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=== Discord's Reign === | === Discord's Reign === | ||
[[Rainbow Superman Sheep]], President of [[Wales]], died. Leading to [[Shepard The Third]] becoming the new ruler of the nation and mourning periods to begin in Wales and the [[Alicorn Kingdom]], as RSS was [[Princess Celestia]]'s boyfriend. In an attempt to calm down, Celestia looked outside and noticed that the garden looked different, that Canterlot palace was now painted with brown and green polka dots, that the clouds were cotton candy, that the palace was inside out, and that it was raining chocolate milk as things floated upside down. The entirety of Luxuria's national reserve was turned into wingless bats while vines grew everywhere, soon the Alicorn Kingdom's government vanished. The barrier surrounding the Alicorn Kingdom shattered as they became the 'Chaos Kingdom', soon being followed by a strange lizard-dragon-chicken-worm -looking 'thing' being seen flying over Luxuria as buildings began to float and turn into babies and the clouds turned into giant fish peeing out obsidian marbles, soon being followed by the entirety of Luxuria floating up into the air and turning upside down while maintaining its own 'gravity'. After being asked, the creature that had been flying around and doing this revealed themselves to be 'Discord', a god of chaos. Discord made Islandia very small and put all of its islands and people into a bowl before pouring in chocolate milk and eating it. This was Doge's final straw as he finally gave up on Yata, rescinding his title as ruler of the Kingdom of Yata and telling them to get a new one | [[Rainbow Superman Sheep]], President of [[Wales]], died. Leading to [[Shepard The Third]] becoming the new ruler of the nation and mourning periods to begin in Wales and the [[Alicorn Kingdom]], as RSS was [[Princess Celestia]]'s boyfriend. In an attempt to calm down, Celestia looked outside and noticed that the garden looked different, that Canterlot palace was now painted with brown and green polka dots, that the clouds were cotton candy, that the palace was inside out, and that it was raining chocolate milk as things floated upside down. The entirety of Luxuria's national reserve was turned into wingless bats while vines grew everywhere, soon the Alicorn Kingdom's government vanished. The barrier surrounding the Alicorn Kingdom shattered as they became the 'Chaos Kingdom', soon being followed by a strange lizard-dragon-chicken-worm -looking 'thing' being seen flying over Luxuria as buildings began to float and turn into babies and the clouds turned into giant fish peeing out obsidian marbles, soon being followed by the entirety of Luxuria floating up into the air and turning upside down while maintaining its own 'gravity'. After being asked, the creature that had been flying around and doing this revealed themselves to be 'Discord', a god of chaos. Discord made Islandia very small and put all of its islands and people into a bowl before pouring in chocolate milk and eating it. This was Doge's final straw as he finally gave up on Yata, rescinding his title as ruler of the Kingdom of Yata and telling them to get a new one, leading to Discord declaring that he was now the King of Yata. All pacific islands were turned into turtles. The countries of the world attempted to plead for mercy, with Neo-Sarpia and Lustland being the first to plead for mercy via bribery, prompting the NSR and Lustland to argue over each other's leader's former relationship. All of Nakmai's citizens were turned into Platypuses. Creepyland said 'if only Discord was hotter', prompting Yorica to tell them that if you took one look at [[Cool Town Cools Ville]] then they'd realise they were basically the same. Discord then made the national sport of Sizzle be rice, then made the entire country be rice, then made grass be a felony. All unclaimed Asian land became explosive doritos that sang minions songs. All Spinese people became smart scientists making WMDs. Wales, which was ruled by the ancient Shepard The Third, seemed to recognize Discord from ancient times. Spisos was teleported to the british isles, making them interract with Wales. South America was inverted. The New Sipedroan Republic became the New Nopedroan Republic while Nopedro became Sipedro. Discord revived all deceased dictators, even those from before The Great Sleep, leading to mass confusion among these rulers. North America was made constantly play elevator music. Lakes became trees, trees became meteors, mountains became roller coasters, and buildings turned into attractive women. This all tired Discord out, so he turned Italy into a chair which could only say Chair and sat on it while drinking Choros and turning Iceland into a sandwich. While initially he made Yetia peaceful, Discord instead made Yetia be made out of fire again. | ||
=== Castrovalence Crisis === | === Castrovalence Crisis === | ||
Castrovalence jumped to 0.5 as Apothelis was purged as refugees fled to Choros, allowing for the 'Timekeeper Nation' to seize control of its territory. The source of the rapid Castrovalence spikes, which had now reached 0.9, was discovered to be Yetia as they had found an underground society during the Discovery of the Yetia City Catacombs that had existed for over a century and had recently armed themselves and had been attempting to break out and conquer Yetia, with this society being known as Yentevia. The reveal of this made Castrovalence jump to 1, prompting the Timekeepers to warn Humanity to prepare for the worst as it would supposedly take a while for the dimension to stabilise. A being known as Peter soon revealed themselves | Castrovalence jumped to 0.5 as Apothelis was purged as refugees fled to Choros, allowing for the 'Timekeeper Nation' to seize control of its territory. The source of the rapid Castrovalence spikes, which had now reached 0.9, was discovered to be Yetia as they had found an underground society during the Discovery of the Yetia City Catacombs that had existed for over a century and had recently armed themselves and had been attempting to break out and conquer Yetia, with this society being known as Yentevia. The reveal of this made Castrovalence jump to 1, prompting the Timekeepers to warn Humanity to prepare for the worst as it would supposedly take a while for the dimension to stabilise. A being known as Peter soon revealed themselves and announced the apocalypse was now here. This led to Tritonia coming up with an explanation for this, accusing the Gods of playing against their own rules to manipulate lesser beings such as Humans, using the Timekeepers as soldiers to force species to do as they please. The NSR questioned why the Gods don't simply fix things, prompting Tritonia to accuse the gods of playing god, and that one day Humanity would be the true gods with no restrictions. Luxuria questioned how they were meant to go up against Gods considering the ongoing chaos of Discord's Reign, prompting Peter to exclaim 'BOW TO YOUR GOD' before smiting Morduria while Yetia kept throwing boulders at Yentevia. Peter decided to test Tritonia's loyalty after its recent 'accusations', whispering to themto follow Peter's orders to invade Yetia, which they did. Tritonia was too late though, as a nuclear explosion rang out from underground as Yentevia successfully seized most of Yetia after escaping. Tritonia pushed into Kalevala next, initially facing difficulties until Discord replaced all trees with jazz bands which made their defensive efforts ineffective. Tritonia next marched on Sarpistan, as any opposition was met with pillars of fire and lightning as Tritonia was aligned with the interests of the Timekeepers. The Timekeepers seemed to embrace the chaos that Discord was bringing, as they rained hailstones the size of footballs on Asophania and shone rainbows over Peterland. England tried to break free before it was subsumed into Yentevia. Mei'ra was teleported to a massive lake in Corecent, only for it to warp back, prompting the Timekeepers to send it to Timeline-001. Scandimar stopped the Yomtach Genocide and began intermarring with them. The Timekeepers set Castrovalence to 20 as Creepyland exploded and turned into cotton candy. Asophania became Denasola. Oceans turned to kool aid. Catania got strait roads. Petoria became 'Takoma' inhabited by the Simpsons until Peter Griffin fixed it. Yata began rapidly heating up as South America and Africa swapped places. Yomtachs peeked out of their underground refuge, before deciding it wasn't worth it as they went back. The Timekeepers claimed that if Humanity could get Castrovalence under 1 within 20 hours they'd leave forever. | ||
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Revision as of 09:21, 6 July 2025
| Chaos on Yata | |
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| Date | 107 CE |
| Location | Global |
| Outcome | tbaa |
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Discord's Reign
Rainbow Superman Sheep, President of Wales, died. Leading to Shepard The Third becoming the new ruler of the nation and mourning periods to begin in Wales and the Alicorn Kingdom, as RSS was Princess Celestia's boyfriend. In an attempt to calm down, Celestia looked outside and noticed that the garden looked different, that Canterlot palace was now painted with brown and green polka dots, that the clouds were cotton candy, that the palace was inside out, and that it was raining chocolate milk as things floated upside down. The entirety of Luxuria's national reserve was turned into wingless bats while vines grew everywhere, soon the Alicorn Kingdom's government vanished. The barrier surrounding the Alicorn Kingdom shattered as they became the 'Chaos Kingdom', soon being followed by a strange lizard-dragon-chicken-worm -looking 'thing' being seen flying over Luxuria as buildings began to float and turn into babies and the clouds turned into giant fish peeing out obsidian marbles, soon being followed by the entirety of Luxuria floating up into the air and turning upside down while maintaining its own 'gravity'. After being asked, the creature that had been flying around and doing this revealed themselves to be 'Discord', a god of chaos. Discord made Islandia very small and put all of its islands and people into a bowl before pouring in chocolate milk and eating it. This was Doge's final straw as he finally gave up on Yata, rescinding his title as ruler of the Kingdom of Yata and telling them to get a new one, leading to Discord declaring that he was now the King of Yata. All pacific islands were turned into turtles. The countries of the world attempted to plead for mercy, with Neo-Sarpia and Lustland being the first to plead for mercy via bribery, prompting the NSR and Lustland to argue over each other's leader's former relationship. All of Nakmai's citizens were turned into Platypuses. Creepyland said 'if only Discord was hotter', prompting Yorica to tell them that if you took one look at Cool Town Cools Ville then they'd realise they were basically the same. Discord then made the national sport of Sizzle be rice, then made the entire country be rice, then made grass be a felony. All unclaimed Asian land became explosive doritos that sang minions songs. All Spinese people became smart scientists making WMDs. Wales, which was ruled by the ancient Shepard The Third, seemed to recognize Discord from ancient times. Spisos was teleported to the british isles, making them interract with Wales. South America was inverted. The New Sipedroan Republic became the New Nopedroan Republic while Nopedro became Sipedro. Discord revived all deceased dictators, even those from before The Great Sleep, leading to mass confusion among these rulers. North America was made constantly play elevator music. Lakes became trees, trees became meteors, mountains became roller coasters, and buildings turned into attractive women. This all tired Discord out, so he turned Italy into a chair which could only say Chair and sat on it while drinking Choros and turning Iceland into a sandwich. While initially he made Yetia peaceful, Discord instead made Yetia be made out of fire again.
Castrovalence Crisis
Castrovalence jumped to 0.5 as Apothelis was purged as refugees fled to Choros, allowing for the 'Timekeeper Nation' to seize control of its territory. The source of the rapid Castrovalence spikes, which had now reached 0.9, was discovered to be Yetia as they had found an underground society during the Discovery of the Yetia City Catacombs that had existed for over a century and had recently armed themselves and had been attempting to break out and conquer Yetia, with this society being known as Yentevia. The reveal of this made Castrovalence jump to 1, prompting the Timekeepers to warn Humanity to prepare for the worst as it would supposedly take a while for the dimension to stabilise. A being known as Peter soon revealed themselves and announced the apocalypse was now here. This led to Tritonia coming up with an explanation for this, accusing the Gods of playing against their own rules to manipulate lesser beings such as Humans, using the Timekeepers as soldiers to force species to do as they please. The NSR questioned why the Gods don't simply fix things, prompting Tritonia to accuse the gods of playing god, and that one day Humanity would be the true gods with no restrictions. Luxuria questioned how they were meant to go up against Gods considering the ongoing chaos of Discord's Reign, prompting Peter to exclaim 'BOW TO YOUR GOD' before smiting Morduria while Yetia kept throwing boulders at Yentevia. Peter decided to test Tritonia's loyalty after its recent 'accusations', whispering to themto follow Peter's orders to invade Yetia, which they did. Tritonia was too late though, as a nuclear explosion rang out from underground as Yentevia successfully seized most of Yetia after escaping. Tritonia pushed into Kalevala next, initially facing difficulties until Discord replaced all trees with jazz bands which made their defensive efforts ineffective. Tritonia next marched on Sarpistan, as any opposition was met with pillars of fire and lightning as Tritonia was aligned with the interests of the Timekeepers. The Timekeepers seemed to embrace the chaos that Discord was bringing, as they rained hailstones the size of footballs on Asophania and shone rainbows over Peterland. England tried to break free before it was subsumed into Yentevia. Mei'ra was teleported to a massive lake in Corecent, only for it to warp back, prompting the Timekeepers to send it to Timeline-001. Scandimar stopped the Yomtach Genocide and began intermarring with them. The Timekeepers set Castrovalence to 20 as Creepyland exploded and turned into cotton candy. Asophania became Denasola. Oceans turned to kool aid. Catania got strait roads. Petoria became 'Takoma' inhabited by the Simpsons until Peter Griffin fixed it. Yata began rapidly heating up as South America and Africa swapped places. Yomtachs peeked out of their underground refuge, before deciding it wasn't worth it as they went back. The Timekeepers claimed that if Humanity could get Castrovalence under 1 within 20 hours they'd leave forever.
