Third Yetian-Kalevian War
| Third Yetian-Kalevian War | |||
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjU8QupFvQ8 | ||
| Date | 86 CE - 87 CE | ||
| Location | Kalevala | ||
| Outcome | Yetian Victory | ||
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Despite the ongoing Harsens Disease Outbreak, the Second Yetian Empire began threatening Kalevala to hand over parts of its territory or it would invade, seeing this as a viable strategy after it managed to restore peace with Sizzle and had dealt with various cases of internal unrest. Kalevala freaked out and began asking for international support from countries such as Sipedro and Sizzle due to Yetia recently being exposed for ethnic cleansing, prompting Kalevala and Sipedro to reorganize the Anti Sizzle-Yetia Coalition into the Second Coalition, which did not dissuade Yetia's imperialism as they soon declared war on Kalevala.
Kalevala begged for international support to no avail as no countries offered support, though they did regardless manage to acquire John Cena, who was invisible, from an unknown sponsor. This sponsor was also unable to see him, leading to them accidentally cloning John Cena 300 times to help Kalevala fight. Kalevala asked who this sponsor was, to which they revealed they were called "E-God". As Yetia continued to advance deeper Kalevala began working closer with E-God to hold off, employing various 'gifts' such as mech-suits which allowed Kalevala to begin effectively fighting back despite Yetia's usage of high-powered lazer weaponry. The International Community did not completely shy away from involvement, as Kalevala and Sipedro together decoded a intercepted Yetian communication that contained a message by an unidentified military official acknowledging that they would initiate 'Operation Martis', which they translated to mean 'Mars', making them think Yetia somehow planned to attack the Martian Empire.
With the Harsens Disease Outbreak finally being sorted out, Yetia launched a renewed offensive into Kalevala, forcing Kalevala to begin begging for help from Sipedro, prompting Sipedro send everything they could until Kalevala capitulated regardless, forcing its government to flee into exile in Yakutsk, Lineland. Yetia promptly reorganized the territory into the "Kalevian National State" as a puppet of Yetia.
