First Contact with the Bejrik Order

Year: 115 CE

A team of 20 Kaurians sent an expedition into the Asophanian wilderness, where they found a boulder blocking a cave entrance, which when opened revealed a glow deep below the ground. A strange language rang out from the depths, which was followed by the expeditioneers being found dead days later. A weird cave was also spotted in Spisos, but this went unnoticed. Earthquakes rocked the UQSR, leading to them discovering a cave in the Urals from which a group of unknown humanoid beings emerged before fainting. The UQSR gathered these beings and brought them to safety where they were willing to converse in their strange language which Breadland inexplicably also knew, leading to the beings eventually figuring out very rudimentary Rumynskye (Rudimentaray in the form that they used strange terms to refer to usual words, such as calling Planets 'Celestial Houses'). The beings claimed to have arrived centuries ago on a spacecraft escaping from their star going supernova, causing their homeworld 'Doluro' to be ejected into interstellar space, with it now being on a collision course with the Alpha Sol System which was expected to occur within 12 years. The beings then revealed themselves to be 'Bejriks', the predominant species of the 'Bejrik Order' which previously ruled Doluro. The Asophania Quatritonian Technocratic Socialist Republic looked into the Bejriks' claims, leading to them confirming that a small planet matching the description of Doluro and another larger object were indeed headed towards Yata, alongside finding two additional planetoids orbiting in the outer reaches of the Alpha Sol System called Velara and Kamaros. The UQSR provided the Bejrik Order with a small portion of territory centred around what would later become Almatsk in return for becoming close allies, while Asophania began plans to greatly modify and energize the Laser Tower Array so that it may be used to capture Doluro in Alpha Sol's orbit once it arrived. The way they planned on capturing it was to use the towers to 'grab onto' the surface of the planet in order to fling it towards Alpha Sol so that it enters a stable orbit.

With the situation regarding Doluro solved, the Bejrik Order began to interact with the nations of the world it now inhabited. They implored into the culture of Humans, leading to them being given Lasagna as a introduction to human culinary culture, prompting the Bejriks to show off their own meals in the form of cold ice cream-like nutrition slabs with a chalk-like consistency. Lustland then showed off Cocaine and how to ingest it, which lead to nor esponse in the Bejriks other than them claiming it tasted like carbohydrates. Lustland then showed them Tacos, which they liked. The UQSR showed them the Tritonian national dish 'Apotine', which they also liked. Creepyland gave them ghost peppers, which they remarked as 'pain stimulating' and 'nice. Palladia gave them goulash, which they liked. The Bejriks inquired about human technology, leading to Zina showing off the nuclear bomb which they found familiar as they too in the past had 'atom divider weaponry'. Spisos showed the Bejriks videos of them burning "witches", which disturbed the Bejriks. Celtic showed them fish, which they liked. The Red Army showed them a tiny box which turned into a couch, which they found impressive.

The Bejriks began developing their new land, setting up massive powerplants using their Noctic Crystal reserves to generate clean energy, prompting Spisos to have a meltdown calling them magical witches. Spisos did not calm down despite the other countries of the world telling them too, leading to them beginning to mail the Bejriks human skulls while explaining how witches 'are like humans with witchcraft' that 'make you believe they're human even though they are demonic' which is done by 'Satan personally electing witches from hell so they would ruin everything'. The Bejriks did not know what hell was, so Spisos said that it would 'personally kill and burn the Bejriks and throw their ashes into the pit of Hell'. After Spisos stopped, the Bejriks developed their cities with restaurants and libraries supported by international trade.