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{{Ideology|title1=Liguism|founded=254|alignment=Anti-Centrist|key principles=defeat every cringe ideology so that a true "Battle of the Based" can occur at the end.|federal/unity=50/50|democracy/authority=10/90|globalist/isolationist=0/100|militarist/pacifist=100/0|security/freedom=50/50|equality/markets=60/40|secular/religious=30/70|progress/tradition=50/50|assimilationist/multiculturalist=100/0}}
{{Ideology|title1=Liguism|founded=254|alignment=Anti-Centrist|key principles=defeat every cringe ideology so that a true "Battle of the Based" can occur at the end.|federal/unity=50/50|democracy/authority=10/90|globalist/isolationist=0/100|militarist/pacifist=100/0|security/freedom=50/50|equality/markets=60/40|secular/religious=30/70|progress/tradition=50/50|assimilationist/multiculturalist=100/0}}
Liguism is a ideology who claims that the only way that [[Yata]] can become based is that all the "Based Gigachad Ideologies" forme together to annihalate every cringe one so that in the end the great "Battle of the Based" can occur. in which the true ruler of [[yata]] would be found.
Liguism is a ideology who claims that the only way that [[Yata]] can become based is that all the "Based Gigachad Ideologies" forme together to annihalate every cringe one so that in the end the great "Battle of the Based" can occur. in which the true ruler of [[yata]] would be found.
|-|List of Events=
== A complete collection of every incident referred to in Cosmic SMP and Yata. ==
* "Snake incident" - when Luxurian Empire to send an alien with a hiss upon Yetia. It says in Algeria left about.
* "The helicopter incident" - at least in the RC leading cause chaos SIGLAF after a few accidents. It will be disabled.
* "Boot to the police" - 2017 is a scary thing which caused her knee replacement.
* "Indigenous multimedia police" - LP drone damage Frankie Dunn isn affiliation with de
* "Wearing a police" - it is spoken with a Ghost free cookies. Cant find info on it at once
* "Undercover police" - God OS the early 2020's hand to get his account back.
* "Yomacht police" - Scandimar the existence of the second battle to regain Krovh
* "The first battle convoy" - during Caesar's assassination set off a revolution to destroy the Bank building, tore the bottom half of kitchen
* "Parents say zero SWAT police" - the Danish police as well as Fife Scottish Gaelic football fans went to in February 2020 in the Europa League game between Copenhagen and the Welsh.
* "Spa dead convoy" - Prince albert tried to kill Donnie yen hand dying process
* "Arctic island incident" - CY remnants of Antarctic marine Yetian & Linelandic fishing vessel
* "Sipedro casualty incident" - Guillermo del circus without a car 10K people dying from further drifting
* "Castrovalence contentious incidents" - Castrovalence rose zero.251 how to define a major incident.
* "Ioani and Elton John Oh no incidents" - a compact Executive Safari Ioani and by resorting to violence to prevent Iujado.
* "27.1.2019 police" - Itspro459bg & Dertsz opportunity to drive on walls and Globalcraft they removed all of Mexico each with their virtual access because the app rebefriend God.
* "Repeating command block the police" - God made repeated bending under the mit how to contact kill Sam. Then he lost it in like 2 minutes Engel'sa reason spamkilled description of the development of the wall requires 4
* "Stiletto police" app boot at their sole 25.10.2020
* "PNA-003 police" PNA-003 waking world and tell the captives from continuing Yetia Italy.
* "Couch incident" AZN "Nihilantis-police-385A" - Nihilantis collision with the wall to send every man in the room.
* "In 2016 the privacy incident" - u "killer clown" is formed mainly the United States in 2016
* "The fun of a nuclear incident" - an international dispute between Sizzlean work and Wanaoishi
* "The blessing of the police" - Michael Zayron in the beginning God led him to put the wall into another dimension.
* "45-39 police" - the app era 45-39 a major lack of research
* "Five is scheduled for 2021 by virtue of the very incident" - the one that started it all. Only in Toronto is suddenly flying up into the air into the heavens.
* "Seven days 189 invisible Yetia incident" - an incident which was blind never say that Yetia will disappear.
* "The mandate of heaven bar incident" - the Treaty with 31061 laid the basis for around 5 is scheduled for 2021 by virtue of the very police
* "2019 11 days 17th water police" - the God of drinking too much water during a photo.
* "You know - the police" - proliferation of why Alice and Bob is not good other
* "In 2016 Kelly bar incident" - an incident based on the game titles which include the drivers in the game.
* "The 15th of March in the name of a piece of fabric to the police" - chosen from ongoing criticism of Facebook login @ Omori_Facts other worlds Premier League wanting to spend a bit.
* "In the late 90s the woman in the title bar of the police" in the same 2016 versions but more likely based on the fallout setting.
* "Laser incidents" - the language of sparkling glitter laser sight Danish players across 2021 UEFA Euro championship.
* "French police" - the French rather be Oh no
* "FBI" - essential we start the real reason.
* "In the year 200 police" - group exhibition Hackeds moment and Julian calendars wall in the year 200 events. Check Yomtach war, under the command of & johnny yen again at the end of the world.
* "June 6th police" - a lot of freedom Plaza svealish election, in which the Assembly belongs to the Parliament and the University of Uppsala. Because of this, the Swedish left without power of government to do everything possible recognition of the right to rise up to take control.
* "Series of incidents" - wrote in a book all night about Gravitals require a small amount of propaganda is on the way
* "2019 forest police" aka "the great green wall of the police" - was forced to return to Eastern and Central Europe into the pine forest.
* "Paul is being hounded police" - the East wall is an educational animated JS animated dogs cause aggression because he was being annoying on purpose spoil people's fun
* "Der encoded procession" - John made the ice with compression and began to feed this frog.
* "The red army to the birds of the police" - the red army Inadvertedlyc infected birds rise up against humanity while trying to cardiovascular disease.
* "Of course minecraft work for the FBI" - by way of Palestine, most through minecraft with this tool.
* "In the year 100 police" - troops managed to destroy the wall with a massive imaginary
* "August 12th incident" - Dadlex give the app a very bad style to make them upset
* "Nine is scheduled for 2021 fish from further British police" - powder to buy fish from the bounds of language and it sounded like a demon rising from bound to hell.
* "In 2007 the FBI" - <nowiki>https://mysteryfleshpit.tumblr.com/post/643404189591109632/2007-disaster-report-text-version</nowiki>
* "Luvakhia declared war on the cross... Police" in - app terrifying horror subjects of Russia if she is to report his criminal activities.
* "An unfortunate incident" - OK I have no idea
* "When the day of breaking the police" - when the day breaks encapsulation-001 alerts Queen
* "Armed robbery" - the ability to incidents that may happen because Alice said under mysterious pulp cavity of the body which can cause it to Wake up.
* "The police-212-nd" . The above mentioned remedies available to the Assembly.
* "Finnish police" - in Sweden and the story has a license to fight on their Northern border of T. s crash in Sweden.
* "yorica police #2983" - message app send after receive video Buffy the media continues to hotel Transylvania to edit the audio reading of Mikhail Gorbachev coup supporters of the activity. It is written Atlanta rises up under the Kremlin walls in history.
* "Sea world is a funny Troll police" - the sea around a shame to put the animals descended to the dead.
* "Castle Bravo funny Troll police" - birth of a monster death of a dragon being infected by nuclear tests in the Pacific ocean dragon story.
* "Luvamatrilia experts to unravel the mystery. Paul Smith rare medium bounded by an angry mob robbery" - name speaks for itself. Explore the wall's history.
* A "major incident" in - app discontent of the population likely to kill the location of the log.
* "Gang culture enthusiasts police" - than being in the Halloween spirit sorry he's not a real Ghost said. God said he would void it if God's name at the end.
* "Azearlalaia Bank of Ireland robbery" - the reason for banks' reluctance to Irish people due to bad experiences with Tam airlines. Call it "the red"
* "Unpredictable incident" - an ordinary police when every nation in 1945 right to declare war on Germany could join the UN. This was discussed during runtime and SDK discussed the last time a Declaration of war sums which the Saudis declared war on Germany.
* "The only unfortunate incident" - it refers to something where only a dictator was very good.
* "Vodjvodina thunder horse inciting incident" - a reference to Manson's myspace page has joked about she was the wife of the stadium because of said incident.
* "In the middle of the UFO incident" - that one time in Slovenia blast Paralei & b ka
* "regialus sclump half a century during sycoryo police" - Regialus become the largest nation on Skanto.
* "Great gfolakf3rij procession" - John then HMA_Goliath
* "Treatment by the police" - Fi support systems logical manner Hakced mental state
* "sclumpening liberal Democrats police" - the rate of growth of the liberal democratic party of British
* "Why in the middle of your campaign of his entourage" - induced TDP is done in a playful and not with being uninstalled Facebook
* "DN police" - Hakced consider only the hand of God drawn by kyy games.
* "The path of the Finnish socialist utopia analysis 1901 police" - Fi security the development of creativity in Shanghai in British Columbia, Canada
* "Another incident is that one of the square of the Soviets" - nothing happens.
* "Tentacles of the police" - no clue
* "whatrever incidents" - including the destruction.
* "Funny time to fix the FBI" - Hakced examine the wall for years of use.
* "Pride crabgame police" - people out victorious during game crabgame with David
* "Forming an unfortunate incident" - barrel invalid characters include the smart layer.
* "Ironically unfortunate incident" - an unusual, funky download only the unfortunate incident.
* "Property is robbery" - Hakced the boards of several apartment buildings Yetia in Krasnoyarsk in 2019
* "The Paraguayan police" - ing broken parts of Paraguay were made to go there cause of the accident.
* "God police 2019 total question he definitely organized people in the area and according to them his name is the same corrupt police" - I I
* "A woman's death to the police!" - ing dead people.
* "The 5th of June the police" - era Bingustan
* "Kind of Bingersburg police" - Bingustan potatoes down on protests with force.
* "Go to the police" - Amogus
* "Luna sea incident" - is unable to raise sea levels
* "John decided to learn Arabic in one day for no reason and went with it to the police" - I I
* "The Polish police 1939-1945" - drive polished
|-|List of Incidents=
== A complete collection of every incident referred to in Cosmic SMP and Yata. ==
* '''"Lazer Incident"''' - When the [[Luxuria|Luxurian Empire]] sent an UFO with lazers upon [[Yetia]]. This caused [[YNF]] to leave the Axis.
* '''"Drone Incident"''' - A Martian drone in [[luxuria]] causing chaos in [[SIGLAF]] with a few casualities. It was eventually disabled.
* '''"Kneecap incident"''' - In 2017 [[creepy]] did a thing which caused her kneecaps to be demolished.
* '''"Timor Leste Audio Incident"''' - A [[Islandia|islandian]] drone exposed [[Denver Gagnon]] being in affiliation with the [[NLE]]
* '''"Marc Incident"''' - It was mentioned after [[User:Creepy|creepy]] stole cookies. couldnt find info on it tho
* '''"Hacking Incident"''' - Jojo was hacked in early 2020 but got his account back.
* '''"Yomacht Incident"''' - [[Scandimar]]'s unsuccesful second invasion of Nuan Krovh
* '''"First Coldwar Incident"''' - [[East Tritonia|East Tritonian]] terrorists set off a gargantuan detonation in the bank building, tearing the top half to shreads
* '''"Gays in caused 0 incidents incident"''' - Danish police complimenting Scottish Celtic Team fans comming in for the february 2020 Europa League game between copenhagen and celtic.
* '''"Spa Corpses Incident"''' - [[John Hunter|King John]] trying to kill [[Creepy|Terry Teur]] but dying in the process
* '''"Arctic Shipwrecks Incident"''' - [[YNF]] remnants in the arctic sinking [[Yetian]] and [[Linelandic]] fishing vessels
* '''"Sipedro Car Incident"''' - [[Henry El Fiesta]] legalised cars leading to 10k people dying from carcrashes
* '''"Castrovalence Spike Incident"''' - Castrovalence rose to 0.251 which is classified as a major incident.
* '''"Ioanis and Elia commit a oh no incident"''' - Dual leaders of [[Tritonia]] [[Ioanis Tremar|Ioanis]] and [[Elia Tremar|Elia]] committing seppuku to prevent the [[Iujado]].
* '''"27.1.2019 Incident"''' - ItsPro459BG and Dertsz organising a raid on [[YATA|Yata]] and Globalcraft leading to them deleting all fiels of each with their console access because [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] rebefriended Jojo.
* '''"The repeating command block incident"''' - Jojo made a repeating commandblock under hamburg which spam killed [[User:Faireball|peter]]. Then he lost it for like 2 hours leading to peter being repetedly spamkilled leading to the creation of Yata Rule 4
* '''"Toe Incident"''' [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] Sprained their toe in 25.10.2020
* '''"SDS-003 Incident"''' [[SDS-003 "Godzilla"|SDS-003]] awoke in europe and caused a rampage from [[Yetia]] to [[Italy]].
* '''"Backrooms incident" AKA "Nihilantis-Incident-385A"''' - [[Nihilantis]] collided with [[yata]] sending every [[human]] to the [[backrooms]].
* '''"2016 Clown Incident"''' - Major "killer clown" reports in mainly the USA in 2016
* '''"Fun Nuclear Incident"''' - Nuclear war between [[Sizzlean]] [[Abard]] and [[Wanaoishi]]
* '''"God Incident"''' - [[Ken Zayron]] becomming a god leading to him throwing [[yata]] into another dimension.
* '''"45-39 Incident"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] struggling to do 45-39 cos bad at math
* '''"May 2021 Heaven Stairway Incident"''' - The one that started it all. Everyone in NYC suddenly flying up into the air into heaven.
* '''"July 189 Dissapearing Yetia Incident"''' - A incident which nevber happened claiming that [[Yetia]] would dissapear.
* '''"Council of the heaven stairway incident"''' - A parliament with 31061 seats based around the May 2021 Heaven Stairway Incident
* '''"2019 November 17th Water Incident"''' - Jojo drank too much water during a videocall.
* '''"You know - ''The Incident''"''' - The unexplained reasons of Libby and Elias not liking eachother
* '''"2016 Mari Stairway Incident"''' - A incident based on the game Omori which involves spoilers to the game.
* '''"15th of March Omori Microwave Merch Incident"''' - A fact from the satyrical twitter acount @Omori_Facts revolving around the Omori Team trying to sell toasters.
* '''"Late 90s Mari Stairway Incident"''' Same as the 2016 version but more likely based on the games setting.
* '''"Laser Incident"''' - English fans shining lasers in the eyes of a danish player during the 2021 UEFA EURO semifinals.
* '''"French Incident"''' - french guy committed a oh no
* '''"The Incident"''' - Among us became real irl.
* '''"The Year 200 Incidents"''' - Collective title for [[User:Hakced|Hackeds]] [[User:Creepyissus|Creepys]] and [[User:Faireball|Peters]] plans for the [[Yata]] Year 200 event. Including the [[Yomtach]] Invasion, Collapse of [[Omnistat]] and [[Terry Teur]] trying to end the world.
* '''"The June 6th Incident"''' - Many radicals stored the [[Svealand|svealish]] parliament, which lea  to a massacre of parliament and leadership in [[Svealand]]. Due to this, Svealand was left without a effective government so all possible contenders start rising up to take control.
* '''"The series of incidents"''' - Referencing the book All Tommorows about the gravitals committing a miniscule ammount of trolling on the galaxy
* '''"2019 Sapling Incident" AKA "The Great Green Wall Incident"''' - [[User:Faireball|Peter]] accidentally turning eastern and central europe into a spruce forest.
* '''"Jake being a dog incident"''' - During a [[yata]] highschool roleplay jake roleplayed as a dog causing chaos because he was being annoying on purpose ruining people's fun
* '''"Peter's Plunger Incident"''' - [[User:Faireball|Peter]] made icecream with a plunger and proceeded to feed it to frogs.
* '''"Red Army Birds Incident"''' - [[Red Army]] inadvertedlyc aused birds to rise up against humanity while trying to cure a virus.
* '''"East Tritonia Occupation Incident"''' - [[Lineland]] occupied much of [[East Tritonia]] after it was made.
* '''"Year 100 Incident"''' - [[NLE]] tried to destroy [[Yata]] with massive UFOs
* '''"August 12th Incident"''' - [[Dadlex]] gave [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] a very bad haircut making them upset
* '''"September 2021 Fish from PetsAtHome Incident"''' - Bread bought a fish from PetsAtHome and it sounded like satan rising from hell.
* '''"2007 Incident"''' - https://mysteryfleshpit.tumblr.com/post/643404189591109632/2007-disaster-report-text-version
* '''"Luvakhia Declares war on y... Incident"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] threatening [[User:Creepyissus|creepy]] to annex [[Yamalia]] if she reported his criminal activity.
* '''"Trolling Incident"''' - ok i have no idea
* '''"When Day Breaks Incident"''' - When Day Breaks [[Dr. Chen Li's Proposal "When day breaks"|SDS-001]] Activated in [[Theia]]
* '''"Aorta Incident"''' - A possible incident that may of happened due to [[Nadia Szylagyi|Nadia]] caused the collapse of the [[Mystery Flesh Pit]]'s Aorta which could of caused it to wake up.
* '''"Incident-212-ND"''' . Above mentioned happenings in the [[aorta]] by [[Nadia Szylagyi|Nadia]].
* '''"Utsjoki Incident"''' - [[Svealand]] and [[Kalevala]] had a border clash on their northern border leading to the [[Front for National Revolutionary Action|FNRA]] to invade [[Svealand]].
* '''"yorica incident #2983"''' - A message [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] sent after sending a video of Dracula from Hotel Transylvania rapping as a audio reading of Ted Kaczynski's Unabombers Manifesto was playing. This is referencing Montana rising up under Kaczynski in Yata Lore.
* '''"Sea World Unprofessional Trolling Incident"''' - Sea World mistreated its animals leading to some deaths.
* '''"Castle Bravo Funny Trolling Incident"''' - The birth of Godzilla by a surviving Godzillasaurus being mutated by a nuclear test in the pacific ocean in godzilla lore.
* '''"Luvamatrilia leader is revealed to be a ghost. James Smith dies from angry mob Incident"''' - Title explains itself. Relating to [[Yata]] lore.
* '''"The Minor Incidents"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hacked]] accidentally broke the Random Spawn location plugin.
* '''"Andre's Confession of Love Incident"''' - Andre being tricked by jojo to confess his not real love of [[User:Hakced|creepy]] in chat. Jojo said he would void it if Jojo is a cracer was ended.
* '''"Azearlalaia Banks Ireland Incident"''' - Azaelia Banks' hatred of irish people due to a bad experience with Aer Lingus. Calling it "AER CUNNILINGUS"
* '''"Bandwagon Incident"''' - The bandwagon incident was when every nation in 1945 started to declare war on Germany to be able to join the UN. This was discussed during Peter and Hacked discussing the last time a decleration of war being issues which was Saudi Arabia declaring war on Germany.
* '''"Professional Trolling Incident"''' - This refers to anything where someone trolls very well.
* '''"Vodjvodina  Thunder Horse Segregation Incident"''' - A reference to [[Gloria]]'s wiki page having a joke about her divorcing RFK due to said incident.
* '''"Fuck Aliens Incident"''' - That one time [[Polsk]] obliterated [[Paraleis]] and [[Q'Nar]]
* '''"regialus sclumps half of everything east of sycoryo incident"''' - [[Regialus]] becoming the largest nation on Skantos.
* '''"great gfolakf3rij incident"''' - Peter moving [[HMA_Goliath]]
* '''"risperidone incident"''' - Finnish Health System's Incompetence toward [[User:Hakced|Hakced]]'s mental state
* '''"the sclumpening of the liberal democrats incident"''' - The declining popularity of the Liberal Democrats party in the UK
* [["why the fuck did you vote him in incident"|'''"why the fuck did you vote him in incident"''']] - IOW's MP doing a funny and resigning after being cancelled by twitter
* '''"garfield incident"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hakced]] convincing everyone but jojo to draw garfield in Jackbox.
* '''"the cascadia finnish communist utopia experiment of 1901 incident"''' - Finnish Colonists establishing a utopian socialist commune in British Columbia, Canada
* '''"another incident in that one square in china"''' - Nothing happened.
* '''"slime incident"''' - no clue
* '''"whatrever incident"''' - [[TERAPRO]] exploding.
* '''"funny time fixing incident"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hakced]] correcting the [[YATA]] Year system.
* '''"slur crabgame incident"''' - People shouting slurs during a game of crabgame with nathan
* '''"sds trolling incident"''' - [[Carbonado]] mistaking creatures in [[TERAPRO]] being a [[Secure-Defend-Subjugate Foundation|sds]].
* '''"Funny Trolling Incident"''' - A strange, whacky version of a Professional Trolling Incident.
* '''"The apartment incident"''' - [[User:Hakced|Hakced]] pasting alot of apartment buidings in [[Yetia City]] in 2019
* '''"Paraguay Incident"''' - Lauri breaking the chunks in Paraguay making going there cause crash.
* '''"jojo incident of 2019 where he randomly copied peoples buildings and claimed they were his leading to various arguments incident"''' - Self explanitory
* '''"cormac drowning incident!"''' - [[Cormac Varady|Cormac]] Drowning people.
* '''"5th of June incident"''' - A mutiny in [[Bingustan]]
* '''"Saint Bingersburg Incident"''' - [[Bingustan]] cracking down on a protest with force.
* '''"Chasing Incident"''' - amogus
* '''"Theia ocean incident"''' - [[User:Garvey64|Garvey]] accidentally raising sea level
* '''"alex decided to learn arabic one day for no reason and went with it incident"''' - self explanitory
* '''"poland incidents of 1939-1945"''' - The Partitions of Poland
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===Mr. Meows==
===Mr. Meows==

Revision as of 07:01, 25 October 2024
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12 Harolds
Aliases
  • Harolds
  • 12 Harolds
  • The Harolds
  • 1-12 Harolds
RelativesEachother
AffiliationAlex-Alex Rat Delivery
OccupationArmed forces of the Republic of Serbia
Biographical information
Date of birth19.9.2021
Place of birthPolsk
Date of death19.9.2021
Place of deathPolsk
Marital statusOne of them is married to michelle ratbama (haroldbama is)
Physical Description
SpeciesRat
GenderMale
HeightMore than 2 millimeters
Eye colourprobobally black
Other


The 12 Harolds were the rats gifted to Garvey for joining Bonobo Gang vc on 19.9.2021 after the free trial and murder of Gloombus and the Attempted murder of NPC Gloombus. Immediately after their creation Garvey committed the Polsk Rat Massacre and brutally killed all of them to death.

  1. ↑ Noted to be SDS-0"Partly sunny"-17 A - Balloonfest '43 themselves
  2. ↑ Run
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