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{{Species|title1=Slab Snake|image1=slabsnake.png|average length=Long|inhabits=Eastern Europe|population=500k|endangered=Vulnerable}}
{{Species|title1=Slab Snake|image1=slabsnake.png|average length=Long|inhabits=Eastern Europe|population=500k|endangered=Vulnerable}}
Slab snakes are a large species of snake located mainly in eastern europe specifically palladia. They are known to burrow under the city and occasionally surface. In the image on the right we see Big Bertha - The Long Lass and Gloria - The Old Lass.
Slab snakes are a large species of snake located mainly in eastern europe specifically palladia. They are known to burrow under the city and occasionally surface. In the image on the right we see Big Bertha - The Long Lass and Gloria - The Old Lass.
|-|Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus
|-|Terry Teur=
===Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus==
{{Character|image1=Terryteur.png|name=Terry Teur|relatives=*Unnamed Father
{{Character|image1=Tetbing.jpg|name=tetrahydrocannabinol bingus|affiliation=Starbucks|occupation=tetrahydrocannabinol bingus works at starbucks|homeworld=Theia|date of birth=119|place of birth=Bingbong|marital status=Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus is married to Angela Merkel|species=Bingus|gender=Suspicious Pretender|nationality=Binglander}}
*Unnamed Mother|affiliation=[[Luxuria]]|occupation=Dictator|homeworld=[[Yata]]|date of death=March 19th, Year 211|place of death=[[Saint Shrek]], [[Luxuria]]|marital status=[[Sofia George]] (Formerly)|species=[[Human]] [[Cyborg]]|gender=Male|pronouns=He/Him|height=1.7 Meters|hair colour=Black|eye colour=Gray|created by=[[User:GachaHeat|Creepy]]}}
peter told me to make this so im going to go ahead and make a long fact about a leftist south american dictator like i did with [[Mr. Meows|mr meows]]
'''Terry Teur''' was the emperor of the [[Luxuria|Second Luxurian Empire]]. He ruled the nation from 166 to 210. Terry is a little sussy baka, who murdered millions of people for some [[Denver Gagnon|old]] [[Creepy|dead]] [[Peppa Pig|guys]].
{| class="fandom-table"
 
|Hugo Chávez
== History ==
|}
Terry: its just a sussy baka ad it cannot be that bad pensive emoji
need i say more.
 
Sofia: honey dont u love and u know it makes me sad :(
 
Terry: *kils*
 
Sofia: aaaaa ouch i am dead


YOU HEARED IT HERE TETRAHYDCORBGCANNABIS BINGUS IS ACTUALLY HUGO CHAVEZ!!!!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT OMG 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Arlo: wtf wait i mean *fakes being dead in papua new guinea*
|-|The Airship=
 
{{Location|title1=|image1=Airship.png|type=Airship|parent location=Jalia Ocean|purpose=HQ of the Topsus clan|notable inhabitants=Topsus Clan}}
India: haha i am a product of incest
The Airship is the main HQ of the [[Topsus Clan]], a criminal organisation of [[Sussies]]. From the Airship they send down their members to steal important artifacts and tech. The Airship is known to be somewhere in the [[Jalia Ocean]] of [[Theia]] due to Topsus attacks usually being in the region.
 
|-|the hamburger=
terry: no *spontaniously combusts*
{{Character|image1=Hamburger.jpg|name=the hamburger|relatives=the whopper|affiliation=mcflopnalds|occupation=none he lives off of welfare and hambu45rger|homeworld=theia (ham calls it hamburger)|date of birth=209|place of birth=bingland|marital status=ronald mcflopnald|species=sarpian cat|gender=hamburger|pronouns=ham/burger|sexuality=hamburger|nationality=binglander|height=burger|hair colour=ham}}
 
the hamburger likes hamburgers he is a cat who likes hamburgers he is the opposite of the [[The Harbinger|harbringer]] he brings hamburgers when referred to he likes hamburgers guys did you know he likes hamburgers oh my god i love hamburgers said the hamburger is he is like hamburger is he are like hamburger you are he is like hamburger he is hamburger is he likes hamburger  did you know he like hamburger
that one soldier whose name i remember: haha gaming :sunglasses:
 
terry: ok frick you im going to sleep for 210 years then have a acid trip in which i fight my inner demons
 
india: ok but who asked
 
terry: oh *dies*
 
india: what's a governbment i like money
 
luxurian parliament: haha im in danger
 
luxurian raj: :)
 
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india: my entire storyline was being rude and then accepting leadership of a country because i like capitalism
 
terry: my storyline was i had a cool love story but then ui ended up in a car crash and became australian hitler cyborg until i tripped too hard on acid and beat my brain to death and took my arms off then died for being sorry to india
 
sofia: i was nice then i died for being born as a luxurian monarch
 
anabelle: i died when i was like 2 creepy wtf
 
arlo: poavakian mystery man who doesnt know how to run a economy
 
sportnavnynvynrfgvrtg: i was too gay for this world :pensive:
 
bei: same lmao x
 
adrik: Deviantart
 
vladimir: I was based until abyysky said haha gaming
 
george ii: help me
 
creepyfan29: no you dont need help hahahahaha
 
apollo: i am smart
 
artemis: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill 
 
lucas: sweeet home alabama
 
harriet: habsburg austria
 
poseidon: i dont know what a economy is i like money
 
hades: i am a good ruler except i had mild evil tendencies because funny
 
liam ii: gamer luxurian :) peppa pig is based except the destroying the world thing
 
tank: i was a trump supporter until i became homeless in vietnam due to elmo from sesame street deciding that genocide is funny
 
elmo: why do people worship me all i did was invade taiwan ????????????
 
enzo luigi: AH! D: eytia is escary
 
constatine i : i am luigi's moral support
 
vedaburg leader : kill
 
luxurian soildier 1: india is poggers i am a simp
 
luxurian soldier 2: what
 
person 1: haha
 
person 2: haha
 
person 3: haha
 
person 4: haha
 
person 5: haha
 
12 harolds: garvey kill4ed me
 
13th harold: i hate mexico
 
aaron jones:
 
adam parker: i died
 
adrik: deviantart
 
alana: im good
 
aldren 2: i like plane
 
aldren 1: what's a agriculture
 
aleron: what's a death
 
alex 1: i killed 20 million yetians i am #based
 
alex 2: im like alex 1 but without basic life skills
 
an: NAKMAI STRONG!!! also gay
 
anahita: hhhhnnnnnnnnng i save the thia hnggg sds foundation wants me dead
 
andrei: hacked ruined me for peter haha #alabama
 
arman: i am palladian but in lineland HUH?!?!!?
 
BEI: GAY
 
benito: do not worry about what happened in north africa :)
 
rfoigbjeotrihgjeroithgjo kasongo: i got the death
 
big chungus: i am used to tell people why yata is so chaotic
 
brandon: zack but beta male
 
brother chungus: good chungus (i died)
 
catherine 1 : #girlboss yetia
 
cornelia: HENRY PLEASE LOVE ME PLEASEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
creepy: whatss a human rightsd
 
godreepy: oops i committed a catastrophic event #girlboss
 
c reepyfan29: 2012 tumblr
 
denver gagnon: deez nuts
 
erisly: intelligance is not my passion
 
flophelm: floppa afrika strong
 
gamer998_fnaf: Haha XD Yakamoto Luxuria just killed millions of people XD we should deal with that hahahahaha
 
laurence: im a child soldier
 
george george: im nioce
 
gerald martin: OUPIEHFOIUPWFGHEOTRJGLK OIUHVLNSTROKBNE HYORTLK,LHJVER5,L HJ0OPSRTIKHB+0RTÅOPG nvm i almost died in the titanic sinking im normal now :)
 
gloombus: garvey shot me
 
hacen iolava: what's death?
 
hans meyer: i am serious and also VEDABURG SUCKS
 
henry: kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia kill yetia 
 
heraclio: i ws nice
 
heydar: cannibalism
 
creepy teur: your free trial of life has ended
 
kace: self insertr #23094
 
kamina: Kim il sung
 
karl ludwig: I invaded half of eurasia and no one noticed *Dies*
 
kelliv elvert: Porn movie
 
ken zayron: Troll Department
 
farquaad: Bad love life and anger issues
 
mano: Hans meyer's bff thats his only personality trait
 
moseka: Im nice :D
 
mr meows: Ketamine and cuba
 
nadia: im depressed my husband is dead time to violate the structural integrity of 1/4 of theia
 
nihilantis: im actually a molerat
 
nivikov: i dont remember
 
npc gloombus: i fell into the backrooms after witnessing a massacre
 
onceler: i was almost competant #selfcest
 
terry teur: your free trial of life has ended
 
onceler 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #selfcest
 
onceler jr: what the absolute fuck
 
orse: bomb
 
pedro: DRUGS #POG
 
peppa pig: i hate humanity lkiam why the fawk do you need to exiwst celenw HWYUESQH JS8D ERFDI4RE YO5UJ FALPLÖ IN LVOE IWTH A H3FDERSUZJJKNMASEFHJNBSEDFUIJHEWUISOFD creepy is friend :)
 
princess celestia: i fell in love with a sheep and i like the ugandan knuckles
 
salome: YEAH!!!!!! LETS GO ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS SHOOT THE DICTATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
sauce: augusto pinochet
 
terry teur: acid
 
enlightened one: gamer998 is a suck
 
tony the tiger: idk
 
tord: i am not spying on everyone promise (why did you kill my friends)
 
trasey: england is good
 
uganda knucklesa queen: elena is my beloved frick zina
 
vinh: aksana does not deserve rights
 
willianm: i died
 
zack: top 10 most sad yata moments numbver 4 will shock you
 
zhroi: i am rude
 
zina: creepy why
 
note:
 
terry teur is no longer allowed to commit "funny trolling" in south east asia (Because murdering millions of poavakians and nilastians is not a very good thing, stop gassing them please)
|-|Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus
===Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus==
{{Character|image1=Tetbing.jpg|name=tetrahydrocannabinol bingus|affiliation=Starbucks|occupation=tetrahydrocannabinol bingus works at starbucks|homeworld=Theia|date of birth=119|place of birth=Bingbong|marital status=Tetrahydrocannabinol Bingus is married to Angela Merkel|species=Bingus|gender=Suspicious Pretender|nationality=Binglander}}
peter told me to make this so im going to go ahead and make a long fact about a leftist south american dictator like i did with [[Mr. Meows|mr meows]]
{| class="fandom-table"
|Hugo Chávez
|}
need i say more.
 
YOU HEARED IT HERE TETRAHYDCORBGCANNABIS BINGUS IS ACTUALLY HUGO CHAVEZ!!!!!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT OMG 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
|-|The Airship=
{{Location|title1=|image1=Airship.png|type=Airship|parent location=Jalia Ocean|purpose=HQ of the Topsus clan|notable inhabitants=Topsus Clan}}
The Airship is the main HQ of the [[Topsus Clan]], a criminal organisation of [[Sussies]]. From the Airship they send down their members to steal important artifacts and tech. The Airship is known to be somewhere in the [[Jalia Ocean]] of [[Theia]] due to Topsus attacks usually being in the region.
|-|the hamburger=
{{Character|image1=Hamburger.jpg|name=the hamburger|relatives=the whopper|affiliation=mcflopnalds|occupation=none he lives off of welfare and hambu45rger|homeworld=theia (ham calls it hamburger)|date of birth=209|place of birth=bingland|marital status=ronald mcflopnald|species=sarpian cat|gender=hamburger|pronouns=ham/burger|sexuality=hamburger|nationality=binglander|height=burger|hair colour=ham}}
the hamburger likes hamburgers he is a cat who likes hamburgers he is the opposite of the [[The Harbinger|harbringer]] he brings hamburgers when referred to he likes hamburgers guys did you know he likes hamburgers oh my god i love hamburgers said the hamburger is he is like hamburger is he are like hamburger you are he is like hamburger he is hamburger is he likes hamburger  did you know he like hamburger




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hamburger
hamburger
|-|The Harbringer=
{{Character|image1=Theharbringer.jpg|name=Unknown|occupation=Possibly being god|date of birth=Unknown|place of birth=Unknown|species=Hypercat|gender=Unknown|pronouns=None, must only be referred to by name|sexuality=Asexual|hair colour=White|eye colour=VOID}}
The Harbinger is a mysterious entity which was discovered in trhe year 128 in some ancient murals. They recited a ritual which caused it to be summoned which led The Harbinger to be brought to [[Yata|Yata's]] reality. It lives in a unknown location but now everytime someone says The Harbinger or refers to it they get "Departicalized" in which they get annihalated on the atomic level with a bright flash of light as the harbringer smites them.
|-|The Revue=
The Revu
{{Species|title1=The Revue|type=The Revue|average height=1cm|inhabits=Kontiolahden Koulu|population=Infinite}}
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|-|Theresa May
|-|Theresa May
===Theresa May==
===Theresa May==
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* పంచతంత్ర కథల్లో ఎలుక - సింహం, మిత్రలాభం - పావురాల కథలో.
* పంచతంత్ర కథల్లో ఎలుక - సింహం, మిత్రలాభం - పావురాల కథలో.
* కౌపీన ఉపాఖ్యానంలో ఎలుక కొరికిన కారణం చేత పిల్లిని తేవటంతో మొదలై ఒక సన్యాసి పెళ్ళి చేసుకున్న వైనం.
* కౌపీన ఉపాఖ్యానంలో ఎలుక కొరికిన కారణం చేత పిల్లిని తేవటంతో మొదలై ఒక సన్యాసి పెళ్ళి చేసుకున్న వైనం.
|-|Walterism=
{{Religion|title1=Walterism|gods=Walter|monotheism or polytheism=Monotheism|holy land=Walterland|areas of belief=Catania|membership count=<2000|founded=105}}
Walterism is a small religion practiced in Catania.
|-|§§§§§§§§§§§=
§§§§§§§§§§§ is someone who wanted to invade Atlantis.
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Latest revision as of 18:13, 9 January 2025

'I think its funny time'
Joke Pages is considered a joke page with topics which are mostly unserious and should not be taken seriously.


Collection of pages intentionally written in a satyrical manner with no connection to YATA Lore. All of these have been moved to a tabber in order to not waste space.

12 Harolds
Aliases
  • Harolds
  • 12 Harolds
  • The Harolds
  • 1-12 Harolds
RelativesEachother
AffiliationAlex-Alex Rat Delivery
OccupationArmed forces of the Republic of Serbia
Biographical information
Date of birth19.9.2021
Place of birthPolsk
Date of death19.9.2021
Place of deathPolsk
Marital statusOne of them is married to michelle ratbama (haroldbama is)
Physical Description
SpeciesRat
GenderMale
HeightMore than 2 millimeters
Eye colourprobobally black
Other


The 12 Harolds were the rats gifted to Garvey for joining Bonobo Gang vc on 19.9.2021 after the free trial and murder of Gloombus and the Attempted murder of NPC Gloombus. Immediately after their creation Garvey committed the Polsk Rat Massacre and brutally killed all of them to death.

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