Luxuria's Scientific Adventures in Narakam
Chapter 1
Two soldiers in Luxuria are issued an order.
They have been told to go to Narakam.
The soldiers are named Leo and Thomas.
And here begins their adventure :weary:
it won't be as long as the tank and an thing though
because frick leo and thomas :rage:
ok anyway
Leo and Thomas first have to get to Narakam... But how?
Thomas says: "Oi.. Why did they tell us to go here? It's all desert.."
Leo says: "Uhh.. Narakam is hot so maybe.. If we get a heatstroke we will be teleported to Narakam?"
Thomas says: "..Leo you are so stupid :smiley:"
Leo says: "I didn't pass middle school"
Suddenly, the ground under Thomas and Leo disappears.
They fall into some sort of slide thing
They then fall into some sort of.. lab thing.
Scientist says: "You've made it."
Thomas says: "Yeah. Uh.. So how are we getting to Narakam?"
Scientist says: "Well we were originally going to use the strange portal Creepy made. But.. we had some problems."
Thomas says: "Oh uh"
Scientist says: "So we're going to teleport you to Creepyland instead, so you can use their portal."
Leo says: "Teleport????"
Scientist says: "Yeah! Cool, right?"
"But there's a 60% that if you use the teleporter you will explode or something idk we haven't researched it yet lol"
Leo says: "Charming!"
Thomas says: "wtf"
Scientist says: "Anyway take these suits. Put them on before going to Narakam."
"Also here's a map.. a backpack full of essentials.."
"Also don't go to the strip club in K."
Thomas says: "W...What?"
Leo says: "Oh yeah I've heard of it :heart_eyes: It's apparently very fun!"
idk where i'm going with this anymore
Thomas says: "Right... Why are we going to Narakam in the first place anyway?"
Scientist says: "Oh, we'll tell you when you get to Narakam."
"Well, if you don't explode. of course :relieved:"
Thomas says: "Can't we just go by plane?"
Scientist says: "Of course not. Okay anyway hop on the teleporter now!"
Leo says: "okay!!!"
Leo gets on the teleporter
swish swosh magical sparkles and now he's gone!!!
Scientist says: "Okay now your turn"
Thomas says: "..."
"Will I get paid for this?"
Scientist says: "..."
"Sure! Now hop on."
Thomas says: "..Fine."
Thomas finally hops on the teleporter.
Swish swosh magical sparkles again, Thomas is also teleported.
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Leo says: "Heyy you made it too :heart_eyes:"
Thomas says: "OH THANK GOD :weary:"
"Now.."
"What the actual HELL is this place."
Leo says: "umm, Creepyland?"
Thomas says: "How do people even live here??? everythings on fire and.. is that Lava????"
"And.. aren't those buildings just.. flying?? how is that even possible??"
Leo says: "lol idk anyway we should get going"
Leo puts on the suit
Leo says: "dam it kinda chill in this :flushed:"
Thomas also puts on his suit
Thomas says: "..Ugh.. Why did they have to give this order to me..?"
Leo says: "maybe because you're too cool for narakam aha :sunglasses:"
Thomas says: "whatever.. let's just get this over with.."
They go thru the portal in Creepyland.
They hop out and see.. Fries.
Thomas says: "What the.."
Thomas and Leo go to the main part of Fries
Leo says: "Wowie! What a fun looking place!"
"They even have water!"
Thomas says: "..Right, now we need to wait for our next order."
Thomas says: "Wait, how are they going to give us orders if we're in Narakam?"
Leo says: "Uhh, maybe there's something in the backpacks? :thinking:"
Thomas checks the backpacks and finds a letter explaining what they need to do next :rofl:
Thomas says: "Uh.. they are telling us to get.. "netherite""
Leo says: "huh, what's that?"
Thomas turns the piece of paper around and it shows a picture of Netherite
Thomas says: "It would've been nice if they told us HOW to get it :rage:"
Leo says: "Uhh, maybe we can ask somebody here?"
grrr i'm not motivated for this :triumph: plus i didn't think that far ahead.
Thomas and Leo ask some of the 12 years old running around Fries if they know anything about Netherite.
12 year old says; "lmao nub git gud :rofl: i bet u sucx :rolling_eyes: i did ur mom btw HAHAH!!"
Thomas says: "I will punch you"
Thomas and leo seem to be unable to get any leads on netherite from the Fries humans
Leo says: "uhh, what if we asked one of those weird pig monster things?"
Thomas says: "No.. way, what if they attack us??"
"Plus, don't you see how angry they look??"
Leo walks up to one of the Narakamians
Leo says: "hi"
Khrajas says ⍑ᒷꖎꖎ𝙹? ∴⍑| ᔑ∷ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ⎓𝙹∷ᒷ╎⊣リᒷ∷ᓭ ᓭ!¡ᒷᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⚍ᓭ.
Leo says: "Uhhh"
"No hablo espanol"
Thomas says: "Wait a second.."
"Maybe they gave us something that can translate whatever the hell THAT language is."
Thomas checks his backpack and finds a weird device with "TRANSLATOR" on it.
Thomas says: "Okay make them say something again."
Leo says: "wait can we use the translator to translate english to their language :thinking: "
Thomas says: "Oh uh.. let me see.."
Khrajas says ∴⍑|| ᔑ∷ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ⎓𝙹∷ᒷ╎⊣リᒷ∷ᓭ ᓭ!¡ᒷᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⚍ᓭ? y𝙹⚍ リᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ↸𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣.
∴⍑|| ᔑ∷ᒷ |𝙹⚍ ⎓𝙹∷ᒷ╎⊣リᒷ∷ᓭ ᓭ!¡ᒷᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⚍ᓭ? y𝙹⚍ リᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ↸𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣.
Translator says: "Wᒷ ᔑ∷ᒷ ꖎ𝙹𝙹ꖌ╎リ⊣ ⎓𝙹∷ リᒷℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ"
W⍑ᔑℸ ̣ , w⍑||.
Translator says: "Wᒷ ∴ᒷ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹ꖎ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⎓╎リ↸ リᒷℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ. Wᒷ ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ꖌリ𝙹∴ ∴⍑||."
W⍑𝙹 ℸ ̣ 𝙹ꖎ↸ ||𝙹⚍. W⍑╎ᓵ⍑ ∴ᔑ∷ꖎ𝙹∷↸ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ||𝙹⚍∷ ∷ᔑᓵᒷ.
W⍑𝙹 ℸ ̣ 𝙹ꖎ↸ |𝙹⚍. W⍑╎ᓵ⍑ ∴ᔑ∷ꖎ𝙹∷↸ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ||𝙹⚍∷ ∷ᔑᓵᒷ.
Translator says: "Tᒷ∷∷|| tᒷ⚍∷, ∴ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リꖌ?"
Leo says: "Does Terry even know how to make orders trololol :rofl:"
Thomas says: "shh :rolling_eyes:"
N𝙹, ∴ᔑ∷ꖎ𝙹∷↸ ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷᔑ↸ᒷ∷. ∴ᒷ ᔑ∷ᒷ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ꖌリ𝙹∴ ꖎᒷᔑ↸ᒷ∷ 𝙹⎓ ||𝙹⚍∷ ∴ᔑ∷ꖎ𝙹∷↸ ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷᓭ.
Translator says: "I ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リꖌ ∴ᒷ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ∴ᔑ∷ꖎ𝙹∷↸ᓭ"
N𝙹リ𝙹, ||𝙹⚍ ↸𝙹. ∴ᒷ ⍊╎ᓭ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲ "ᓵ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣ ∷||" ?
N𝙹リ𝙹, |𝙹⚍ ↸𝙹. ∴ᒷ ⍊╎ᓭ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ 𝙹リᓵᒷ. ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲ "ᓵ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣ ∷||" ?
N𝙹リ𝙹, |𝙹⚍ ↸𝙹. ∴ᒷ ⍊╎ᓭ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ 𝙹リᓵᒷ. |𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲ "ᓵ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣ ∷||" ?
Translator says; "Yᒷᔑ⍑ ∴ᒷ ꖎ╎⍊ᒷ ╎リ ᓵ𝙹⚍リℸ ̣ ∷╎ᒷᓭ?"
W⍑╎ᓵ⍑ 𝙹リᒷ ⊣ᔑ⍊ᒷ 𝙹∷↸ᒷ∷.
Translator says: "L⚍ ̇/⚍∷╎ᔑ"
....... N𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑ⊣ᔑ╎リ. リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑ⊣ᔑ╎リ. リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑ⊣ᔑ╎リ.
Translator says: "W⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 'ᓭ ∴∷𝙹リ⊣?"
Thomas says: ":cold_sweat:"
ꖎᒷᔑ⍊ᒷ! ∴ᒷ ∴╎ꖎꖎ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷℸ ̣ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵ𝙹リᑑ⚍ᒷ∷ ⚍ᓭ ᔑ⊣ᔑ╎リ!
they pull out their weapons
Leo says: "Oh that's not good. i think we struck a nerve"
Thomas says: "KJWEJRKWERKWRKJ RUN AWAY"
Thomas and Leo start running away from them :weary:
Thomas says: "CHECK YOUR BACKPACK WERE WE GIVEN ANY WEAPONS?????"
Leo says: "uhhh, we were given explosives"
"and ummmm"
"gold"
Thomas says: "WHY DID THERY GIVE US GOLD??????"
"WHY WOULD WE NEED IT"
Leo says: "IDK YOU'RE STARTING TO STRESS ME OUT"
Leo finds a lighter in the backpack as well
Leo lights the explosive and throws it at the Narakkamains
Thomas says: ":sob::sob::sob:"
Thomas and Leo unknowingly have been running to K :weary:
Thomas says: "I think.. we've.. gotten away from them.."
Leo says: "Uhh I guess we have learned not to say Luxuria here? :smirk_cat:"
Thomas says: "Ugh not MY fault I was born in Luxuria :rolling_eyes:"
Leo says: "anyway where are we now?"
It's K
Thomas says: "..."
"It says strip club."
"and why is there a giant :eggplant: on it??"
Leo says: "lmao that's kind of funny :rofl:"
"tbh i'm kind of tired maybe we should go inside :thinking:"
Thomas and Leo go inside the stripclub.
They see 16 year olds running the place.
also no the 16 year olds are not the ones doing the strip dancing
Register Lady says: "hiiiiiiiii girlies :weary: wyd :smirk_cat::nail_care: "
"want to come and see the fun :zany_face:"
Thomas says: "No thanks. is there a hotel anywhere where we can stay?"
Register lady says: "ohhh.. you're THAT type of person... I mean.. we have a few rooms :)"
Thomas says: "Okay, we'll take one room please."
Register Lady says: "KYAAA!! I'm going to get a nose bleed.. you're going to have a threesome???"
Thomas says: "wtf"
Leo says: "lol what's that"
Thomas says: "no ty.. just a room."
Register Lady says: "haha.. okay ;)"
Register Lady gives Thomas a key and directions
Register Lady says: "Have fun :relieved:"
