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{{Year|year=182 CE - tba}}
{{Year|year=182 CE - 197 CE}}


== Chapter 1 ==
== Chapter 1 ==
Meanwhile.. What is UP with Tank and Vinh now??
'''Meanwhile.. Tank is now the king again.'''


Tank is now the king again i guess? that wasn't rlly discussed but like anyway :rofl:
'''[[Tank Fedorov|Tank]] and [[Vinh Fedorov|Vinh]] are now living in one of Tanks many mansions in [[Katryk]].'''


Anyway Tank and Vinh are now living in one of Tanks many mansions in Katryk
Tank says: "Did I actually buy 8 different mansions in Katryk? Why did I do that?"


Tank says: "Did I actually buy 8 different mansions in Katryk?? Why did I do that??"
"All of my family is dead so there was literally no point in having so many..."


"All of my family is dead so there was literally no point in having so manyu.."
Vinh says: "Well it's better to have a backup house in case we become poor again."
 
Vinh says: "Well it's better to have a backup house incase we become poor again :smirk_cat:"


Tank says: "Ah whatever.. I'll just sell all of those other mansions and keep this one."
Tank says: "Ah whatever.. I'll just sell all of those other mansions and keep this one."
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Tank says: "..."
Tank says: "..."


"Anyway i'm gonna go out and sell some of the mansions."
"Anyway I'm gonna go out and sell some of the mansions."


"Be careful don't burn this place down :eyes:"
"Be careful don't burn this place down."


"Also if somebody knocks at the door don't open it and turn off all the lights"
"Also if somebody knocks at the door don't open it and turn off all the lights."


Vinh says: "lol ok"
Vinh says: "Haha ok."


Tank leaves to become a salesman idk
'''Tank leaves to become a salesman'''.


Tank says: "Well I doubt anybody will be able to buy these mansions for their real price.. Maybe I should just reconstruct them into like.. hotels or shopping malls.."
Tank says: "Well I doubt anybody will be able to buy these mansions for their real price.. Maybe I should just reconstruct them into like.. hotels or shopping malls.."


While heading to one of his other houses, a lady runs into him.
'''While heading to one of his other houses, a lady runs into him.'''


??? says: ":cry: PLEASE HELP ME THIS WEIRD GUY IS CHASING ME"
??? says: "PLEASE HELP ME THIS WEIRD GUY IS CHASING ME"


Tank notices some dude with a knife
'''Tank notices some dude with a knife.'''


Crazy guy w/ a knife: "oh is this ur other boyfriend UR CHEATING ON ME WITH :rage:"
Crazy guy w/ a knife: "Oh is this your other boyfriend UR CHEATING ON ME WITH?"


??? says: "He keeps saying that but I don't know who he is :cry:"
??? says: "He keeps saying that but I don't know who he is."


Tank says: "Listen buddy, back off. Also stabbing is illegal :rolling_eyes:"
Tank says: "Listen buddy, back off. Also stabbing is illegal."


Crazy Guy w/ a knife says: "IDC SHE DESERVES THAT FOR WHAT SHE DID TO ME"
Crazy Guy w/ a knife says: "I DONT CARE SHE DESERVES THAT FOR WHAT SHE DID TO ME!"


Crazy Guy tries to stab the woman but Tank kicks him in the stomach
'''Crazy Guy tries to stab the woman but Tank kicks him in the stomach.'''


Crazy guy drops his knife
'''Crazy guy drops his knife.'''


Tank says: "I should start working out considering all the situations I get into :eye::eye:"
Tank says: "I should start working out considering all the situations I get into."


Crazy guy w/out a knife says: "jwriuwehrwieurhweirhwrsdksd"
'''Tank grabs the knife.'''
 
Tank grabs the knife


Tank says: "Can you call the police?"
Tank says: "Can you call the police?"


??? says: "ok :pensive: :sweat_drops:"
??? says: "Ok..."


Girlie calls the police and they come to take the crazy dude
'''Girlie calls the police and they come to take the crazy dude.'''


??? says: "Thank you for saving me :sweat_smile: "
??? says: "Thank you for saving me."


Tank says: "Oh uh, no problem!"
Tank says: "Oh uh, no problem!"
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??? says: "You know.. You seem somewhat familiar?"
??? says: "You know.. You seem somewhat familiar?"


Tank says: "ohhh hahah i get that a lot.. :eyes:"
Tank says: "Ohhh hahah I get that a lot."


??? says: "My name is Aksana"
??? says: "My name is [[Aksana Fedorov-Lipovsky|Aksana]]"


Tank says: "I'm Tank.."
Tank says: "I'm Tank.."
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Tank says: "..Yeah."
Tank says: "..Yeah."


Aksana says: "Ohh.. Wait so you're the tsar then?"
Aksana says: "Ohh.. Wait so you're the Tsar then?"


Tank says: ".Ah fine, yeah I am."
Tank says: ".Ah fine, yeah I am."


Aksana says: "Ohh that's cool :blush: umm"
Aksana says: "Ohh that's cool umm."


"I'm sorry to ask but.. Could you help me find a place to stay?"
"I'm sorry to ask but.. Could you help me find a place to stay?"


"I recently lost my job and my house..I don't know what to do now.."
"I recently lost my job and my house.. I don't know what to do now.."


Tank says: "..Oh! Hey, do you want one of my mansions?"
Tank says: "..Oh! Hey, do you want one of my mansions?"


"I'm trying to get rid of them :rolling_eyes:"
"I'm trying to get rid of them."


Aksana says: "For free!?"
Aksana says: "For free!?"


"No.. I possibly couldn't :pensive:"
"No.. I possibly couldn't."


Tank says: "It's fine I probably won't be living in it :rolling_eyes: Too lonely for me."
Tank says: "It's fine I probably won't be living in it. Too lonely for me."


Aksana says: "Lonely.."
Aksana says: "Lonely.."
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Aksana says: "Can I live with you?"
Aksana says: "Can I live with you?"


Tank says: "what"
Tank says: "What"


"uh"
"Uh"


Aksana says: "I can even be your maid :cry: please"
Aksana says: "I can even be your maid, please."


Tank says: "I guess you can live with me? Also you don't need to be a maid.. unless you're looking for a job right now."
Tank says: "I guess you can live with me? Also you don't need to be a maid.. unless you're looking for a job right now."


Tank goes back to his current living place
'''Tank goes back to his current living place.'''


Tank says: "I'm home very early :raised_back_of_hand:"
Tank says: "I'm home very early."


Aksana says: "Huh, what language is that?"
Aksana says: "Huh, what language is that?"
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Aksana says: "Ah.. Of course.. Royalty like you would know multiple languages.."
Aksana says: "Ah.. Of course.. Royalty like you would know multiple languages.."


Vinh comes running in
'''Vinh comes running in.'''


Vinh says: ":sunglasses: just a heads up I didn't burn the house down like you asked me to xoxo"
Vinh says: "Just a heads up I didn't burn the house down like you asked me to."


Tank says: "Good"
Tank says: "Good"
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Aksana says: "Oh.. Who's this?"
Aksana says: "Oh.. Who's this?"


Tank says: "My Daughter"
Tank says: "My Daughter."


Aksana says: "She looks quite.. different from you"
Aksana says: "She looks quite.. different from you"


Tank says: "Who cares"
Tank says: "Who cares."


"Anyway I have like 20 different guest bedrooms so"
"Anyway I have like 20 different guest bedrooms so."


Tank gives one of the bedrooms to Aksana
'''Tank gives one of the bedrooms to Aksana.'''


Tank says: "yw"
Tank says: "You're welcome."


Aksana says: "Thank you :sob:"
Aksana says: "Thank you."


"You're such a good Tsar :relieved:"  
"You're such a good Tsar."  


Tank says: "Haha."
Tank says: "Haha."


Tank leaves the room
'''Tank leaves the room.'''


Tank says: "What if I made one of those mansions an adoption center :thinking:"
Tank says: "What if I made one of those mansions an adoption centre..."
 
ok i'm gonna have to do big time skips for this


== Chapter 2 ==
== Chapter 2 ==
3 Months later Aksana is still living with Tank and Vinh
'''3 Months later Aksana is still living with Tank and Vinh.'''


Tank and Vinh are eating in the dinner room
'''Tank and Vinh are eating in the dinner room.'''


Aksana comes in
'''Aksana comes in.'''


Aksana says: ":yawning_face: good morning."
Aksana says: "Good morning."


Aksana wraps her arms around Tank
'''Aksana wraps her arms around Tank.'''


Tank says: "...."
Tank says: "...."
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"Please don't do that."
"Please don't do that."


Aksana says: "Oh haha sorry I'm quite tired :pensive:"
Aksana says: "Oh haha sorry I'm quite tired."


Tank says: "..."
Tank says: "..."


Aksana lets go and Tank leaves the room
'''Aksana lets go and Tank leaves the room'''


Vinh says: ":eye::eye:"
Vinh says: "..."


Aksana says: "What are you looking at :rolling_eyes:"
Aksana says: "What are you looking at."


Vinh says: "Uhhh Nothing :eyes:"
Vinh says: "Uhhh Nothing."


Later in the day
'''Later in the day.'''


Tank says: "I'll be heading out. Don't burn the house down."
Tank says: "I'll be heading out. Don't burn the house down."


Vinh says: "Okay :smirk_cat:"
Vinh says: "Okay."


Aksana says: "Be safe :relieved:"
Aksana says: "Be safe."


Aksana says: "Wait, before you go.."
Aksana says: "Wait, before you go.."
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Tank says: "?"
Tank says: "?"


Aksana walks up to Tank and tries to kiss him but Tank backs away
'''Aksana walks up to Tank and tries to kiss him but Tank backs away'''


Tank says: ":eye::eye: um.. bye.."
Tank says: "Um.. Bye.."


Tank leaves
'''Tank leaves.'''


Vinh says: ":rofl::rofl::joy:"
Vinh says: "Pffff-"


Aksana says: "What are you laughing about :rolling_eyes:"
Aksana says: "What are you laughing about."


Vinh says: "He has a boyfriend" Tank told her a while back :punch:
Vinh says: "He has a boyfriend"  
 
'''Tank told Vinh a while back.'''


Aksana says: "..."
Aksana says: "..."
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"He has a what...?"
"He has a what...?"


Vinh says: "what"
Vinh says: "What."


"boyfriend?"
"Boyfriend?"


Aksana says: "...."
Aksana says: "...."
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"Heh..."
"Heh..."


A few weeks later, Aksana has been trying to make moves on Tank still :raised_back_of_hand:
'''A few weeks later, Aksana has been trying to make moves on Tank still,'''


Aksana says: "Good morning love :relieved:"
Aksana says: "Good morning love,"


Tank says: "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP :rage:"
Tank says: "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP,"


"I'm not looking for a partner right now :rolling_eyes: Also you're making me uncomfortable :rage:"
"I'm not looking for a partner right now. Also you're making me uncomfortable."


Aksana says: "..."
Aksana says: "..."


"Oh yeah, I forgot. You already have a partner :relieved:"
"Oh yeah, I forgot. You already have a partner."


Tank says: "W..No I don't..."
Tank says: "W..No I don't..."
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Tank says: "...."
Tank says: "...."


Aksana says: "Listen.. I won't tell anybody about your boyfriend if you agree to marry me :relieved:"
Aksana says: "Listen.. I won't tell anybody about your boyfriend if you agree to marry me."


Tank says: "What.. You don't even have any proof."
Tank says: "What.. You don't even have any proof."


Aksana says: "Yes I do. I asked your daughter more about him. Apparently his name was An.. Now, wasn't that the president of Nakmai?"
Aksana says: "Yes I do. I asked your daughter more about him. Apparently his name was [[An Nguyen|An]].. Now, wasn't that the president of [[Nakmai]]?"


Tank says: "That's still not sufficient proof."
Tank says: "That's still not sufficient proof."
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Aksana says: "You're right. That's why I faked some letters and emails."
Aksana says: "You're right. That's why I faked some letters and emails."


Aksana pulls out some letters
'''Aksana pulls out some letters.'''


Tank says: "Wh-"
Tank says: "Wh-"
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"Give me the letters."
"Give me the letters."


Aksana says: "No :rofl:"
Aksana says: "No."


Tank storms at Aksana
'''Tank storms at Aksana.'''


Aksana says: "Eh?"
Aksana says: "Eh?"


Tank says: "GIVE ME THE LETTERS :rage:"
Tank says: "GIVE ME THE LETTERS."


Aksana says: "Are you actually going to hit a woman? This'll also look bad for you. Y'know?"
Aksana says: "Are you actually going to hit a woman? This'll also look bad for you. Y'know?"


"Because I'm recording everything :heart_eyes:"
"Because I'm recording everything."


Tank says: "Well that's stupid. Why would you tell me :rage:"
Tank says: "Well that's stupid. Why would you tell me."


Aksana says: ":relieved:"
Aksana says: "..."


Tank says: "Listen don't you want anything else?? I'll give you tons of money if you don't tell anyone about An."
Tank says: "Listen don't you want anything else? I'll give you tons of money if you don't tell anyone about An."


Aksana says: "Yes money is good.. But I want status :)"
Aksana says: "Yes money is good.. But I want status."


Tanks says: "..."
Tanks says: "..."
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Tank says: "I really want to punch you right now."
Tank says: "I really want to punch you right now."


Aksana says: ":cry: wow you're such a bad tsar"
Aksana says: "Wow you're such a bad tsar."


"Also, didn't you kill orphans or something :rolling_eyes:"
"Also, didn't you kill orphans or something?


"how did everybody forget :rofl:"
"How did everybody forget."


Tank says: "I don't do that anymore.. But what I did do in the past is unforgivable."
Tank says: "I don't do that anymore.. But what I did do in the past is unforgivable."


Aksana says: "Well anyway.. I suppose if you won't accept my offer then i'll go tell everybody all the things you've done :rolling_eyes:"
Aksana says: "Well anyway.. I suppose if you won't accept my offer then i'll go tell everybody all the things you've done."


Tank grabs Aksana by the arm
'''Tank grabs Aksana by the arm.'''


Tank says: "Can't we compromise??"
Tank says: "Can't we compromise??"


Aksana says: "No :rolling_eyes:  all the other rich people in yamalia are 60 year old balding dudes."
Aksana says: "No. All the other rich people in Yamalia are 60 year old balding dudes."
 
Tank says: "wajkhdjkawhehjwe"


Aksana grabs her phone from her pocket
'''Aksana grabs her phone from her pocket.'''


Tank slaps it out of her hand
'''Tank slaps it out of her hand.'''


Aksana says: ":cry: Why are you hurting me!"
Aksana says: "Why are you hurting me!"


"You're crazy :sob:"
"You're crazy."


Tank says: "What.."
Tank says: "What.."


Aksana says: "Let go :pensive: :sob: "
Aksana says: "Let go."


Tank says: "Please let's dis-"
Tank says: "Please let's dis-"


Aksana bites Tank in the arm
'''Aksana bites Tank in the arm.'''


Tank lets go and Aksana runs off
'''Tank lets go and Aksana runs off.'''


Tank says: "IUHEUWYORGHWQEUYIRGWEUIYRGWEUYIRG FRICK NONONONNO"
Tank says: "IUHEUWYORGHWQEUYIRGWEUIYRGWEUYIRG FUCK NONONONNO"


Tank tries to run after her but Vinh stops him
'''Tank tries to run after her but Vinh stops him.'''


Vinh says: "I made an epic drawing want to see :zany_face:"
Vinh says: "I made an epic drawing want to see."


Tank says: "Uhhh not right now I need to talk to Aksana..."
Tank says: "Uhhh not right now I need to talk to Aksana..."


Vinh says: ":rolling_eyes: who cares about her."
Vinh says: "Who cares about her."


Tank says: "Me right now :eyes:"
Tank says: "Me right now."


Vinh says: "Wait you actually like her?"
Vinh says: "Wait you actually like her?"


Tank says: "NO BRB AHAH"
Tank says: "NO BE RIGHT BACK AHAHA"


Tank runs out of the mansion but it seems Aksana has already run off somewhere
'''Tank runs out of the mansion but it seems Aksana has already run off somewhere.'''


Tank says: "..."
Tank says: "..."
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"Shoot.. I should move.."
"Shoot.. I should move.."


"What'll happen to Vinh if Yamalia finds out"
"What'll happen to Vinh if Yamalia finds out..."


"iuhwiuhwieurhiuwer Why couldn't I have been born in a different nation :rage:"
"Why couldn't I have been born in a different nation..."


"Or maybe i should've just moved when I had the chance.."
"Or maybe i should've just moved when I had the chance.."


"Why am I so worried.. It's not like being the tsar is anything special to me"
"Why am I so worried.. It's not like being the tsar is anything special to me..."


"but An told me to.."
"But An told me to.."


Vinh goes outside to see what tf Tank is doing :smiley:
'''Vinh goes outside to see what Tank is doing.'''


Vinh says: "Umm, are you okay? :cry: It's cold out here you should come back in."
Vinh says: "Umm, are you okay? It's cold out here you should come back in."


Tank says: "Right.."
Tank says: "Right.."


Tank goes back in
'''Tank goes back in.'''


The next day.. Tank didn't sleep all night.
'''The next day.. Tank didn't sleep all night..'''


Tank is looking at buying train tickets and some houses. But he then gets an email.
'''Tank is looking at buying train tickets and some houses. But he then gets an email.'''


It's from someone unknown :zany_face:
'''It's from someone unknown.'''


Tank checks the email and it's everything that happened yesterday but edited
'''Tank checks the email and it's everything that happened yesterday but edited.'''


Tank says: "Wait.."
Tank says: "Wait.."
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"Did she put cameras in the room??"
"Did she put cameras in the room??"


"What the hell"
"What the hell."


"No wonder she kept asking for money..."
"No wonder she kept asking for money..."
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Tank says: "..."
Tank says: "..."


Tank also sees there's a message w/ the email
'''Tank also sees there's a message w/ the email.'''


The message says: If you don't marry me then I'm going to leak that you hit woman as well :) I'll lie and say that you did many bad things to me while I was staying with you.
'''The message says: If you don't marry me then I'm going to leak that you hit woman as well. I'll lie and say that you did many bad things to me while I was staying with you..'''


Tank says: "..."
Tank says: "..."
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"I should just leave Yamalia.."
"I should just leave Yamalia.."


"..No.. wait.. I can't. An told me to get rid of Luxuria for him.."
"..No.. wait.. I can't. An told me to get rid of [[Luxuria]] for him.."


Tank says: "I have to do it.. I have to avenge Nakmai."
'''Tank says: "I have to do it.. I have to avenge Nakmai."'''


Tank sends Aksana an email to meet up at some park in Katryk
'''Tank sends Aksana an email to meet up at some park in Katryk.'''


The next day
'''The next day.'''


Tank goes to the park
'''Tank goes to the park.'''


Aksana says: ":relieved: hello"
Aksana says: "Hello."


Tank says: "Fine."
Tank says: "Fine."


Aksana says: "Hmmm? :relieved:"
Aksana says: "Hmmm?"


Tank says: "I'll marry you if you keep your mouth shut."
Tank says: "I'll marry you if you keep your mouth shut."


Aksana says: "omggg :heart_eyes: I can't wait for our big royal wedding :heart:"
Aksana says: "Omg I can't wait for our big royal wedding!"


Tank says: "...."
Tank says: "...."


Aksana says: "Oh just forget about that guy :rolling_eyes: You know.. I can probably change your disgusting ways :relieved:"
Aksana says: "Oh just forget about that guy. You know.. I can probably change your disgusting ways."


Tank says: "...."
Tank says: "...."


Aksana says: "Awww shy? :zany_face:"
Aksana says: "Awww shy?"


Tank says: "....."
Tank says: "....."


Tank just starts heading out of the park :rolling_eyes: Aksana follows him
'''Tank just starts heading out of the park. Aksana follows him.'''


Aksana keeps talking about random things
'''Aksana keeps talking about random things.'''


They get to Tanks mansion
'''They get to Tanks mansion.'''


Vinh says: "Welcome back :smirk_cat: oh you brought her w/ you :rolling_eyes:"
Vinh says: "Welcome back, oh you brought her w/ you."


Aksana says: "That's no way to speak to your mother :zany_face:"
Aksana says: "That's no way to speak to your mother."


Vinh says: "wtf"
Vinh says: "What??"


Aksana says: "Yeah, we're getting married :zany_face:"
Aksana says: "Yeah, we're getting married."


Vinh says: "Why???"
Vinh says: "Why???"


":sob: what about An???"
"What about An???"


"I know he left us.. but you still love him right? :cry:"
"I know he left us.. But you still love him right?"


Tank says: "...."
Tank says: "...."


Aksana says: "I can't wait to make a TRUE royal family lineage child w/ you Tanky :relieved:"
Aksana says: "I can't wait to make a TRUE royal family lineage child w/ you Tanky."


Tank says: "..God no."
Tank says: "..God no."
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Tank says: "I want to be left alone for a bit."
Tank says: "I want to be left alone for a bit."


Tank leaves
'''Tank leaves.'''


Aksana says: "I guess he's a virgin :rolling_eyes:"
Aksana says: "I guess he's a virgin."


Vinh says: "what"
Vinh says: "what"


"anyway i'm never calling you mom :rage:"
"anyway I'm never calling you mom."


Aksana says: "Good. I don't want a bad child like you anyway."
Aksana says: "Good. I don't want a bad child like you anyway."
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Aksana says: "Wh- that's no way to speak to somebody??"
Aksana says: "Wh- that's no way to speak to somebody??"


":rolling_eyes: ugh.. asians."
"Ugh.. asians."
 
aksana is also racist


why not go for everything
Vinh says: "Whatever"


Vinh says: "whatever"
'''Vinh leaves.'''


Vinh leaves
'''The next day.'''


The next day
'''Aksana forcefully makes Tank go to a news reporter.'''


Aksana forcefully makes Tank go to a news reporter
News Reporter says: "Wow Mr. Tsar how does it feel to be getting married?"
 
News Reporter says: "wow mr Tsar how does it feel to be getting married :zany_face:"


Tank says: "....."
Tank says: "....."
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Tank says: "uh.. "
Tank says: "uh.. "


Aksana says: "He's a bit shy today haha :rofl:"
Aksana says: "He's a bit shy today haha."


"he's very happy about our marriage and so am I :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:"
"He's very happy about our marriage and so am I."


<nowiki>:</nowiki>sob: :pensive:
Aksana says: "We will be getting married in the summer."


Aksana says: "We will be getting married in the summer :relieved:"
'''A few days later this interview goes public.'''


A few days later this interview goes public
'''An is currently living in Nilastan.'''


An is currently living in Nilastan
An says: "Today's been pretty tiring.. Might as well check the news, might as well check if Luxuria is trying to attack or not."


ans point of view time :zany_face:
'''An turns on the news.'''


An is currently living in Nilastan
'''The headline is in Hindi.'''


An says: "Today's been pretty tiring.. Might as well check the news :zany_face: might as well check if Luxuria is tryna attack or not lol"
An says: "Wait I'm stupid I can't read Hindi."


An turns on the news
"Wait.."


The headline is in hindi lmao
"Isn't that tank??"


An says: "wait i'm stupid i can't read hindi"
"Wait chileee what did he do?"


"wait.."
'''An checks the news on his phone instead.'''


"isn't that tank??"
'''He reads the headline.'''
 
"wait chileee what did he do :rofl:"
 
An checks the news on his phone instead
 
He reads the headline


An says: "Ah-"
An says: "Ah-"


"huh"
"Huh."


An says: "...huh?"
An says: "...huh?"


An says: "Wait.. nooo is this an april fools joke :rofl: "
An says: "Wait.. Nooo is this an april fools joke..."


"haha"
"haha."


"..."
"..."
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"But it still.. hurts so much.."
"But it still.. hurts so much.."


An starts to cry
'''An starts to cry.'''


A few months later :punch: :raised_back_of_hand:
'''A few months later.'''


It's now summer
'''It's now summer.'''


The day of Tank and Aksanas marriage
'''The day of Tank and Aksana's marriage.'''


Tank is standing at the alter with a dead look
'''Tank is standing at the altar with a dead look.'''


And then, wedding music starts playing. And Aksana starts going down the hallway
'''And then, wedding music starts playing. And Aksana starts going down the hallway.'''


She gets to the alter and the priest starts talking
'''She gets to the alter and the priest starts talking.'''


Priest says: "If anybody has any objections then say it now or forever hold your peace."
Priest says: "If anybody has any objections then say it now or forever hold your peace."


Tank looks at the door
'''Tank looks at the door'''


Nothing happens.
'''Nothing happens.'''


The priest keeps talking
'''The priest keeps talking'''


Tank was sort of expecting An to come through.. But why would he?
'''Tank was sort of expecting An to come through.. But why would he?'''


Tank knows he probably hurt An.
'''Tank knows he probably hurt An.'''


The priest announces Tank and Aksana married
'''The priest announces Tank and Aksana married.'''


Priest says: "You may kiss the bride now"
Priest says: "You may kiss the bride now"


Tank doesn't do anything
'''Tank doesn't do anything.'''
 
Aksana whispers: "Kiss you fool :smiley:"


They kiss :raised_back_of_hand:
Aksana whispers: "Kiss you fool."


everybody cheers
'''They kiss.'''


A few months later
'''Everybody cheers.'''


redo
'''A few months later.'''


An is scrolling through social media
'''An is scrolling through social media'''


He comes across a headline.
'''He comes across a headline.'''


Tsar's wife announces she is pregnant!?
'''Tsar's wife announces she is pregnant!?'''


An says: "..."
An says: "..."


"Haha.. wow.."
"Haha.. wow.."
History book when it gets to Tank and An: wow! it suddenly just disappeared :flushed:


An says: "I guess he's completely forgotten about me then.."
An says: "I guess he's completely forgotten about me then.."
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"..Maybe I should've listened to him all those months ago..."
"..Maybe I should've listened to him all those months ago..."


9 months later the kid is born
'''9 months later the kid is born.'''


Aksana says: "He's so cute :relieved: he already seems ready to be the next tsar :heart_eyes:"
Aksana says: "He's so cute, he already seems ready to be the next tsar."


Aksana says: "Do you want to name him :relieved:"
Aksana says: "Do you want to name him?"


"And no, you can't name him after your stupid boyfriend :rolling_eyes:"
"And no, you can't name him after your stupid boyfriend."


Tank says: "..."
Tank says: "..."


== Chapter 3 ==
== Chapter 3 ==
Meanwhile in Yamalia, Katryk. . .
'''Meanwhile in Yamalia, Katryk.'''


Vinh has become 18 :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:
'''Vinh has turned 18.'''


Tank says: "Happy Birthday!"
Tank says: "Happy Birthday!"


Vinh says: "Thanks :relieved:"
Vinh says: "Thanks."
 
like all i had in mind was "vinh 18 now lol"
 
no


Tank says: "I originally had made a cake for you, but Aksana took it and gave it to Danya."
Tank says: "I originally had made a cake for you, but Aksana took it and gave it to [[Danya Fedorov-Lipovsky|Danya]]."


Vinh says: "Oh of course she did :rolling_eyes: "
Vinh says: "Oh of course she did."


"She treats Danya like he's the next Jesus."
"She treats Danya like he's the next Jesus."
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Tank says: "..Yeah."
Tank says: "..Yeah."


Tank says: "Anyway.. after she took the cake, I only had enough time to make a cupcake. I'm sorry.."
Tank says: "Anyway.. After she took the cake, I only had enough time to make a cupcake. I'm sorry.."


Vinh says: "It's fine. It's not your fault."
Vinh says: "It's fine. It's not your fault."


Tank hands the cupcake to Vinh
'''Tank hands the cupcake to Vinh.'''


Vinh says: "Looks good :smirk_cat:!"
Vinh says: "Looks good!"


Tank says: "I also have a present for you. I wasn't sure what to give you.. But since you'll be moving out in a few days.."
Tank says: "I also have a present for you. I wasn't sure what to give you.. But since you'll be moving out in a few days.."


Tank hands Vinh an envelope  
'''Tank hands Vinh an envelope.'''


Vinh opens it
'''Vinh opens it.'''


Vinh says: ":heart_eyes: A PICTURE WITHOUT AKSANA AND DANYA!?!?!?"
Vinh says: "A PICTURE WITHOUT AKSANA AND DANYA!?!?!?"


Tank says: "Yeah.... It took a while to find a picture with only us. Since Aksana deleted all of them.."
Tank says: "Yeah.... It took a while to find a picture with only us. Since Aksana deleted all of them.."
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Tank says: "I thought you might need some in the future. Then again It probably doesn't matter since I'll still give you money if you ask."
Tank says: "I thought you might need some in the future. Then again It probably doesn't matter since I'll still give you money if you ask."


Vinh says: "No, no! This is good for me.. I don't want to keep wasting all of your money.. Like a certain somebody :rolling_eyes: :rolling_eyes: :rolling_eyes: "
Vinh says: "No, no! This is good for me.. I don't want to keep wasting all of your money.. Like a certain somebody."


Tank says: "Well-"
Tank says: "Well-"


Aksana comes in the room
'''Aksana comes in the room.'''


Aksana says: "I'm so sorry to bother you, Vinh. But could you take care of my angelic Danya :relieved: ?"
Aksana says: "I'm so sorry to bother you, Vinh. But could you take care of my angelic Danya?"


"Since You're 18 now, you should learn how to properly take care of a child."
"Since You're 18 now, you should learn how to properly take care of a child."
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"Fine. I'll be leaving now."
"Fine. I'll be leaving now."


Aksana leaves the room
'''Aksana leaves the room.'''


Vinh says: "Tank, you didn't have to-"
Vinh says: "Tank, you didn't have to-"
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Vinh says: "..Well.. Alright!"
Vinh says: "..Well.. Alright!"


Danya runs in the room for plot convenience
'''Danya runs in the room.'''


Danya says: "Greetings, peasants."
Danya says: "Greetings, peasants."
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Tank says: "..."
Tank says: "..."


Danya says: "You should not speak to your future savior like that."
Danya says: "You should not speak to your future saviour like that."


Vinh says: "You're like 8. Go play roblox or something :rolling_eyes:"
Vinh says: "You're like 8. Go play Roblox or something."


Danya says: ".."
Danya says: ".."
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Vinh says: ".."
Vinh says: ".."


Vinh sighs
'''Vinh sighs.'''


Vinh says: "Time to start preparing for University I suppose."
Vinh says: "Time to start preparing for University I suppose."


== Chapter 4 ==
== Chapter 4 ==
Danya is now preparing to celebrate his 14th birthday.  
'''Danya is now preparing to celebrate his 14th birthday.'''


Aksana says: "We need to make this birthday bigger and better than last years one!"
Aksana says: "We need to make this birthday bigger and better than last years one!"
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Aksana says: "Okay bye i have to go to the spa now."
Aksana says: "Okay bye i have to go to the spa now."


"love you"
"Love you."


Aksana leaves lmao
'''Aksana leaves.'''


Tank says: "..."
Tank says: "..."
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"I'm not sure how longer I can keep putting up with her.."
"I'm not sure how longer I can keep putting up with her.."


"Maybe I should just.. let her tell everybody..."
"Maybe I should just.. Let her tell everybody..."


"no.. no.. you have to get rid of Luxuria first."
"No.. No.. You have to get rid of Luxuria first."


"..But.. I can't come up with anything, that Luxuria.."
"..But.. I can't come up with anything, that Luxuria.."
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"Okay, Tank. You'll regret that."
"Okay, Tank. You'll regret that."


Tank says: "Of course I will. :rolling_eyes:"
Tank says: "Of course I will."


Danya leaves the room
'''Danya leaves the room.'''


Tank says: "Sigh.. I wonder how Vinh is doing in University..."
Tank says: "Sigh.. I wonder how Vinh is doing in University..."
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"I should call her... But first I should begin working on this stupid party."
"I should call her... But first I should begin working on this stupid party."


Tank starts to work on the birthday party.
'''Tank starts to work on the birthday party.'''


Meanwhile with Danya..
'''Meanwhile with Danya..'''


Danya says: "Hmph. And he calls himself a father!"
Danya says: "Hmph. And he calls himself a father!"
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"Time to see if I can find anything in Aksana and Tanks room."
"Time to see if I can find anything in Aksana and Tanks room."


Danya secretly heads into his parents bedroom to find anything worthy of blackmail
'''Danya secretly heads into his parents bedroom to find anything worthy of blackmail.'''


Danya says: "Nothing, nothing.. More nothing. This is starting to feel like a waste of time."
Danya says: "Nothing, nothing.. More nothing. This is starting to feel like a waste of time."
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"Maybe I should just kill him-"
"Maybe I should just kill him-"


Suddenly, Danya notices something on top of the closet
'''Suddenly, Danya notices something on top of the closet.'''


Danya says: "Aha! A suspicious box?"
Danya says: "Aha! A suspicious box?"


He gets a chair to climb on. He grabs the box and opens it up
'''He gets a chair to climb on. He grabs the box and opens it up.'''


Danya says: "A bunch of letters. And some sort of video player.."
Danya says: "A bunch of letters. And some sort of video player.."


Danya sits down on the bed and begins to read everything in the box
'''Danya sits down on the bed and begins to read everything in the box.'''


He also finds an old phone
'''He also finds an old phone.'''


Danya says: "...."
Danya says: "...."
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Danya says: "Now.. How should I do this.."
Danya says: "Now.. How should I do this.."


A few days later, it is now Danyas birthday.
'''A few days later, it is now Danyas birthday.'''


Aksana says: "The ball room looks.. alright. It could've been better."
Aksana says: "The ball room looks.. alright. It could've been better."
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Aksana says: "Oh Tank. You're so funny."
Aksana says: "Oh Tank. You're so funny."


Doorbell noises are heard
'''Doorbell noises are heard.'''


Aksana says: "Oh, the camera crew must be here!"
Aksana says: "Oh, the camera crew must be here!"
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Tank says: "?"
Tank says: "?"


Aksana lets the camera people in
'''Aksana lets the camera people in.'''


Tank says: "Are we making some sort of movie?"
Tank says: "Are we making some sort of movie?"
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Tank says: "Okay."
Tank says: "Okay."


A few hours later and many guests have arrived to Danya's birthday party.
'''A few hours later and many guests have arrived to Danya's birthday party.'''


The celebrations begin and Danya asks if he can hold a speech.
'''The celebrations begin and Danya asks if he can hold a speech.'''


Danya says: "Thank you all for coming to my birthday celebration. Though.. I'd rather call it my coronation day."
Danya says: "Thank you all for coming to my birthday celebration. Though.. I'd rather call it my coronation day."
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"Because Tank, will sadly no longer be able to stay as the king."
"Because Tank, will sadly no longer be able to stay as the king."


Tank says: "...here we go again."
Tank says: "...Here we go again."


Danya says: "Because it seems the current king of Yamalia, is a homosexual."
Danya says: "Because it seems the current king of Yamalia, is a homosexual."


the people gasp
'''The people gasp.'''


Tank says: "......."
Tank says: "......."


Aksana says: "..eh?"
Aksana says: "..Eh?"


Danya says: "And I have proof. I found letters he sent to his lover in Nakmai back in the day."
Danya says: "And I have proof. I found letters he sent to his lover in Nakmai back in the day."
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"I will begin to read them."
"I will begin to read them."


Danya pulls out the letters he found and begins to read them
'''Danya pulls out the letters he found and begins to read them.'''


Tank says: ".......wait.."
Tank says: ".......Wait.."


"no... wait"
"No... Wait..."


"DANYA"
"DANYA"


Danya continues to read them
''Danya continues to read them.''


Tank says: "THEY'RE FAKE"
Tank says: "THEY'RE FAKE."


"HE SET THIS ALL UP-"
"HE SET THIS ALL UP-"
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Aksana says: "Danya is right."
Aksana says: "Danya is right."


The guests gasp again
'''The guests gasp again.'''


Aksana says: "He's never loved me..  He's always been so cold to me all these years."
Aksana says: "He's never loved me..  He's always been so cold to me all these years."


Tank says: "AKSANA"
Tank says: "AKSANA!"


Danya says: "Sorry Tank. But you are sadly not fit to rule this country."
Danya says: "Sorry Tank. But you are sadly not fit to rule this country."
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Tank says: "DANYA YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO RULE.."
Tank says: "DANYA YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO RULE.."


the people start to get angry at Tank :triumph: :triumph:
'''The people start to get angry at Tank.'''


The room starts to go into chaos
'''The room starts to go into chaos.'''


They all question Tank
'''They all question Tank.'''


Tank says: "...This can't be happening.."
Tank says: "...This can't be happening.."
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Danya says: "How shameful. Feel free to throw anything at him!"
Danya says: "How shameful. Feel free to throw anything at him!"


Tank says: "WHAT"
Tank says: "WHAT."


Aksana fake cries
'''Aksana fake cries.'''


Aksana says: "Ahoo ahoo :pensive: :pensive: :pensive: "
Aksana says: "Ahoo ahoo :pensive: :pensive: :pensive: "


A plate gets thrown at Tank
'''A plate gets thrown at Tank.'''


Tank says: "FRICK"
Tank says: "FUCK-"


Tank bolts out of the palace :smiley:
'''Tank bolts out of the palace.'''


Tank says: "Shoot.. shoot.. what now.. where do I go?"
Tank says: "Shoot.. Shoot.. What now.. Where do I go?"


"Right.. this isn't the first time i've had to run away.."
"Right.. this isn't the first time I've had to run away.."


"Right.. okay, I'll just head to Linelands border."
"Right.. okay, I'll just head to [[Lineland|Lineland's]] border."


"Wait, what about Vinh!?"
"Wait, what about Vinh!?"


"I left my phone at home.. AGH THIS IS SO STUPID"
"I left my phone at home.. AGH THIS IS SO STUPID!"
 
Tank runs to the sizzle russia town part 2


except this time he doesn't get a taxi
Tank runs to [[Shipeniye]].


Tank says: "..Is this how all the other leaders felt? Sportavny.. Adrik..
'''Except this time he doesn't get a taxi'''


'''[[My Unforgettable Love|Tank arrives at New Sizzle and heads into the church.]]'''
Tank says: "..Is this how all the other leaders felt? [[Sportavny Sidorov|Sportavny]].. [[Adrik Petroshki|Adrik]].."
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Latest revision as of 11:14, 18 September 2025

Year: 182 CE - 197 CE


Chapter 1

Meanwhile.. Tank is now the king again.

Tank and Vinh are now living in one of Tanks many mansions in Katryk.

Tank says: "Did I actually buy 8 different mansions in Katryk? Why did I do that?"

"All of my family is dead so there was literally no point in having so many..."

Vinh says: "Well it's better to have a backup house in case we become poor again."

Tank says: "Ah whatever.. I'll just sell all of those other mansions and keep this one."

Vinh says: "Ummm, since your a king shouldn't you have a castle?"

Tank says: "..."

"Anyway I'm gonna go out and sell some of the mansions."

"Be careful don't burn this place down."

"Also if somebody knocks at the door don't open it and turn off all the lights."

Vinh says: "Haha ok."

Tank leaves to become a salesman.

Tank says: "Well I doubt anybody will be able to buy these mansions for their real price.. Maybe I should just reconstruct them into like.. hotels or shopping malls.."

While heading to one of his other houses, a lady runs into him.

??? says: "PLEASE HELP ME THIS WEIRD GUY IS CHASING ME"

Tank notices some dude with a knife.

Crazy guy w/ a knife: "Oh is this your other boyfriend UR CHEATING ON ME WITH?"

??? says: "He keeps saying that but I don't know who he is."

Tank says: "Listen buddy, back off. Also stabbing is illegal."

Crazy Guy w/ a knife says: "I DONT CARE SHE DESERVES THAT FOR WHAT SHE DID TO ME!"

Crazy Guy tries to stab the woman but Tank kicks him in the stomach.

Crazy guy drops his knife.

Tank says: "I should start working out considering all the situations I get into."

Tank grabs the knife.

Tank says: "Can you call the police?"

??? says: "Ok..."

Girlie calls the police and they come to take the crazy dude.

??? says: "Thank you for saving me."

Tank says: "Oh uh, no problem!"

??? says: "You know.. You seem somewhat familiar?"

Tank says: "Ohhh hahah I get that a lot."

??? says: "My name is Aksana"

Tank says: "I'm Tank.."

Aksana says: "Like the Tsar??"

Tank says: "..Yeah."

Aksana says: "Ohh.. Wait so you're the Tsar then?"

Tank says: ".Ah fine, yeah I am."

Aksana says: "Ohh that's cool umm."

"I'm sorry to ask but.. Could you help me find a place to stay?"

"I recently lost my job and my house.. I don't know what to do now.."

Tank says: "..Oh! Hey, do you want one of my mansions?"

"I'm trying to get rid of them."

Aksana says: "For free!?"

"No.. I possibly couldn't."

Tank says: "It's fine I probably won't be living in it. Too lonely for me."

Aksana says: "Lonely.."

Aksana says: "Can I live with you?"

Tank says: "What"

"Uh"

Aksana says: "I can even be your maid, please."

Tank says: "I guess you can live with me? Also you don't need to be a maid.. unless you're looking for a job right now."

Tank goes back to his current living place.

Tank says: "I'm home very early."

Aksana says: "Huh, what language is that?"

Tank says: "English"

Aksana says: "Ah.. Of course.. Royalty like you would know multiple languages.."

Vinh comes running in.

Vinh says: "Just a heads up I didn't burn the house down like you asked me to."

Tank says: "Good"

Aksana says: "Oh.. Who's this?"

Tank says: "My Daughter."

Aksana says: "She looks quite.. different from you"

Tank says: "Who cares."

"Anyway I have like 20 different guest bedrooms so."

Tank gives one of the bedrooms to Aksana.

Tank says: "You're welcome."

Aksana says: "Thank you."

"You're such a good Tsar."

Tank says: "Haha."

Tank leaves the room.

Tank says: "What if I made one of those mansions an adoption centre..."

Chapter 2

3 Months later Aksana is still living with Tank and Vinh.

Tank and Vinh are eating in the dinner room.

Aksana comes in.

Aksana says: "Good morning."

Aksana wraps her arms around Tank.

Tank says: "...."

"Please don't do that."

Aksana says: "Oh haha sorry I'm quite tired."

Tank says: "..."

Aksana lets go and Tank leaves the room

Vinh says: "..."

Aksana says: "What are you looking at."

Vinh says: "Uhhh Nothing."

Later in the day.

Tank says: "I'll be heading out. Don't burn the house down."

Vinh says: "Okay."

Aksana says: "Be safe."

Aksana says: "Wait, before you go.."

Tank says: "?"

Aksana walks up to Tank and tries to kiss him but Tank backs away

Tank says: "Um.. Bye.."

Tank leaves.

Vinh says: "Pffff-"

Aksana says: "What are you laughing about."

Vinh says: "He has a boyfriend"

Tank told Vinh a while back.

Aksana says: "..."

"He has a what...?"

Vinh says: "What."

"Boyfriend?"

Aksana says: "...."

"Heh..."

A few weeks later, Aksana has been trying to make moves on Tank still,

Aksana says: "Good morning love,"

Tank says: "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP,"

"I'm not looking for a partner right now. Also you're making me uncomfortable."

Aksana says: "..."

"Oh yeah, I forgot. You already have a partner."

Tank says: "W..No I don't..."

Aksana says: "Your.. little daughter told me about it. Apparently you have a boyfriend?"

Tank says: "...."

Aksana says: "Listen.. I won't tell anybody about your boyfriend if you agree to marry me."

Tank says: "What.. You don't even have any proof."

Aksana says: "Yes I do. I asked your daughter more about him. Apparently his name was An.. Now, wasn't that the president of Nakmai?"

Tank says: "That's still not sufficient proof."

Aksana says: "You're right. That's why I faked some letters and emails."

Aksana pulls out some letters.

Tank says: "Wh-"

Aksana says: "You know how Yamalians are with these types of situations. They don't care if it looks real or not, as long as they can kick someone out."

Tank says: "..."

"Give me the letters."

Aksana says: "No."

Tank storms at Aksana.

Aksana says: "Eh?"

Tank says: "GIVE ME THE LETTERS."

Aksana says: "Are you actually going to hit a woman? This'll also look bad for you. Y'know?"

"Because I'm recording everything."

Tank says: "Well that's stupid. Why would you tell me."

Aksana says: "..."

Tank says: "Listen don't you want anything else? I'll give you tons of money if you don't tell anyone about An."

Aksana says: "Yes money is good.. But I want status."

Tanks says: "..."

Tank says: "I really want to punch you right now."

Aksana says: "Wow you're such a bad tsar."

"Also, didn't you kill orphans or something?

"How did everybody forget."

Tank says: "I don't do that anymore.. But what I did do in the past is unforgivable."

Aksana says: "Well anyway.. I suppose if you won't accept my offer then i'll go tell everybody all the things you've done."

Tank grabs Aksana by the arm.

Tank says: "Can't we compromise??"

Aksana says: "No. All the other rich people in Yamalia are 60 year old balding dudes."

Aksana grabs her phone from her pocket.

Tank slaps it out of her hand.

Aksana says: "Why are you hurting me!"

"You're crazy."

Tank says: "What.."

Aksana says: "Let go."

Tank says: "Please let's dis-"

Aksana bites Tank in the arm.

Tank lets go and Aksana runs off.

Tank says: "IUHEUWYORGHWQEUYIRGWEUIYRGWEUYIRG FUCK NONONONNO"

Tank tries to run after her but Vinh stops him.

Vinh says: "I made an epic drawing want to see."

Tank says: "Uhhh not right now I need to talk to Aksana..."

Vinh says: "Who cares about her."

Tank says: "Me right now."

Vinh says: "Wait you actually like her?"

Tank says: "NO BE RIGHT BACK AHAHA"

Tank runs out of the mansion but it seems Aksana has already run off somewhere.

Tank says: "..."

"Oh"

"oh no"

"What now?? What do I do now??"

"Shoot.. I should move.."

"What'll happen to Vinh if Yamalia finds out..."

"Why couldn't I have been born in a different nation..."

"Or maybe i should've just moved when I had the chance.."

"Why am I so worried.. It's not like being the tsar is anything special to me..."

"But An told me to.."

Vinh goes outside to see what Tank is doing.

Vinh says: "Umm, are you okay? It's cold out here you should come back in."

Tank says: "Right.."

Tank goes back in.

The next day.. Tank didn't sleep all night..

Tank is looking at buying train tickets and some houses. But he then gets an email.

It's from someone unknown.

Tank checks the email and it's everything that happened yesterday but edited.

Tank says: "Wait.."

"Did she put cameras in the room??"

"What the hell."

"No wonder she kept asking for money..."

Tank says: "..."

Tank also sees there's a message w/ the email.

The message says: If you don't marry me then I'm going to leak that you hit woman as well. I'll lie and say that you did many bad things to me while I was staying with you..

Tank says: "..."

"I should just leave Yamalia.."

"..No.. wait.. I can't. An told me to get rid of Luxuria for him.."

Tank says: "I have to do it.. I have to avenge Nakmai."

Tank sends Aksana an email to meet up at some park in Katryk.

The next day.

Tank goes to the park.

Aksana says: "Hello."

Tank says: "Fine."

Aksana says: "Hmmm?"

Tank says: "I'll marry you if you keep your mouth shut."

Aksana says: "Omg I can't wait for our big royal wedding!"

Tank says: "...."

Aksana says: "Oh just forget about that guy. You know.. I can probably change your disgusting ways."

Tank says: "...."

Aksana says: "Awww shy?"

Tank says: "....."

Tank just starts heading out of the park. Aksana follows him.

Aksana keeps talking about random things.

They get to Tanks mansion.

Vinh says: "Welcome back, oh you brought her w/ you."

Aksana says: "That's no way to speak to your mother."

Vinh says: "What??"

Aksana says: "Yeah, we're getting married."

Vinh says: "Why???"

"What about An???"

"I know he left us.. But you still love him right?"

Tank says: "...."

Aksana says: "I can't wait to make a TRUE royal family lineage child w/ you Tanky."

Tank says: "..God no."

Aksana says: "Hm?"

Tank says: "I want to be left alone for a bit."

Tank leaves.

Aksana says: "I guess he's a virgin."

Vinh says: "what"

"anyway I'm never calling you mom."

Aksana says: "Good. I don't want a bad child like you anyway."

Vinh says: "I hope you die in your sleep"

Aksana says: "Wh- that's no way to speak to somebody??"

"Ugh.. asians."

Vinh says: "Whatever"

Vinh leaves.

The next day.

Aksana forcefully makes Tank go to a news reporter.

News Reporter says: "Wow Mr. Tsar how does it feel to be getting married?"

Tank says: "....."

Tank says: "uh.. "

Aksana says: "He's a bit shy today haha."

"He's very happy about our marriage and so am I."

Aksana says: "We will be getting married in the summer."

A few days later this interview goes public.

An is currently living in Nilastan.

An says: "Today's been pretty tiring.. Might as well check the news, might as well check if Luxuria is trying to attack or not."

An turns on the news.

The headline is in Hindi.

An says: "Wait I'm stupid I can't read Hindi."

"Wait.."

"Isn't that tank??"

"Wait chileee what did he do?"

An checks the news on his phone instead.

He reads the headline.

An says: "Ah-"

"Huh."

An says: "...huh?"

An says: "Wait.. Nooo is this an april fools joke..."

"haha."

"..."

"I.. Should've expected this.. I left him and Vinh after all.."

"But it still.. hurts so much.."

An starts to cry.

A few months later.

It's now summer.

The day of Tank and Aksana's marriage.

Tank is standing at the altar with a dead look.

And then, wedding music starts playing. And Aksana starts going down the hallway.

She gets to the alter and the priest starts talking.

Priest says: "If anybody has any objections then say it now or forever hold your peace."

Tank looks at the door

Nothing happens.

The priest keeps talking

Tank was sort of expecting An to come through.. But why would he?

Tank knows he probably hurt An.

The priest announces Tank and Aksana married.

Priest says: "You may kiss the bride now"

Tank doesn't do anything.

Aksana whispers: "Kiss you fool."

They kiss.

Everybody cheers.

A few months later.

An is scrolling through social media

He comes across a headline.

Tsar's wife announces she is pregnant!?

An says: "..."

"Haha.. wow.."

An says: "I guess he's completely forgotten about me then.."

"..Maybe I should've listened to him all those months ago..."

9 months later the kid is born.

Aksana says: "He's so cute, he already seems ready to be the next tsar."

Aksana says: "Do you want to name him?"

"And no, you can't name him after your stupid boyfriend."

Tank says: "..."

Chapter 3

Meanwhile in Yamalia, Katryk.

Vinh has turned 18.

Tank says: "Happy Birthday!"

Vinh says: "Thanks."

Tank says: "I originally had made a cake for you, but Aksana took it and gave it to Danya."

Vinh says: "Oh of course she did."

"She treats Danya like he's the next Jesus."

Tank says: "..Yeah."

Tank says: "Anyway.. After she took the cake, I only had enough time to make a cupcake. I'm sorry.."

Vinh says: "It's fine. It's not your fault."

Tank hands the cupcake to Vinh.

Vinh says: "Looks good!"

Tank says: "I also have a present for you. I wasn't sure what to give you.. But since you'll be moving out in a few days.."

Tank hands Vinh an envelope.

Vinh opens it.

Vinh says: "A PICTURE WITHOUT AKSANA AND DANYA!?!?!?"

Tank says: "Yeah.... It took a while to find a picture with only us. Since Aksana deleted all of them.."

Vinh says: "OH! There's also money?"

Tank says: "I thought you might need some in the future. Then again It probably doesn't matter since I'll still give you money if you ask."

Vinh says: "No, no! This is good for me.. I don't want to keep wasting all of your money.. Like a certain somebody."

Tank says: "Well-"

Aksana comes in the room.

Aksana says: "I'm so sorry to bother you, Vinh. But could you take care of my angelic Danya?"

"Since You're 18 now, you should learn how to properly take care of a child."

Vinh says: "... It's my birthday.."

Aksana says: "Oh, um.. Happy birthday. Now can you take care of him? I need to go out."

Tank says: "It's fine. I'll do it. No need to ask Vinh.."

Aksana says: "Tank you can't keep defending her. She's now a grown woman, she has to learn-"

Tank says: "It's FINE."

Aksana says: "Hmph."

"Fine. I'll be leaving now."

Aksana leaves the room.

Vinh says: "Tank, you didn't have to-"

Tank says: "It's your birthday. You should be having fun, not babysitting."

Vinh says: "..Well.. Alright!"

Danya runs in the room.

Danya says: "Greetings, peasants."

Vinh says: "Hello idiot"

Tank says: "..."

Danya says: "You should not speak to your future saviour like that."

Vinh says: "You're like 8. Go play Roblox or something."

Danya says: ".."

"I will rain hell fire upon you."

Tank says: "Okay! Danya, let's go to the other room!"

Tank leaves with Danya

Vinh says: ".."

Vinh sighs.

Vinh says: "Time to start preparing for University I suppose."

Chapter 4

Danya is now preparing to celebrate his 14th birthday.

Aksana says: "We need to make this birthday bigger and better than last years one!"

Tank says: "How much money do you need?"

Aksana says: "You know.. I was thinking you could finally help me out with the birthday celebrations."

Tank says: "Why?"

Aksana says: "Because you're his father you should also be involved."

Tank says: "Of course."

Aksana says: "Let's split the work. I will invite people, while you do everything else."

Tank says: "..."

"That-"

Aksana says: "Okay bye i have to go to the spa now."

"Love you."

Aksana leaves.

Tank says: "..."

"How long has it been since that day..?"

"I'm not sure how longer I can keep putting up with her.."

"Maybe I should just.. Let her tell everybody..."

"No.. No.. You have to get rid of Luxuria first."

"..But.. I can't come up with anything, that Luxuria.."

Danya says: "Shut up."

Tank says: "...Oh-"

Danya says: "Where's Aksana?"

Tank says: "She went to the spa. like she always does."

Danya says: "When will you give me the throne?"

Tank says: "...Someday.."

Danya says: "Yamalia will be in shambles if you keep ruling any longer."

Tank says: "...."

Danya says: "I don't particularly care about the concept of birthdays, though.. It'd be favorable if your birthday gift to me was the throne of Yamalia."

Tank says: "Danya, you're 14. You're not old enough to rule an entire country."

Danya says: "......"

"Okay, Tank. You'll regret that."

Tank says: "Of course I will."

Danya leaves the room.

Tank says: "Sigh.. I wonder how Vinh is doing in University..."

"I should call her... But first I should begin working on this stupid party."

Tank starts to work on the birthday party.

Meanwhile with Danya..

Danya says: "Hmph. And he calls himself a father!"

"Ah whatever. I should have expected this. He has never really liked me."

"Hmm.. But let's see.. How could I get the throne?"

"I could.. kill him? Though I'm not sure if I'd want to waste my time killing him."

"Hmm, blackmail maybe? Though, what sort of blackmail could I use that'd make him give me the throne.."

"Time to see if I can find anything in Aksana and Tanks room."

Danya secretly heads into his parents bedroom to find anything worthy of blackmail.

Danya says: "Nothing, nothing.. More nothing. This is starting to feel like a waste of time."

"Maybe I should just kill him-"

Suddenly, Danya notices something on top of the closet.

Danya says: "Aha! A suspicious box?"

He gets a chair to climb on. He grabs the box and opens it up.

Danya says: "A bunch of letters. And some sort of video player.."

Danya sits down on the bed and begins to read everything in the box.

He also finds an old phone.

Danya says: "...."

Danya says: "These letters."

"These could be good enough.. Yamalia will not like to hear this.."

"What about the video tape and phone.. hmm, I probably won't need to use them. Yamalia is pretty stupid so they'll probably believe these pieces of paper."

Danya says: "Now.. How should I do this.."

A few days later, it is now Danyas birthday.

Aksana says: "The ball room looks.. alright. It could've been better."

Tank says: "Maybe you should've done it instead?"

Aksana says: "Oh Tank. You're so funny."

Doorbell noises are heard.

Aksana says: "Oh, the camera crew must be here!"

Tank says: "?"

Aksana lets the camera people in.

Tank says: "Are we making some sort of movie?"

Aksana says: "Noo, they're news reporters! Danya asked for them. Not sure why."

"Also they're going to be filming this live too!"

Tank says: "Okay."

A few hours later and many guests have arrived to Danya's birthday party.

The celebrations begin and Danya asks if he can hold a speech.

Danya says: "Thank you all for coming to my birthday celebration. Though.. I'd rather call it my coronation day."

"Because Tank, will sadly no longer be able to stay as the king."

Tank says: "...Here we go again."

Danya says: "Because it seems the current king of Yamalia, is a homosexual."

The people gasp.

Tank says: "......."

Aksana says: "..Eh?"

Danya says: "And I have proof. I found letters he sent to his lover in Nakmai back in the day."

"I will begin to read them."

Danya pulls out the letters he found and begins to read them.

Tank says: ".......Wait.."

"No... Wait..."

"DANYA"

Danya continues to read them.

Tank says: "THEY'RE FAKE."

"HE SET THIS ALL UP-"

Aksana says: "Danya is right."

The guests gasp again.

Aksana says: "He's never loved me..  He's always been so cold to me all these years."

Tank says: "AKSANA!"

Danya says: "Sorry Tank. But you are sadly not fit to rule this country."

Tank says: "DANYA YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO RULE.."

The people start to get angry at Tank.

The room starts to go into chaos.

They all question Tank.

Tank says: "...This can't be happening.."

Danya says: "How shameful. Feel free to throw anything at him!"

Tank says: "WHAT."

Aksana fake cries.

Aksana says: "Ahoo ahoo :pensive: :pensive: :pensive: "

A plate gets thrown at Tank.

Tank says: "FUCK-"

Tank bolts out of the palace.

Tank says: "Shoot.. Shoot.. What now.. Where do I go?"

"Right.. this isn't the first time I've had to run away.."

"Right.. okay, I'll just head to Lineland's border."

"Wait, what about Vinh!?"

"I left my phone at home.. AGH THIS IS SO STUPID!"

Tank runs to Shipeniye.

Except this time he doesn't get a taxi

Tank says: "..Is this how all the other leaders felt? Sportavny.. Adrik.."


Continued in "My Unforgettable Love"

HISTORY
Before 0 CE Ancient HistoryThe Tales of the CrystalliansExtinction of the AncientfolkFirst Human-Yomtach WarAncient HistoryThe Great Sleep (The Great Dream) • Theian Cataclysm
0 CE - 56 CE Lost ArchivesFirst Furry WarSecond Furry WarRising tensionsThe Empire WarsKalevian War of IndependenceCatherian eraLater Empire WarsFirst Void War - AftermathDiscovery of the EirnicsEighth Yetian RevolutionBeginning of the Eirnic-Yetia PartnershipSecond England WarVoid Energy DealInformation found about The Giver3 Day WarYetian ReformFounding of PoavakLuxurian InvestigationPoavak-Manzheboyi WarNew Empire WarEirnic Controversy and Alpine InvestigationNinth Yetian RevolutionTreaty of UkraineLiquimCzecho-Hungaria ConflictThe SnapWorld War 1Treaty of Taipei
57 CE - 99 CE 57 Scandimarian ElectionWaclaw Independence ReferendumYetian War of IndependenceThe ReversalEstablishment of Linelandic RussiaYetian Refugee CrisisThird England WarRed Leader's Investigation of YARSFourth England WarAbardean-Sizzlean WarLuxurian Military Base RaidYetian Wars of ReconquestThe PlagueKorean War of IndependenceEstablishment of ChorosLinelandic RevolutionWorld War 2Red Leader's collaboration with DragoTwelfth Yetian Civil WarProclamation of the Luxurian EmpireLuxurian-Spinese WarLuxurian-Sizzlean WarLuxurian-Abardean WarLuxurian-Linelandic WarSizzlean RevolutionWorld War 313th Yetian Civil WarSizzlean Succession CrisisSecond Abardean-Sizzlean WarPoavakian War of IndependenceThird Furry WarFifth England WarLuxurian RestorationSpinese-Celtic WarYorican RevolutionBeginning of the Hongerswakan-Sarpistani AllianceDiscovery of NarakamHybrite Invasion of Yetia14th Yetian Civil War & Second Linelandic-Yetian WarNorth Italian War of IndependenceRed Leader's attack on YataDiscovery of the NLEYetian Constitutional CrisisSixth England WarSecond Sizzlean-Yetian WarLinelandic-Sizzlean WarSeventh England WarSizzlean-Yetian Acts of UnionAssassination of O;)(♤《ojn¤¤(♤▪️《○0《9♤(jinsjimxSYE-Waclaw WarSYE-Utsong WarInvestigation into the NLEChristmas RebellionSYE-Abard WarEighth England WarLuxurian Agent InterviewIslandian Civil WarWorld War 4A tale of a Sipedroan SoldierKatie Johnroo's Musical CareerDeath of Pedro El FiestaSecond Yetian War of IndependenceFurry War RevengeSizzlean Reunification WarExpansion of WalesRestoration of EnglandDiscovering the Empire of YataYear 81 IconicDragons-Pepperoni Rugby Match12 Day WarOperation Thunder & Operation SandstrikeSarpistani Civil WarInvestigating GreenlandYatan-Human ConflictDeposition of Henry El FiestaSecond Linelandic Civil WarSpinese Assassination AttemptSecond Human-Yomtach WarLuxurian PurgeScandimarian-Yumranrujg WarScandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarNLE-Luxurian WarWaclaw-British War15th Yetian Civil WarYetian Subjugation of AbardHarsens Disease OutbreakPortal IncidentThird Yetian-Kalevian WarSecond North Italian War of IndependenceKyrif Rogalk - Ahteat Tnes Ranrujg WarPatrky's RevolutionSecond Luxurian-Spinese WarRed Leader's Second Attack on YataAlicorn Civil WarSecond Scandimarian-Nuan Krovh WarEstablishment of PetoriaWorld War 5Spinese Cave InvestigationHunt for Big ChungusUtsongan Civil WarScramble for OceaniaPEROHIVE ExpansionNinth England WarSecond Luxurian-Abardean War91 Yetian General ElectionQuatritonian Civil WarSettlement of Velodoland16th Yetian Civil WarQuatritonian-Kalevian WarQuatritonian-Yetian WarKelli Velvet in SipedroLuxurian Travel BansQuatritonian Coup and Turkish GenocideDoge's 93 CE RevealsNSE Communications Imitator ProjectTiticaca InvestigationSecond Quatritonian-Yetian WarGeorge Family RelocationCoronavirus OutbreakFirst Xindao WarSecond Xindao WarSecond Quatritonian Civil WarConstruction of the TitanicSvalbard InvestigationItalian Civil WarPoavakian Nuclear Program19th Yetian Civil WarAsophanian Climatator ExperimentMelbourne CrisisThird Quatritonian Civil WarThird Quatritonian-Yetian WarThe BiomassYetian Laser-Tower TestKalevian-Luvakhian War96' World CupSarpistani Oil DiscoveryThird Sizzlean-Utsongan WarMonarchy Abolished in NilastanCeylon Conflict97 Hongerswak ConflictChorosian Civil WarFirst Contact with Mei'raParahuman HighschoolPrelude to World War 6
100 CE - 149 CE World War 6Poavakian RevolutionFirst Contact with BlargsRecognition of Creepyland20th Yetian Civil WarHow no-one could save TritoniaEchtonian War of SuccessionYetian-Yomtach WarYomtach Invasion of North AmericaYomtach-Waclaw WarGus-Uz'Bei WarThird Human-Yomtach WarCreepyland-Peterland WarFormation of NakmaiFormation of GoldariaMovement of World Peace & Fourth Tritonian Civil WarLuvakhian Civil WarPoavak-Creepyland DisputeHongerswakan-Ugandan WarWilliam Anssen's ReturnPoavakian CoupDiscovery of the Biomass CrimsonResurrection of Peter GriffinFirst Contact with WabbolansShibe Isles War of IndependenceWar of GriffinTenth England War21st Yetian Civil War22nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 7The Regenerator ArraySecond Sarpistani Civil WarPreparation against IujadogiaCornish Uprising of 104Kangaroo-Luxurian WarLinelandic-Taiwanese WarSizzlean Succession Crisis of 10423rd Yetian Civil WarIujadogian-Yatan WarFormation of ZinaSecond Yorican War of Independence & First Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarSecond Great Fire of YetiaSipedroan Civil WarGoldarian Civil WarCreepyland Satan CrisisBritish-Yetian WarWorld War 8Discovery of the Yetia City CatacombsThe Castrovalence Crisis BeginsSecond Melbourne CrisisSecond Chorosian Civil War24th Yetian Civil WarTanumian War of IndependenceRestoration of ApothelisKalevian Civil WarDiscord CrisisChungus' Invasion of PandalandSecond Utsongan Civil WarFourth Yetian-Tritonian WarYetian BlackoutWilliam III's DisputesSarpistan War of 109Attack of GodzillaUtsongan-Nilastani WarYetian-Italian WarKelli Velvet RemarriesScandimarian AmnesiaMarriage of Creepyfan27 and George Jr.Return of General Esuap25th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan Invasion of XinanSecond Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFiji War26th Yetian Civil WarUtsongan-Nakmaian WarEast African WarSarpistan War of 11027th Yetian Civil WarSecession of Palladia and PersiumPoavakian-Osanian WarThird Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarKalevian-Tritonian Diplomatic CrisisCreepyland's Gacha ContentThe HomolutionFourth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarThird Linelandic Civil WarLinelandic-Alinyan WarSpinese Great PurgeEleventh England WarFormation of Piggy IslandFifth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarIrish Mind Block IncidentAsian Worker's WarFirst Nihilist WarYetian-Nordic WarSecond East African WarIrish-Kaurian WarZheng WarTritonian-Palladian War"Irish"-Yetian WarNopedroan Re-Secession AttemptGarfield UnveiledAlbanian WarGenocide in the Third Yetian EmpireYetian Intervention WarYetian Reunification WarSixth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarFirst Contact with the Bejrik OrderSecond Kalevian Civil WarYetian ReunificationArrival of TheiaYNF's Escape to TheiaGreat African WarSecond Nihilist WarFirst Contact with the Theian NativesOsanian-Q'naran WarTriseparatist War117 Quatritonian General ElectionSecond Great African WarFall of AsophaniaH5N1 Outbreak & Bird-Human WarHumamboan Civil WarYorican Civil WarFourth Linelandic Civil WarManchurian-Mongolian WarRediscovery of the YetaiLuxurian War of SuccessionAldurian-Sarpistani WarAfrican Revolutionary WarUnification of Great SizzleIujado-Scandimarian War12th England WarKalevian WarSecond Linelandic-Sizzlean WarSizzlean Economic Interventions28th Yetian Civil WarFourth Abardean-Sizzlean WarSarpistani Reassertion WarSecond Yetian Intervention WarItalo-Venetian WarFirst Contact with the Kuiper BeltNiederish RevolutionInter-Yetian WarCocalan War of IndependenceIujado-Luvakhian WarNilastani Civil WarThe Girl's ReleasePolar Gravitational Array & Anlace 1 TestsSecond Aldurian-Sarpistani WarSarpistani Succession ReformBalkan CrisisIujado-Yetian WarIujado-Macanese WarSecond Iujadogian-Yatan WarNay'Bling CrisisPoavakian Civil WarRebecca and DulocThird East African War29th Yetian Civil WarSecond Yetian Wars of Reconquest124 Tritonian Elections30th Yetian Civil WarDiscovery of the Pocket Dimension DeviceCollapse of the UQSRDoluro crosses VelaraBirth of the World Defence InitiativeInter-Theian Revolt War & Isernotarian-Dulovan WarBornholm WarNarakam ExpeditionYetevian RevolutionResolution of the Tanume DisputeWorld War 9Second Inter-Yetian WarILCADOS IncidentChains of NihilantisSarpistani Assassination PlotChau Binh's ResignationSecond Kalevian-Luvakhian WarTritonia InvestigationLuvamatrilia, Piggy Island, and Spisos engage in "Diplomacy"Apothilene-Tritonian WarSeventh Sipedroan-Nopedroan War31st Yetian Civil WarDeath of Safir PiangaCreepylandian-Nakmaian WarAldurian Partition WarBattle of VannakaramInvasion of the YNF RemnantsWorld War 10Post-WW10 ConflictsSub-Palladia InvestigationRebecca and Duloc 2Fifth Linelandic Civil WarThird Kalevian-Luvakhian War32nd Yetian Civil WarFurry War VengancePoavakian-Luvurian WarGeorge the Tree IncidentHongerswakan-Wanaoishian WarFormation of DinaEllarian-Malakian WarIujadogia returns to TheiaBiomass Crimson CrisisFate of the ReplacedYanheian War of IndependenceNihilantis' Attack on YataAnti-Zina ConspiracyMerger of Yata and TheiaYakamotomotoian-Zinan WarRequired HeartbreakNihilantis ReturnsEighth Sipedroan-Nopedroan WarNihilantis, Sun of YataKaurian WarSarpistani-Yetian WarHayasian Civil WarLinelandic-Tritonian Cooperation AgreementSubjugation of YakamotomotoSecond Hongerswakan-Wanaoishian WarOctoseparatist WarSecond Sarpistani-Yetian WarMacanese-West Malian WarGoldarian-Khatian WarSizzlean-Shenguese WarAntarctic ProtocolGodzilla Strikes AgainSecond Spinese-Celtic War
150 CE - 199 CE Mingese Civil War'Spores' OutbreakBackrooms ArcThe Hunger GamesLiberation of HumanityLizarbian Civil WarInter-Piangan WarSecond Yorican Civil WarSipedroan-Lustlandian WarSipedroan-Itachian WarPalladian RevolutionWorld War 11Yamatoan Colonization InitiativeReturn to Timeline-002Dark NebulaFourth Human-Yomtach WarGlobal Partition TreatyItachian War of IndependenceFirst Tiujuana Partition WarFourth East African WarSecond Tiujuana Partition WarChernobyl MeltdownSDS-003 UpdateDuloc and PasagreYetian-Apothilene WarWorld War 12Second HomolutionFounding of TERAPROSipedroan ElectionsRuthenian WarLuxurian Civil WarThe Order of Ganymede AwakensFinal Reunification of SipedroFormation of the ACDLCharalandish-Texan WarErin Stevens' Medical ProblemsZinan-Luxurian WarOmnistat WarGoo-Yatan WarBattle of TritonSpace Cable IncidentFall of Nay'BlingSpinese Civil WarOsanian-Volhian WarFifth East African WarNakmaian PurgeLuxurian-Poavakian WarValindra's AscensionWorld War 13Abyyskan-Spinese WarAbyyskan-Yamalian WarAbyyskan-Red Army WarMy Unforgettable FoeAbyyskan-Luvamatrilian WarAbyyskan-Luvakhian WarWorld War 14Beta Sol Incident176 Rossiyan ElectionRossiyan Civil WarSecond Omnistat WarAdriatic-Rossiyan WarAdriatic-Yetian War33rd Yetian Civil War13th England War180 Rossiyan ElectionKalevian-Rossiyan WarYetian-Wapistani WarSecond Yetian-Adriatic WarYetian-Khatian WarYetian-Tritoniyan WarYangoonese War of IndependenceSecond Luxurian-Poavakian WarTank Investigates AbyyskySecond Rossiyan Civil WarWorld War 15Haudenosaunee War of IndependenceSecond Yetian-Khatian WarConsequence of LoveSecond Irish-Yetian WarYetian-Equatorian WarYetian-Svealish WarAssassination Attempt on Karl Ludwig D'ElsaThird Sarpistani Civil WarDeath of Moseka PiangaKaurian CoupLinelandic Coup WarRise of the Freedom and Prosperity Agreement34th Yetian Civil WarYetian-Ortilian WarLuxuria's Scientific Adventures in NarakamThird Yetian War of ReconquestFourth Yetian War of ReconquestFifth Yetian War of ReconquestThird Linelandic-Yetian WarMylatsk Border ConflictLuxurian-Nilastani WarThird Adriatic-Yetian War35th Yetian Civil War186 Tritonian ElectionThird Omnistat WarCentral African WarYorican WarAlligator-Flores WarLinelandic Reunification WarsAbardean-Wanaoishian WarUgandan-Zinan WarBlood is Thicker Than WaterLuxurian-Coalition WarDream and Once-ler Jr's WeddingDanubian WarAquilae CrisisSwagonian-UFR WarTurkestan WarRestoration of SumeraShapeshifter WhispersSecond Yetian-Nordic WarItachian CoupYetian-Polish WarCotunauinian-Luvurian WarMy Unforgettable LoveIrish Civil WarAquilae: GensokyoDestruction of AstakaramLibatrian Civil WarSecond Iujadogian-Macanese War
200 CE - 249 CE World War 16Fifth Human-Yomtach WarThe InsurgencyMy Little Yomtach: Friendship is MissingCultural ExchangeSychlikid CrisisEzerg-Daruv WarsFounding of SamsungYNF Civil WarYomtach Invasion of the South AtlanticYatan-Yetian War204 Tritonian ElectionHouse of DeceptionDo Cyborgs Dream of Mechanical Families?Italian-Roman UnificationEzonian-Najovan WarDaybreakXK-Δ-Class Event: 205 CESizzlean WarGreat American WarItalian-Jeriyan War36th Yetian Civil WarPeter (not) of YataSecond Great American WarSecond Hunger GamesGreat Asian WarEvent-MV209Hyperborean Continuation WarScottish Marriage CrisisParalesian WarFourth Sarpistani Civil WarPolskan Raids against ParaleisFounding of PhillealandColonization of TitanQueason ActLaunch of the HarbingerPolsk-Q'nar WarWorld War 17The SperminatorFirst Contact with The CovenantThe Return of The Crystal EmpireSecond Nilastani Civil WarPolsk Contacts the YNF RemnantsBlood is Thicker Than Water: EpilogueWorld War 18Discovery of the Mystery Flesh PitFirst Theian World War37th Yetian Civil WarThe Creature, part 1Formation of the Havana PactNordic RevolutionNiederish War of IndependenceFor a Yetian VitalityRat Centaur's EscapeBornuvian Reunification WarsAdriatic Intervention against Yetia38th Yetian Civil WarAn Immortal's WoesWorld War 19Michigan Rap BattleTotal AnnihilationDisarmament of YetiaRapa Nui BombingsThe Purity of SinAdriatic Intervention WarFormation of the Dovan EmpireSecond Turkestan WarThird Kalevian Civil WarInbetween of WorldsParty in the Spinese RepublicSecond Great Asian WarThe Creature, part 2Creepyland: The Biggest Rap Battle of All TimeSecond Yetian Reunification WarsPolsk's Turkestani Invasion PlansAlt-Polsk of Alt-EarthSozzle NegotiationsSecond Polskan-Turkestani ConflictRed Leader's Third Attack on YataUFR-Floppa City WarQuestionably EthicalFirst Swagonian WarEuropan-Oceanian War39th Yetian Civil WarThird Great Asian WarConfederate Crisis of 231The Divine ResurgenceSecond Swagonian WarSkye-Feep Eternal Hyper-WarSecond Paralesian WarSDS-015 Containment BreachThird Swagonian WarKanaran-Jakarian WarHayahan Civil WarWorld War 20Polskan-Republican WarFourth Kalevian Civil War40th Yetian Civil WarNuevopedroan Civil WarTenno's TravelsTest Flight of the ExcelsiorFourth Yorican Civil WarFloppa Civil WarPSS Krakow Finds an Unidentified ThreatPolskan-Q'onos ConflictChegg's Polsk TourFourth Swagonian WarYamatoan Civil War41st Yetian Civil WarRepublican-Polskan Spacecraft Limitation CrisisFake Bangus CrisisRestabilization of PolskConstruction of Site-99Norolati CrisisTitan Harvesting Station IncidentAbardean Civil War
250 CE - 299 CE Osanian National Reform LawFifth Swagonian WarAfterthoughts of a Quarter MillenniumSecond Lizarbian Civil WarChungusland Civil WarSecond Floppa Civil War & Yanz-Floppastan ConflictNew Yetian-YNF WarSecond Polskan-Republican WarOperation: Red MessiahFifth Yetian-Tritonian War42nd Yetian Civil WarWorld War 21Battle near Skantos PassageBaitangese-Bingustani WarMiraak's CrystalPreparation against The QuNorth Bingustan CrisisQu-Martian WarYatan-Theian BlackoutNyasan War of IndependenceDinan-Polskan WarFirst Contact with the AnthropophagesSiberian Civil WarSaharian Civil WarYNF-Polsk-Karina DisputeRecovery of MarsSecond Human-Covenant ConflictRurikpavlovsk PutschThird Floppa Civil WarSixth Swagonian WarSanghelios Stealth MissionPolskan-Floppastani Diplomatic Dispute292 Theian Republic Political CrisisFormation of the CSISSecond Hayahan Civil WarSixth Yetian War of ReconquestCrimsonist WarsYetian Partition War
300 CE - 349 CE
350 CE - 399 CE
400 CE - 449 CE
450 CE - 499 CE Laconian War
500 CE - 549 CE
Other Canon Events Cosmology of YATAList of Minor EventsOf the OneirosphereThe Furry WarsArchived/The InsurgencyYear System
Retconned/Uncanon Events Alternate HistoryAncient History of YetiaAncient History of LinelandCeltic-Yatan WarJanuary 2023 Reforms* • Yomtach Escape to TheiaSizzlean Civil War of 190 CE214 Lutaria ConflictEuropean War of 282