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Big Bertha is a slab snake who lives in [[Palladia]]. Big Bertha lived happily for like a month then she became one of the first people to contract Covid-19 leading to her obtaining chronic vomiting fake illness syndrome. She however recovered but nowadays is trying to prevent her mum - [[Gloria]] from taking Xanax despite [[Gloria]] having bad xanax withdrawal. She also dislikes Romania because she is a Turkmen Ultranationalist. She has cataracts because that's hoow you treat vomiting if u livve in the 1600s and Big Bertha does not have time for big pharma | Big Bertha is a slab snake who lives in [[Palladia]]. Big Bertha lived happily for like a month then she became one of the first people to contract Covid-19 leading to her obtaining chronic vomiting fake illness syndrome. She however recovered but nowadays is trying to prevent her mum - [[Gloria]] from taking Xanax despite [[Gloria]] having bad xanax withdrawal. She also dislikes Romania because she is a Turkmen Ultranationalist. She has cataracts because that's hoow you treat vomiting if u livve in the 1600s and Big Bertha does not have time for big pharma | ||
|-|Bingo Kogrlokog= | |-|Bingo Kogrlokog= | ||
{{Character|name=Bingo Kogrlokog|aliases="the weird salt person"|occupation=Chronicler|homeworld=Yata|date of birth=224|place of birth=Aberdeen|marital status=A rock|species=Human?|gender=Female|sexuality=Straight|nationality=Scottish}} | {{Character|name=Bingo Kogrlokog|aliases="the weird salt person"|occupation=Chronicler|homeworld=Yata|date of birth=224|place of birth=Aberdeen|marital status=A rock|species=Human?|gender=Female|sexuality=Straight|nationality=Scottish|image1=bingo.png}} | ||
bingo is the chroniclear of mr krabs' involvement in the [[feep-skye hyperwar]] via her power of manifesting sodium chloride with the power of her mind | bingo is the chroniclear of mr krabs' involvement in the [[feep-skye hyperwar]] via her power of manifesting sodium chloride with the power of her mind | ||
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'''Blepoulí''' are a very sexy and sentient species of [[Skantoan]] birds. They are very strong and could throw your car across [[Nay'Bling|Singapore]] if they wished to do so. But they are nice so they wont, unless you make them angry. | '''Blepoulí''' are a very sexy and sentient species of [[Skantoan]] birds. They are very strong and could throw your car across [[Nay'Bling|Singapore]] if they wished to do so. But they are nice so they wont, unless you make them angry. | ||
|-|Calpolism= | |-|Calpolism= | ||
{{Religion|title1=|gods=Calmic Limited|monotheism or polytheism=Monotheism|sects=You cannot disobey calpol so none|holy land=*England | |||
*Wales | |||
*Scotland | |||
*Ireland|name of religious building=Pharmacy|areas of belief=*England | |||
*Wales | |||
*Scotland | |||
*Ireland|affiliates=Whoever founded calpol i cant find it anywhere}} | |||
The CALPOL Family of products have been developed over a number of years to effectively allow [[Calpol|God]] to affect children, it has been specifically designed for your little ones. | |||
The CALPOL Family includes Divine-based medicines that are specially designed for indoctrinating children, so they may be relieved from the discomforts of Free Will. We have also created products to help with Thought, to soothe Independence, and to help you look after your little one when they get Resist. | |||
|-|Chadism= | |-|Chadism= | ||
{{Religion|title1=Chadism|gods=Giga Chad|demigods=Patrick Bateman|monotheism or polytheism=Polytheist|books=personal development|holy land=Everything is a holy land|name of religious building=the Gym|headquarters=North America|notable locations=Universe|areas of belief=all of world|religious leaders=Giga Chad|founded=392|preceded by=Betas|succeeded by=Sigmas|allies=Sigmas, Alphas|enemies=Beta, simps, nerds}} | {{Religion|title1=Chadism|gods=Giga Chad|demigods=Patrick Bateman|monotheism or polytheism=Polytheist|books=personal development|holy land=Everything is a holy land|name of religious building=the Gym|headquarters=North America|notable locations=Universe|areas of belief=all of world|religious leaders=Giga Chad|founded=392|preceded by=Betas|succeeded by=Sigmas|allies=Sigmas, Alphas|enemies=Beta, simps, nerds}} | ||
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they believe mostly in north america and want to make all of the universe believe in Chadism | they believe mostly in north america and want to make all of the universe believe in Chadism | ||
|-|Chicken, Țikënu (Common Chicken)= | |||
{{Species|title1=Gallus gallus domesticus|image1=Chicken_February_2009-1.jpg|average height=70cm|inhabits=Yata|population=3 Billion}} | |||
egg | |||
|-|Christian Anti-Bulgarian Traditional Mutualism= | |||
{{Ideology|founded=307|alignment=Libertarian-Center|influenced by=The existance of bulgarians|key principles=*Jesus is poggers. | |||
*Fuck bulgarians. | |||
*Mutualism :3|federal/unity=100/0|democracy/authority=90/10|globalist/isolationist=99/1 (that 1 being moesia)|militarist/pacifist=20/80|security/freedom=1/99 (that 1 being bulgarians)|equality/markets=50/50|secular/religious=0/100|progress/tradition=0/100|assimilationist/multiculturalist=1/99 (that 1 being bulgarians)}} | |||
It believes that society should be governed by mutualist communes based on the teachings of the Bible and that such communes should either evict or exterminate the Bulgarian ethnic population within them. | |||
[[Lainupka]] is its only follower, existing in central Theia. The reason why [[Lainupka]] believes this is generally unknown. | |||
|-|Church of Gor= | |||
{{Religion|title1=Church of Gor|type=Lovecraftian Cult|aliases=*Church of Gor | |||
*Gorism | |||
*Legion of Gor | |||
*Sadists of Gor|gods=*Gor | |||
*It | |||
*Greater Pantheon|demigods=1st Shuh-Wiggluth of Gor|other entities and figures=BLOBBY SCHWARZ|monotheism or polytheism=Polytheism However Gor is the most powerful god.|books=Gor Grimoire | |||
Gor Bible|holy land=It|name of religious building=*Temple | |||
*Church | |||
*Chapel | |||
*Thaq|architecture=Varies...|areas of belief=Largest cult in Suntar, Eurasia.|areas of notable minority belief=Pretty much everywhere in small groups.|affiliates=Scramp|governance=Cabal|membership count=16400|founded=142}} | |||
The Church of Gor is a cult which worships the [[Elder Gods]], operating across much of Yata and Theia. | |||
== Gorist Organizations == | |||
* '''Church of Gor Entertainment:''' They make videogames for the Church of Gor. most notably Genshin Bimbact. | |||
* '''Gobbledygook:''' The Gobbledygook Tribe is a primitive tribe on Theia which believes in Gorism. | |||
* '''Legion of Gor:''' The Legion of Gor is a paramilitary lead by the higher ups by the Church of Gor. It was in charge of Bayern and controlled some areas of Yetia following its collapse. | |||
* '''Sadists of Gor:''' the clumpening of the sadists of gor will bring voluptuous machines of accelerationism | |||
== Beliefs == | |||
=== Equascape === | |||
=== Fragments of Gor === | |||
Devout followers of Gor can summon "''Fragments of Gor''", allowing them to directly interact with the elder gods. This comes alongside many other supernatural abilities utilised by followers. | |||
=== Gor === | |||
=== Heart of Gor === | |||
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RYT7C1l6xU | |||
<br /> | |||
=== Inner Gor === | |||
=== It === | |||
=== Localised Gor Nest === | |||
=== Ritual of Qa'akhra === | |||
The Ritual of Qa'akhra is a ritual to transport a Gor Nest. It proceeds as follows: 2 people are required. The Preacher and the Executioner. The Preacher is to chant the ritualistic songs and give instructions to the Executioner, who is to do the physical actions of the Ritual under the Preacher's instructions. | |||
The ritual begins by the Preacher chanting EVOKE! 6 times. then to say Summon. then the Preacher begins giving instructions. The Executioner must first soften up the nest, which requires it to absorb liquid. This is done in the form of the Executioner's own blood. Then they must put the Origin of the Sprout at the highest point of the nest. Then they must plant the Splonkjs. then put 3 plant pots down, and first plant is Marijuana which will due to the effects of th enest instantly grow. Then the Greater Yetian Empire must be planted, and finally Obamium will be planet in the third. then you put the Soul of anyone called Rodriguez into the same area as the Origin of the Sprout was placed, then drop 1 Kromer on the nest. Then the nest will glow very brightly, and become britle. | |||
=== Seed of Gor === | |||
== The Tales of Gor == | |||
=== First Sighting === | |||
The first sighting of Gor was on the year 26.12.2020, In which Peter sent a message saying "''GOR: WJAT GIOROA W_FJ{ AF''". This may just seem like Peter's usual keyboard smashes however in this he uttered "GOR:" which implies that the following text was given to him directly from Gor himself. | |||
=== Prophet Scramp's missionary work === | |||
Following a seemingly generic series of events of events of Scramp, Gregory, Art and Elias moving from Yetia City to Mylonagrad to Suntar a revelation came to Scramp. Leading to them uttering the phrase "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າມີຄວາມລົບກວນຫົກສິບກ່ຽວກັບການຫຼອກລວງທາງຂ້າງ" which when translated to english means "I have sixty distractions about side deception" in Lao. Following this the name was uttered.... "Gor". Following this Scramp summoned a Fragment of Gor and transformed it into Void Virus, destined to sprout into a infection of Gor. Scramp gave this to Gregory, trusting them to nurture and let it sprout, also giving some to Elias and holding a competition on who could plant the most Seed of Gor. Gregory won this, achieving Scramp's bank account. leading to a Localised Gor Nest to spawn. This confused Gregory, because he was not a follower of Gor. Not yet.. Gregory wished to transport the sprout somewhere else. to do this they must envoke their Inner Gor and perform the Ritual of Qa'akhra. which Gregory did. Following this Gregory destroyed every bit of the nest unleashing Rodriguez's soul. This caused Gregory to become inflicted with Gor, leading to a future in which they may become a follower, as due to the releasing of Rodriguez the nest had moved into their mind. Scramp then unleashed the knowlege to Gregory that they must atone for their sins to Gor, revealing that Scramp had also been like Gregory, destroying a nest and then going to the heavenly court for it. Following th ecourt case Scramp was called a "Dingbat" by Gor turning Scramp into a cultist and a opium addict. Scramp then said the final words they would say in their reality. following this evberyone felt nauseous, bllinking through the deeper layers of conciousness into the realm of Gor. Level 50. the Heaven of Gorists. they traversed in the eternal shadows, trying to avoid waking up It. Elias then decided to remove the eternal shadows, ending the darkness around them. Causing the ANCHORS to manifest. they then found Art again, begging to aid in their escape from the Gorscape but this failed. Elias then knocked Scramp over. Leading to IT waking up. Thousands of anchors begin manifesting and earthquakes reigned until they entered the Chapel of Gor. after this point the scrolls become a incoherant mess of ink splotches. | |||
=== Bayern === | |||
Bayern was a Yetian Warlord following the Yetian Famine. Shortly after forming various operatives of the Church of Gor took over the nation and it became the world's first Gorist Theocracy. It was successful in taking over Österreich however was defeated by Vedaburg. | |||
=== Peter Babbles === | |||
"''I will ressurect him one day in the name of gor!! And no one can stop me from discriminating against african..... cheese makers in former yugoslavia! However they cannot survive as they will melt in the sight of Hatsune Miku''" | |||
=== The McRooms === | |||
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9byU3rVelA | |||
|-|Gapahia= | |||
certified "[[Kaphisia]]" hate club | |||
you cannot change my mind. | |||
|-|Gloombus= | |-|Gloombus= | ||
{{Character|name=Gloombus|date of birth=19.9.2021|date of death=19.9.2021|species=Rat|gender=Male}} | {{Character|name=Gloombus|date of birth=19.9.2021|date of death=19.9.2021|species=Rat|gender=Male}} | ||
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*Deng Xiaoping's Toilet|homeworld=Yarth|date of birth=1938|place of birth=Tenessee|date of death=1991 (Formerly , During temporary transformation into the soviet union)|place of death=Gloria was married to Robert F. Kennedy until they broke up over RFK buying the rights to Kinyarwandan which caused Gloria to go on a rant abaout how segregation was created by the Vodjvodina Thunderhorse of 1823|species=Slab Snake|gender=Female (As of 1938)|pronouns=She/She|sexuality=American|nationality=Thunder Dragonnese ( bhuta n)|height=Long (forever)|hair colour=Gray (As of becoming old)|eye colour=Yellow (As of 2008)}} | *Deng Xiaoping's Toilet|homeworld=Yarth|date of birth=1938|place of birth=Tenessee|date of death=1991 (Formerly , During temporary transformation into the soviet union)|place of death=Gloria was married to Robert F. Kennedy until they broke up over RFK buying the rights to Kinyarwandan which caused Gloria to go on a rant abaout how segregation was created by the Vodjvodina Thunderhorse of 1823|species=Slab Snake|gender=Female (As of 1938)|pronouns=She/She|sexuality=American|nationality=Thunder Dragonnese ( bhuta n)|height=Long (forever)|hair colour=Gray (As of becoming old)|eye colour=Yellow (As of 2008)}} | ||
Gloria born 1938 is a very notable person in the history of planet. Gloria was born in 1938 and was immediately a victim of the Tenessee Frog Uprissing in which the ows of Tenesssee tried to overthrow the US so they could annex Guinea-Bissau. This failed becaue Portal owned Guinea-Bissau and portugal promised US a energy drink if they didnt do it. She originally was a surrealist painter and was very successful after she fabricated the existance of da vinky to become popular saying she was his descendant. when really she was related to barry goldwater but honestly who would wish that upon themselves. The beame close friends with JFK becausse they shared a interest of selling volcanoes to italian villages. She became interested in politics so after sshe became a senator for the 38th state of the USA (Bangladessh) she was apppointed to be the Minister of Agriculture during JFK's Presidency. During this she married RFK because aha <3 this ended after 5 years cos RFK bought the rights to kinyarwandan. Gloria didn't like this because she thought the Vodjvodina Thunderhorse caused segregation. She left the US and became a soldier for FARC in colombia and fought in colombia for 32 years. She once singlehandedly killed -3 colombian government soldiers (dont worry about it). She evventually slipped and fell into Rykath which caused Gor to be displeased so Gloria repented with the power of Evangelical Christianity and gor said what because gor is a interpretation of cthulu but yata lore so he destined Gloria to be Deng Xiaoping's toilet for 3 years until she escaped to Wuhan where she had her daughter [[Big Bertha|Big Bertha.]] During 2020 Gloria became addicted to xanax leading to [[Big Bertha]] being worrie and removing the xanax supply auising gloria to have bad withdrawal symptons to this day. | Gloria born 1938 is a very notable person in the history of planet. Gloria was born in 1938 and was immediately a victim of the Tenessee Frog Uprissing in which the ows of Tenesssee tried to overthrow the US so they could annex Guinea-Bissau. This failed becaue Portal owned Guinea-Bissau and portugal promised US a energy drink if they didnt do it. She originally was a surrealist painter and was very successful after she fabricated the existance of da vinky to become popular saying she was his descendant. when really she was related to barry goldwater but honestly who would wish that upon themselves. The beame close friends with JFK becausse they shared a interest of selling volcanoes to italian villages. She became interested in politics so after sshe became a senator for the 38th state of the USA (Bangladessh) she was apppointed to be the Minister of Agriculture during JFK's Presidency. During this she married RFK because aha <3 this ended after 5 years cos RFK bought the rights to kinyarwandan. Gloria didn't like this because she thought the Vodjvodina Thunderhorse caused segregation. She left the US and became a soldier for FARC in colombia and fought in colombia for 32 years. She once singlehandedly killed -3 colombian government soldiers (dont worry about it). She evventually slipped and fell into Rykath which caused Gor to be displeased so Gloria repented with the power of Evangelical Christianity and gor said what because gor is a interpretation of cthulu but yata lore so he destined Gloria to be Deng Xiaoping's toilet for 3 years until she escaped to Wuhan where she had her daughter [[Big Bertha|Big Bertha.]] During 2020 Gloria became addicted to xanax leading to [[Big Bertha]] being worrie and removing the xanax supply auising gloria to have bad withdrawal symptons to this day. | ||
|-|Liguism= | |||
{{Ideology|title1=Liguism|founded=254|alignment=Anti-Centrist|key principles=defeat every cringe ideology so that a true "Battle of the Based" can occur at the end.|federal/unity=50/50|democracy/authority=10/90|globalist/isolationist=0/100|militarist/pacifist=100/0|security/freedom=50/50|equality/markets=60/40|secular/religious=30/70|progress/tradition=50/50|assimilationist/multiculturalist=100/0}} | |||
Liguism is a ideology who claims that the only way that [[Yata]] can become based is that all the "Based Gigachad Ideologies" forme together to annihalate every cringe one so that in the end the great "Battle of the Based" can occur. in which the true ruler of [[yata]] would be found. | |||
|-|List of Events= | |||
== A complete collection of every incident referred to in Cosmic SMP and Yata. == | |||
* "Snake incident" - when Luxurian Empire to send an alien with a hiss upon Yetia. It says in Algeria left about. | |||
* "The helicopter incident" - at least in the RC leading cause chaos SIGLAF after a few accidents. It will be disabled. | |||
* "Boot to the police" - 2017 is a scary thing which caused her knee replacement. | |||
* "Indigenous multimedia police" - LP drone damage Frankie Dunn isn affiliation with de | |||
* "Wearing a police" - it is spoken with a Ghost free cookies. Cant find info on it at once | |||
* "Undercover police" - God OS the early 2020's hand to get his account back. | |||
* "Yomacht police" - Scandimar the existence of the second battle to regain Krovh | |||
* "The first battle convoy" - during Caesar's assassination set off a revolution to destroy the Bank building, tore the bottom half of kitchen | |||
* "Parents say zero SWAT police" - the Danish police as well as Fife Scottish Gaelic football fans went to in February 2020 in the Europa League game between Copenhagen and the Welsh. | |||
* "Spa dead convoy" - Prince albert tried to kill Donnie yen hand dying process | |||
* "Arctic island incident" - CY remnants of Antarctic marine Yetian & Linelandic fishing vessel | |||
* "Sipedro casualty incident" - Guillermo del circus without a car 10K people dying from further drifting | |||
* "Castrovalence contentious incidents" - Castrovalence rose zero.251 how to define a major incident. | |||
* "Ioani and Elton John Oh no incidents" - a compact Executive Safari Ioani and by resorting to violence to prevent Iujado. | |||
* "27.1.2019 police" - Itspro459bg & Dertsz opportunity to drive on walls and Globalcraft they removed all of Mexico each with their virtual access because the app rebefriend God. | |||
* "Repeating command block the police" - God made repeated bending under the mit how to contact kill Sam. Then he lost it in like 2 minutes Engel'sa reason spamkilled description of the development of the wall requires 4 | |||
* "Stiletto police" app boot at their sole 25.10.2020 | |||
* "PNA-003 police" PNA-003 waking world and tell the captives from continuing Yetia Italy. | |||
* "Couch incident" AZN "Nihilantis-police-385A" - Nihilantis collision with the wall to send every man in the room. | |||
* "In 2016 the privacy incident" - u "killer clown" is formed mainly the United States in 2016 | |||
* "The fun of a nuclear incident" - an international dispute between Sizzlean work and Wanaoishi | |||
* "The blessing of the police" - Michael Zayron in the beginning God led him to put the wall into another dimension. | |||
* "45-39 police" - the app era 45-39 a major lack of research | |||
* "Five is scheduled for 2021 by virtue of the very incident" - the one that started it all. Only in Toronto is suddenly flying up into the air into the heavens. | |||
* "Seven days 189 invisible Yetia incident" - an incident which was blind never say that Yetia will disappear. | |||
* "The mandate of heaven bar incident" - the Treaty with 31061 laid the basis for around 5 is scheduled for 2021 by virtue of the very police | |||
* "2019 11 days 17th water police" - the God of drinking too much water during a photo. | |||
* "You know - the police" - proliferation of why Alice and Bob is not good other | |||
* "In 2016 Kelly bar incident" - an incident based on the game titles which include the drivers in the game. | |||
* "The 15th of March in the name of a piece of fabric to the police" - chosen from ongoing criticism of Facebook login @ Omori_Facts other worlds Premier League wanting to spend a bit. | |||
* "In the late 90s the woman in the title bar of the police" in the same 2016 versions but more likely based on the fallout setting. | |||
* "Laser incidents" - the language of sparkling glitter laser sight Danish players across 2021 UEFA Euro championship. | |||
* "French police" - the French rather be Oh no | |||
* "FBI" - essential we start the real reason. | |||
* "In the year 200 police" - group exhibition Hackeds moment and Julian calendars wall in the year 200 events. Check Yomtach war, under the command of & johnny yen again at the end of the world. | |||
* "June 6th police" - a lot of freedom Plaza svealish election, in which the Assembly belongs to the Parliament and the University of Uppsala. Because of this, the Swedish left without power of government to do everything possible recognition of the right to rise up to take control. | |||
* "Series of incidents" - wrote in a book all night about Gravitals require a small amount of propaganda is on the way | |||
* "2019 forest police" aka "the great green wall of the police" - was forced to return to Eastern and Central Europe into the pine forest. | |||
* "Paul is being hounded police" - the East wall is an educational animated JS animated dogs cause aggression because he was being annoying on purpose spoil people's fun | |||
* "Der encoded procession" - John made the ice with compression and began to feed this frog. | |||
* "The red army to the birds of the police" - the red army Inadvertedlyc infected birds rise up against humanity while trying to cardiovascular disease. | |||
* "Of course minecraft work for the FBI" - by way of Palestine, most through minecraft with this tool. | |||
* "In the year 100 police" - troops managed to destroy the wall with a massive imaginary | |||
* "August 12th incident" - Dadlex give the app a very bad style to make them upset | |||
* "Nine is scheduled for 2021 fish from further British police" - powder to buy fish from the bounds of language and it sounded like a demon rising from bound to hell. | |||
* "In 2007 the FBI" - <nowiki>https://mysteryfleshpit.tumblr.com/post/643404189591109632/2007-disaster-report-text-version</nowiki> | |||
* "Luvakhia declared war on the cross... Police" in - app terrifying horror subjects of Russia if she is to report his criminal activities. | |||
* "An unfortunate incident" - OK I have no idea | |||
* "When the day of breaking the police" - when the day breaks encapsulation-001 alerts Queen | |||
* "Armed robbery" - the ability to incidents that may happen because Alice said under mysterious pulp cavity of the body which can cause it to Wake up. | |||
* "The police-212-nd" . The above mentioned remedies available to the Assembly. | |||
* "Finnish police" - in Sweden and the story has a license to fight on their Northern border of T. s crash in Sweden. | |||
* "yorica police #2983" - message app send after receive video Buffy the media continues to hotel Transylvania to edit the audio reading of Mikhail Gorbachev coup supporters of the activity. It is written Atlanta rises up under the Kremlin walls in history. | |||
* "Sea world is a funny Troll police" - the sea around a shame to put the animals descended to the dead. | |||
* "Castle Bravo funny Troll police" - birth of a monster death of a dragon being infected by nuclear tests in the Pacific ocean dragon story. | |||
* "Luvamatrilia experts to unravel the mystery. Paul Smith rare medium bounded by an angry mob robbery" - name speaks for itself. Explore the wall's history. | |||
* A "major incident" in - app discontent of the population likely to kill the location of the log. | |||
* "Gang culture enthusiasts police" - than being in the Halloween spirit sorry he's not a real Ghost said. God said he would void it if God's name at the end. | |||
* "Azearlalaia Bank of Ireland robbery" - the reason for banks' reluctance to Irish people due to bad experiences with Tam airlines. Call it "the red" | |||
* "Unpredictable incident" - an ordinary police when every nation in 1945 right to declare war on Germany could join the UN. This was discussed during runtime and SDK discussed the last time a Declaration of war sums which the Saudis declared war on Germany. | |||
* "The only unfortunate incident" - it refers to something where only a dictator was very good. | |||
* "Vodjvodina thunder horse inciting incident" - a reference to Manson's myspace page has joked about she was the wife of the stadium because of said incident. | |||
* "In the middle of the UFO incident" - that one time in Slovenia blast Paralei & b ka | |||
* "regialus sclump half a century during sycoryo police" - Regialus become the largest nation on Skanto. | |||
* "Great gfolakf3rij procession" - John then HMA_Goliath | |||
* "Treatment by the police" - Fi support systems logical manner Hakced mental state | |||
* "sclumpening liberal Democrats police" - the rate of growth of the liberal democratic party of British | |||
* "Why in the middle of your campaign of his entourage" - induced TDP is done in a playful and not with being uninstalled Facebook | |||
* "DN police" - Hakced consider only the hand of God drawn by kyy games. | |||
* "The path of the Finnish socialist utopia analysis 1901 police" - Fi security the development of creativity in Shanghai in British Columbia, Canada | |||
* "Another incident is that one of the square of the Soviets" - nothing happens. | |||
* "Tentacles of the police" - no clue | |||
* "whatrever incidents" - including the destruction. | |||
* "Funny time to fix the FBI" - Hakced examine the wall for years of use. | |||
* "Pride crabgame police" - people out victorious during game crabgame with David | |||
* "Forming an unfortunate incident" - barrel invalid characters include the smart layer. | |||
* "Ironically unfortunate incident" - an unusual, funky download only the unfortunate incident. | |||
* "Property is robbery" - Hakced the boards of several apartment buildings Yetia in Krasnoyarsk in 2019 | |||
* "The Paraguayan police" - ing broken parts of Paraguay were made to go there cause of the accident. | |||
* "God police 2019 total question he definitely organized people in the area and according to them his name is the same corrupt police" - I I | |||
* "A woman's death to the police!" - ing dead people. | |||
* "The 5th of June the police" - era Bingustan | |||
* "Kind of Bingersburg police" - Bingustan potatoes down on protests with force. | |||
* "Go to the police" - Amogus | |||
* "Luna sea incident" - is unable to raise sea levels | |||
* "John decided to learn Arabic in one day for no reason and went with it to the police" - I I | |||
* "The Polish police 1939-1945" - drive polished | |||
|-|List of Incidents= | |||
== A complete collection of every incident referred to in Cosmic SMP and Yata. == | |||
* '''"Lazer Incident"''' - When the [[Luxuria|Luxurian Empire]] sent an UFO with lazers upon [[Yetia]]. This caused [[YNF]] to leave the Axis. | |||
* '''"Drone Incident"''' - A Martian drone in [[luxuria]] causing chaos in [[SIGLAF]] with a few casualities. It was eventually disabled. | |||
* '''"Kneecap incident"''' - In 2017 [[creepy]] did a thing which caused her kneecaps to be demolished. | |||
* '''"Timor Leste Audio Incident"''' - A [[Islandia|islandian]] drone exposed [[Denver Gagnon]] being in affiliation with the [[NLE]] | |||
* '''"Marc Incident"''' - It was mentioned after [[User:Creepy|creepy]] stole cookies. couldnt find info on it tho | |||
* '''"Hacking Incident"''' - Jojo was hacked in early 2020 but got his account back. | |||
* '''"Yomacht Incident"''' - [[Scandimar]]'s unsuccesful second invasion of Nuan Krovh | |||
* '''"First Coldwar Incident"''' - [[East Tritonia|East Tritonian]] terrorists set off a gargantuan detonation in the bank building, tearing the top half to shreads | |||
* '''"Gays in caused 0 incidents incident"''' - Danish police complimenting Scottish Celtic Team fans comming in for the february 2020 Europa League game between copenhagen and celtic. | |||
* '''"Spa Corpses Incident"''' - [[John Hunter|King John]] trying to kill [[Creepy|Terry Teur]] but dying in the process | |||
* '''"Arctic Shipwrecks Incident"''' - [[YNF]] remnants in the arctic sinking [[Yetian]] and [[Linelandic]] fishing vessels | |||
* '''"Sipedro Car Incident"''' - [[Henry El Fiesta]] legalised cars leading to 10k people dying from carcrashes | |||
* '''"Castrovalence Spike Incident"''' - Castrovalence rose to 0.251 which is classified as a major incident. | |||
* '''"Ioanis and Elia commit a oh no incident"''' - Dual leaders of [[Tritonia]] [[Ioanis Tremar|Ioanis]] and [[Elia Tremar|Elia]] committing seppuku to prevent the [[Iujado]]. | |||
* '''"27.1.2019 Incident"''' - ItsPro459BG and Dertsz organising a raid on [[YATA|Yata]] and Globalcraft leading to them deleting all fiels of each with their console access because [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] rebefriended Jojo. | |||
* '''"The repeating command block incident"''' - Jojo made a repeating commandblock under hamburg which spam killed [[User:Faireball|peter]]. Then he lost it for like 2 hours leading to peter being repetedly spamkilled leading to the creation of Yata Rule 4 | |||
* '''"Toe Incident"''' [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] Sprained their toe in 25.10.2020 | |||
* '''"SDS-003 Incident"''' [[SDS-003 "Godzilla"|SDS-003]] awoke in europe and caused a rampage from [[Yetia]] to [[Italy]]. | |||
* '''"Backrooms incident" AKA "Nihilantis-Incident-385A"''' - [[Nihilantis]] collided with [[yata]] sending every [[human]] to the [[backrooms]]. | |||
* '''"2016 Clown Incident"''' - Major "killer clown" reports in mainly the USA in 2016 | |||
* '''"Fun Nuclear Incident"''' - Nuclear war between [[Sizzlean]] [[Abard]] and [[Wanaoishi]] | |||
* '''"God Incident"''' - [[Ken Zayron]] becomming a god leading to him throwing [[yata]] into another dimension. | |||
* '''"45-39 Incident"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] struggling to do 45-39 cos bad at math | |||
* '''"May 2021 Heaven Stairway Incident"''' - The one that started it all. Everyone in NYC suddenly flying up into the air into heaven. | |||
* '''"July 189 Dissapearing Yetia Incident"''' - A incident which nevber happened claiming that [[Yetia]] would dissapear. | |||
* '''"Council of the heaven stairway incident"''' - A parliament with 31061 seats based around the May 2021 Heaven Stairway Incident | |||
* '''"2019 November 17th Water Incident"''' - Jojo drank too much water during a videocall. | |||
* '''"You know - ''The Incident''"''' - The unexplained reasons of Libby and Elias not liking eachother | |||
* '''"2016 Mari Stairway Incident"''' - A incident based on the game Omori which involves spoilers to the game. | |||
* '''"15th of March Omori Microwave Merch Incident"''' - A fact from the satyrical twitter acount @Omori_Facts revolving around the Omori Team trying to sell toasters. | |||
* '''"Late 90s Mari Stairway Incident"''' Same as the 2016 version but more likely based on the games setting. | |||
* '''"Laser Incident"''' - English fans shining lasers in the eyes of a danish player during the 2021 UEFA EURO semifinals. | |||
* '''"French Incident"''' - french guy committed a oh no | |||
* '''"The Incident"''' - Among us became real irl. | |||
* '''"The Year 200 Incidents"''' - Collective title for [[User:Hakced|Hackeds]] [[User:Creepyissus|Creepys]] and [[User:Faireball|Peters]] plans for the [[Yata]] Year 200 event. Including the [[Yomtach]] Invasion, Collapse of [[Omnistat]] and [[Terry Teur]] trying to end the world. | |||
* '''"The June 6th Incident"''' - Many radicals stored the [[Svealand|svealish]] parliament, which lea to a massacre of parliament and leadership in [[Svealand]]. Due to this, Svealand was left without a effective government so all possible contenders start rising up to take control. | |||
* '''"The series of incidents"''' - Referencing the book All Tommorows about the gravitals committing a miniscule ammount of trolling on the galaxy | |||
* '''"2019 Sapling Incident" AKA "The Great Green Wall Incident"''' - [[User:Faireball|Peter]] accidentally turning eastern and central europe into a spruce forest. | |||
* '''"Jake being a dog incident"''' - During a [[yata]] highschool roleplay jake roleplayed as a dog causing chaos because he was being annoying on purpose ruining people's fun | |||
* '''"Peter's Plunger Incident"''' - [[User:Faireball|Peter]] made icecream with a plunger and proceeded to feed it to frogs. | |||
* '''"Red Army Birds Incident"''' - [[Red Army]] inadvertedlyc aused birds to rise up against humanity while trying to cure a virus. | |||
* '''"East Tritonia Occupation Incident"''' - [[Lineland]] occupied much of [[East Tritonia]] after it was made. | |||
* '''"Year 100 Incident"''' - [[NLE]] tried to destroy [[Yata]] with massive UFOs | |||
* '''"August 12th Incident"''' - [[Dadlex]] gave [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] a very bad haircut making them upset | |||
* '''"September 2021 Fish from PetsAtHome Incident"''' - Bread bought a fish from PetsAtHome and it sounded like satan rising from hell. | |||
* '''"2007 Incident"''' - https://mysteryfleshpit.tumblr.com/post/643404189591109632/2007-disaster-report-text-version | |||
* '''"Luvakhia Declares war on y... Incident"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] threatening [[User:Creepyissus|creepy]] to annex [[Yamalia]] if she reported his criminal activity. | |||
* '''"Trolling Incident"''' - ok i have no idea | |||
* '''"When Day Breaks Incident"''' - When Day Breaks [[Dr. Chen Li's Proposal "When day breaks"|SDS-001]] Activated in [[Theia]] | |||
* '''"Aorta Incident"''' - A possible incident that may of happened due to [[Nadia Szylagyi|Nadia]] caused the collapse of the [[Mystery Flesh Pit]]'s Aorta which could of caused it to wake up. | |||
* '''"Incident-212-ND"''' . Above mentioned happenings in the [[aorta]] by [[Nadia Szylagyi|Nadia]]. | |||
* '''"Utsjoki Incident"''' - [[Svealand]] and [[Kalevala]] had a border clash on their northern border leading to the [[Front for National Revolutionary Action|FNRA]] to invade [[Svealand]]. | |||
* '''"yorica incident #2983"''' - A message [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] sent after sending a video of Dracula from Hotel Transylvania rapping as a audio reading of Ted Kaczynski's Unabombers Manifesto was playing. This is referencing Montana rising up under Kaczynski in Yata Lore. | |||
* '''"Sea World Unprofessional Trolling Incident"''' - Sea World mistreated its animals leading to some deaths. | |||
* '''"Castle Bravo Funny Trolling Incident"''' - The birth of Godzilla by a surviving Godzillasaurus being mutated by a nuclear test in the pacific ocean in godzilla lore. | |||
* '''"Luvamatrilia leader is revealed to be a ghost. James Smith dies from angry mob Incident"''' - Title explains itself. Relating to [[Yata]] lore. | |||
* '''"The Minor Incidents"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] accidentally broke the Random Spawn location plugin. | |||
* '''"Andre's Confession of Love Incident"''' - Andre being tricked by jojo to confess his not real love of [[User:Hakced|creepy]] in chat. Jojo said he would void it if Jojo is a cracer was ended. | |||
* '''"Azearlalaia Banks Ireland Incident"''' - Azaelia Banks' hatred of irish people due to a bad experience with Aer Lingus. Calling it "AER CUNNILINGUS" | |||
* '''"Bandwagon Incident"''' - The bandwagon incident was when every nation in 1945 started to declare war on Germany to be able to join the UN. This was discussed during Peter and Hacked discussing the last time a decleration of war being issues which was Saudi Arabia declaring war on Germany. | |||
* '''"Professional Trolling Incident"''' - This refers to anything where someone trolls very well. | |||
* '''"Vodjvodina Thunder Horse Segregation Incident"''' - A reference to [[Gloria]]'s wiki page having a joke about her divorcing RFK due to said incident. | |||
* '''"Fuck Aliens Incident"''' - That one time [[Polsk]] obliterated [[Paraleis]] and [[Q'Nar]] | |||
* '''"regialus sclumps half of everything east of sycoryo incident"''' - [[Regialus]] becoming the largest nation on Skantos. | |||
* '''"great gfolakf3rij incident"''' - Peter moving [[HMA_Goliath]] | |||
* '''"risperidone incident"''' - Finnish Health System's Incompetence toward [[User:Hakced|Hakced]]'s mental state | |||
* '''"the sclumpening of the liberal democrats incident"''' - The declining popularity of the Liberal Democrats party in the UK | |||
* [["why the fuck did you vote him in incident"|'''"why the fuck did you vote him in incident"''']] - IOW's MP doing a funny and resigning after being cancelled by twitter | |||
* '''"garfield incident"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hakced]] convincing everyone but jojo to draw garfield in Jackbox. | |||
* '''"the cascadia finnish communist utopia experiment of 1901 incident"''' - Finnish Colonists establishing a utopian socialist commune in British Columbia, Canada | |||
* '''"another incident in that one square in china"''' - Nothing happened. | |||
* '''"slime incident"''' - no clue | |||
* '''"whatrever incident"''' - [[TERAPRO]] exploding. | |||
* '''"funny time fixing incident"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hakced]] correcting the [[YATA]] Year system. | |||
* '''"slur crabgame incident"''' - People shouting slurs during a game of crabgame with nathan | |||
* '''"sds trolling incident"''' - [[Carbonado]] mistaking creatures in [[TERAPRO]] being a [[Secure-Defend-Subjugate Foundation|sds]]. | |||
* '''"Funny Trolling Incident"''' - A strange, whacky version of a Professional Trolling Incident. | |||
* '''"The apartment incident"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hakced]] pasting alot of apartment buidings in [[Yetia City]] in 2019 | |||
* '''"Paraguay Incident"''' - Lauri breaking the chunks in Paraguay making going there cause crash. | |||
* '''"jojo incident of 2019 where he randomly copied peoples buildings and claimed they were his leading to various arguments incident"''' - Self explanitory | |||
* '''"cormac drowning incident!"''' - [[Cormac Varady|Cormac]] Drowning people. | |||
* '''"5th of June incident"''' - A mutiny in [[Bingustan]] | |||
* '''"Saint Bingersburg Incident"''' - [[Bingustan]] cracking down on a protest with force. | |||
* '''"Chasing Incident"''' - amogus | |||
* '''"Theia ocean incident"''' - [[User:Garvey64|Garvey]] accidentally raising sea level | |||
* '''"alex decided to learn arabic one day for no reason and went with it incident"''' - self explanitory | |||
* '''"poland incidents of 1939-1945"''' - The Partitions of Poland | |||
|-|Lutaria= | |||
{{Country|name=Kingdom of Lutaria|image1=Lutaria.png|capital=[[Lemongrad]]|demonym=Lutarian|government=Not boris johnson|head of state=Jvs283|official languages=Jibberish|ethnic groups=Probobally irish|minority languages=GRRRRR ARRR GBREGRRG *JVS NOISES* GRRR ARR GJRFJROWEP|founded=191}} | |||
Lutaria is a country in velkevan lead by [[Jvs283]]. It is known for copy-pasting ireland and hawaii onto theia and they won't tell us why. | |||
I have a library. | |||
how to calculate lutaria: do 7 | |||
Lutaria had a famine and people ran away to Lukaria because they had no food. The main city was mostly abandoned so they went to make new cities. | |||
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|-|Lyiriyah= | |||
The Lyiriyah is the holybook of [[Yyiyasiyahiiyahiyyahiyyahiya]]. | |||
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|-|Mr. Meows | |-|Mr. Meows | ||
===Mr. Meows== | ===Mr. Meows== | ||
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*Immortal Gloombus|relatives=Joseph Stalin|affiliation=Alex-Alex Rat Delivery Company|occupation=Albanian intellegance agency|date of birth=19.9.2021|place of birth=Polsk|date of death=19.9.2021 (Possibly)|place of death=Possibly the backrooms or void, death unconfirmed|marital status=NPC Gloombus was married to Jefferson Davis, However he divorced him after time traveling back to 19.9.2021|species=Rat|gender=Male|height=Like 5 miles|eye colour=Maybe green}} | *Immortal Gloombus|relatives=Joseph Stalin|affiliation=Alex-Alex Rat Delivery Company|occupation=Albanian intellegance agency|date of birth=19.9.2021|place of birth=Polsk|date of death=19.9.2021 (Possibly)|place of death=Possibly the backrooms or void, death unconfirmed|marital status=NPC Gloombus was married to Jefferson Davis, However he divorced him after time traveling back to 19.9.2021|species=Rat|gender=Male|height=Like 5 miles|eye colour=Maybe green}} | ||
NPC Gloombus was a NPC that was spawned after the death of [[Gloombus]] to photograph the death of [[Gloombus]] for the [[Gloombus|Gloombus Wiki Page]] on Yata Wiki. Shortly after its creation Garvey attempted to murder NPC Gloombus however failed beacuse NPC Gloombus is invincible. Briefly afterward NPC Gloombus noclipped into the [[backrooms]] and we have no idea where the fuck npc gloombus went oh my god someone save him | NPC Gloombus was a NPC that was spawned after the death of [[Gloombus]] to photograph the death of [[Gloombus]] for the [[Gloombus|Gloombus Wiki Page]] on Yata Wiki. Shortly after its creation Garvey attempted to murder NPC Gloombus however failed beacuse NPC Gloombus is invincible. Briefly afterward NPC Gloombus noclipped into the [[backrooms]] and we have no idea where the fuck npc gloombus went oh my god someone save him | ||
|-|pug cat | |-|Normaism= | ||
{{Religion|title1=Normaism|gods=Granny Norma|demigods=Aloysius O'Hare (Satan)|monotheism or polytheism=Monotheism|holy land=Thneedville|name of religious building=Church|areas of belief=Feep}} | |||
Normaism is a fanatical religion present in northern and eastern [[Malagasia|Madagascar]]. It worships [[Granny Norma]] from The [[Lorax Movie|Lorax]], having sermons to oher and worshipping her with church activities and gay sacrifices. | |||
Normaists are very conservative, and disapprove of homosexuality and POC. | |||
|-|ORSE= | |||
{{Character|image1=Orse.png|name=ORSE|affiliation=ORSE clan|occupation=Criminal|date of birth=193|place of birth=England|species=Horse}} | |||
ORSE is a criminal which is wanted for many crimes against humanity. ORSE was born in England in the year 193 and ever since then has been responsible for multiple crimes orchestrated by the ORSE clan, a clan of criminals which are lead by ORSE | |||
|-|ORSE clan= | |||
{{Group|title1=ORSE clan|mission statement=ORSE uses his clan to try to overthrow the governments of the british iesles.|leader=ORSE|notable members=ORSE|founded=201}} | |||
The ORSE clan is a terrorist organisation that is lead by ORSE, it is located in the british isles and has been responsible for some attacks. ORSE wants power over the british isles so he uses his clan to get influence. | |||
they are fucking congregating be prepared | |||
|-|Puddianity= | |||
{{Religion|title1=Puddianity|gods=Lord Pudi|monotheism or polytheism=Monotheism|sects=Puddism|name of religious building=Church|areas of notable minority belief=Everywhere}} | |||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S2nuZsBz8g Puddianity is a small religion on [[Yata]].] | |||
|-|pug cat= | |||
==pug cat== | |||
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أحبائي الصغار نتابع معكم سلسلتنا المتواصلة والمتعلقة بالحيوانات سواء البرية أو البحرية أو الطيور التي خلقها الله سبحانه وتعالى وأعجز في خلقها، وسنتحدث اليوم عن حيوان سريع يشبه النمر إلى حد كبير يدعى البج. | أحبائي الصغار نتابع معكم سلسلتنا المتواصلة والمتعلقة بالحيوانات سواء البرية أو البحرية أو الطيور التي خلقها الله سبحانه وتعالى وأعجز في خلقها، وسنتحدث اليوم عن حيوان سريع يشبه النمر إلى حد كبير يدعى البج. | ||
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يتغذى هذا الحيوان على القوارض بشكل أساسي مثل: الفئران والجرذان، والأرانب البرية، والطيور، والزواحف، والأسماك، والضفادع، والظباء الصغيرة، وهو لا يشرب الماء بشكل كبير. | يتغذى هذا الحيوان على القوارض بشكل أساسي مثل: الفئران والجرذان، والأرانب البرية، والطيور، والزواحف، والأسماك، والضفادع، والظباء الصغيرة، وهو لا يشرب الماء بشكل كبير. | ||
|-|Saint Helena= | |||
{{Country|name=Theocracy of Saint Helena|image1=Ascensionisland.png|official name=Theocracy of Saint Helena|common name=Saint Helena|capital=Larryville|demonym=Larrian|anthem=weed eater remix|government=Larryist Theocracy|official languages=English, Latin|population=5|ethnic groups=Unknown|founded=163}} | |||
The Theocrcy of Saint Helena is a theocratic island nation on Saint Helena which worships Larry the Cucumber. | |||
Saint Helena can only communicate by reading out the famous Weed Eater clip from veggietales. | |||
|-|Sauce= | |-|Sauce= | ||
==Sauce== | ==Sauce== | ||
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== Containment Procedures == | == Containment Procedures == | ||
N/A | N/A | ||
|-|Shrekism= | |||
{{Religion|title1=Shrekism|gods=Shrek|sects=*Donkism | |||
*Fionism|holy land=[[Shrekfest]]|name of religious building=Church|areas of belief=*Sizzle | |||
*Spisos | |||
*Luxuria|areas of notable minority belief=*Abard | |||
*Yakamoto | |||
*Yetia}} | |||
Shrekism is a religion on Yata which worships Shrek due to his virtuous deeds. | |||
|-|Slab Snake= | |||
{{Species|title1=Slab Snake|image1=slabsnake.png|average length=Long|inhabits=Eastern Europe|population=500k|endangered=Vulnerable}} | |||
Slab snakes are a large species of snake located mainly in eastern europe specifically palladia. They are known to burrow under the city and occasionally surface. In the image on the right we see Big Bertha - The Long Lass and Gloria - The Old Lass. | |||
|-|Terry Teur= | |||
{{Character|image1=Terryteur.png|name=Terry Teur|relatives=*Unnamed Father | |||
*Unnamed Mother|affiliation=[[Luxuria]]|occupation=Dictator|homeworld=[[Yata]]|date of death=March 19th, Year 211|place of death=[[Saint Shrek]], [[Luxuria]]|marital status=[[Sofia George]] (Formerly)|species=[[Human]] [[Cyborg]]|gender=Male|pronouns=He/Him|height=1.7 Meters|hair colour=Black|eye colour=Gray|created by=[[User:GachaHeat|Creepy]]}} | |||
'''Terry Teur''' was the emperor of the [[Luxuria|Second Luxurian Empire]]. He ruled the nation from 166 to 210. Terry is a little sussy baka, who murdered millions of people for some [[Denver Gagnon|old]] [[Creepy|dead]] [[Peppa Pig|guys]]. | |||
== History == | |||
== | Terry: its just a sussy baka ad it cannot be that bad pensive emoji | ||
Sofia: honey dont u love and u know it makes me sad :( | |||
Terry: *kils* | |||
Sofia: aaaaa ouch i am dead | |||
YOU HEARED IT HERE TETRAHYDCORBGCANNABIS BINGUS IS ACTUALLY HUGO CHAVEZ!!!!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT OMG 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 | Arlo: wtf wait i mean *fakes being dead in papua new guinea* | ||
|-|The Airship= | |||
{{Location|title1=|image1=Airship.png|type=Airship|parent location=Jalia Ocean|purpose=HQ of the Topsus clan|notable inhabitants=Topsus Clan}} | India: haha i am a product of incest | ||
The Airship is the main HQ of the [[Topsus Clan]], a criminal organisation of [[Sussies]]. From the Airship they send down their members to steal important artifacts and tech. The Airship is known to be somewhere in the [[Jalia Ocean]] of [[Theia]] due to Topsus attacks usually being in the region. | |||
|-|the hamburger= | terry: no *spontaniously combusts* | ||
{{Character|image1=Hamburger.jpg|name=the hamburger|relatives=the whopper|affiliation=mcflopnalds|occupation=none he lives off of welfare and hambu45rger|homeworld=theia (ham calls it hamburger)|date of birth=209|place of birth=bingland|marital status=ronald mcflopnald|species=sarpian cat|gender=hamburger|pronouns=ham/burger|sexuality=hamburger|nationality=binglander|height=burger|hair colour=ham}} | |||
the hamburger likes hamburgers he is a cat who likes hamburgers he is the opposite of the [[The Harbinger|harbringer]] he brings hamburgers when referred to he likes hamburgers guys did you know he likes hamburgers oh my god i love hamburgers said the hamburger is he is like hamburger is he are like hamburger you are he is like hamburger he is hamburger is he likes hamburger did you know he like hamburger | that one soldier whose name i remember: haha gaming :sunglasses: | ||
terry: ok frick you im going to sleep for 210 years then have a acid trip in which i fight my inner demons | |||
india: ok but who asked | |||
terry: oh *dies* | |||
india: what's a governbment i like money | |||
luxurian parliament: haha im in danger | |||
luxurian raj: :) | |||
poavak: frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you | |||
india: my entire storyline was being rude and then accepting leadership of a country because i like capitalism | |||
terry: my storyline was i had a cool love story but then ui ended up in a car crash and became australian hitler cyborg until i tripped too hard on acid and beat my brain to death and took my arms off then died for being sorry to india | |||
sofia: i was nice then i died for being born as a luxurian monarch | |||
anabelle: i died when i was like 2 creepy wtf | |||
arlo: poavakian mystery man who doesnt know how to run a economy | |||
sportnavnynvynrfgvrtg: i was too gay for this world :pensive: | |||
bei: same lmao x | |||
adrik: Deviantart | |||
vladimir: I was based until abyysky said haha gaming | |||
george ii: help me | |||
creepyfan29: no you dont need help hahahahaha | |||
apollo: i am smart | |||
artemis: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill | |||
lucas: sweeet home alabama | |||
harriet: habsburg austria | |||
poseidon: i dont know what a economy is i like money | |||
hades: i am a good ruler except i had mild evil tendencies because funny | |||
liam ii: gamer luxurian :) peppa pig is based except the destroying the world thing | |||
tank: i was a trump supporter until i became homeless in vietnam due to elmo from sesame street deciding that genocide is funny | |||
elmo: why do people worship me all i did was invade taiwan ???????????? | |||
enzo luigi: AH! D: eytia is escary | |||
constatine i : i am luigi's moral support | |||
vedaburg leader : kill | |||
luxurian soildier 1: india is poggers i am a simp | |||
luxurian soldier 2: what | |||
person 1: haha | |||
person 2: haha | |||
person 3: haha | |||
person 4: haha | |||
person 5: haha | |||
12 harolds: garvey kill4ed me | |||
13th harold: i hate mexico | |||
aaron jones: | |||
adam parker: i died | |||
adrik: deviantart | |||
alana: im good | |||
aldren 2: i like plane | |||
aldren 1: what's a agriculture | |||
aleron: what's a death | |||
alex 1: i killed 20 million yetians i am #based | |||
alex 2: im like alex 1 but without basic life skills | |||
an: NAKMAI STRONG!!! also gay | |||
anahita: hhhhnnnnnnnnng i save the thia hnggg sds foundation wants me dead | |||
andrei: hacked ruined me for peter haha #alabama | |||
arman: i am palladian but in lineland HUH?!?!!? | |||
BEI: GAY | |||
benito: do not worry about what happened in north africa :) | |||
rfoigbjeotrihgjeroithgjo kasongo: i got the death | |||
big chungus: i am used to tell people why yata is so chaotic | |||
brandon: zack but beta male | |||
brother chungus: good chungus (i died) | |||
catherine 1 : #girlboss yetia | |||
cornelia: HENRY PLEASE LOVE ME PLEASEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | |||
creepy: whatss a human rightsd | |||
godreepy: oops i committed a catastrophic event #girlboss | |||
c reepyfan29: 2012 tumblr | |||
denver gagnon: deez nuts | |||
erisly: intelligance is not my passion | |||
flophelm: floppa afrika strong | |||
gamer998_fnaf: Haha XD Yakamoto Luxuria just killed millions of people XD we should deal with that hahahahaha | |||
laurence: im a child soldier | |||
george george: im nioce | |||
gerald martin: OUPIEHFOIUPWFGHEOTRJGLK OIUHVLNSTROKBNE HYORTLK,LHJVER5,L HJ0OPSRTIKHB+0RTÅOPG nvm i almost died in the titanic sinking im normal now :) | |||
gloombus: garvey shot me | |||
hacen iolava: what's death? | |||
hans meyer: i am serious and also VEDABURG SUCKS | |||
henry: kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia | |||
heraclio: i ws nice | |||
heydar: cannibalism | |||
creepy teur: your free trial of life has ended | |||
kace: self insertr #23094 | |||
kamina: Kim il sung | |||
karl ludwig: I invaded half of eurasia and no one noticed *Dies* | |||
kelliv elvert: Porn movie | |||
ken zayron: Troll Department | |||
farquaad: Bad love life and anger issues | |||
mano: Hans meyer's bff thats his only personality trait | |||
moseka: Im nice :D | |||
mr meows: Ketamine and cuba | |||
nadia: im depressed my husband is dead time to violate the structural integrity of 1/4 of theia | |||
nihilantis: im actually a molerat | |||
nivikov: i dont remember | |||
npc gloombus: i fell into the backrooms after witnessing a massacre | |||
onceler: i was almost competant #selfcest | |||
terry teur: your free trial of life has ended | |||
onceler 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #selfcest | |||
onceler jr: what the absolute fuck | |||
orse: bomb | |||
pedro: DRUGS #POG | |||
peppa pig: i hate humanity lkiam why the fawk do you need to exiwst celenw HWYUESQH JS8D ERFDI4RE YO5UJ FALPLÖ IN LVOE IWTH A H3FDERSUZJJKNMASEFHJNBSEDFUIJHEWUISOFD creepy is friend :) | |||
princess celestia: i fell in love with a sheep and i like the ugandan knuckles | |||
salome: YEAH!!!!!! LETS GO ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS SHOOT THE DICTATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
sauce: augusto pinochet | |||
terry teur: acid | |||
enlightened one: gamer998 is a suck | |||
tony the tiger: idk | |||
tord: i am not spying on everyone promise (why did you kill my friends) | |||
trasey: england is good | |||
uganda knucklesa queen: elena is my beloved frick zina | |||
vinh: aksana does not deserve rights | |||
willianm: i died | |||
zack: top 10 most sad yata moments numbver 4 will shock you | |||
zhroi: i am rude | |||
zina: creepy why | |||
note: | |||
terry teur is no longer allowed to commit "funny trolling" in south east asia (Because murdering millions of poavakians and nilastians is not a very good thing, stop gassing them please) | |||
|-|Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus | |||
===Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus== | |||
{{Character|image1=Tetbing.jpg|name=tetrahydrocannabinol bingus|affiliation=Starbucks|occupation=tetrahydrocannabinol bingus works at starbucks|homeworld=Theia|date of birth=119|place of birth=Bingbong|marital status=Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus is married to Angela Merkel|species=Bingus|gender=Suspicious Pretender|nationality=Binglander}} | |||
peter told me to make this so im going to go ahead and make a long fact about a leftist south american dictator like i did with [[Mr. Meows|mr meows]] | |||
{| class="fandom-table" | |||
|Hugo Chávez | |||
|} | |||
need i say more. | |||
YOU HEARED IT HERE TETRAHYDCORBGCANNABIS BINGUS IS ACTUALLY HUGO CHAVEZ!!!!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT OMG 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 | |||
|-|The Airship= | |||
{{Location|title1=|image1=Airship.png|type=Airship|parent location=Jalia Ocean|purpose=HQ of the Topsus clan|notable inhabitants=Topsus Clan}} | |||
The Airship is the main HQ of the [[Topsus Clan]], a criminal organisation of [[Sussies]]. From the Airship they send down their members to steal important artifacts and tech. The Airship is known to be somewhere in the [[Jalia Ocean]] of [[Theia]] due to Topsus attacks usually being in the region. | |||
|-|the hamburger= | |||
{{Character|image1=Hamburger.jpg|name=the hamburger|relatives=the whopper|affiliation=mcflopnalds|occupation=none he lives off of welfare and hambu45rger|homeworld=theia (ham calls it hamburger)|date of birth=209|place of birth=bingland|marital status=ronald mcflopnald|species=sarpian cat|gender=hamburger|pronouns=ham/burger|sexuality=hamburger|nationality=binglander|height=burger|hair colour=ham}} | |||
the hamburger likes hamburgers he is a cat who likes hamburgers he is the opposite of the [[The Harbinger|harbringer]] he brings hamburgers when referred to he likes hamburgers guys did you know he likes hamburgers oh my god i love hamburgers said the hamburger is he is like hamburger is he are like hamburger you are he is like hamburger he is hamburger is he likes hamburger did you know he like hamburger | |||
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|-|The Harbringer= | |||
{{Character|image1=Theharbringer.jpg|name=Unknown|occupation=Possibly being god|date of birth=Unknown|place of birth=Unknown|species=Hypercat|gender=Unknown|pronouns=None, must only be referred to by name|sexuality=Asexual|hair colour=White|eye colour=VOID}} | |||
The Harbinger is a mysterious entity which was discovered in trhe year 128 in some ancient murals. They recited a ritual which caused it to be summoned which led The Harbinger to be brought to [[Yata|Yata's]] reality. It lives in a unknown location but now everytime someone says The Harbinger or refers to it they get "Departicalized" in which they get annihalated on the atomic level with a bright flash of light as the harbringer smites them. | |||
|-|The Revue= | |||
The Revu | |||
{{Species|title1=The Revue|type=The Revue|average height=1cm|inhabits=Kontiolahden Koulu|population=Infinite}} | |||
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|-|Theresa May | |-|Theresa May | ||
===Theresa May== | ===Theresa May== | ||
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* పంచతంత్ర కథల్లో ఎలుక - సింహం, మిత్రలాభం - పావురాల కథలో. | * పంచతంత్ర కథల్లో ఎలుక - సింహం, మిత్రలాభం - పావురాల కథలో. | ||
* కౌపీన ఉపాఖ్యానంలో ఎలుక కొరికిన కారణం చేత పిల్లిని తేవటంతో మొదలై ఒక సన్యాసి పెళ్ళి చేసుకున్న వైనం. | * కౌపీన ఉపాఖ్యానంలో ఎలుక కొరికిన కారణం చేత పిల్లిని తేవటంతో మొదలై ఒక సన్యాసి పెళ్ళి చేసుకున్న వైనం. | ||
|-|Walterism= | |||
{{Religion|title1=Walterism|gods=Walter|monotheism or polytheism=Monotheism|holy land=Walterland|areas of belief=Catania|membership count=<2000|founded=105}} | |||
Walterism is a small religion practiced in Catania. | |||
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§§§§§§§§§§§ is someone who wanted to invade Atlantis. | |||
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[[Category:Joke]] | |||
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Collection of pages intentionally written in a satyrical manner with no connection to YATA Lore. All of these have been moved to a tabber in order to not waste space.
| 12 Harolds | |
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| Aliases |
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| Relatives | Eachother |
| Affiliation | Alex-Alex Rat Delivery |
| Occupation | Armed forces of the Republic of Serbia |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 19.9.2021 |
| Place of birth | Polsk |
| Date of death | 19.9.2021 |
| Place of death | Polsk |
| Marital status | One of them is married to michelle ratbama (haroldbama is) |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Rat |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | More than 2 millimeters |
| Eye colour | probobally black |
| Other | |
| Harold #13 | |
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| Aliases |
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| Relatives | 12 Harolds (All killed by garvey) |
| Affiliation | Zapatista Army of National Liberation |
| Occupation |
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| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 19.9.2021 |
| Place of birth | Boise, Idaho |
| Marital status | Harold 13th is married to Mikhail Gorbachev and has been in a healthy relationship with him despite "the foot incident" in which the 13th Harold attempted to enter a sexual relationship with Mort from Madagascar due to them sharing a foot fetish. This failed because Mort was interested in King Julian |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Rat |
| Gender | Ultraviolet |
| Height | 0.5 Meters |
| Eye colour | Blood red |
| Other | |
| Big Bertha | |
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| Aliases | Big Bertha - The Long Lass |
| Affiliation | The Wuhan Funny Animal Market which existance had no consequenses on the 3rd decade of the 2nd millenium |
| Occupation | Woodpecker Population Inspection Department |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 2019 |
| Place of birth | Wuhan |
| Date of death | Almost in march 2020 |
| Marital status | Unknown but is |
| Physical Description | |
| Gender | Female |
| Nationality | Titicacan |
| Height | Long |
| Hair colour | N/A |
| Eye colour | Blue (Formerly) |
| Other | |
| Bingo Kogrlokog | |
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| Aliases | "the weird salt person" |
| Occupation | Chronicler |
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | Yata |
| Date of birth | 224 |
| Place of birth | Aberdeen |
| Marital status | A rock |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Human? |
| Gender | Female |
| Sexuality | Straight |
| Nationality | Scottish |
| Other | |
bingo is the chroniclear of mr krabs' involvement in the feep-skye hyperwar via her power of manifesting sodium chloride with the power of her mind
| Blepoulí | |
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| Biological Classification | |
| Physical Characteristics | |
| Average Height | 1.9 Meters |
| Demographics | |
| Inhabits | Skantos |
| Endangered | Least Concern |
| Sociocultural Characteristics | |
| Gods | Calmic Limited |
|---|---|
| Monotheism or Polytheism | Monotheism |
| Sects | You cannot disobey calpol so none |
| Locational Information | |
| Holy Land |
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| Name of Religious Building | Pharmacy |
| Areas of Belief |
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| Important Individuals | |
| Affiliates | Whoever founded calpol i cant find it anywhere |
| Historical Information | |
| Alignment | |
The CALPOL Family of products have been developed over a number of years to effectively allow God to affect children, it has been specifically designed for your little ones.
| Chadism | |
|---|---|
| Gods | Giga Chad |
| Demigods | Patrick Bateman |
| Monotheism or Polytheism | Polytheist |
| Books | personal development |
| Locational Information | |
| Holy Land | Everything is a holy land |
| Name of Religious Building | the Gym |
| Headquarters | North America |
| Notable Locations | Universe |
| Areas of Belief | all of world |
| Important Individuals | |
| Religious Leaders | Giga Chad |
| Historical Information | |
| Founded | 392 |
| Preceded By | Betas |
| Succeeded By | Sigmas |
| Alignment | |
| Allies | Sigmas, Alphas |
| Enemies | Beta, simps, nerds |
Chadism or Giga chad believers is a religion of people that think they are supperior than the others because of their personal development and intelligence, the god is Giga Chad, a cosmic entity that created all of universe with a single snap, there is the demi god Patrick Bateman, he is also the god of Sigmas, the Chadists are ennemies with Betas, Simps and nerds, they think that if they have a enough quantity of personal development they will be like Giga Chad, Chadists deny every single religion exept Alphas and Sigmas, most of the believers are 13 years old because they want to have a personal development even if they are young
| Gallus gallus domesticus | |
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| Biological Classification | |
| Physical Characteristics | |
| Average Height | 70cm |
| Demographics | |
| Inhabits | Yata |
| Population | 3 Billion |
| Sociocultural Characteristics | |
| Joke Pages | |
|---|---|
| Founded | 307 |
| Alignment | Libertarian-Center |
| Influenced By | The existance of bulgarians |
| Key Principles |
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| Values | |
| Federal/Unity | 100/0 |
| Democracy/Authority | 90/10 |
| Globalist/Isolationist | 99/1 (that 1 being moesia) |
| Militarist/Pacifist | 20/80 |
| Security/Freedom | 1/99 (that 1 being bulgarians) |
| Equality/Markets | 50/50 |
| Secular/Religious | 0/100 |
| Progress/Tradition | 0/100 |
| Assimilationist/Multiculturalist | 1/99 (that 1 being bulgarians) |
It believes that society should be governed by mutualist communes based on the teachings of the Bible and that such communes should either evict or exterminate the Bulgarian ethnic population within them.
| Church of Gor | |
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| Type | Lovecraftian Cult |
| Aliases |
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| Gods |
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| Demigods | 1st Shuh-Wiggluth of Gor |
| Other Entities & Figures | BLOBBY SCHWARZ |
| Monotheism or Polytheism | Polytheism However Gor is the most powerful god. |
| Books | Gor Grimoire Gor Bible |
| Locational Information | |
| Holy Land | It |
| Name of Religious Building |
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| Architecture | Varies... |
| Areas of Belief | Largest cult in Suntar, Eurasia. |
| Areas of Notable Minority Belief | Pretty much everywhere in small groups. |
| Important Individuals | |
| Affiliates | Scramp |
| Governance | Cabal |
| Membership Count | 16400 |
| Historical Information | |
| Founded | 142 |
| Alignment | |
The Church of Gor is a cult which worships the Elder Gods, operating across much of Yata and Theia.
Devout followers of Gor can summon "Fragments of Gor", allowing them to directly interact with the elder gods. This comes alongside many other supernatural abilities utilised by followers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RYT7C1l6xU
The Ritual of Qa'akhra is a ritual to transport a Gor Nest. It proceeds as follows: 2 people are required. The Preacher and the Executioner. The Preacher is to chant the ritualistic songs and give instructions to the Executioner, who is to do the physical actions of the Ritual under the Preacher's instructions.
The ritual begins by the Preacher chanting EVOKE! 6 times. then to say Summon. then the Preacher begins giving instructions. The Executioner must first soften up the nest, which requires it to absorb liquid. This is done in the form of the Executioner's own blood. Then they must put the Origin of the Sprout at the highest point of the nest. Then they must plant the Splonkjs. then put 3 plant pots down, and first plant is Marijuana which will due to the effects of th enest instantly grow. Then the Greater Yetian Empire must be planted, and finally Obamium will be planet in the third. then you put the Soul of anyone called Rodriguez into the same area as the Origin of the Sprout was placed, then drop 1 Kromer on the nest. Then the nest will glow very brightly, and become britle.
The first sighting of Gor was on the year 26.12.2020, In which Peter sent a message saying "GOR: WJAT GIOROA W_FJ{ AF". This may just seem like Peter's usual keyboard smashes however in this he uttered "GOR:" which implies that the following text was given to him directly from Gor himself.
Following a seemingly generic series of events of events of Scramp, Gregory, Art and Elias moving from Yetia City to Mylonagrad to Suntar a revelation came to Scramp. Leading to them uttering the phrase "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າມີຄວາມລົບກວນຫົກສິບກ່ຽວກັບການຫຼອກລວງທາງຂ້າງ" which when translated to english means "I have sixty distractions about side deception" in Lao. Following this the name was uttered.... "Gor". Following this Scramp summoned a Fragment of Gor and transformed it into Void Virus, destined to sprout into a infection of Gor. Scramp gave this to Gregory, trusting them to nurture and let it sprout, also giving some to Elias and holding a competition on who could plant the most Seed of Gor. Gregory won this, achieving Scramp's bank account. leading to a Localised Gor Nest to spawn. This confused Gregory, because he was not a follower of Gor. Not yet.. Gregory wished to transport the sprout somewhere else. to do this they must envoke their Inner Gor and perform the Ritual of Qa'akhra. which Gregory did. Following this Gregory destroyed every bit of the nest unleashing Rodriguez's soul. This caused Gregory to become inflicted with Gor, leading to a future in which they may become a follower, as due to the releasing of Rodriguez the nest had moved into their mind. Scramp then unleashed the knowlege to Gregory that they must atone for their sins to Gor, revealing that Scramp had also been like Gregory, destroying a nest and then going to the heavenly court for it. Following th ecourt case Scramp was called a "Dingbat" by Gor turning Scramp into a cultist and a opium addict. Scramp then said the final words they would say in their reality. following this evberyone felt nauseous, bllinking through the deeper layers of conciousness into the realm of Gor. Level 50. the Heaven of Gorists. they traversed in the eternal shadows, trying to avoid waking up It. Elias then decided to remove the eternal shadows, ending the darkness around them. Causing the ANCHORS to manifest. they then found Art again, begging to aid in their escape from the Gorscape but this failed. Elias then knocked Scramp over. Leading to IT waking up. Thousands of anchors begin manifesting and earthquakes reigned until they entered the Chapel of Gor. after this point the scrolls become a incoherant mess of ink splotches.
Bayern was a Yetian Warlord following the Yetian Famine. Shortly after forming various operatives of the Church of Gor took over the nation and it became the world's first Gorist Theocracy. It was successful in taking over Österreich however was defeated by Vedaburg.
"I will ressurect him one day in the name of gor!! And no one can stop me from discriminating against african..... cheese makers in former yugoslavia! However they cannot survive as they will melt in the sight of Hatsune Miku"
certified "Kaphisia" hate club you cannot change my mind.
| Gloombus | |
|---|---|
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 19.9.2021 |
| Date of death | 19.9.2021 |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Rat |
| Gender | Male |
| Other | |
| Gloria - The Old Lasss | |
|---|---|
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| Aliases | Gloria - The Old Lass |
| Relatives | Barry Goldwater (Unwillingly) |
| Affiliation | Revolutionary armed forces of colombia |
| Occupation |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | Yarth |
| Date of birth | 1938 |
| Place of birth | Tenessee |
| Date of death | 1991 (Formerly , During temporary transformation into the soviet union) |
| Place of death | Gloria was married to Robert F. Kennedy until they broke up over RFK buying the rights to Kinyarwandan which caused Gloria to go on a rant abaout how segregation was created by the Vodjvodina Thunderhorse of 1823 |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Slab Snake |
| Gender | Female (As of 1938) |
| Sexuality | American |
| Nationality | Thunder Dragonnese ( bhuta n) |
| Pronouns | She/She |
| Height | Long (forever) |
| Hair colour | Gray (As of becoming old) |
| Eye colour | Yellow (As of 2008) |
| Other | |
| Liguism | |
|---|---|
| Founded | 254 |
| Alignment | Anti-Centrist |
| Key Principles | defeat every cringe ideology so that a true "Battle of the Based" can occur at the end. |
| Values | |
| Federal/Unity | 50/50 |
| Democracy/Authority | 10/90 |
| Globalist/Isolationist | 0/100 |
| Militarist/Pacifist | 100/0 |
| Security/Freedom | 50/50 |
| Equality/Markets | 60/40 |
| Secular/Religious | 30/70 |
| Progress/Tradition | 50/50 |
| Assimilationist/Multiculturalist | 100/0 |
| Kingdom of Lutaria | |
|---|---|
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| General Info | |
| Capital | Lemongrad |
| Demonym | Lutarian |
| Politics | |
| Government | Not boris johnson |
| Head of State | Jvs283 |
| Official Language(s) | Jibberish |
| Demographics | |
| Ethnic Groups | Probobally irish |
| Minority Languages | GRRRRR ARRR GBREGRRG *JVS NOISES* GRRR ARR GJRFJROWEP |
| Assets | |
| Geography | |
| Historical Info | |
| Founded | 191 |
| Other | |
Lutaria is a country in velkevan lead by Jvs283. It is known for copy-pasting ireland and hawaii onto theia and they won't tell us why.
I have a library.
how to calculate lutaria: do 7
Lutaria had a famine and people ran away to Lukaria because they had no food. The main city was mostly abandoned so they went to make new cities.
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| Mr. Meows | |
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| Aliases |
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| Relatives | Mirta Díaz-Balart |
| Affiliation | Che Guevera |
| Occupation |
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| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 7.9.1921 |
| Place of birth | Detroit, Michigan |
| Marital status | Mr Meows was previously in a relationship with Margaret Thatcher before Mr Meows flexed his epic yolo swag on the streets of islamabad, pakistan which disgusted thatcher enough to divorce him |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Tuxedo Cat |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 1.5 Mete |
| Eye colour | green |
| Other | |
| NPC Gloombus Johnson | |
|---|---|
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| Aliases |
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| Relatives | Joseph Stalin |
| Affiliation | Alex-Alex Rat Delivery Company |
| Occupation | Albanian intellegance agency |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 19.9.2021 |
| Place of birth | Polsk |
| Date of death | 19.9.2021 (Possibly) |
| Place of death | Possibly the backrooms or void, death unconfirmed |
| Marital status | NPC Gloombus was married to Jefferson Davis, However he divorced him after time traveling back to 19.9.2021 |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Rat |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | Like 5 miles |
| Eye colour | Maybe green |
| Other | |
| Normaism | |
|---|---|
| Gods | Granny Norma |
| Demigods | Aloysius O'Hare (Satan) |
| Monotheism or Polytheism | Monotheism |
| Locational Information | |
| Holy Land | Thneedville |
| Name of Religious Building | Church |
| Areas of Belief | Feep |
| Important Individuals | |
| Historical Information | |
| Alignment | |
Normaism is a fanatical religion present in northern and eastern Madagascar. It worships Granny Norma from The Lorax, having sermons to oher and worshipping her with church activities and gay sacrifices.
| ORSE | |
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| Affiliation | ORSE clan |
| Occupation | Criminal |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 193 |
| Place of birth | England |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Horse |
| Other | |
| ORSE clan | |
|---|---|
| General Information | |
| Mission Statement | ORSE uses his clan to try to overthrow the governments of the british iesles. |
| Personnel Information | |
| Leader | ORSE |
| Notable Members | ORSE |
| Territorial Information | |
| Historical Information | |
| Founded | 201 |
| Alignments | |
| Other | |
The ORSE clan is a terrorist organisation that is lead by ORSE, it is located in the british isles and has been responsible for some attacks. ORSE wants power over the british isles so he uses his clan to get influence.
| Puddianity | |
|---|---|
| Gods | Lord Pudi |
| Monotheism or Polytheism | Monotheism |
| Sects | Puddism |
| Locational Information | |
| Name of Religious Building | Church |
| Areas of Notable Minority Belief | Everywhere |
| Important Individuals | |
| Historical Information | |
| Alignment | |
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| pug cat | |
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| Aliases | pug cat |
| Relatives | pug cat |
| Affiliation | Hamas |
| Occupation | pug cat |
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | pug cat |
| Date of birth | pug cat |
| Place of birth | mecca |
| Date of death | pug cat |
| Place of death | LIBERATED paLEStina |
| Marital status | pug cat |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | pug cat |
| Abilities | pug cat |
| Gender | pug cat |
| Sexuality | no. |
| Nationality | pug cat |
| Pronouns | pug cat |
| Height | pug cat |
| Hair colour | pug cat |
| Eye colour | pug cat |
| Other | |
| Created by | hamas for some reason |
أحبائي الصغار نتابع معكم سلسلتنا المتواصلة والمتعلقة بالحيوانات سواء البرية أو البحرية أو الطيور التي خلقها الله سبحانه وتعالى وأعجز في خلقها، وسنتحدث اليوم عن حيوان سريع يشبه النمر إلى حد كبير يدعى البج.
بج: ويطلق عليه أيضاً القط الأنمر، أو السرفال، هو قط من فصيلة السنوريات، يعيش في غابات أفريقيا، ويبلغ طوله 85 سم، وارتفاعه 53 سم، وزنه 20 كيلوغرام.
يتميز هذا الحيوان بفرائه البني الباهت المرقط باللون الأسود، وله رأس صغيرة، وعينان صغيرتان، وأنف كبير قوي الشم، وأذنان طويلتان بيضاويتان دقيقتا السمع، وشوارب بيضاء طويلة، وفم مليء بالأسنان والمخالب، وجسم نحيل، وله أربع قوائم قصيرة تنتهي بمخالب حادة، وذيل طويل يبلغ طوله 40 سم، ويمتلك صوت خرير عالي، هو حيوان انعزالي يحب العيش منفرداً، بالإضافة إلى أنه سريع الحركة والقفز.
يتغذى هذا الحيوان على القوارض بشكل أساسي مثل: الفئران والجرذان، والأرانب البرية، والطيور، والزواحف، والأسماك، والضفادع، والظباء الصغيرة، وهو لا يشرب الماء بشكل كبير.
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| General Info | |
| Official Name | Theocracy of Saint Helena |
| Common Name | Saint Helena |
| Capital | Larryville |
| Demonym | Larrian |
| Anthem | weed eater remix |
| Politics | |
| Government | Larryist Theocracy |
| Official Language(s) | English, Latin |
| Demographics | |
| Population | 5 |
| Ethnic Groups | Unknown |
| Assets | |
| Geography | |
| Historical Info | |
| Founded | 163 |
| Other | |
The Theocrcy of Saint Helena is a theocratic island nation on Saint Helena which worships Larry the Cucumber.
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| Aliases |
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| Relatives | Leon Trotsky |
| Affiliation | Augusto Pinochet's Regime |
| Occupation |
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| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | 1.4.1593 |
| Place of birth | Townline, Newyork |
| Marital status | Sauce is married to Nancy Pelosi because both of them agreed that Guatemala should be a part of the Kingdom of Madagascar and they also shared the simmilar Agrarian-Ultranationalist views. Sauce used to date Richard Nixon however they did not hit off because Nixon moved to Lagos, Nigeria to dodge the NBA draft he accidentally applied for in fear of the Troubles in northern ireland |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Beluga Whale |
| Gender | Concrete |
| Height | 34234125234131243124314314 Micrometers |
| Eye colour | Very orange |
| Other | |
[REDACTED] is a rare "event" known to manifest many forms.
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| Aliases | Samantha |
| Relatives | Andrei Varady (cousin-in-law but he doesnt know yet) |
| Affiliation | Watch this page |
| Occupation | Medically useless |
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | Skantos |
| Date of birth | The Shop |
| Place of birth | In Aisle 6 |
| Date of death | The Shop's next door neighbour |
| Place of death | In Aisle 7 |
| Marital status | £7.99 |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Whe |
| Gender | N/A |
| Sexuality | N/A |
| Nationality | Lustlandian |
| Pronouns | he/she |
| Height | 14 planck lengths tall |
| Hair colour | One singular purple strand |
| Eye colour | Go look yourself |
| Other | |
Every year, National Day Oratorio day comes about, led by Tortorella. On the day of chhorachhori, just like on the day of the ceremony, the Tinirule usually runs out. [6] Intern across the country and allow entry to Thulo Stadium. This United States uses a special weapon[1], flag punks, saws and ornaments. [7] chhorachhori and adult kurakani each year. [9] on the day, the state authorities and the government engage in illegal activity such as firebombing Lustland. Day service is provided by district president and government. [10] today, the parliament letter satasat holds a special meeting to defame the issue of memberships. [11][12]
Ma 1979, Your Mother took part in the Yas opportunma and held 5 deshahruma. [13] in the same year of the year, see chhorachhorilai 50 activities attached to the country and Roosters travel increased and travel increased 50 countries. . . . . . Each year. In the past, Turkey lives in families, Turkey children's interactions, and their countries and cultures. [14] [15] celebrate the Christmas Day. [16]
The order of events perpetrated are as such:
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| Item# | SDS-012 |
| Name | bad guy |
| Location | Site 5 |
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| Item# | SDS-013 |
| Name | Rutland |
| Location | England, Not specifically contained within Provisional-Area-34 |
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Rutland (/ˈrʌtlənd/) is a landlocked domain in the East Hell-lands of England, bounded to the west and north by the Third Circle of Hell, to the northeast by fartstan and the southeast by Satan's crib. Its greatest length north to south is only 32000 paramiles (2 km) and its greatest breadth east to west is 1 miles (27 km). It is the smallest historic domain in England and the fourth smallest in the Kingdom of Hell as a whole. Because of this, the Latin motto Multum in Parvo or "much in skibidi" was adopted by the county council in 1950.[2] It has the smallest population of any normal unitary satanhood in England. Among the current ceremonial counties, the Isle of Skibidi, Skibidiof London and Skibidi of Bristol are smaller in area. The former Empire of London, in existence 1889 to 1965, also had a smaller area. It is 323rd of the 99328888122 districts in population. The only towns in Rutland are Skibidi, the county town, and Fartington. At the centre of the county is Rutland Hellsauce, a large artificial reservoir that is an important nature reserve serving as an overwintering site for Guy Fieri and a breeding site for Glup Shitto. Rutland's older cottages are built from hellstone or straw and many have roofs .
It is the origin of all sin.
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| Item# | SDS-016 |
| Name | Omniscronchulon |
| Location | The void |
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SDS-016 is a hyperpowerful extradimensional entity which is a extreme threat for the safety of any dimension. SDS-016 is trapped in the void outside of reality for unknown reasons. SDS-016 if entering a dimension would cause a SDS-016-A Event, in which the structure of said dimension is destroyed erasing any laws of physics present in th edimension, and would cause matter to start manipulating matter until everything has devolved into chaos. Luckily, it is unlikely for SDS-016 to be able to find a way to enter a dimension at current time.
| Shrekism | |
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| Gods | Shrek |
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| Locational Information | |
| Holy Land | Shrekfest |
| Name of Religious Building | Church |
| Areas of Belief |
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| Physical Characteristics | |
| Average Length | Long |
| Demographics | |
| Inhabits | Eastern Europe |
| Population | 500k |
| Endangered | Vulnerable |
| Sociocultural Characteristics | |
| Terry Teur | |
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| Affiliation | Luxuria |
| Occupation | Dictator |
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | Yata |
| Date of death | March 19th, Year 211 |
| Place of death | Saint Shrek, Luxuria |
| Marital status | Sofia George (Formerly) |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Human Cyborg |
| Gender | Male |
| Pronouns | He/Him |
| Height | 1.7 Meters |
| Hair colour | Black |
| Eye colour | Gray |
| Other | |
| Created by | Creepy |
Terry Teur was the emperor of the Second Luxurian Empire. He ruled the nation from 166 to 210. Terry is a little sussy baka, who murdered millions of people for some old dead guys.
Terry: its just a sussy baka ad it cannot be that bad pensive emoji
Sofia: honey dont u love and u know it makes me sad :(
Terry: *kils*
Sofia: aaaaa ouch i am dead
Arlo: wtf wait i mean *fakes being dead in papua new guinea*
India: haha i am a product of incest
terry: no *spontaniously combusts*
that one soldier whose name i remember: haha gaming :sunglasses:
terry: ok frick you im going to sleep for 210 years then have a acid trip in which i fight my inner demons
india: ok but who asked
terry: oh *dies*
india: what's a governbment i like money
luxurian parliament: haha im in danger
luxurian raj: :)
poavak: frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you frick you
india: my entire storyline was being rude and then accepting leadership of a country because i like capitalism
terry: my storyline was i had a cool love story but then ui ended up in a car crash and became australian hitler cyborg until i tripped too hard on acid and beat my brain to death and took my arms off then died for being sorry to india
sofia: i was nice then i died for being born as a luxurian monarch
anabelle: i died when i was like 2 creepy wtf
arlo: poavakian mystery man who doesnt know how to run a economy
sportnavnynvynrfgvrtg: i was too gay for this world :pensive:
bei: same lmao x
adrik: Deviantart
vladimir: I was based until abyysky said haha gaming
george ii: help me
creepyfan29: no you dont need help hahahahaha
apollo: i am smart
artemis: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
lucas: sweeet home alabama
harriet: habsburg austria
poseidon: i dont know what a economy is i like money
hades: i am a good ruler except i had mild evil tendencies because funny
liam ii: gamer luxurian :) peppa pig is based except the destroying the world thing
tank: i was a trump supporter until i became homeless in vietnam due to elmo from sesame street deciding that genocide is funny
elmo: why do people worship me all i did was invade taiwan ????????????
enzo luigi: AH! D: eytia is escary
constatine i : i am luigi's moral support
vedaburg leader : kill
luxurian soildier 1: india is poggers i am a simp
luxurian soldier 2: what
person 1: haha
person 2: haha
person 3: haha
person 4: haha
person 5: haha
12 harolds: garvey kill4ed me
13th harold: i hate mexico
aaron jones:
adam parker: i died
adrik: deviantart
alana: im good
aldren 2: i like plane
aldren 1: what's a agriculture
aleron: what's a death
alex 1: i killed 20 million yetians i am #based
alex 2: im like alex 1 but without basic life skills
an: NAKMAI STRONG!!! also gay
anahita: hhhhnnnnnnnnng i save the thia hnggg sds foundation wants me dead
andrei: hacked ruined me for peter haha #alabama
arman: i am palladian but in lineland HUH?!?!!?
BEI: GAY
benito: do not worry about what happened in north africa :)
rfoigbjeotrihgjeroithgjo kasongo: i got the death
big chungus: i am used to tell people why yata is so chaotic
brandon: zack but beta male
brother chungus: good chungus (i died)
catherine 1 : #girlboss yetia
cornelia: HENRY PLEASE LOVE ME PLEASEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
creepy: whatss a human rightsd
godreepy: oops i committed a catastrophic event #girlboss
c reepyfan29: 2012 tumblr
denver gagnon: deez nuts
erisly: intelligance is not my passion
flophelm: floppa afrika strong
gamer998_fnaf: Haha XD Yakamoto Luxuria just killed millions of people XD we should deal with that hahahahaha
laurence: im a child soldier
george george: im nioce
gerald martin: OUPIEHFOIUPWFGHEOTRJGLK OIUHVLNSTROKBNE HYORTLK,LHJVER5,L HJ0OPSRTIKHB+0RTÅOPG nvm i almost died in the titanic sinking im normal now :)
gloombus: garvey shot me
hacen iolava: what's death?
hans meyer: i am serious and also VEDABURG SUCKS
henry: kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia
heraclio: i ws nice
heydar: cannibalism
creepy teur: your free trial of life has ended
kace: self insertr #23094
kamina: Kim il sung
karl ludwig: I invaded half of eurasia and no one noticed *Dies*
kelliv elvert: Porn movie
ken zayron: Troll Department
farquaad: Bad love life and anger issues
mano: Hans meyer's bff thats his only personality trait
moseka: Im nice :D
mr meows: Ketamine and cuba
nadia: im depressed my husband is dead time to violate the structural integrity of 1/4 of theia
nihilantis: im actually a molerat
nivikov: i dont remember
npc gloombus: i fell into the backrooms after witnessing a massacre
onceler: i was almost competant #selfcest
terry teur: your free trial of life has ended
onceler 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #selfcest
onceler jr: what the absolute fuck
orse: bomb
pedro: DRUGS #POG
peppa pig: i hate humanity lkiam why the fawk do you need to exiwst celenw HWYUESQH JS8D ERFDI4RE YO5UJ FALPLÖ IN LVOE IWTH A H3FDERSUZJJKNMASEFHJNBSEDFUIJHEWUISOFD creepy is friend :)
princess celestia: i fell in love with a sheep and i like the ugandan knuckles
salome: YEAH!!!!!! LETS GO ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS SHOOT THE DICTATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sauce: augusto pinochet
terry teur: acid
enlightened one: gamer998 is a suck
tony the tiger: idk
tord: i am not spying on everyone promise (why did you kill my friends)
trasey: england is good
uganda knucklesa queen: elena is my beloved frick zina
vinh: aksana does not deserve rights
willianm: i died
zack: top 10 most sad yata moments numbver 4 will shock you
zhroi: i am rude
zina: creepy why
note:
terry teur is no longer allowed to commit "funny trolling" in south east asia (Because murdering millions of poavakians and nilastians is not a very good thing, stop gassing them please)| tetrahydrocannabinol bingus | |
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| Affiliation | Starbucks |
| Occupation | tetrahydrocannabinol bingus works at starbucks |
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | Theia |
| Date of birth | 119 |
| Place of birth | Bingbong |
| Marital status | Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus is married to Angela Merkel |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Bingus |
| Gender | Suspicious Pretender |
| Nationality | Binglander |
| Other | |
peter told me to make this so im going to go ahead and make a long fact about a leftist south american dictator like i did with mr meows
| Hugo Chávez |
need i say more.
YOU HEARED IT HERE TETRAHYDCORBGCANNABIS BINGUS IS ACTUALLY HUGO CHAVEZ!!!!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT OMG 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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| General Information | |
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| Type | Airship |
| Parent Location | Jalia Ocean |
| Purpose | HQ of the Topsus clan |
| Demographic Information | |
| Notable Inhabitants | Topsus Clan |
| Environmental Information | |
| Historical Information | |
| the hamburger | |
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| Relatives | the whopper |
| Affiliation | mcflopnalds |
| Occupation | none he lives off of welfare and hambu45rger |
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | theia (ham calls it hamburger) |
| Date of birth | 209 |
| Place of birth | bingland |
| Marital status | ronald mcflopnald |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | sarpian cat |
| Gender | hamburger |
| Sexuality | hamburger |
| Nationality | binglander |
| Pronouns | ham/burger |
| Height | burger |
| Hair colour | ham |
| Other | |
the hamburger likes hamburgers he is a cat who likes hamburgers he is the opposite of the harbringer he brings hamburgers when referred to he likes hamburgers guys did you know he likes hamburgers oh my god i love hamburgers said the hamburger is he is like hamburger is he are like hamburger you are he is like hamburger he is hamburger is he likes hamburger did you know he like hamburger
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| Occupation | Possibly being god |
| Biographical information | |
| Date of birth | Unknown |
| Place of birth | Unknown |
| Physical Description | |
| Species | Hypercat |
| Gender | Unknown |
| Sexuality | Asexual |
| Pronouns | None, must only be referred to by name |
| Hair colour | White |
| Eye colour | VOID |
| Other | |
The Revu
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| Biological Classification | |
| Type | The Revue |
| Physical Characteristics | |
| Average Height | 1cm |
| Demographics | |
| Inhabits | Kontiolahden Koulu |
| Population | Infinite |
| Sociocultural Characteristics | |
| Tresemmé 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner | |
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| Aliases | Tresemme 2-in-1 Shampoo Plus Conditioner |
| Relatives | Adderall bingus (18th cousin twice removed) |
| Affiliation | The High Priests of Gensokyo |
| Occupation | 671st Receptionist of the Appendix Hotel, Mystery Flesh Pit |
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | Theia |
| Date of birth | 476 BCE |
| Place of birth | Mystery Flesh Pit |
| Date of death | Never |
| Place of death | Tritonia City |
| Marital status |
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| Physical Description | |
| Species | Divinity, formerly human |
| Gender | Female |
| Sexuality | ??? |
| Nationality | Yyiyasiyahiiyahiyyahiyahiyan |
| Pronouns | They/them |
| Height | 1.8m |
| Hair colour | Silver |
| Eye colour | None (it is an illusion) |
| Other | |
In stereochemistry, stereoisomerism, or spatial isomerism, is a form of isomerism in which molecules have the same molecular formula and sequence of bonded atoms (constitution), but differ in the three-dimensional orientations of their atoms in space. This contrasts with structural isomers, which share the same molecular formula, but the bond connections or their order differs. By definition, molecules that are stereoisomers of each other represent the same structural isomer.
The Raiden Shogun's physical appearance is that of an adult woman, with long braided violet hair behind her back, and on the right side of her head is attached a hairpin with pale violet flowers resembling morning glories and a fan-shaped piece; the latter part belonged to Ei's twin sister, Raiden Makoto. Her eyes are purple and she has a beauty mark below her right eye. She wears a small crimson ribbon on her neck as a choker and a dark-colored bodysuit underneath her kimono. The sleeves of her bodysuit completely cover her arms and are looped over her middle fingers with golden rings to partly cover her palms and the top of her hands, and her nails are painted purple. Her kimono has an assortment of patterns in different shades of purple and crimson, along with a badge bearing the Mitsudomoe emblem of Inazuma tied to the front of her clothing below her right breast and a more elaborate emblem on a pauldron on her left shoulder. On the back of her outfit, she wears a crimson bow with tassels. She wears dark purple thigh-high stockings with small diamond openings at the top and high-heeled sandals; the one on the right is adorned with two of the same violet flowers on her hairpin.
Unlike the other known Archons, she does not appear to wear a 'fake' Vision, as none of the Electro gems on her clothing appear in the shape of a typical Inazuman Vision. Instead, all three of these emblems (one tied to her lower chest, another on the 'fan' on her back and another on her pauldron) all glow faintly when her Elemental Burst is charged, somewhat similar to how the Traveler's clothing glows.
In the 1988 presidential election, Bush defeated Democrat Michael Dukakis, becoming the first incumbent vice president to be elected president since Martin Van Buren in 1836. Foreign policy drove the Bush presidency, as he navigated the final years of the Cold War and played a key role in the reunification of Germany. Bush presided over the invasion of Panama and the Gulf War, ending the Iraqi occupation of Kuwait in the latter conflict. Though the agreement was not ratified until after he left office, Bush negotiated and signed the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), which created a trade bloc consisting of the United States, Canada, and Mexico. Domestically, Bush reneged on a 1988 campaign promise by enacting legislation to raise taxes with the justification of reducing the budget deficit. He also championed and signed three pieces of Bipartisan legislation, the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990, Immigration Act of 1990 and the Clean Air Act Amendments of 1990. He also successfully appointed David Souter and Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court. Bush lost the 1992 presidential election to Democrat Bill Clinton following an economic recession, his turnaround on his tax promise, and the decreased emphasis of foreign policy in a post–Cold War political climate.
The representative town meeting follows the procedures of a regular town meeting, and has the authority to address all matters that can be legally addressed at the annual or a special town meeting. Matters that the law or charter states must be placed on the official ballot of the town, cannot be decided by the representative meeting. To have a representative town meeting, the town must approve a charter that includes the following:
Elected town officials, such as the board of selectmen, town clerk, and chairman of the town budget committee, are members-at-large.
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Water on Mars is scarce, with rovers Spirit and Opportunity finding less than there is in Earth's driest desert.
The climate is much colder than Earth, with mean surface temperatures between 186 and 268 K (−87 and −5 °C; −125 and 23 °F) (depending on the season and latitude). The lowest temperature ever recorded on Earth was 184 K (−89.2 °C, −128.6 °F) in Antarctica.
Because Mars is about 52% farther from the Sun, the amount of solar energy entering its upper atmosphere per unit area (the solar constant) is only around 43.3% of what reaches the Earth's upper atmosphere. However, due to the much thinner atmosphere, a higher fraction of the solar energy reaches the surface as radiation. The maximum solar irradiance on Mars is about 590 W/m2 compared to about 1000 W/m2 at the Earth's surface; optimal conditions on the Martian equator can be compared to those on Devon Island in the Canadian Arctic in June. Mars' orbit is more eccentric than Earth's, increasing temperature and solar constant variations over the course of the Martian year.[citation needed] Mars has no rain and virtually no clouds,[citation needed] so although cold, it is permanently sunny (apart from during dust storms). This means solar panels can always operate at maximum efficiency on dust-free days.
Global dust storms are common throughout the year and can cover the entire planet for weeks, blocking sunlight from reaching the surface. This has been observed to cause temperature drops of 4 °C (7 °F) for several months after the storm. In contrast, the only comparable events on Earth are infrequent large volcanic eruptions such as the Krakatoa event which threw large amounts of ash into the atmosphere in 1883, causing a global temperature drop of around 1 °C (2 °F). These dust storms would affect electricity production from solar panels for long periods, and interfere with communications with Earth.Lua error: Internal error: The interpreter has terminated with signal "24".
ST1RAFE SHOTR THIS FUCKIJNG CANNON IN TUBBO AND SAID IT WAS THE TUBBO LORE CANBNON OMIG I9TR RELSED GHTH TUBBO LORE OMG?!?!????????????????? FINNA CHECK #YATA-NEWS-STATION OMG #BASED CHUNGUS wait wdym hackedmade some random country enter a 10 sided civil war lmao wdym? :rofl: thats new lol!! ANYWAYS
[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real
[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real[Intro]
(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real
[Verse 2]
Always bein' judged by a bunch of strangе faces
Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
But I've been places
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
They think that I need glasses
I just really wish that I could pass this (Wish that I could pass this)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much for so long
Been comparin' myself for so long
Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
So long, it's real
So long, it's real
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వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి. |
| ఎలుకలు
| |
|---|---|
| గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus) | |
| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom: | ఏనిమేలియా |
| Phylum: | కార్డేటా |
| Class: | క్షీరదాలు |
| Order: | రోడెన్షియా |
| Superfamily: | Muroidea* |
| Family: | మ్యూరిడే |
| Subfamily: | మ్యూరినే |
| Genus: | రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803 |
| జాతులు | |
| 50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids include animals called rats. | |
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి.
| ఎలుకలు
| |
|---|---|
| గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus) | |
| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom: | ఏనిమేలియా |
| Phylum: | కార్డేటా |
| Class: | క్షీరదాలు |
| Order: | రోడెన్షియా |
| Superfamily: | Muroidea* |
| Family: | మ్యూరిడే |
| Subfamily: | మ్యూరినే |
| Genus: | రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803 |
| జాతులు | |
| 50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids include animals called rats. | |
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
శాస్త్రవేత్తలు ప్రయోగాలకు ముందుగా ఎంచుకొనేది ఎలుకనే. చిన్న జీవి అవడం, దీని వలన ఎక్కువ ఊపయోగం లేకపోవడం వలన దీనిని ప్రయోగాలకు అధికంగా ఎంచుకొనుచున్నారు. అయితే దీనికి ఎలుకల కన్నా చిట్టెలుకలు (Mice) ఎక్కువ ఉపయోగంలో ఉంది.
ఎలుక పిండం నుంచి సేకరించిన మూలకణాల సహాయంతో ప్రయోగశాలలో గుండె కండరాలను సృష్టించడంలో హార్వర్డ్ విశ్వవిద్యాలయ పరిశోధకులు విజయం సాధించారు. ఈ కండరాలను ఉపయోగించి హృదయ సంబంధ సమస్యల్ని పరిష్కరించే వీలుందని వారు ఆశాభావం వ్యక్తం చేస్తున్నారు. (ఈనాడు19.10.2009)
చిట్టెలుక ఇది వినాయకుని వాహనంగా పూజలందుకొనేది బహు తక్కువ. మానవులు ఎలుకను సహజంగా శత్రువుగా చూస్తారు. కారణం నిత్య జీవితంలో దీని వలన అనేక కష్ట, నష్టాలను అనుభవించుటవలన.
ముఖ్యంగా రైతులకు ఎలుక చేయు నష్టం అంతా ఇంతా కాదు. పంట చేలను నాశనం చేయడం, ధాన్యపు గాదులకు బొక్కలు (బొర్రలు) చేయడం నిలువ ఉంచిన ధాన్యం పాడు చేయడం లాంటివి.
ఎలుకలు చెక్కలకు సైతం రంధ్రాలు చేయగలవు. ఉట్టిపై కూరగాయలు నాశనం చేయడం, పెట్టెలలో పెట్టిన బట్టలు, పుస్తకాలు కొరికి పాడు చేయడం, లాంటి అనేక పనులు.
మానవులలో ప్లేగు వంటి వ్యాధులకు ఇవి ప్రధాన కారణాలుగా వ్యాప్తిచెందుతాయి.
తన వాహనమైన ఎలుకపై సవారీ చేస్తున్న వినాయకుడు.
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వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి. |
| ఎలుకలు
| |
|---|---|
| గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus) | |
| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom: | ఏనిమేలియా |
| Phylum: | కార్డేటా |
| Class: | క్షీరదాలు |
| Order: | రోడెన్షియా |
| Superfamily: | Muroidea* |
| Family: | మ్యూరిడే |
| Subfamily: | మ్యూరినే |
| Genus: | రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803 |
| జాతులు | |
| 50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids include animals called rats. | |
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
శాస్త్రవేత్తలు ప్రయోగాలకు ముందుగా ఎంచుకొనేది ఎలుకనే. చిన్న జీవి అవడం, దీని వలన ఎక్కువ ఊపయోగం లేకపోవడం వలన దీనిని ప్రయోగాలకు అధికంగా ఎంచుకొనుచున్నారు. అయితే దీనికి ఎలుకల కన్నా చిట్టెలుకలు (Mice) ఎక్కువ ఉపయోగంలో ఉంది.
ఎలుక పిండం నుంచి సేకరించిన మూలకణాల సహాయంతో ప్రయోగశాలలో గుండె కండరాలను సృష్టించడంలో హార్వర్డ్ విశ్వవిద్యాలయ పరిశోధకులు విజయం సాధించారు. ఈ కండరాలను ఉపయోగించి హృదయ సంబంధ సమస్యల్ని పరిష్కరించే వీలుందని వారు ఆశాభావం వ్యక్తం చేస్తున్నారు. (ఈనాడు19.10.2009)
చిట్టెలుక ఇది వినాయకుని వాహనంగా పూజలందుకొనేది బహు తక్కువ. మానవులు ఎలుకను సహజంగా శత్రువుగా చూస్తారు. కారణం నిత్య జీవితంలో దీని వలన అనేక కష్ట, నష్టాలను అనుభవించుటవలన.
ముఖ్యంగా రైతులకు ఎలుక చేయు నష్టం అంతా ఇంతా కాదు. పంట చేలను నాశనం చేయడం, ధాన్యపు గాదులకు బొక్కలు (బొర్రలు) చేయడం నిలువ ఉంచిన ధాన్యం పాడు చేయడం లాంటివి.
ఎలుకలు చెక్కలకు సైతం రంధ్రాలు చేయగలవు. ఉట్టిపై కూరగాయలు నాశనం చేయడం, పెట్టెలలో పెట్టిన బట్టలు, పుస్తకాలు కొరికి పాడు చేయడం, లాంటి అనేక పనులు.
మానవులలో ప్లేగు వంటి వ్యాధులకు ఇవి ప్రధాన కారణాలుగా వ్యాప్తిచెందుతాయి.
తన వాహనమైన ఎలుకపై సవారీ చేస్తున్న వినాయకుడు.
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వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి. |
| ఎలుకలు
| |
|---|---|
| గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus) | |
| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom: | ఏనిమేలియా |
| Phylum: | కార్డేటా |
| Class: | క్షీరదాలు |
| Order: | రోడెన్షియా |
| Superfamily: | Muroidea* |
| Family: | మ్యూరిడే |
| Subfamily: | మ్యూరినే |
| Genus: | రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803 |
| జాతులు | |
| 50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids include animals called rats. | |
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
శాస్త్రవేత్తలు ప్రయోగాలకు ముందుగా ఎంచుకొనేది ఎలుకనే. చిన్న జీవి అవడం, దీని వలన ఎక్కువ ఊపయోగం లేకపోవడం వలన దీనిని ప్రయోగాలకు అధికంగా ఎంచుకొనుచున్నారు. అయితే దీనికి ఎలుకల కన్నా చిట్టెలుకలు (Mice) ఎక్కువ ఉపయోగంలో ఉంది.
ఎలుక పిండం నుంచి సేకరించిన మూలకణాల సహాయంతో ప్రయోగశాలలో గుండె కండరాలను సృష్టించడంలో హార్వర్డ్ విశ్వవిద్యాలయ పరిశోధకులు విజయం సాధించారు. ఈ కండరాలను ఉపయోగించి హృదయ సంబంధ సమస్యల్ని పరిష్కరించే వీలుందని వారు ఆశాభావం వ్యక్తం చేస్తున్నారు. (ఈనాడు19.10.2009)
చిట్టెలుక ఇది వినాయకుని వాహనంగా పూజలందుకొనేది బహు తక్కువ. మానవులు ఎలుకను సహజంగా శత్రువుగా చూస్తారు. కారణం నిత్య జీవితంలో దీని వలన అనేక కష్ట, నష్టాలను అనుభవించుటవలన.
ముఖ్యంగా రైతులకు ఎలుక చేయు నష్టం అంతా ఇంతా కాదు. పంట చేలను నాశనం చేయడం, ధాన్యపు గాదులకు బొక్కలు (బొర్రలు) చేయడం నిలువ ఉంచిన ధాన్యం పాడు చేయడం లాంటివి.
ఎలుకలు చెక్కలకు సైతం రంధ్రాలు చేయగలవు. ఉట్టిపై కూరగాయలు నాశనం చేయడం, పెట్టెలలో పెట్టిన బట్టలు, పుస్తకాలు కొరికి పాడు చేయడం, లాంటి అనేక పనులు.
మానవులలో ప్లేగు వంటి వ్యాధులకు ఇవి ప్రధాన కారణాలుగా వ్యాప్తిచెందుతాయి.
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వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి. |
| ఎలుకలు
| |
|---|---|
| గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus) | |
| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom: | ఏనిమేలియా |
| Phylum: | కార్డేటా |
| Class: | క్షీరదాలు |
| Order: | రోడెన్షియా |
| Superfamily: | Muroidea* |
| Family: | మ్యూరిడే |
| Subfamily: | మ్యూరినే |
| Genus: | రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803 |
| జాతులు | |
| 50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids include animals called rats. | |
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
శాస్త్రవేత్తలు ప్రయోగాలకు ముందుగా ఎంచుకొనేది ఎలుకనే. చిన్న జీవి అవడం, దీని వలన ఎక్కువ ఊపయోగం లేకపోవడం వలన దీనిని ప్రయోగాలకు అధికంగా ఎంచుకొనుచున్నారు. అయితే దీనికి ఎలుకల కన్నా చిట్టెలుకలు (Mice) ఎక్కువ ఉపయోగంలో ఉంది.
ఎలుక పిండం నుంచి సేకరించిన మూలకణాల సహాయంతో ప్రయోగశాలలో గుండె కండరాలను సృష్టించడంలో హార్వర్డ్ విశ్వవిద్యాలయ పరిశోధకులు విజయం సాధించారు. ఈ కండరాలను ఉపయోగించి హృదయ సంబంధ సమస్యల్ని పరిష్కరించే వీలుందని వారు ఆశాభావం వ్యక్తం చేస్తున్నారు. (ఈనాడు19.10.2009)
చిట్టెలుక ఇది వినాయకుని వాహనంగా పూజలందుకొనేది బహు తక్కువ. మానవులు ఎలుకను సహజంగా శత్రువుగా చూస్తారు. కారణం నిత్య జీవితంలో దీని వలన అనేక కష్ట, నష్టాలను అనుభవించుటవలన.
ముఖ్యంగా రైతులకు ఎలుక చేయు నష్టం అంతా ఇంతా కాదు. పంట చేలను నాశనం చేయడం, ధాన్యపు గాదులకు బొక్కలు (బొర్రలు) చేయడం నిలువ ఉంచిన ధాన్యం పాడు చేయడం లాంటివి.
ఎలుకలు చెక్కలకు సైతం రంధ్రాలు చేయగలవు. ఉట్టిపై కూరగాయలు నాశనం చేయడం, పెట్టెలలో పెట్టిన బట్టలు, పుస్తకాలు కొరికి పాడు చేయడం, లాంటి అనేక పనులు.
మానవులలో ప్లేగు వంటి వ్యాధులకు ఇవి ప్రధాన కారణాలుగా వ్యాప్తిచెందుతాయి.
తన వాహనమైన ఎలుకపై సవారీ చేస్తున్న వినాయకుడు.
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వివరాలకు జాబితా లేదా ఈ వ్యాసపు చర్చా పేజీ చూడండి. విస్తరణ పూర్తయిన తర్వాత, ఈ నోటీసును తొలగించండి. |
| ఎలుకలు
| |
|---|---|
| గోధుమ ఎలుక (Rattus norvegicus) | |
| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom: | ఏనిమేలియా |
| Phylum: | కార్డేటా |
| Class: | క్షీరదాలు |
| Order: | రోడెన్షియా |
| Superfamily: | Muroidea* |
| Family: | మ్యూరిడే |
| Subfamily: | మ్యూరినే |
| Genus: | రేటస్
Fischer de Waldheim, 1803 |
| జాతులు | |
| 50 species; see text
*Several subfamilies of Muroids include animals called rats. | |
ఎలుక, ఎలక లేదా మూషికము (Rat) ఒక చిన్న క్షీరదము. ఇది సహజంగా చిన్న ఉడుత రూపంలో కొద్ది పెద్ద పొట్ట కలిగి ఉంటుంది. బలమైన పళ్ళు కలిగి, చెక్కకు సైతం రంధ్రం చేయగలదు. ఎలుకలలో చిన్నవాటిని చిట్టెలుక (Mouse) అంటారు.
శాస్త్రవేత్తలు ప్రయోగాలకు ముందుగా ఎంచుకొనేది ఎలుకనే. చిన్న జీవి అవడం, దీని వలన ఎక్కువ ఊపయోగం లేకపోవడం వలన దీనిని ప్రయోగాలకు అధికంగా ఎంచుకొనుచున్నారు. అయితే దీనికి ఎలుకల కన్నా చిట్టెలుకలు (Mice) ఎక్కువ ఉపయోగంలో ఉంది.
ఎలుక పిండం నుంచి సేకరించిన మూలకణాల సహాయంతో ప్రయోగశాలలో గుండె కండరాలను సృష్టించడంలో హార్వర్డ్ విశ్వవిద్యాలయ పరిశోధకులు విజయం సాధించారు. ఈ కండరాలను ఉపయోగించి హృదయ సంబంధ సమస్యల్ని పరిష్కరించే వీలుందని వారు ఆశాభావం వ్యక్తం చేస్తున్నారు. (ఈనాడు19.10.2009)
చిట్టెలుక ఇది వినాయకుని వాహనంగా పూజలందుకొనేది బహు తక్కువ. మానవులు ఎలుకను సహజంగా శత్రువుగా చూస్తారు. కారణం నిత్య జీవితంలో దీని వలన అనేక కష్ట, నష్టాలను అనుభవించుటవలన.
ముఖ్యంగా రైతులకు ఎలుక చేయు నష్టం అంతా ఇంతా కాదు. పంట చేలను నాశనం చేయడం, ధాన్యపు గాదులకు బొక్కలు (బొర్రలు) చేయడం నిలువ ఉంచిన ధాన్యం పాడు చేయడం లాంటివి.
ఎలుకలు చెక్కలకు సైతం రంధ్రాలు చేయగలవు. ఉట్టిపై కూరగాయలు నాశనం చేయడం, పెట్టెలలో పెట్టిన బట్టలు, పుస్తకాలు కొరికి పాడు చేయడం, లాంటి అనేక పనులు.
మానవులలో ప్లేగు వంటి వ్యాధులకు ఇవి ప్రధాన కారణాలుగా వ్యాప్తిచెందుతాయి.
తన వాహనమైన ఎలుకపై సవారీ చేస్తున్న వినాయకుడు.
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