World War 6
| World War 6 | ||||
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| File:TBA | ||||
| Date | 100 CE | |||
| Location | Global | |||
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Prelude
After years of building, the Welsh cruise ship "Titanic" finally set sail accross the atlantic, only to be hit by a iceberg. Governor of New Luxurian Spisos, Gerald Martin was onboard the ship as it sunk, yet he was saved. Following this experience, he told a story to his rescuers; "Once apon a time, there lived a happy young fella in Spisos. He liked to cut down trees, and fish. But one day, a mean group of people kidnapped him as an experiment. They injected millions of different things into him. It hurt like hell. They tried to mind control him, but it didn't work. He was a failed experiment. They had no use for him, so they made him President. The poor boy tried fighting the mind control, but all it did was give him seizures. the poor boy was- was wa--w-q--weuiwuiwuieuiweh uiqweqiuweh", before suddenly having yet another seizure. He posted on social media soon afterwards, claiming that the NLE was after him for what he said and that they would destroy Yata. The government of the NLE called this lies and claimed that Gerald was simply disabled. All of the sudden, New Luxurian Italy managed to activate their international broadcasts and reveal that the NLE had been putting implants in people's brains and arms, before suddenly jolting and claiming what they just said was a joke and that the NLE was too good for that. Sipedro freaked out and called for action, Tritonia began attempting to make an 'anti-inhibitor' beam. While the Anti-NLE Pact prepared its weapons, Lustland told the NLE not to destroy the world, prompting the NLE to call them a hoe until Lustland revealed that their leader had sex with the NLE's, revealing that their leader was Denver Gagnon, former president of Spisos before Bob Walker (though he somehow retained a youthful appearance). The NLE tried to deflect and claim that their leader actually was George George, which was quickly disproven. The NLE freaked out and begged the nations of the world not to attack them, which fell on deaf ears as Lustland left the Anti-Anti-NLE Pact in order to join the Anti-NLE Pact.
As the Anti-NLE Pact geared up for war, Aparty suddenly revealed that it was not on their side. They spoke to Tritonia, speaking of 70 years of wear and tear before claiming that Tritonia could not remember them. After singing a parody of Flamingo by Kero Kero Bonito, Aparty revealed itself to actually be Flamingia, reminding Tritonia of when they were first established in 31 CE, they did not go by "Tritonia", instead they were Flamingia. They reminded how the Tritonians under King Aldren overthrew the Iujado rulers in Flamingia, only for their enemy to retreat underground. Once Aldren himself escaped underground after his defeat in World War 5, acting as a safe haven for the Flamingians as they tunnelled all the way from the Carpathians to Antarctica, arriving once The Biomass emerged and ravaged the continent. Mei'ra questioned if Flamingia was aligning itself with the Luxurians, which they refused as they claimed the NLE was simply a distraction in their eyes. The ground in Tritonia began to explode and erupt as thousands of Iujado began to climb out of the ground. Despite the usage of Crystine, the Iujados ran rampant and resisted various attacks, rapidly seizing much of eastern Tritonia and engaging in a guerilla war against Yomtachia.
Return of the Iujado
Explosions and earthquakes rocked Sipedro, Yetia, Asophania, and Kalevala (briefly), unleashing Iujado to march across western Eurasia and Sarpistan, while Yomtachia held off against their advance much better than the humans. The Iujado shapeshifted into planes in order to combat the Sipedroan airforce, while Yetia weaponised napalm to hold off the enemy. Denasola promptly also joined the Anti-NLE Pact in order to fight off the invading Iujado. Within a week, Palladia fell and Tritonia fell into chaos, allowing most of the nation to be seized by Flamingia as Yetia assumed control over the laser towers. Flamingia next demanded Sipedro's capitulation, which they refused, prompting Flamingia to launch an attack in the NLE as the clouds faded and skies became an ominous blue in the region. Hoping to help their brethren despite their pro-Human stance, Asclan began helping Yomtachia. Despite the focus on the Iujado, some movements against the NLE happened regardless such as a Yetian offensive into New Luxurian Italy, which swiftly failed as local military forces and citizens fought back as a savage swarm, only to be interrupted by Iujado appearing in the region.
A large shadow soon appeared in Luxuria, revealing a massive 350 kilometer wide spacecraft, firing their lazers down on enemy forces within its territory. Yetia panicked and told Sipedro to contact the Yeqwiquans, only for a voice onboard the ship to laugh, prompting the NLE to tell them that it's not their turn to speak yet, to which the voice retorted that they had waited so long, only for the NLE to tell Creepy (the voice) to shut up. Flamingia briefly regarded Creepy as a deity in order to distract people enough to occupy all of Asophania, promptly offering Creepy an alliance to collaborate against the Yatans. Creepy refused and stated that they were not the mastermind behind the NLE, though they did reveal that ex-Luxurian president Terry Teur actually was Creepy shapeshifted, which they were capable of doing due to them being a Space Giraffe, to which the NLE (ie Denver) told Creepy to stop revealing things. While Yetia used the Laser tower array to blast away at Flamingia's armies, Flamingia itself tried convincing Sipedro to surrender to them, stating that if they did their people would be safe and if not all of them would die, which Sipedro appeared to be consider until Yetia gave them lazer technologies in order to blast away at the invaders. Seeing as this failed, the Iujado kidnapped 1000 Sipedroans to take to Palladia and then began killing the rest of the nation's population, prompting Sipedro to undergo mass evacuations until the Iujado were kicked out.
The next nation to endure a Iujado attack was Sarpistan, as Yetia failed to break into the break into Flamingia's shield surrounding Tritonia. The NLE found Flamingia's actions to be confusing, and not worth intervening in. Asclan began sending forces to Yomtachia in full force, walking thru Lineland out of Wrangel Island in order to reinforce their brethren, greatly concerning Lineland and Sipedro. After a few skirmishes, Sarpistan gave into Flamingia's demand to be given 1000 of its nation's citizens, prompting nations across the world to begin sending Flamingia 1000 citizens to earn protection, with those that had smaller populations sending smaller amounts. As a thanks for its help, Yomtachia pledged loyalty to Asclan. Flamingia revealed that all the people it had been given or had kidnapped from other nations had been moved into a structure known as "Sub-Palladia", a massive vault build underneath the city of Palladia to preserve them. Creepy called this "doing that Yata thing" to keep the species alive from any final 'fuck ups'. With Flamingia distracted elsewhere as it prepared an attack on Yetia, Asclan and Yomtachia launched a mass-offensive against the Flamingians, liberating all Yomtachian lands and beginning too advance into former Tritonia. Flamingia turned its attention on Yetia as it regarded the Yoomtachs as a mere nuisance killing local Tritonians despite having pushed to the Caspian Sea (known to them as Gnitseretni), disconnecting their control over the Laser Tower Array and commandeering it to fire onto Yetia, targeting Yaverncost. Yetia moved to counter this, intercepting the beam with their own shot from the Yetian Laser Tower's primary weapon. The two beams clashed as the beam slowly inched towards Yetia's tower, until Yetia blasted the Tritonian Array with a EMP which briefly disabled it which allowed Yetia to push the beam back over to above Palladia as both sides became increasingly unstable, prompting Yetia to fire another EMP in order to win the deadlock, only for the Palladian towers to give out moments before the EMP hit, causing a massive explotion which spread out the effect of the EMP across central europe, knocking out power from the Vistula to the Drava and from the Alps to the Carpathians. With the lazers knocked out in Yetia, Flamingia activated its further-away towers and set them to total-destruction mode, preparing to fire them onto Yetia as they spoke of wiping a clean slate onto Yata (which Creepy agreed with under the impression it would mean the Humans would move to another planet), promptly firing the beams onto Yetia as the country was torn to shreds and then flooded by melted alpine snow, with all survivors being evacuated underground into bunkers and metro systems, especially after King Henry Robertson was hospitalized from damage caused by this attack. After Yetia was crippled, Flamingia turned onto Yomtachia and unleashed 8 lazers to wipe them out as a threat, forcing them to scatter and retreat. Morduria was their next target, only to surrender before any beams could hit. Beyond Flamingia's attacks, The NLE began demanding control over Melbourne and Linasburg from Lineland, leading to a battle between the two that was ended by a lazer attack from Flamingia, wiping out the Second Melbourne Commune (which had arisen when the NLE demanded the city) and Lineland's forces in the city, forcing Lineland to scramble to set up a new defensive line. Creepy asked if they should destroy Tasmania, to which the NLE gave the go ahead, prompting Creepy to move the spacecraft above the island as they commented as to why they always liked the island, causing their hatred of it, only for Flamingia to destroy the island before the NLE could, Melbourne fell to NLE forces soon afterwards. Flamingia moved onto more lazer attacks, wiping out Islandia after it asked the NLE to attack Flamingia and firing upon Linelandic Russia after it prepared to attack Flamingia, leading to Lineland unsuccessfully attempting to nuke the Laser Tower Array.
After a brief period of conflict between New Luxurian Poavak and Nilastan, which saw Poavak nuking Pirtil and Mumbai before occupying the country, Flamingia announced the completion of their ultimate weapon; the Bipolar Resonator. Flashes of purple light began around the world as Flamingia explained that it had initiated the end of the world as two defoliating waves would emerge from both poles, wiping out all life on Yata's surface. Flamingia explained that they did this in order to cleanse Yata of its dirty, tainted, and evil populace and birth a new generation from the Sub-Palladian refugees. The countries of the world quickly moved as many people into their bunkers as they could as Flamingia explained that they had taken a liking to Yata after the years of living there, prompting them to decide to save the Human race by ridding it of its problems, claiming that even if warmongers survive they will not have armies to command against one another. The Yomtachs fled underground once more, despite having occupied much of Tritonia as they wished to avoid the Resonator. Flamingia claimed that once the Resonator had done its job, the Iujado would leave Yata and allow it to build anew as their final act of true neutrality, the conclusion of all war. The two ends of the Resonator finally collided, concluding the cleansing of life on the surface. A Yetian paramilitary group by the name of the "Yetian Laser Organization" attempted to keep fighting against the Flamingians, but all major governments ceased resistance due to mass casualties. As their mission had been completed, Flamingia wished peace upon humanity and a happy centennial, before departing from the planet.
After the Iujado left, most of the ANP was filled with a desire for peace as Tritonia even withdrew itself from the ANP and declared its neutrality. Yetia also expressed a desire to negotiate peace once the NLE re-opened its communications, promptly also explaining to Aparty all that had happened. Yomtachia and Asclan then conversed, with Asclan explaining that the place that Yomtachia had been taken was the Amazon Basin, origin of the Yomtach species. Asclan explained how Yomtachs had nearly been completely wiped out in the First Human-Yomtach War, defeated once more during the Lost Archives, and attacked humanity once more during the Second Human-Yomtach War which only lead to chaos as most Yomtachs decided to stop fighting against humanity. Yomtachia claimed that Tritonia had helped them against Scandimar, while Asclan stated that they were a rare exception as so much of humanity were evil genocidal killers, slowly convincing Yomtachia to align with Asclan's extremist ideology as both looked onto the next century as an opportunity to reclaim Yata for their people. After the previous chaos, celebrations for the First Centennial finally kicked off as Aparty formally announced the beginning of the Second Century. Yetia and Kalevala remained nervous of the new Yomtach alliance, but Tritonia convinced them to be open to change as Yomtach kind re-arose on Yata.
Luxuria's Last Hurrah
After a brief moment of peace after the previous chaos, Yetia and Sipedro remembered that the NLE was still a present threat.
