Second Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War
| Second Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian War | |||
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| Video | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBypcGmhzQQ | ||
| Date | 147 CE | ||
| Location | Central Africa | ||
| Outcome | Inconclusive | ||
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Hongerswak was upset that travelling to Nyumba was so difficult now, leading to it getting into an argument with Wanaoishi over this as they found Hongerswak's complains annoying. Hongerswak suddenly blamed Wanaoishi for this despite it being Uganda's and Zina's fault that the two's borders had even ended up like this. Hongerswak eventually got annoyed enough by having to fly instead of drive to Nyumba, so they convinced Uganda to declare war alongside them.
The Ugandans quickly rushed into Wanaoishi, who complained about how nonsensical the two's borders were. Zina noticed the war was happening and forcefully came to Wanaoishi's aid as their army appeared in Slaperig. Instead of using regular Human soldiers, Zina was using mindless 5 meter tall human-like 'creatures' which ate the Ugandan Knuckles, allowing them to advance quite quickly in the north. Zina began attacking into Uganda, which angered them to the point of coughing up a nuclear weapon which destroyed the area where a lot of Zina's army was. Zina still had enough to keep advancing as the nuke was the only thing which had managed to kill the Zinans thus far, but Uganda didn't have any nukes so the Ugandans began trying to eat the Zinan army, leading to them realising that their necks were susceptible to damage. Wanaoishi grew hopeless as its earnest attempt to fight for the people's rights was co-opted once more, leading to it beginning to send refugees to Equatoria.
As the Ugandans had found their weakness and had the numbers to fight back, Zina noticed how badly it was losing, prompting Zina Echthyt to bribe Creepy into making Zina win the war. Luckily, Uganda was immune to cheating as it had killed countless deities in the past. Uganda threatened to blow up all of Zina, so Wanaoishi butted in and suggested simply splitting the region with Wanaoishi in the north and Hongerswak in the south, which Hongerswak kinda agreed with. Zina and Uganda were convinced to settle the borders (despite Wanaoishi's complaints that they should do it), splitting the country in half with a weird oval sticking into Wanaoishi, which they complained about but were ignored.
