the ship as it sunk, yet he was saved. Following this experience, he told a story to his rescuers; "Once apon a time, there lived a happy young fella in Spisos. He liked to cut down trees, and fish. But one day, a mean group of people kidnapped him as an experiment. They injected millions of different things into him. It hurt like hell. They tried to mind control him, but it didn't work. He was a failed experiment. They had no use for him, so they made him President. The poor boy tried fighting the mind control, but all it did was give him seizures. the poor boy was- was wa--w-q--weuiwuiwuieuiweh uiqweqiuweh", before suddenly having yet another seizure. He posted on social media soon afterwards, claiming that the NLE was after him for what he said and that they would destroy Yata. The government of the NLE called this lies and claimed that Gerald was simply disabled. All of the sudden, New Luxurian Italy managed to activate their international broadcasts and reveal that the NLE had been putting implants in people's brains and arms to mind control them, before suddenly jolting and claiming what they just said was a joke and that the NLE was too good for that. Sipedro freaked out and called for action, Tritonia began attempting to make an 'anti-inhibitor' beam. While the Anti-NLE Pact prepared its weapons, Lustland told the NLE not to destroy the world, prompting the NLE to call them a hoe until Lustland revealed that their leader had sex with the NLE's, revealing that their leader was Denver Gagnon, former president of Spisos before Bob Walker (though he somehow retained a youthful appearance). The NLE tried to deflect and claim that their leader actually was George George, which was quickly disproven. The NLE freaked out and begged the nations of the world not to attack them, which fell on deaf ears as Lustland left the Anti-Anti-NLE Pact in order to join the Anti-NLE Pact.

As the Anti-NLE Pact geared up for war, Aparty suddenly revealed that it was not on their side. They spoke to Tritonia, speaking of 70 years of wear and tear before claiming that Tritonia could not remember them. After singing a parody of Flamingo by Kero Kero Bonito, Aparty revealed itself to actually be Flamingia, reminding Tritonia of when they were first established in 31 CE, they did not go by "Tritonia", instead they were Flamingia. They reminded how the Tritonians under King Aldren overthrew the Iujado rulers in Flamingia, only for their enemy to retreat underground. Once Aldren himself escaped underground after his defeat in World War 5, acting as a safe haven for the Flamingians as they tunnelled all the way from the Carpathians to Antarctica, arriving once The Biomass emerged and ravaged the continent. Mei'ra questioned if Flamingia was aligning itself with the Luxurians, which they refused as they claimed the NLE was simply a distraction in their eyes. The ground in Tritonia began to explode and erupt as thousands of Iujado began to climb out of the ground. Despite the usage of Cryotine, the Iujados ran rampant and resisted various attacks, rapidly seizing much of eastern Tritonia and engaging in a guerilla war against Yomtachia.

World War 6

Return of the Iujado

Explosions and earthquakes rocked Sipedro, Yetia, Asophania, and Kalevala (briefly), unleashing Iujado to march across western Eurasia and Sarpistan, while Yomtachia held off against their advance much better than the humans. The Iujado shapeshifted into planes in order to combat the Sipedroan airforce, while Yetia weaponised napalm to hold off the enemy. Denasola promptly also joined the Anti-NLE Pact in order to fight off the invading Iujado. Within a week, Palladia fell and Tritonia fell into chaos, allowing most of the nation to be seized by Flamingia as Yetia assumed control over the laser towers. Flamingia next demanded Sipedro's capitulation, which they refused, prompting Flamingia to launch an attack in the NLE as the clouds faded and skies became an ominous blue in the region. Hoping to help their brethren despite their pro-Human stance, Asclan began helping Yomtachia. Despite the focus on the Iujado, some movements against the NLE happened regardless such as a Yetian offensive into New Luxurian Italy, which swiftly failed as local military forces and citizens fought back as a savage swarm due to them being under mind control, only to be interrupted by Iujado appearing in the region.

A large shadow soon appeared in Luxuria, revealing a massive 500 meter wide spacecraft, firing their lazers down on enemy forces within its territory. Yetia panicked and told Sipedro to contact the Yeqwiquans, only for a voice onboard the ship to laugh, prompting the NLE to tell them that it's not their turn to speak yet, to which the voice retorted that they had waited so long, only for the NLE to tell Creepy (the voice) to shut up. Flamingia briefly regarded Creepy as a deity in order to distract people enough to occupy all of Asophania, promptly offering Creepy an alliance to collaborate against the Yatans. Creepy refused and stated that they were not the mastermind behind the NLE, though they did reveal that ex-Luxurian president Terry Teur actually was Creepy shapeshifted, which they were capable of doing due to them being a Space Giraffe, to which the NLE (ie Denver) told Creepy to stop revealing things. While Yetia used the Laser tower array to blast away at Flamingia's armies, Flamingia itself tried convincing Sipedro to surrender to them, stating that if they did their people would be safe and if not all of them would die, which Sipedro appeared to be consider until Yetia gave them lazer technologies in order to blast away at the invaders. Seeing as this failed, the Iujado kidnapped 1000 Sipedroans to take to Palladia and then began killing the rest of the nation's population, prompting Sipedro to undergo mass evacuations until the Iujado were kicked out.

The next nation to endure a Iujado attack was Sarpistan, as Yetia failed to break into the break into Flamingia's shield surrounding Tritonia. The NLE found Flamingia's actions to be confusing, and not worth intervening in. Asclan began sending forces to Yomtachia in full force, walking thru Lineland out of Wrangel Island in order to reinforce their brethren, greatly concerning Lineland and Sipedro. After a few skirmishes, Sarpistan gave into Flamingia's demand to be given 1000 of its nation's citizens, prompting nations across the world to begin sending Flamingia 1000 citizens to earn protection, with those that had smaller populations sending smaller amounts. As a thanks for its help, Yomtachia pledged loyalty to Asclan. Flamingia revealed that all the people it had been given or had kidnapped from other nations had been moved into a structure known as "Sub-Palladia", a massive vault build underneath the city of Palladia to preserve them. Creepy called this "doing that Yata thing" to keep the species alive from any final 'fuck ups'. With Flamingia distracted elsewhere as it prepared an attack on Yetia, Asclan and Yomtachia launched a mass-offensive against the Flamingians, liberating all Yomtachian lands and beginning too advance into former Tritonia. Flamingia turned its attention on Yetia as it regarded the Yomtachs as a mere nuisance killing local Tritonians despite having pushed to the Caspian Sea (known to them as Gnitseretni), disconnecting their control over the Laser Tower Array and commandeering it to fire onto Yetia, targeting Yaverncost. Yetia moved to counter this, intercepting the beam with their own shot from the Yetian Laser Tower's primary weapon. The two beams clashed as the beam slowly inched towards Yetia's tower, until Yetia blasted the Tritonian Array with a EMP which briefly disabled it which allowed Yetia to push the beam back over to above Palladia as both sides became increasingly unstable, prompting Yetia to fire another EMP in order to win the deadlock, only for the Palladian towers to give out moments before the EMP hit, causing a massive explotion which spread out the effect of the EMP across central europe, knocking out power from the Vistula to the Drava and from the Alps to the Carpathians. With the lazers knocked out in Yetia, Flamingia activated its further-away towers and set them to total-destruction mode, preparing to fire them onto Yetia as they spoke of wiping a clean slate onto Yata (which Creepy agreed with under the impression it would mean the Humans would move to another planet), promptly firing the beams onto Yetia as the country was torn to shreds and then flooded by melted alpine snow, with all survivors being evacuated underground into bunkers and metro systems, especially after King Henry Robertson was hospitalized from damage caused by this attack. After Yetia was crippled, Flamingia turned onto Yomtachia and unleashed 8 lazers to wipe them out as a threat, forcing them to scatter and retreat. Morduria was their next target, only to surrender before any beams could hit. Beyond Flamingia's attacks, The NLE began demanding control over Melbourne and Linasburg from Lineland, leading to a battle between the two that was ended by a lazer attack from Flamingia, wiping out the Second Melbourne Commune (which had arisen when the NLE demanded the city) and Lineland's forces in the city, forcing Lineland to scramble to set up a new defensive line. Creepy asked if they should destroy Tasmania, to which the NLE gave the go ahead, prompting Creepy to move the spacecraft above the island as they commented as to why they always liked the island, causing their hatred of it, only for Flamingia to destroy the island before the NLE could, Melbourne fell to NLE forces soon afterwards. Flamingia moved onto more lazer attacks, wiping out Islandia after it asked the NLE to attack Flamingia and firing upon Linelandic Russia after it prepared to attack Flamingia, leading to Lineland unsuccessfully attempting to nuke the Laser Tower Array.

After a brief period of conflict between New Luxurian Poavak and Nilastan, which saw Poavak nuking Pirtil and Mumbai before occupying the country, Flamingia announced the completion of their ultimate weapon; the Bipolar Resonator. Flashes of purple light began around the world as Flamingia explained that it had initiated the end of the world as two defoliating waves would emerge from both poles, wiping out all life on Yata's surface. Flamingia explained that they did this in order to cleanse Yata of its dirty, tainted, and evil populace and birth a new generation from the Sub-Palladian refugees. The countries of the world quickly moved as many people into their bunkers as they could as Flamingia explained that they had taken a liking to Yata after the years of living there, prompting them to decide to save the Human race by ridding it of its problems, claiming that even if warmongers survive they will not have armies to command against one another. The Yomtachs fled underground once more, despite having occupied much of Tritonia as they wished to avoid the Resonator. Flamingia claimed that once the Resonator had done its job, the Iujado would leave Yata and allow it to build anew as their final act of true neutrality, the conclusion of all war. The two ends of the Resonator finally collided, concluding the cleansing of life on the surface. A Yetian paramilitary group by the name of the "Yetian Laser Organization" attempted to keep fighting against the Flamingians, but all major governments ceased resistance due to mass casualties. As their mission had been completed, Flamingia wished peace upon humanity and a happy centennial, before departing from the planet.

After the Iujado left, most of the ANP was filled with a desire for peace as Tritonia even withdrew itself from the ANP and declared its neutrality. Yetia also expressed a desire to negotiate peace once the NLE re-opened its communications, promptly also explaining to Aparty all that had happened. Yomtachia and Asclan then conversed, with Asclan explaining that the place that Yomtachia had been taken was the Amazon Basin, origin of the Yomtach species. Asclan explained how Yomtachs had nearly been completely wiped out in the First Human-Yomtach War, defeated once more during the Lost Archives, and attacked humanity once more during the Second Human-Yomtach War which only lead to chaos as most Yomtachs decided to stop fighting against humanity. Yomtachia claimed that Tritonia had helped them against Scandimar, while Asclan stated that they were a rare exception as so much of humanity were evil genocidal killers, slowly convincing Yomtachia to align with Asclan's extremist ideology as both looked onto the next century as an opportunity to reclaim Yata for their people. After the previous chaos, celebrations for the First Centennial finally kicked off as Aparty formally announced the beginning of the Second Century. Yetia and Kalevala remained nervous of the new Yomtach alliance, but Tritonia convinced them to be open to change as Yomtach kind re-arose on Yata.

Luxuria's Last Hurrah

After a brief moment of peace after the previous chaos, Yetia and Sipedro remembered that the NLE was still a present threat. The nations of the ANP looked on in fear as the NLE announced its ambitions to continue the war, as Creepy and Denver had a minor scuffle over each other's importance. Yetia briefly explained Creepy's history as briefly being dictator of Luxuria during the Lost Archives and remarked on how they had revealed they were ex-president Terry Teur in disguise. The NLE proclaimed their intentions to use their spacecraft to wipe out Yata in order to conquer it, prompting Yetia to desperately begin recharging their laser-tower as it gathered liquim reserves. Creepy decided that their first target would be the "country that beheaded them centuries ago", which apparently meant moving the ship above Nilastan, and targeting the city of Pirtil (despite it having been nuked by Poavak earlier), while also clarifying that the ship was made of materials resistant to the Laser Tower Array, making it only susceptible to materials from the Planet Hieng. The ship then blasted downwards, completely annihilating southern Nilastan as nothing was left. Tritonia largely gave up on everything after Flamingia's wishes failed, entering isolationism and handing over its lasers to Yetia as it fled underground into Sub-Palladia out of fears of Luxuria being too strong. Creepy then spoke of the Harsens Disease Outbreak, which they referred to as the 'Second Zombie Apocalypse' instead of the First (which apparently happened before international communication was possible) which both occurred due to their experimentation with Necromancy.

As Lineland's nuclear strikes failed to damage the ship and their invasion of Spisos proved to not change much, an unknown third party came in and tried to convince the ANP to accept their help against the other two, which Yetia accepted if they weren't bad, which prompted the unknown figure to claim that they weren't bad, they were Peppa Pig. After the NLE welcome Peppa's arrival, millions of the ships that had recently destroyed Nilastan emerged from the sky and circled around the world, annihilating Lineland's invasion of Spisos as all of its lands were destroyed. Yetia tried to think of any way to stop this, only for Sipedro and Tritonia to clarify that there was nothing that could be done and everyone's best chance was to simply hide underground. Peppa then asked if the world wanted to see something just before all the ships began dropping a number of strange creatures onto Yata, including even the Yeqwiquans that had been Yata's allies in the past, promptly beginning to besiege the planet. Yetia reactivated the crippled remains of the Yeqwiquan UFO that the first Luxurian Empire had used against them during World War 3, which Peppa called an 'old thing' and that he had found stronger aliens for his army after he had enslaved numerous species from the Alpha Quadrant. Fearing the worst, Tritonia moved a significant portion of its populace onto its airport runways and used an experimental 'local teleporation' laser on them, warping them away to some-place safe, where search parties could not find them as they had been sent off-world. One of the Luxurian Space Empire's ships began glowing before it landed in Hongerswak, soon afterwards destroying the entirety of Africa in one massive blast. Tritonia informed people that it knew the people that had been teleported went to another breathable planet, prompting more Tritonians to begin evacuations. Sizzle began sending people in a ship to its 'secret base', where they contacted the Martian Empire for help only for the Martians to not respond, prompting Sizzle to send away all it could with the ship. The NLE's army promptly began invading the entirety of Yata, marching throughout the entire planet as they claimed country after country except Argentina, Erbuja, Poland, Celtic, and Feep. Tritonia kept teleporting all it could, only for Peppa to declare that it was pointless as he would find them once he had conquered the entirety of the Milky Way Galaxy. Denver then ordered the destruction of Sipedro, sending ships over to annihilate it as Tritonia only managed to save 1 million of its people, prompting it to order countries to begin preparing their people in open areas to be teleported. Mars finally listened to Sizzle's pleads for help and joined to fight the Luxurians, only for them to be largely ineffective. Denasola and Yetia hid underground to avoid their deaths. Creepy asked to destroy the planet already, but Peppa said that Denver wanted it preserved. Tritonia lasered Kalevala, Sarpistan, Sizzle, Asophania, Denasola, and Lineland. Seeing this, the NLE decided to destory Tritonia which prompted their ships to fly over, leading to Tritonia lasering away the last of its people just before it was blown up.

Elsewhere, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna of the Alicorn Kingdom conversed regarding the situation, deciding to call "them" to help the situation, as even the Alicorns could not beat this foe. Mars kept firing at the enemy ships when it could, but they did little damage, prompting them to instead blast the invading NLE armies. Peppa Pig spoke of planning this ever since he returned to Yata on the island of Timor, accusing the Yatans of taking everything from him (despite Wales saying that no one even knew who he was) before beginning to demand his mother, Celena George's, presence. As all remaining armed resistance on Yata fell apart, Tritonia reactivated Flamingia's Bipolar Resonators in an attempt to wipe out the enemy, only for Peppa to remark how amazing it was that Humanity thought it could still win and how evil they were, as Tritonia's attempted reactivation of the machine failed to accomplish much. Denver still asked for control over the rest of the planet, which was ignored. Yetia noted how the Alicorns could still help them win, prompting them to state that they 'have a plan' to find the 3 leaders of the NLE and use the Elements of Harmony to freeze them, which Wales found illogical due to the enemy numbers. Due to no one telling him where Celena was, Peppa decided to go kill George George, only to get distracted by telling Mei'ra to go die, making them switch sides, leading to him instead ordering his ships to blow up asia. Denasola went over to the Yetian Laser Tower and barged in so that they could use a global EMP inhibitor to break the NLE's people out of their mind control, which seems to have failed. Wales decided that summoning Doge would be their best option seeing as he was the current Galaxy-in-law, which the other countries agreed with as they began praying in order to summon him, which was successful as Doge appeared after 'holy music' played. Doge quickly noticed the situation and freaked out, begging to know how everyone fucked the planet up so much after he was gone for such a brief time. After being informed of what was happen, Doge said it wasn't his issue because Peppa is human, prompting Peppa to go on a massive rant about how his father Liam George ruined his life by having kids with his space-giraffe mom (Celena George). An unknown signal in Svalbard promptly murmured about Peppa, prompting Peppa to force them to reveal who they were at threat of the planet being destroyed, revealing that it was in fact the YNF. Denver asked to be the emperor of Yata again, only to get ignored as Peppa begged the YNF to tell him what they wanted, to which the YNF said they only wanted to be left alone. Doge explained that despite being summoned and ruling Yata, he had no powers beyond flying and teleporting so he couldnt actually do anything beyond calling Scooby Doo to show up.

Peppa called Doge's inability to help amazing and went to destroy Antarctica as its ships flew above the continent only for something else to show up in the sky... as Ugandan Knuckles began falling from the sky as the Alicorns claimed that the help they called for had showed up. Creepy claimed that it was over and they would all die, which Peppa found stupid as he claimed there was no way *these* could be strong enough to beat their army. The nations of Yata were instructed to find the NLE's 3 leaders alongside the Main Six, while Flamingia showed up to say that Humanity had learned nothing. The Ugandan Knuckles soon managed to hijack the enemy ships and turn them against their compatriots, making Peppa dumbfounded as Creepy was seized by them shortly before all enemy ships were destroyed by the Ugandan Knuckles. Peppa tried to flee just before he was captured by the Knuckles, while Denver tried to get out of trouble by claiming he was mind controlled, which was ignored as he was also captured and brought too the Alicorn Kingdom. The Alicorns didn't want to use the death penalty regardless of Creepy claiming that the Space Giraffes would come after Yata over his death, but the nations of the World said they would kill them instead. Creepy freaked out and begged for their life, reasoning that they could tell the Humans their past that they had forgotten from The Great Sleep considering they were there, which was ignored as the Elements of Harmony were used to freeze them into stone. Yetia kept demanding their death, which the Alicorns refused as they gave the statue to Wales, who gave it to Yetia, who crushed the statue and put its remains on the tip of the Yetian Laser Tower before blasting and incinerating it.

Aftermath

Doge finally returned with Scooby Doo and freaked out that the Knuckles were invading before being told they were allies, everyone asked them to Fix Yata which Scooby said he could by loading an auto-save but Africa was still broken on it, but he claimed the Knuckles could fix it. The save was 'loaded', leading to a lot of the damage being reverted and a lot of people being revived (they kept their memories). The Knuckles agreed to rebuild and not destroy Yata if they were given Uganda, which was accepted as they began rebuilding Africa. The Ugandan Knuckles Queen explained to the NLE's army that their leaders were dead so they could go do whatever they wanted now, so they all left as Denasola finally fired its EMP Inhibitor Laser to free people of the NLE's mind control. With Luxuria left leaderless, George George was finally invited to become the king of Luxuria, which he accepted. After George George was officially crowned, he released all of the NLE's former colonies as independent states as the Second Kingdom of Luxuria was formed with its old flag.

Kamina Pianga was found to be dead after the end of the war, with her body being returned to Abul Pianga for a funeral. Heydar Pianga was collected out of the ocean that was temporarily filling Africa (where all Africans were) in order to attend. Gerald Martin returned with a surprisingly noormal tone of voice, returning as the leader of Spisos. Denasola still failed to find where Tritonia's people had gone, prompting them to seize control over the region and establishing the State of Seitonia (meaning Six Coasts, referring to the Caspian, Aral, Black, Persian, Tasman and Southern seas.)

HISTORY
Before 0 CE Ancient HistoryExtinction of the AncientfolkFirst Human-Yomtach WarAncient HistoryThe Great Sleep (The Great Dream)
0 CE - 56 CE Lost ArchivesRising tensionsThe Empire WarsKalevian War of IndependenceCatherian eraLater Empire WarsFirst Void War - AftermathDiscovery of the EirnicsEighth Yetian RevolutionBeginning of the Eirnic-Yetia PartnershipSecond England WarVoid Energy DealInformation found about The Giver3 Day WarYetian ReformFounding of PoavakLuxurian InvestigationPoavak-Manzheboyi WarNew Empire WarEirnic Controversy and Alpine InvestigationNinth Yetian RevolutionTreaty of UkraineLiquimCzecho-Hungaria ConflictThe SnapWorld War 1Treaty of Taipei
57 CE - 99 CE 57 Scandimarian ElectionWaclaw Independence ReferendumYetian War of IndependenceThe ReversalEstablishment of Linelandic RussiaYetian Refugee CrisisThird England WarRed Leader's Investigation of YARSFourth England WarAbardean-Sizzlean WarLuxurian Military Base RaidYetian Wars of ReconquestThe PlagueKorean War of IndependenceEstablishment of ChorosLinelandic RevolutionWorld War 2Red Leader's collaboration with DragoTwelfth Yetian Civil WarProclamation of the Luxurian EmpireLuxurian-Spinese WarLuxurian-Sizzlean WarLuxurian-Abardean WarLuxurian-Linelandic WarSizzlean RevolutionWorld War 313th Yetian Civil WarSizzlean Succession CrisisSecond Abardean-Sizzlean WarPoavakian War of IndependenceFifth England WarLuxurian RestorationSpinese-Celtic WarYorican RevolutionBeginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani AllianceDiscovery of NarakamHybrite Invasion of Yetia14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian WarNorth Italian War of IndependenceRed Leader's attack on YataDiscovery of the NLEYetian Constitutional CrisisSixth England WarSecond Sizzlean-Yetian WarLinelandic-Sizzlean WarSeventh England WarSizzlean-Yetian Acts of UnionAssassination of O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimxSYE-Waclaw WarSYE-Utsong WarInvestigation into the NLEChristmas RebellionSYE-Abard WarEighth England WarLuxurian Agent InterviewIslandian Civil WarWorld War 4A tale of a Sipedroan SoldierKatie Johnroo's Musical CareerDeath of Pedro El FiestaSecond Yetian War of IndependenceSizzlean Reunification WarExpansion of WalesRestoration of EnglandDiscovering the Empire of YataYear 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match12 Day WarOperation Thunder & Operation SandstrikeSarpistani Civil WarInvestigating GreenlandYatan-Human ConflictDeposition of Henry El FiestaSecond Linelandic Civil WarSpinese Assassination AttemptSecond Human-Yomtach WarLuxurian PurgeScandimarian-Yumranrujg WarScandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarNLE-Luxurian WarWaclaw-British War15th Yetian Civil WarYetian Subjugation of AbardHarsens Disease OutbreakPortal IncidentThird Yetian-Kalevian WarSecond North Italian War of IndependenceKyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg WarPatrky's RevolutionSecond Luxurian-Spinese WarRed Leader's Second Attack on YataAlicorn Civil WarSecond Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarEstablishment of PetoriaWorld War 5Spinese Cave InvestigationHunt for Big ChungusUtsongan Civil WarScramble for OceaniaPEROHIVE ExpansionNinth England WarSecond Luxurian-Abardean War91 Yetian General ElectionQuatritonian Civil WarSettlement of Velodoland16th Yetian Civil WarQuatritonian-Kalevian WarQuatritonian-Yetian WarKelli Velvet in SipedroLuxurian Travel BansQuatritonian Coup and Turkish GenocideDoge's 93 CE RevealsNSE Communications Imitator ProjectTiticaca InvestigationSecond Quatritonian-Yetian WarGeorge Family RelocationCoronavirus OutbreakFirst Xindao WarSecond Xindao WarSecond Quatritonian Civil WarConstruction of the TitanicSvalbard InvestigationItalian Civil WarPoavakian Nuclear Program19th Yetian Civil WarAsophanian Climatator ExperimentMelbourne CrisisThird Quatritonian Civil WarThird Quatritonian-Yetian WarThe BiomassYetian Laser-Tower TestKalevian-Luvakhian War96' World CupSarpistani Oil DiscoveryThird Sizzlean-Utsongan WarMonarchy Abolished in NilastanCeylon Conflict97 Hongerswak ConflictChorosian Civil WarFirst Contact with Mei'raParahuman HighschoolPrelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE World War 6Poavakian RevolutionFirst Contact with BlargsRecognition of Creepyland20th Yetian Civil WarHow no-one could save TritoniaEchtonian War of SuccessionYetian-Yomtach WarYomtach Invasion of North AmericaYomtach-Waclaw WarGus-Uz'Bei WarThird Human-Yomtach WarCreepyland-Peterland WarFormation of NakmaiFormation of GoldariaMovement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil WarLuvakhian Civil WarPoavak-Creepyland DisputeHongerswakan-Ugandan WarWilliam Anssen's ReturnPoavakian CoupDiscovery of the Biomass CrimsonResurrection of Peter GriffinFirst Contact with WabbolansShibe Isles War of IndependenceWar of GriffinTenth England War21st Yetian Civil War22nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 7The Regenerator ArraySecond Sarpistani Civil WarPreparation against IujadogiaCornish Uprising of 104Kangaroo-Luxurian WarLinelandic-Taiwanese WarSizzlean Succession Crisis of 10423rd Yetian Civil WarIujadogian-Yatan WarFormation of ZinaSecond Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarSecond Great Fire of YetiaSipedroan Civil WarGoldarian Civil WarCreepyland Satan CrisisBritish-Yetian WarWorld War 8Discovery of the Yetia City CatacombsThe Castrovalence Crisis BeginsSecond Melbourne CrisisSecond Chorosian Civil War24th Yetian Civil WarTanumian War of IndependenceRestoration of ApothelisKalevian Civil WarDiscord CrisisChungus' Invasion of PandalandSecond Utsongan Civil WarFourth Yetian-Tritonian WarYetian BlackoutWilliam III's DisputesSarpistan War of 109Attack of GodzillaUtsongan-Nilastani WarYetian-Italian WarKelli Velvet RemarriesScandimarian AmnesiaMarriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr.Return of General Esuap25th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan Invasion of XinanSecond Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFiji War26th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan-Nakmaian WarEast African WarSarpistan War of 11027th Yetian Civil WarSecession of Palladia and PersiumPoavakian-Osanian WarThird Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarKalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic CrisisCreepyland's Gacha ContentThe HomolutionFourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarThird Linelandic Civil WarLinelandic-Alinyan WarSpinese Great PurgeEleventh England WarFormation of Piggy IslandFifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarIrish Mind Block IncidentAsian Worker's WarFirst Nihilist WarYetian-Nordic WarSecond East African WarIrish-Kaurian WarZheng WarTritonian-Palladian War"Irish"-Yetian WarNopedroan Re-Secession AttemptGarfield UnveiledAlbanian WarGenocide in the Third Yetian EmpireYetian Intervention WarYetian Reunification WarSixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFirst Contact with the Bejrik OrderSecond Kalevian Civil WarYetian ReunificationArrival of TheiaYNF's Escape to TheiaGreat African WarSecond Nihilist WarFirst Contact with the Theian NativesOsanian-Q'naran WarPost-Sleep Conflicts117 Quatritonian General ElectionSecond Great African WarFall of AsophaniaH5N1 Outbreak & Bird-Human WarHumamboan Civil WarYorican Civil WarFourth Linelandic Civil WarManchurian-Mongolian WarRediscovery of the YetaiLuxurian War of SuccessionAldurian-Sarpistani WarAfrican Revolutionary WarUnification of Great SizzleIujado-Scandimarian War12th England WarKalevian WarSecond Linelandic-Sizzlean WarSizzlean Economic Interventions28th Yetian Civil WarFourth Abardean-Sizzlean WarSarpistani Reassertion WarSecond Yetian Intervention WarItalo-Venetian WarFirst Contact with the Kuiper BeltNiederish RevolutionInter-Yetian WarCocalan War of IndependenceIujado-Luvakhian WarNilastani Civil WarThe Girl's ReleasePolar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 TestsSecond Aldurian-Sarpistani WarSarpistani Succession ReformBalkan CrisisIujado-Yetian WarIujado-Macanese WarSecond Iujadogian-Yatan WarNay'Bling CrisisPoavakian Civil WarRebecca and Duloc
150 CE - 199 CE
200 CE - 249 CE The InsurgencyOperation: Red MessiahAdriatic WarDivine ResurgenceTenno's Travels
250 CE - 299 CE
300 CE - 349 CE FROM DUSK TO DAWN IN MIYAKI
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE Laconian War
Other Canon Events List of Minor EventsOf the OneirosphereThe Furry WarsYear System
Retconned/Uncanon Events 214 Lutaria ConflictAlternate HistoryAncient History of YetiaAncient History of LinelandCeltic-Yatan War
  1. Until Resonator
  2. Under ANP Occupation after Flamingia left
  3. After NLE occupied all of Yata
  4. After Resonator
  5. All other countries who were attacked by the NLE's army after it arrived.
  6. Until NLE occupied all of Yata