Ninth England War
| Ninth England War | |||
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrdtJBSRqOY | ||
| Date | 90 CE - 94 CE | ||
| Location | British Isles | ||
| Outcome | Scottish-Irish-Edwardian Victory | ||
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England grew tired of the populace of Ireland and Scotland mocking them, wishing to be instead taken more seriously. Ireland told them to shut up and stop being immature, which Scotland corroborated by saying its not their fault their people mocked England, leading to England demanding that the situation be solved or else they would declare war. Scotland and Ireland called this ridiculous as the tensions between their peoples were largely non-serious, which only angered England more as its military crossed the Scottish border and began arresting all that spoke out against them, sparking war between the two parties once the Scottish Military moved to kick the English army out. Deciding to follow a new strategy, England launched a full-scale invasion of Scotland by pushing into the southwest of the country. Once Scotland began to fight back, King Alfred of England's advisors began to question his motived for the war, although all opposition was silenced despite England being forced to fall back. England thus planned its next offensive, launching attacks on Edinburgh and Belfast, surrounding the former and outright occupying the latter as English bombs began raining down upon Dublin and Glasgow. England kept up its advance by capturing the region south of Perth in order to blockade Edinburgh as well as pushing deep enough into Ireland that the requested aid.
After facing largescale enemy offensives, Ireland claimed that it had found a weakness in the English armies as they had found that English tanks were very flammable, making them easy targets. Scotland decided to go along with this, allowing the two to achieve some counteroffensives. Public support for England's invasion began to rapidly deplete, soon escalating to the point of a largescale uprising headed by the king's son Prince Edward against the government after English forces were pushed out of Ireland, rallying hundreds of thousands to their cause. Sensing an opportunity to break the English during this weakened state, Scotland charged at the English lines in its country while Ireland occupied. Scotland and Ireland hesitantly agreed to form an alliance with Edward's rebellion, allowing Scotland to push England out of its territory, though the deeper the three pushed the fiercer the resistance became.
England sent a brief naval invasion that captured the city of Montrose before Scotland recaptured it, though during this gap England managed to retake Newcastle. England began relentlessly bombing its enemies, slowing down the Irish and Edwardian forces, which England tried to take advantage of by diverting its forces southwards to defeat the two weaker enemies, though this ended up in failure as Scottish forces suddenly landed in Southampton, allowing Ireland to connect its invasions in the northwest and southwest by occupying the Welsh border despite English bombing. Scotland outflanked England in a number of engagements, forcing England into a increasingly desperate and defensive position.
After years of war and the beginning of the Coronavirus Outbreak, the English government decided to surrender. Prince Edward was thus crowned as the new King, restoring power to the Parliament and rebuilding relations with the country's neighbours.
