World War 6
| World War 6 | |||
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| File:TBA | |||
| Date | 100 CE | ||
| Location | Global | ||
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Prelude
After years of building, the Welsh cruise ship "Titanic" finally set sail accross the atlantic, only to be hit by a iceberg. Governor of New Luxurian Spisos, Gerald Martin was onboard the ship as it sunk, yet he was saved. Following this experience, he told a story to his rescuers; "Once apon a time, there lived a happy young fella in Spisos. He liked to cut down trees, and fish. But one day, a mean group of people kidnapped him as an experiment. They injected millions of different things into him. It hurt like hell. They tried to mind control him, but it didn't work. He was a failed experiment. They had no use for him, so they made him President. The poor boy tried fighting the mind control, but all it did was give him seizures. the poor boy was- was wa--w-q--weuiwuiwuieuiweh uiqweqiuweh", before suddenly having yet another seizure. He posted on social media soon afterwards, claiming that the NLE was after him for what he said and that they would destroy Yata. The government of the NLE called this lies and claimed that Gerald was simply disabled. All of the sudden, New Luxurian Italy managed to activate their international broadcasts and reveal that the NLE had been putting implants in people's brains and arms, before suddenly jolting and claiming what they just said was a joke and that the NLE was too good for that. Sipedro freaked out and called for action, Tritonia began attempting to make an 'anti-inhibitor' beam. While the Anti-NLE Pact prepared its weapons, Lustland told the NLE not to destroy the world, prompting the NLE to call them a hoe until Lustland revealed that their leader had sex with the NLE's, revealing that their leader was Denver Gagnon, former president of Spisos before Bob Walker (though he somehow retained a youthful appearance). The NLE tried to deflect and claim that their leader actually was George George, which was quickly disproven. The NLE freaked out and begged the nations of the world not to attack them, which fell on deaf ears as Lustland left the Anti-Anti-NLE Pact in order to join the Anti-NLE Pact.
As the Anti-NLE Pact geared up for war, Aparty suddenly revealed that it was not on their side. They spoke to Tritonia, speaking of 70 years of wear and tear before claiming that Tritonia could not remember them. After singing a parody of Flamingo by Kero Kero Bonito, Aparty revealed itself to actually be Flamingia, reminding Tritonia of when they were first established in 31 CE, they did not go by "Tritonia", instead they were Flamingia. They reminded how the Tritonians under King Aldren overthrew the Iujado rulers in Flamingia, only for their enemy to retreat underground. Once Aldren himself escaped underground after his defeat in World War 5, acting as a safe haven for the Flamingians as they tunnelled all the way from the Carpathians to Antarctica, arriving once The Biomass emerged and ravaged the continent. Mei'ra questioned if Flamingia was aligning itself with the Luxurians, which they refused as they claimed the NLE was simply a distraction in their eyes. The ground in Tritonia began to explode and erupt as thousands of Iujado began to climb out of the ground. Despite the usage of Crystine, the Iujados ran rampant and resisted various attacks, rapidly seizing much of eastern Tritonia and engaging in a guerilla war against Yomtachia.
