Fourth Swagonian War
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| Video | tba | |||
| Date | 244 CE - heatdeath | |||
| Location | Greater Orientalis | |||
| Outcome | tba | |||
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With the United Floppa Republic clearly weakened by its recent civil war, the nations of Altilai organized into the 'Pan-Altilai Coalition against the United Floppa Republic' (or 'Swagolition') to take down their historic rival, declaring war without warning shortly after forming their alliance. Polsk quickly came to the UFR's aid, and the UFR's former allies before the reformist Chegg Karakal had taken power finally returned to their sphere, now even being joined by Bongustan due to their enemy Bingustan being in the Swagolition. Polsk deployed its navy and funded guerilla groups within enemy territories while Flopskadi attacked into the Swagolition enclaves within its territory. Sogga Union and Jun/Swagoland tried to blockade the Jun and Yanz, only for Polsk's much larger and capable navy to show up and wreck them while their armies landed in the Sogga Union and Flop Cong pushed against Floppa City. Battles raged in Sogga Union's capital of Könyak Baskalasi, with defenders dropping anvils from skyscrapers that Polsk was bombrding with artillery and sending helicopters at, to the far-north Googalia joined the Swagolition to fight Zabloing. Plompystan began advancing to help its allies, developing Mustard Gas weaponry (which it called 'Plompygas'), which was distributed to its allies (until Polsk began sabotaging shipments). Polsk launched a 'subterfute' tactic where Poolskan soldiers would fake defection only to return to Polsk's side behind enemy lines, causing significant damage. Polsk's 'insurgency-support' tactic saw its first success in southwestern Bingland, with the 'Bingus Republic (Bingland)' rising up in rebellion against their ruling junta, prompting 'Ard Algharb to try to inspire a revolt in Floppascus without any success. Polsk kept trying to destabilize the Swagolition as it was quite surprised that the Bingus Republic was the only clear fifth column aside from rumoured 'dissenters' in Bingustan and Googalia, with the latter starting to now receive funding from Zabloing. The UFR began to mobilize while Könbatyscir occupied some areas on the north of the Yanz and proclaimed it to be called 'Nygytma Janz'. Polsk began navally invading Jun-Swagoland with its motorized forces while Imperial Swagonia established 'Fort Farzad' north of Reagruparse. After Universidad de la Montaña released its spacecraft 'UM-1', Plompystan got inspired and made the 'Plompy-1 Rocket', which travelled about 8 meters. West Floppastan found oil to help Plompystan with its oil problems, although luckily Plompystan's "school's" "mining class" found trichloroethylene deposits under Ooglaboo which could be used as fuel, prompting Polsk to be really confused on why Plompystan considered a massive quarry full of child labourers to be a school, showing example photos which caused Bingland to have a panic attack as they had the flag of "Ohio" which was something Sproingus liked to talk about. Plompystan sent its first 'plompygas regiment' to attack southern UFR from Fort Farzad, angering the UFR to the point of sending an army to attack Fort Farzad. Polsk took its own actions by preparing to attack Imperial Swagonia and bombing Plompystan, causing a Plompygas leak which caused a major ecological crisis. Polsk managed to capture president Sogger Sogson of the Sogga Union, leading to the rest of the country panicking by prooclaiming Sogvan Sogov of Sakalarya their regent, firing plompygas at all invaders, committing several warcrimes, then surrendering which left Jun-Swagoland to protect its lands. Zabloing's destabilization efforts in Googalia proved to be successful as the 'Khanate of Bulgolia' launched a revolution with overthrew the Googalian government as it loosely aligned itself with Polsk and the UFR, leading to the formation of the Googalian National Army to resist them. Floppa City began launching largely successful raids against Flopskadi, who was being pushed back quite effectively. Jun-Swagoland began buying Plompy-1 rockets, replacing their crew quarters with explosives, and launching them at enemy forces. With Flopskadi's largest city of Bilsog already captured, Floppa City launched an attack on the country's capital of Vitoriflop-Flopsteiz, leading to president Floppsy Flopper Jr fleeing by swimming across the Yanz River during which he was attacked by 12 alligators and vanished (supposedly without dying) which lead to Flopskadi being left leaderless despite Polskan support, leading to their capitulation which prompted Jun-Swagoland to begin preparing a provisional government there. The Swagolition organized a major offensive against Polskan-occupied Sogga Union, which saw little success. Polskan orbital bombing forced Swagonia to hide Amogus Muy Grande, which Polsk tried to search for via satellites. With Polsk starting to push back the offensives in Sogga Union, Jun-Swagoland prepared a 'mass encirclements doctrine' which didn't work as its army was significantly less mobile, so they tried to naval invade Sogga Island which Polsk's navy stopped so Swagonia tried to use 8 bears for some reason which also failed.. Polsk repurposed the Altilai International Airport as an airbase, which the Swagolition tried to counter by setting up anti-air near it. During a Bongustani attack into the Bingustani city of Saint Bingersburg, Bingustan sent in a major tank army froom Sphynxopolis to push them back which forced Bongustan to prepare new defensive lines.
After reorganizing its army, Polsk continued with another offensive against Jun-Swagoland. The Theian Republic began selling weapons to most Swagolition members at this point, going as far as to even send a couple thousand volunteer soldiers to them alongside Dazhyyn. Swagonia finally completed Amogus Muy Grande, destroying Montaña del Sur and turning it into a volcano as it emerged, prompting Polsk to try to hold it in place with tractor beams while its soldiers moved to keep advancing. As Amogus Muy Grande made its way towards the front line in Sogga Union, 4 thousand Polskan special forces infiltrated the mech due to its comically bad security, leading to a internal siege as Swagonia's clearly stupid security measures kept being easily thwarted, allowing Polsk to seize the cockpit and lock themselves inside while Jun-Swagoland desperately tried to find a way back in. Seeing how incompetent its allies were, Bingterra left the Swagolition which prompted Bingland to declare war and invade them. Deciding that it was in their common interests, Swagonia and Jun-Swagoland unified, with Jun-Swagoland ceasing to exist as a separate state. The entire Swagolition rushed to invade Bingterra before it was flooded with enemy troops, prompting Polsk to support them despite their main focus still being the eastern front. While Bingterra was initially quite overwhelmed, once it gained noticeable reinforcements it started pushing back, with Polskan special forces blowing up enemy communications and fuel depots on all fronts while Swagonia made "forts". UFR reported sighting a unidentified black-furred Sarpian Cat in the wilderness heading towards Altilai, which Swagonia thought was Jinx. Polsk and Swagonia fought each other desperately, with Swagonian conscripts being forced to reside in university dorms due to their rapid recruitment. All of the sudden, a boat arrived in Yuzhnyy Bingusgrad (capital of Bingterra) containing Jinx (aka Sproingus), proclaiming a second Bingstaat which avoided bombing from other factions by threatening the use of a stolen nuclear warhead. Swagonia evacuated Ciudad Gris so Polsk bombed it, prompting Swagonia to unsuccessfully to to bomb New Warsaw in revenge.
Polsk put its focus on the Flopskadi and Bingterra fronts after deploying marines in Bongustan, sending many forces to assist Bingterra's war effort with a specific focus on fighting the Bingstaat, bombing them relentlessly until they started using hostages, prompting Polsk to send in spies to figure out what they were up to. Poolsk eventually decided to begin retreating by pushing into Binglandish territory, while a second force was sent to begin counterattacking. Bingland put its attention on crushing enemy forces in Bingterra, attacking and capturing Bingadan. With Bingadan (the city where its government was temporarily residing) gone, Bingterra decided to try an alternate strategy of victory by dissolving its government in favour of local councils so it may fight via guerilla warfare alongside Polsk, who sent soldiers behind enemy lines and paratroopers to sabotage Bingstaat's supply lines and industry. Polsk's infiltrations led to them discovering that Bingstaat was using alot of chemical weapons, which the UFR confirmed to be true as Sproingus had previously worked for Big Floppa as the UFR's chemical weapon researcher, prompting Polsk to begin a more desperate offensive. The Bingus Republic retrieved Bingland's files about Sproingus for Polsk, revealing that he was actually called 'Jinx' and used various false personalities for whatever reason, pretending to be a student called 'Cooper' in Macanaland and some cannibalistic cave goblin called 'Terry', with his 'Sproingus' personality being a former chemcial weapons manufacturer in the UFR before becoming a politician in Bingland and causing the civil war there during the Third Swagonian War before vanishing into the wilderness to form a 'Cult of Sproingus' to now invade Bingterra and Bingland with an army of cultists, mercenaries, and conscripts. Polsk began bribing mercenaries and conscripts to defect while Bangus attacked Jinx with 'mind powers' which mentally tormented him. Bingstaat began summarily executing defectors in order to scare soldiers into not defecting, prompting Polsk to try to use this as a reason to evacuate them. Polsk pushed to cut off Bingstaat's sea access, while Jinx threatened to nuke New Sarpiagrad (capital of Bangustan) over the mind torture.
