World War 6

Year: 100 CE

World War 6
File:TBA
Date	100 CE
Location	Global
Outcome	TBA Collapse of the Luxurian Space Empire
Combatants
Anti-NLE Pact Asophania Choros Denasola England Ireland Islandia Lineland Lustland Nilastan Sarpistan Sipedro Sizzle Taiwan Tritonia Turkish Republic Waclaw Yetia Yorica Yomtach Forces Asclan Yomtachia Anti-Anti-NLE Pact New Luxurian Empire New Luxurian Abard New Luxurian Hongerswak New Luxurian Italy New Luxurian Poavak New Luxurian Spisos Mei'ra Iujado Forces Flamingia
Commanders

Prelude

After years of building, the Welsh cruise ship "Titanic" finally set sail accross the atlantic, only to be hit by a iceberg. Governor of New Luxurian Spisos, Gerald Martin was onboard the ship as it sunk, yet he was saved. Following this experience, he told a story to his rescuers; "Once apon a time, there lived a happy young fella in Spisos. He liked to cut down trees, and fish. But one day, a mean group of people kidnapped him as an experiment. They injected millions of different things into him. It hurt like hell. They tried to mind control him, but it didn't work. He was a failed experiment. They had no use for him, so they made him President. The poor boy tried fighting the mind control, but all it did was give him seizures. the poor boy was- was wa--w-q--weuiwuiwuieuiweh uiqweqiuweh", before suddenly having yet another seizure. He posted on social media soon afterwards, claiming that the NLE was after him for what he said and that they would destroy Yata. The government of the NLE called this lies and claimed that Gerald was simply disabled. All of the sudden, New Luxurian Italy managed to activate their international broadcasts and reveal that the NLE had been putting implants in people's brains and arms, before suddenly jolting and claiming what they just said was a joke and that the NLE was too good for that. Sipedro freaked out and called for action, Tritonia began attempting to make an 'anti-inhibitor' beam. While the Anti-NLE Pact prepared its weapons, Lustland told the NLE not to destroy the world, prompting the NLE to call them a hoe until Lustland revealed that their leader had sex with the NLE's, revealing that their leader was Denver Gagnon, former president of Spisos before Bob Walker (though he somehow retained a youthful appearance). The NLE tried to deflect and claim that their leader actually was George George, which was quickly disproven. The NLE freaked out and begged the nations of the world not to attack them, which fell on deaf ears as Lustland left the Anti-Anti-NLE Pact in order to join the Anti-NLE Pact.

As the Anti-NLE Pact geared up for war, Aparty suddenly revealed that it was not on their side. They spoke to Tritonia, speaking of 70 years of wear and tear before claiming that Tritonia could not remember them. After singing a parody of Flamingo by Kero Kero Bonito, Aparty revealed itself to actually be Flamingia, reminding Tritonia of when they were first established in 31 CE, they did not go by "Tritonia", instead they were Flamingia. They reminded how the Tritonians under King Aldren overthrew the Iujado rulers in Flamingia, only for their enemy to retreat underground. Once Aldren himself escaped underground after his defeat in World War 5, acting as a safe haven for the Flamingians as they tunnelled all the way from the Carpathians to Antarctica, arriving once The Biomass emerged and ravaged the continent. Mei'ra questioned if Flamingia was aligning itself with the Luxurians, which they refused as they claimed the NLE was simply a distraction in their eyes. The ground in Tritonia began to explode and erupt as thousands of Iujado began to climb out of the ground. Despite the usage of Crystine, the Iujados ran rampant and resisted various attacks, rapidly seizing much of eastern Tritonia and engaging in a guerilla war against Yomtachia.

Rise of the Iujado

Explosions and earthquakes rocked Sipedro, Yetia, Asophania, and Kalevala (briefly), unleashing Iujado to march across western Eurasia and Sarpistan, while Yomtachia held off against their advance much better than the humans. The Iujado shapeshifted into planes in order to combat the Sipedroan airforce, while Yetia weaponised napalm to hold off the enemy. Denasola promptly also joined the Anti-NLE Pact in order to fight off the invading Iujado. Within a week, Palladia fell and Tritonia fell into chaos, allowing most of the nation to be seized by Flamingia as Yetia assumed control over the laser towers. Flamingia next demanded Sipedro's capitulation, which they refused, prompting Flamingia to launch an attack in the NLE as the clouds faded and skies became an ominous blue in the region. Hoping to help their brethren despite their pro-Human stance, Asclan began helping Yomtachia. Despite the focus on the Iujado, some movements against the NLE happened regardless such as a Yetian offensive into New Luxurian Italy, which swiftly failed as local military forces and citizens fought back as a savage swarm, only to be interrupted by Iujado appearing in the region.

A large shadow soon appeared in Luxuria, revealing a massive 350 kilometer wide spacecraft, firing their lazers down on enemy forces within its territory. Yetia panicked and told Sipedro to contact the Yeqwiquans, only for a voice onboard the ship to laugh, prompting the NLE to tell them that it's not their turn to speak yet, to which the voice retorted that they had waited so long, only for the NLE to tell Creepy (the voice) to shut up. Flamingia briefly regarded Creepy as a deity in order to distract people enough to occupy all of Asophania, promptly offering Creepy an alliance to collaborate against the Yatans. Creepy refused and stated that they were not the mastermind behind the NLE, though they did reveal that ex-Luxurian president Terry Teur actually was Creepy shapeshifted, which they were capable of doing due to them being a Space Giraffe, to which the NLE (ie Denver) told Creepy to stop revealing things. While Yetia used the Laser tower array to blast away at Flamingia's armies, Flamingia itself tried convincing Sipedro to surrender to them, stating that if they did their people would be safe and if not all of them would die, which Sipedro appeared to be consider until Yetia gave them lazer technologies in order to blast away at the invaders. Seeing as this failed, the Iujado kidnapped 1000 Sipedroans to take to Palladia and then began killing the rest